» jay z jigga fan
posted on 07/30/10 by Opie
Best soccer celebration ever.
Pilot pretends to faint. haha
Woman wakes up to find intruder in her bed (The brother is hilarious)
Snake Game on College Dorm
Ultimate frisbee catch
ASIANS have the best Game Shows.
Oh dear god.
Watch this all the way through.
A rabbi is sitting on an airplane next to a Korean guy. After they have been flying together in silence for a while, the rabbi leans over and says, "You know, I've never forgiven you Chinese for what you did at Pearl Harbor."
The Korean looks shocked and replies, "What the hell are you talking about?!?!? It was the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese. And besides, I'm not Chinese or Japanese, I'm Korean!"
The rabbi says, " Korean, Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"
A little while later, the Korean man says, "You know, I've never forgiven you Jews for sinking the Titanic." The rabbi looks confused and mad and says, "What are you talking about? The Jews didn't have anything to do with that! An iceberg sank the Titanic!"
The Korean guy replies, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, what's the difference?"
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[NSFW] - Teen sex.
[ SFW ] - Vibro Fun.
[NSFW] - Hot blonde.
[NSFW] - Naked girls.
[NSFW] - Just watch.
[ SFW ] - Thor trailer!
[ SFW ] - Wally World shirt.
[ SFW ] - Starcraft Lego Style.
[NSFW] - Get laid this weekend!
[ SFW ] - Hotties take self-shots.
[ SFW ] - Girl tries to commit suicide.
[NSFW] - Father of the Year goes to...
[ SFW ] - Um, does this faggot have titties?
[NSFW] - Real teen girls hacked and exposed.
[ SFW ] - Cat Tries to Revive Friend Hit By Car.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Perverted Behaviors To Stop.
[ SFW ] - Uganda's first movie is fucking ridiculous.
[ SFW ] - Bitch I Look Like Goku.. (Soulja boy) haha
[ SFW ] - 9,000 lighting pics in 1 minute 33 seconds.
[ SFW ] - This is why people hate black people and niggers.
» My Buddy.. Kid Sister
posted on 07/28/10 by Opie
You can tell she hates Gangbangs haha
Wonder what other fun stuff she has up there.
Hot piece of ass.
An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'.
The old guy obeys and says,"99". The doctor says, "Great".
Now turn over on your left side and again, while repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99".
Again, the old guy says, '99'."
The doctor said, Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'.
The old guy begins, "One ... Two ...Three".
There she is!
She wants to be like Mommy.
"FUCKING WATER IN MY EARSSSSSS"
Yeah get outta the way shark!
Wendy's got an excellent review.
He's doing it right.
Stupid shit makes me laugh.
Firecracker prank and he is enjoying it a little too much.
There's a surprise.
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[NSFW] - Holy titties!
[NSFW] - Perfect tits!
[NSFW] - Teen sex party.
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex!
[ SFW ] - Top 10 Action Babes.
[NSFW] - Chat with naked girls.
[ SFW ] - Girl doing backflip YAY.
[ SFW ] - A bunch of nice asses.
[ SFW ] - My favorite funny shirt.
[ SFW ] - Arm wrestling arm break.
[NSFW] - Amateur gives good blow j.
[ SFW ] - I like her almost naked outfit.
[ SFW ] - Invisible fence shocks hot chick.
[ SFW ] - Is there a that means super gay?
[ SFW ] - Nice phantom punch in this boxing match.
[ SFW ] - Get a free mousepad with custom design.
[ SFW ] - I think it's more funny this has over 10 million views.
[ SFW ] - Coco the clown undercover prostitution sting (COPS)
» hey you
posted on 07/26/10 by Opie
Mel Gibson prank calls. Funny stuff!
After getting wisdom teeth out he's fucked up. haha
Just watch, don't want to give it away.
Dog sings batman theme.
A KEYBOARD /
ROCKER ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!!
Pilot Ejects From CF-18 Before Crash
Hot sex tape.
Apparently this is awesome. Yuck.
Some hardcore sex clips.
POV porn with 18 year olds, the internet just got better
There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis.
"Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The bad news is that the muscles around your penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure."
The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure.
"So what's the good news?" he asks.
The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?"
The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is just too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it."
So the doctor performs the operation.
A few weeks later, the guy takes his girlfriend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate his new equipment. While sitting at the table, he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets progressively worse until it reaches the point of being painful.
Seeking relief, he reaches down and unzips his fly to relieve some of the pressure.
Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop and grabs a dinner roll, then returns to his pants again.
"Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend, "That was impressive! Can you do that again?"
Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably...But I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!"
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[NSFW] - GF's tits.
[NSFW] - Get Laid!
[NSFW] - Cam whores.
[ SFW ] - Hard Nipples.
[ SFW ] - Facebook Hotties.
[ SFW ] - Pool fence jump FAIL.
[ SFW ] - Goddamn Kelly Brook is hot.
[ SFW ] - #1 Sex Gadget for Women.
[ SFW ] - Find the best deals off eBay.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Male Initiation Rituals.
[ SFW ] - Dexter Season 5 trailer!!!!!!!!!
[NSFW] - All sex tapes should be this good.
[ SFW ] - Star Wars: The Empire Brokeback.
[ SFW ] - Simon Cowell Sued for Being Himself.
[ SFW ] - Card stacker sets a new world record.
[ SFW ] - Mortal Kombat Fatalities (Paper version)
[ SFW ] - Pirates of the Caribbean 4 Trailer teaser.
[ SFW ] - Play "Snake" While Watching A Youtube Video.
[ SFW ] - Guy made his own island out of plastic bottles.
[NSFW] - Emo girls look much better when they're naked!"
[ SFW ] - Woman angry about the weather interrupting her show.
[ SFW ] - If you haven't seen this already check it out, everything 80-90% off.
» lots of goodies
posted on 07/23/10 by Opie
Two Awesome "What the fuck" videos!
This man saw Big Foot!
Woman pukes on herself at wedding.
Amazing off the wall shot at British Open.
Pink falls off stage.
Airlines charge for sex? OOPS
Cool car crash.
Masturbation Gone Wrong! (It was a blood bath)
Gotta love College Girls.
Random girls stripped in the streets
So this hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear and takes with him his trusty 22-gauge rifle.
After a little while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, though, the bear is gone.
A moment later the bear taps this guy on the shoulder and says, "No one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two choices: I can either rip your throat out and eat you alive, or you can drop your trousers, bend over, and I'll do you in the ass."
The hunter figures that anything is better than death, so he drops his trousers, bends over, and the bear delivers on his promise.
After the bear leaves, the hunter pulls up his trousers and staggers into town vowing revenge.
He buys a much larger gun and returns to the forest. He sees the same bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear once again is gone. A moment later, the bear taps him on the shoulder and says, "You know what to do."
Afterwards, the hunter pulls up his trousers and crawls back into town. Now he's really mad, so he buys himself a bazooka.
He returns to the forest, sees the bear, aims, and fires.
When the smoke clears this time, the bear taps him on the shoulder and says, "You're not REALLY here for the hunting are you?"
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[NSFW] - Big booty.
[NSFW] - EX-GF Sex.
[NSFW] - Cam whores.
[ SFW ] - I'd Fuck Them!
[ SFW ] - Cool Bank Heist.
[NSFW] - Drunk college girls.
[ SFW ] - Lindsay Lohan pics.
[ SFW ] - Cheap funny shirts.
[ SFW ] - Ants digging tunnels.
[NSFW] - Sexy blonde in lingerie.
[ SFW ] - Funny Roller Coaster pics.
[ SFW ] - Trampoline Pool Jump FAIL.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Female Assassins.
[NSFW] - Get laid by Facebook whores.
[ SFW ] - 20 Parrot Tricks in 2 Minutes.
[ SFW ] - Gulf Autopsies Yield Mysteries.
[NSFW] - This Pornstar is way to skinny.
[ SFW ] - Easter Egg in Modern Warefare 2.
[ SFW ] - The 15 Best Re-cut Movie Trailers
[ SFW ] - Mel Gibson calls the Old Spice guy.
[ SFW ] - I wish I could spray paint this good.
[NSFW] - Point of view porn with teenage girls.
[ SFW ] - Double Rainbow Guy in Everyday Life.
[ SFW ] - New Jamba Juice Cheeseburger Chill Smoothie!
» back yo
posted on 07/21/10 by Opie
Oh my God! This is the definition of a dirty slut.
Ah tit torture!
Ex-BF releases sexy vacation orgy vid.
A woman was in a coma for several months. One day the nurses noticed a slight response whilst washing her fanny.That night during visiting hour they explained to her husband that a little oral sex might bring her round and left him to it.
When they returned a few minutes later the womans monitor had flat lined and she had no pulse or heartbeat.
"What happened?" cried the nurses. "I'm not sure - I think she choked" replied the husband.
15 Things You Didn't Know About The Brain.
This isn't quite right.
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Did he piss his pants?
How do you not notice that?
NEW ANUS POUNDER!
Someone should spray a swastika in round-up on his lawn.
What the fu..
I would kill myself.
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[NSFW] - Sex tape.
[NSFW] - Teen anal.
[NSFW] - Hot cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Nice firm ass.
[NSFW] - Big ass titties.
[ SFW ] - Funny ass shirts.
[NSFW] - Facebook whores.
[ SFW ] - Girls and hotdogs.
[ SFW ] - Lightning in a volcano!
[ SFW ] - Making of a Boeing 777!
[ SFW ] - This priest is fucking crazy.
[ SFW ] - You're gonna get ass raped.
[ SFW ] - Extremely close lighting strike.
[ SFW ] - A smart way to feed your kids.
[ SFW ] - Before and After plastic surgery.
[NSFW] - Sexy Girls Looking for Sex Partner.
[ SFW ] - I should have been a tattoo artist.
[ SFW ] - Sharktopus is the coolest thing ever.
[ SFW ] - Bluegrass cover of Walk Like an Eqyptian.
[ SFW ] - This whale was thinking "FUCK YA YACHT NIGGA"
[ SFW ] - Annoyed girls show a preacher their tittie cleavage.
[ SFW ] - Now I will drive more crazy so I can make the next video.
» people to kill..
posted on 07/16/10 by Opie
"SHUTTT UPPP ...fucking bitch"
Christian Bale & Mel Gibson phone fight.
How is he dancing like this in that costume?
If video games had a super easy mode.
Trick shot from behind the bleachers.
MK-48 Torpedo takes out a destroyer ship
Ball Girl makes an awesome catch.
BOOM HEAD SHOT!
If this doesn't give you a boner, you're gay
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not. Four is larger than two..."
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "You gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but we cannot do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.
Last night I had a tow call. Two cops were sitting in the Dodge Patrol car parked behind the Dodge Durango Patrol SUV. They said the Durango had a flat tire. With their combined investigating ability they had determined that the SUV did not have a spare tire and wanted it towed to Public Works. They left and I loaded it onto my truck and hooked my rear safety chain to the rear spring shackle next to the spare tire. The Police will receive a bill for a $150 call-out tow I gave them.
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
The stop-light on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?
I attended a "good-bye" luncheon for an old and dear co-worker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side."
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[ SFW ] - I'd do her.
[NSFW] - EX-GF Pics.
[NSFW] - Cam whores.
[ SFW ] - Horny Teens.
[ SFW ] - Funny ass shirts.
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex.
[ SFW ] - This man is a rock star!
[NSFW] - Porn worth signing up for.
[ SFW ] - got 135 on this, beat that
[ SFW ] - Find out when you will die!
[ SFW ] - White people fist bump FAIL.
[NSFW] - Fucked in The Laundry Room.
[ SFW ] - CRIBS - Arab American Style.
[ SFW ] - So the chicken did come first.
[ SFW ] - Lebron James pulls a Hulk Hogan!
[NSFW] - Stripper owns her audience.. haha
[ SFW ] - Do not mess with this man's daughter!
[ SFW ] - Jewel Goes Undercover At L A Karaoke.
[ SFW ] - Ghetto fight.. One of them is pregnant too.
[ SFW ] - He Seems Pretty Chill About Being Executed.
[ SFW ] - Guy did his own Old Spice commercial and it's pretty good.