posted on Tuesday 5/27/03 by Shane
Well right now my power source is dead on my pc so I'm having to use dail-up to post this shit. Hopefully I can get out and get a new power source tomorrow and get a friend of mine to replace it.
I haven't been home hardly any since Friday then coming home and having to deal with a broken pc sucks.
I'll get this shit fixed, if not I'll buy a new pc or something. Mine is broke now because the fucking lights went out for 2 seconds then my pc has been messed up ever since. I'll update and let you know when my shit is back in order.
I went and bought a a new power supply and ended up putting that sucka in myself, so if you've emailed me or whatever I'll get to your emails when I get home from work. Also I'll fix the features since the bandwidth is got on that server.
Eat your cookie and shut the fuck up
posted on Friday 5/23/03
Retarded Star Wars Kid - Check the story behind it haha.
(You've probably seen some of them
More Funny Images
- FFL -
- Ass cream.
- Funnel or Tunnel?
- GayTrix Reloaded.
- Check out ol' Bessy.
- Toyota HELL RAZOR!
- Lovely wound gallery.
- Nice pussy. I'm for real.
- Nice background brotha.
- Would you girls ride this?
- Windows makes gay ads.
- This will amaze you people.
- Haunted baby doll? I want it!
- Didn't know they still did this..
- Gay Christian huh? Nigga please.
- My penis hurts just looking at this.
- Oh my haha , read the whole thing!
- At first I thought this was about me.
- Japan has one of those sites too, I hate these sites.
Well 4 day weekend for me and I figured I would go ahead and post and finish up on some pages for the site (little clean up and add some), so enjoy this, if you've already seen it shut the fuck up and go away. I may be home enough some this weekend to post again, if not keep an eye on the updates page.
If you asked me for a link trade keep your dick attached, I will get to them. If you keep bugging me I will just delete your email. Bitch.
I'm back... Hooray!
posted on Sunday 5/18/03 by Shane
Damn I have a lot to post since my week has been pretty busy, but I did manage to update the features and some other crap..(read updates)
If you've never heard of Rodney Carrington
I suggest to go google some stuff up on him, because I thought his Cd's were funny until I saw him live Friday night. You've probably heard like songs like Titties and beer
and Dear Penis
If he comes near your city by a fucking ticket and go he's stand is even funnier!, there were two other guys that do stand up before him and I remember this one part this guy said:
Think you have it bad? Just think if you were a siamese twin and your brother was gay and you weren't. Then to make it worst, you only had one ass between the both of you.
That would be uh bad.
Nine things I hate about everyone:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
(I didn't write this)
- FFL -
- Bad bunny!
- Matrix Spoof.
- The tard blog!
- Paper bag rules.
- Pirate deep freeze.
- Are you Psychotic?
- Here kitty kitty kitty.
- Booty Call Contract.
- Who makes this shit?
- Want to kill someone?
- He-nails or She-nails?
- Build your own cannon.
- Want to buy a monkey?
- I'll drink some of this now.
- It's not that hard brotha.
- How well can you juggle?
- This will make your head hurt.
- Oh look a soulmate calculator.
- Another page slap full of asses.
- I took some notes on this page.
- Just tell the special someone to...
- What the fucking gay is this about?
- Here's some AOL whores.. I mean girls.
- Think you can be in the Secret Service?
- Sort of like that Operation game. haha
- Oh yeah more girls kissing for you horny fucks.
- You know the people that make this don't get laid.
- Jesus Christ there are a lot of people with "the gay".(look at the online thing)
I had a lot of other shit to post, so I'll post again very shortly. I'm going to watch Matrix Reloaded (people keep calling and rushing me)
now and have to go. Oh and stop your bitching about not posting, I haven't been home to much lately, I know you guys look forward to post you just have to have some patience and just check the updates page, because I'll post there before here since it's faster. I'll to to post more than the once a week shit, but remember this site is still updated daily..
Hmmm I still rule.
posted on Thursday 5/8/03 by Shane
- I updated this haha
Damn what happened to Ms. Aguilera? Fat ass.. She's off "the list"..
- FFL -
- Like boobs?
- This is cool.
- Nasty fucks.
- Mind control.
- Do the Mario.
- They got me!
- Weird image..
- Stupid game.
- Penguin chat!
- I'm a member.
- Finally a way!!!
- Phonebox Cam!
- Old guy journal..
- Explain this one..
- Internet Simulator.
- The Streaker game.
- This can't be good..
- God of animated Gifs.
- Square up a Squirrel.
- Musical Cockroaches.
- Typical internet idiot.
- Best Blonde joke ever!
- It says cumming. haha
- Look it's the Blograffiti!
- Is this the ugly album?
- I was going to attend this.
- Now you know your ABC's.
- Need your colon cleansed?
- Check out this window mod.
- What the fuck is this about?
- Excuse me while I throw up.
- Hahaha Ms paint.. porn style.
- What a gay family... Seriously.
- Uh yeah.. I hope you said no bitch.
- Where's the "none of the above" option?
That enough? Sorry for not posting lately, but my ass hasn't been home. But this site is still one of the only
sites that is actually updated daily (hence the daily babe), so stop your bitching.
I will work on the features for now and work little by little on the latest addition of Huge Bitch part 9 (yeah it's another flash, and will rule and stuff).
posted on Thursday 5/1/03 by Shane
If the images in the post aren't loading right please let me know, (click the thumbnails) I'm trying this script out and need to make sure it's working for everyone. If you don't have problems downloading or seeing the dailybabe you shouldn't have any problems. If you're using Internet Explorer, everything should be good.
Oh and wait until you see the next part on the Huge Bitch series hahaha..