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Joke for 07/23/17

Q and A

Q: What did 50 Cent say to to his grandma after she knit him a sweater?
A: Gee, You knit?

Q: Why do you tend not to ask out the chick at the bar with the black eye?
A: Because you already know the bitch doesn't listen.

Q: Why can't Jesus eat m&m's?
A: Because he has holes in his hands.

Q: What would happen if you cut off your left side?
A: You would be all right.

Q: Why do girls like Jesus?
A: Cause hes hung like this *Hold arms up like Jesus on the cross*

Q: Why don't the Indonesians take showers anymore?
A: Because they are washing up on the beaches!

Q: Why is February Black History Month?
A: Cause it's the shortest month of the year.

Q. Why cant Mexicans have a barbeque?
A. The beans keep falling through the grill

Q: Why is hockey so racist?
A: Because it has bunch of white guys hitting a BLACK puck around.

Q: Why do black people need to use moisturizer?
A: So they don't crack up in the heat.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A baby.

Q: What is the least wanted detergent in Indonesia right now?
A: Tide.

Q: What does a black person and a soda machine have in common?
A: They both take your money and give you coke in return.

Q: What happens when a Mexican and an ASIAN make a baby?
A: A car thief who can't actually drive is born.

Q: Why were there only 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?
A: They only had two cars.

Q: How did Jews leave the concentration camps?
A: Through the chimneys!

Q: How do you blind an ASIAN?
A: You put a windshield in front of him.

Q: How many black college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but he gets 6 credits for it.

Q: Why can't Mexicans be firefighters?
A: They can't tell Jose from hose B.

Q: What do you call a fat kid with no arms?
A: Depressed



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