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Joke for 11/10/24
A first grade teacher wanted to help her students learn black history so one Thursday,
she told them that she would read them some famous quotes and whoever could guess
who said it could stay home from school the next day.
The first one she read was, "By any means necessary." Hands shot
up. "Yes, Leroy, can you tell me who said that?" "Malcom X."
"That's right," said the teacher, "You may go home now, and you
don't have to come to class tomorrow."
The next one was, "I have a dream." Again, dozens of little black
hands went up. "Yes, Shaquita, do you know who said that?" "Martin
Luther King, Jr." "Why yes, that's right, you can go home early and
skip school tomorrow also."
From the back of the classroom came a disgusted voice, "You god damn niggers
make me fucking sick." The teacher ran to the back of the room and screamed,
"Who said that!?"
The little White boy jumped out of his chair and headed for the door, saying
on his way out, "David Duke. See ya Monday, bitch!