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posted on 08/16/10 by Opie
This is Safe for Work, I swear.
Big alligator squashes watermelon like a grape.
Funny cat going after a bird.
I LIKE YOU!
The Whirlwind Batting Technique
Luckily her fake boobs break her fall.
Homemade anal. (Nice rack too)
Not my personal sex story, but I witnessed it. A buddy brought home a 6' red headed, beautiful Australian girl and took her straight to his bedroom both staggering drunk. They walked right past the group of 6 or 7 equally drunk expats eating beans on bread and watching Family Ties dubbed in Spanish. She didn't even see us, he gave us a sly thumbs up.
His bedroom shared a wall, with an open window, with the courtyard that we were sitting in. (This is a typical, colonial style, Latin American villa, btw). So of course, we mute the Family Ties and crowd around the open window just behind the curtains to hear what we can hear.
Less than a minute into it, just as we are all starting to feel a bit sick from listening to the sloppy drunk kissing, smacking and grunting, the Aussie woman announces to her would-be lover in a booming voice and accent that sounded more like a drunk Irish-woman trying to sound like Crocodile Dundee (read the next line in your head with that accent): "I'm on me rags, but you can have a rip at me shitter if you like"
Needless to say, the gallery erupted in hysterical laughter. She was horrified. She flew out of the bedroom, threatened to murder us all and ran out of the house crying. Our buddy was collapsed on his bed, also laughing hysterically.
We offered him a bean sandwich, which he gladly accepted, and then we all watched Family Ties in Spanish together until sunrise.
- FFL -
[NSFW] - Teen Sex.
[NSFW] - Ass to Mouth.
[NSFW] - Drunk GF tits.
[NSFW] - Facebook of sex!
[NSFW] - My kind of comic.
[NSFW] - Find a fuck buddy.
[NSFW] - Chat with hot girls.
[ SFW ] - Survive the Zombies!
[ SFW ] - Uh Oh Police Brutality.
[ SFW ] - Evil Child Movie Critic.
[ SFW ] - Any blade runner fans?
[ SFW ] - Here's a dog in a swing!
[ SFW ] - This girl is very strange.
[NSFW] - Hanna's big tits are nice.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Worst Bear Grylls Meals.
[ SFW ] - Return of the Jedi deleted scene.
[ SFW ] - Eminem does Top 10 on Letterman.
[ SFW ] - What the hell kind of dancing is this?
[ SFW ] - Bees can be a funny bit in stand-up.
[ SFW ] - I don't need it but I want a 3D printer!
[ SFW ] - Hot girl shows off her bike skills then...
[ SFW ] - Bear steals car and trashes it. Holy shit!
[ SFW ] - Create your own Ugly Dancer. (Very Funny)
[ SFW ] - Stuffed carved out of Eggshells. Pretty neat.
posted on 08/13/10 by Opie
Awesome magic trick.
Guy dances into traffic, gets hit by ice cream truck.
The coolest ice cream stand guy ever.
Justin Bieber hit by a water bottle!
Front Flip, Full Court Basketball Shot
This has an explosive ending.
Girl orgasms via rollercoaster.
She gives herself pleasure. Turns into a blood bath.
He must be looking for treasure.
This guy walks into an empty bar, just him and the bartender, and orders a drink.
The bartender gets him for him, and walks back to wash glasses.
A few minutes later the guy hears a voice, "I really like your haircut". The guy looks around, but doesn't see anyone.
A few minutes after that he hears "That's a great tie you're wearing. You'll go places looking like that".
He spins around 360 degree, and it is just him and the bartender in the place.
So, he yells at the bartender "Did you say anything to me?", the bartender says "No. Why?"
The guy says "Well, first I heard somebody say they liked my hair, and then they said they liked my tie" and then the bartender says "Oh, that's the peanuts in the bowl next to you".
The guy says,"The peanuts in the bowl said it?" and the bartender says "Yeah, they're complimentary"
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[ SFW ] - Hot body.
[ SFW ] - Sex tape.
[ SFW ] - Huge tits.
[ SFW ] - College Orgy.
[ SFW ] - Emo sex tape.
[ SFW ] - Too Hot for TV.
[ SFW ] - Zombie Outbreak.
[ SFW ] - Colorful baby chicks.
[ SFW ] - School Of Seduction.
[ SFW ] - Get laid this weekend.
[ SFW ] - Chat with some whores.
[ SFW ] - Put on the fires. (Game)
[ SFW ] - Racked & Stacked Chicks.
[ SFW ] - Sports Announcer Bloopers.
[ SFW ] - Don't mess with German girls.
[ SFW ] - Cool Russian wildfire pictures.
[ SFW ] - Oh here's 1000 songs to listen to.
[ SFW ] - Old guy singing Carrie Underwood.
[ SFW ] - I don't get drunk, I get awesome.
[ SFW ] - The only talent she has is her tits.
[ SFW ] - Amazing 10-Year-Old Opera Singer.
[ SFW ] - Criss Angel fucked up his last stunt.
[ SFW ] - Two guys too wasted to set up tents.
[ SFW ] - 'Radioactive boars' on loose in Germany!
posted on 08/11/10 by Opie
Sex camera sex.
Big ASIAN tits.
Attention Whore In Compton.. haha
Girls love to party.
A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, don't you start anything."
He's scared for life.
The more you know..
Will someone change his fucking diaper.
I don't even have to blur this and HOW IS SHE DOING THE SPLITS!?
On getting sued...
Damn Tyrone shit.
Anyone have a needle?
She would be eating too.
I would just chop my foot off.
I think that's a hotdog in her hair too.
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[NSFW] - Get Laid.
[NSFW] - Busty MILF.
[NSFW] - Natural tits.
[NSFW] - Teen EX-GF.
[NSFW] - Hot cam girls.
[ SFW ] - How to spoon.
[NSFW] - Sex by the pool.
[ SFW ] - Stripper ass drop.
[ SFW ] - Fun puzzle game.
[ SFW ] - Olivia Wilde is hot.
[NSFW] - Girls, Camera, Mirror.
[ SFW ] - KILL THE PEDO BEARS!
[ SFW ] - I want a woman present.
[ SFW ] - At least she'll never drown.
[NSFW] - The most nasty woman ever.
[ SFW ] - The sad truth about marriage.
[NSFW] - This dude is hanging by his balls.
[ SFW ] - Sacramento House Of Sex Busted.
[ SFW ] - Ways to make a woman notice you.
[ SFW ] - Quits her job via email and she's hot.
[ SFW ] - Armed robber accidentally shoots himself.
[ SFW ] - Call of Duty: Black Ops - Multiplayer Gameplay.
[ SFW ] - Woman goes crazy because they forgot her McNuggets!
posted on 08/09/10 by Opie
UFC 117 Silva vs. Sonnen (FULL Fight)
Download Here OR Here
UFC 117 Hughes vs. Almeida
This gamer is funny as hell.
Disney Pulp Fiction.
Retarded lady happy to be on TV.
Indian Waterpark.. haha
Mini Cannon destroys targets!
Married with Children: The PORNO
Joe has a broken leg. Mike comes over and asks, "How you doing Joe?"
Joe says, "Do me a favor, run upstairs and get me my slippers."
Mike goes upstairs and sees Joe's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters. He says, "Your dad sent me up here to have sex with both of you."
One girl replies, "Get out of here. Prove it."
Mike shouts downstairs, "Hey, Joe, both of them?"
Joe shouts back "Of course both of them! What's the point of fucking one?"
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[ SFW ] - Mafia game.
[NSFW] - Latina babe.
[NSFW] - Ex gf naked.
[ SFW ] - Horny Chicks.
[NSFW] - Big ass titties.
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex.
[ SFW ] - Sexy photoshoot.
[ SFW ] - I bought a couple
[ SFW ] - Jackass 3D Trailer.
[NSFW] - Amateur home video.
[ SFW ] - These shirts kick ass.
[NSFW] - Chat with naked sluts!
[NSFW] - I love big floppy titties.
[ SFW ] - Eva Mendes Sex Tape!
[ SFW ] - Lisa Ann goes for a jog.
[ SFW ] - Read this obituary. haha
[NSFW] - Meet hot girls in your city.
[ SFW ] - Video Game Songs With Lyrics.
[ SFW ] - Entourage will end next summer.
[ SFW ] - Daughter catches parents having sex.
[ SFW ] - Another Fan-Made Street Fighter movie.
[ SFW ] - Cummingtonite is a cool name for a mineral.
[ SFW ] - Auto-Tuned of the woman finds guy in her bed.
[ SFW ] - Black dude beats of some guido "thugs".(With a bat)
» funny stuff yay
posted on 08/06/10 by Opie
Kitten attempts to jump.
Chick flashes little kid and his Mom.
Stupid reporter breaks his ice sculpture.
This will make you go see Despicable Me.. FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Great Web Remix!
Mortal Kombat fighting at a wedding.
How did they think this was a good idea?
Funny Centrum commercial.
Long Basketball shot.
Let's break in the couch.
She wasn't prepared for the Gangbang.
They got paid 10 grand to make a porn.
A nun, badly in need of a toilet, ventured into a pub to seek relief.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off, then the place erupted into cheers. However, when the revellers saw the nun, the place went dead silent.
Going up to bar, she asked if she use their facilities. The Landlord said, "Okay, yes, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun, before going to the toilet.
After a few minutes, she came back out and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
Going to the landlord, she said, "Thank you, but I don't understand why everyone applauded me for, just because I went to the toilet."
"Well, now they know you're one of us," he replied. "Would you like a drink?"
"But I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," he laughed, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out."
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[NSFW] - Cam girls.
[NSFW] - Teen tits.
[ SFW ] - Girls on Girls.
[ SFW ] - Horny Teens.
[ SFW ] - LA car chase!
[ SFW ] - Kill the Gangsters!
[NSFW] - Find a fuck buddy.
[ SFW ] - $6.99 funny shirts!
[ SFW ] - Sharks jumping!!!!!!!
[ SFW ] - Control a toilet in ASIA.
[ SFW ] - I bang band all of them.
[ SFW ] - Pickup Line of the Week.
[ SFW ] - I want to attend this party.
[ SFW ] - Open a beer with your T-shirt.
[NSFW] - Horny roommates mess around.
[ SFW ] - Cats try to understand treadmill.
[ SFW ] - Hacky sack touchdown celebration.
[NSFW] - Skater flips out and kicks some ass.
[ SFW ] - Washing machine sounds like a Drumline.
[ SFW ] - Funniest movie scenes from past 10 Years.
[NSFW] - When girls cheat, their boyfriends post nudes.
[ SFW ] - Ex-UFC guy beats the shit out of a wife beater.
[ SFW ] - Woman's nude photos exposed by tech support.
[ SFW ] - Girl opens a can of Spaghettios, mixes with mud and recites a poem.
» no FFL but
posted on 08/04/10 by Opie
Work out sex.
Don't slap her titties or she will cry.
Big tits and big asses.
I bet that hurt.
Just read it.
Girls are racist too.
Best cubicle ever.
She did it wrong.
One eye cam girl!
Get back to submitting better FFL instead of your stupid sites. Link below.
posted on 08/02/10 by Opie
Let's throw a brick in a washing machine and see what happens.
"This is a stick up".. "Jesus loves you"
Dog says Hello.
The music makes it better.
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender asks him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin.
When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: ordering three pints and drinking them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs.
"Oh, no," he says, "Everyone's fine. I've just quit drinking."
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[NSFW] - Cute teen.
[NSFW] - Perfect ass.
[ SFW ] - Girls and Guns.
[NSFW] - Naked cam girls.
[NSFW] - Facebook of sex.
[ SFW ] - Don't derive drunk.
[ SFW ] - SFW Porn Pics haha.
[ SFW ] - I want a billiard couch!
[ SFW ] - Birds of Britain are funny.
[ SFW ] - Let's make fun of the retard!
[ SFW ] - Front Flip Fail At X Games 16.
[ SFW ] - What to talk about on a date.
[ SFW ] - Electric Stimulus to the Face.
[ SFW ] - This video is better if you mute it.
[ SFW ] - Vanilla Ice almost kills himself in stunt.
[ SFW ] - The Next Governor of Tennessee could be a retard.