How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
posted on 06/15/04
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)
Best Bud commercial ever.
: Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are
you won't either.
What a bum.
I'd hit it.
Why can't this wigger bitch look like this more often?
I used to do this in 3rd grade. (Both years)
Q and A
Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A. Give it a nipple.
Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A. $3.99 a minute.
Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Sucks to be in jail.
I just can't put my mouse on it...
I told you I wanted NO PICKLES!
Doggie, skeet, balls.
I don't know how he got in there.
Yahoo is racist.
Theres this guy and hes stranded on an island with a pig and a dog.
Hes been out there for a while and he's getting kind of horny, but whenever he
tries to get it with the pig, the dog always bites him in the ass.
So one day, this guy sees the most beautiful girl drowning out in the ocean. He
swims out and saves her, brings her back to the island.
Now this pretty girl, clothes tattered, hair shimmering with seawater, goes to
her savior. "You saved my LIFE! I owe you everything! I'll do anything for you."
The guys like anything? The girls says" ANYTHING!"
The guys says "Can you take my dog for a walk?"
Yo, pass that cheese
posted on 06/14/04 by Opie
I'm back from Six flags, it ruled. Also I've ben noticing the server bogging down
as of late and that is because more RAM is needed. I put the order in so it will
be fixed shortly.(Edit: Added
You should also know that some post may be big, some may be small. Don't waste
your time bitching, it's useless. I'm trying to get the older sections back up
to date such as the downloads, tutorials, and features.
Iraqi getting shot. Going to bitch at this one?
Q and A
Q:What do you call a White guy surrounded by five Black guys?
Q:What do you call a White guy surrounded by ten Black guys?
Q:What do you call a White guy surrounded by 300 Black guys?
Q: What's a similarity between women and rocks?
A: You skip the flat ones.
Quack. (This is shopped)
(This is a different one)
[Cthon98] hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
[Cthon98] ********* see!
[AzureDiamond] doesnt look like stars to me
[Cthon98] [AzureDiamond] *******
[Cthon98] thats what I see
[AzureDiamond] oh, really?
[AzureDiamond] you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
[AzureDiamond] haha, does that look funny to you?
[Cthon98] lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
[AzureDiamond] thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
[Cthon98] yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as
[AzureDiamond] wait, how do you know my pw?
[Cthon98] er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2
cause its your pw
[AzureDiamond] oh, ok.
A doctor was in the delivery room delivering a baby.
He pulls the baby out and slams it on the table, as the mom looks at him he laughs
and says just kidding it was already dead
- FFL -
- Haha OMFG!
- Homo pants.
- Celebrity porn.
- Naked bike ride eh?
- Fake or fake
Secret mess up.
penis penis.. In a jar.
Negroes? Get out.
- What a
dumb little cursor.
- What's wrong with this
weight by "cutting a rug".
another Internet thug.
Mouse fetish or something?
- Dumb Midi songs
with animated gifs.
- I wish I had milk
in my tittas, I'd squirt ya.
love me some beating off to Nuns baby.
- I don't know. You figure
this fetish out.
- It wasn't
me, it was the one armed man!
wish I was cool enough to do lighter tricks.
Photoshop fun from SA members. (20 pages)
- I don't
think so Tim. Be good to them and they wont cheat.
is funny when the girls walk by. The rest is mocking TV shows.
need 9000 ladybugs for this porn experiment. (Read the comments too)
GAMES ARE FUN!
posted on 06/11/04 by Opie
Don't know about you, but I'm sport'n wood.
HEY! There's a stage there, someone should move it.
They should join the circus.
Q and A
(Seems to be a new E-trend)
Q: Why is interrogating a Mexican like pool?
A: The harder you hit, the more English you get out of it.
Q: How do you stop a black person from drowning?
A: Take your foot off of his head.
Q: What do you call a black man in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico ever do good in the olympics?
A: Because any of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the U.S.
Q: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Star Trek?
A: Because they wont work in the future either.
Q: What do you use to blindfold an Asian?
A: Dental floss.
She must be French.
Flying dog. Crazy.
Would be funnier if I had this 5 months ago.
Super size mine please.
Hold on a sec, Mom wants to join in.
Jews beware, we've teamed up.
Nice pool table.
This isn't funny.. IT'S PURTY!
OOPS at the news.
I'm Mr. Bucket.. Balls pop out of my mouth.
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly
icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their
honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate
their travel reservations.
So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday and his wife flew
down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer
in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally
left out one letter in her email address and without realizing his error, he sent
Meanwhile... somewhere in Houston, a woman had just returned home from her husband's
funeral. He was a minister for many years and had been "called home to glory"
following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the
computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 16 May 2002
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you
are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and been checked
in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking
ng forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!
Who Doesn't Belong?
Free Pay Site
- FFL -
gay Bubba. Haha
- Kind of like spiderman.
- Do you yahoo?
a stupid invention.
my penis hurts now.
and sex. Yummy.
- I love to fucking cuss. Shit.
- Damn already? He just
- OOPS.. more
dead baby jokes.
give this guy a rainbow.
- This is more corny
than my poop.
commercials.. Ah the memories.
- Only an
Asian would have this name.
- I think
she's going to kill herself, Neat.
down, depressed, or just plain stupid? Kill yourself.
- Why would you
want to stop? It's fun while covered in Jell-O.
- Here's some nerd-e-ah-tic
people. (Yes, I made that word slash up)
PETA commercial makes me want to beat my meat. (That was some sort of pun)
Pickles and Celery
posted on 06/09/04 by Opie
"Saw" looks like an awesome movie.
Yep, Q and A time
Q: What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A: The PGA tour.
Q: What does a Keebler elf and a white man have in common?
A: They both make crackers!
Q: What's black and blue and floats?
A: A white guy who told too many black jokes.
Q: How do black women fight crime?
A: By having an abortion.
Q: Why do white people go to black people'ss garage sales?
A: To get their stuff back.
Q: What do you call a white guy running track and field?
Q: What is the first thing a black guy sees when he parks his car?
A: Red and Blue lights.
Q: Why do black people not like to go on cruises?
A: They already fell for that trick once.
Q: What's red and crawls up your leg?
A: A homesick abortion.
From the e-mail sent:
"Wife's ex friend accidently downloaded her naked pics of herself on my computer.
Wife's ex friend stole and forged checks from my family.
Wife's ex friend naked pics have floating around.
Family got the money back from the bank, internet got a all over look of this
I'd hit it
- FFL -
- Slurpee time killer.
- Who let the dogs
for some fucking shoes?
people are weird.
- Haha @ Bush. Audio edits
- ROFL COPTER!
The music rules too.
hope I don't ever get hemorrhoids.
- Virtual Woman. Make
her get naked.
wrestling under Accounting/Auditing.
small doggie.. It needs to..GET IN MY BELLY!!!
Tae-kwon-do stuff. (Cool Asians.. They still crazy)
Rest of the stuff tomorrow fuckers (If I have time), then I'm off to Dallas.
Cheez-its and Raisins
posted on 06/08/04 by Opie
Did you know that scientists have discovered that AIDS is not a disease?
It's a miracle, it turns fruits into vegetables.
Yikes! It's Q and A time.
Q: Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
A: Fo' Drizzle.
Q: What is black, has 4 legs, and goes ho dee doe?
A: Two black guys running for the elevator.
Q: What do 3 million abused women do wrong every year?
A: They don't fucking listen.
Q: What's the first thing a woman does after coming out of the abuse shelter?
A: Cook dinner if she knows what's good for her.
Q: What did the black kid get for Christmas?
A: My bike.
Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with an Octopus?
A: Who knows, but it sure can pick cotton.
Q: What's the difference between sand and abortion?
A: You cant drink sand.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Raisin Brand.
Q: What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with your VCR.
Q: Why are there more black people than Indians?
A: We haven't played Cowboys and Black people yet.
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
Q: What's 11 + 46 + 14?
A: A threesome with Michael Jackson.
Q: What do you call a little mexican?
A: A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay
You guys have to do better than this:
Q: What do Caucasians and toilets have in common?
A: They're both white and smell like shit.
We need to make fun of white people more, all I get submitted are old redneck
jokes, about fucking each others sister.
He scared that brotha white.
Spray some Windex on it and shut up.
Well, he is a ref for soccer.
and THEN he spells it.. haha
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says
the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
Big ass tittas.
Yes, those are 20 dollar bills.
Where's the purty rainbow in the back?
Somebody in this picture is happy.
It's a Yahoo whore.
Why not a corny one?
A Pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel hanging from his crotch.
This dude asks him "Hey dude, Why do you have a steering wheel on your crotch?"
The Pirate replies "ARRR its driving me nuts."
- FFL -
(Right click , "save target as" on the vids)
- Sniper practice.
- Holy shit
cop has skills.
to explain this one?
puzzles are CRAZY!
- Another Pingu game.
I like it.
- You got served!
a personality? I'd hit it.
- What the fuck.. Nasty
has 16 Friends!!!!!
Cut. (Photoshop fun)
- My name is Bob an I'm
funny from Canada.. Weird.
- Uh oh it's white trash..
For real this time.
- It's a camera
in jail.. No porn action yet..
you really need a manual you should try porn.
love to meet the guy that tested these out.
another one of those cool Urban Legends things.
- If someone
did this to me I would be in jail. (Nasty shit)
posted on 06/07/04 by Opie
Just some links for you whiny fucks today. I'll have time to go through the other
stuff tonight. (There's quite a bit)
- FFL -
- Stuff about pussy.
- What the hell..
smell a suicidal girl.
- My banana brings the..
a girl to do? haha
= qcrew. (Porn)
- Where's the part
get crushed by the Elephant.
give this girl a blue ribbon!
- This is so R Kelly,
but you'll still laugh.
- Hack your cell phone...
and fuck it up.
of like that movie The Rocketeer.
check it out, it's a little walking tire.
guys can play the drums. Go them.
then dumbest thing ever written.
- Want to piss off the RIAA?
Album dump here.
- Who would want to watch a
dead person rot?
they should try fixing that cancer thing first.
- Cyber sex logs. I'm
in about 3 of them, they owned me.
- Hey kids!
Now you can write to your very own prisoner.
thing is that I still get e-mails for this fucking tape.
- Guys acting like retards.
Probably not much acting going on.
HAHAHA I HAVE INTERNET!!!!!! k.
posted on 06/04/04 by Opie
Ok this is really Tuesday's post and I will have to go through the rest tonight
and the weekend. THEN get yet another big post for you guys.(Monday) Here's
an idea on the stuff I have to go through
Now I'm off to work, then get drunk....
Q: Why are aspirins white?
A: Because they work.
In your face bitch!
Troy's top 10 nipple slips.
I wish I had more hands... (Turn speakers up)
Looks like someone hit her with a bag of nickels.
How are those staying? (Image from a postcard)
- FFL -
- Random tittas.
- What the... gay.
Star Trek flash.
this for real? No way.
- God DAMN
them to the wall instead.
- Stoner site. (Alt + F4 to close)
towel and glove works the same.
- Oh look, yet another odd
still hate spiders. If I saw these, I'd kill em'.
looks like one of those Cabbage Patch dolls.
this game for kids with downs or something?
- This will guess your
number.. I sense voodoo at work.
is that revenge? I watch gay porn. (If both chicks are hot)
dolla hoe.. I mention she's 13 and retarded? That can't be good.
girl to buy this and e-mail me a picture of them wearing it gets a shiny gold
posted on 06/02/04 by Opie
Bad weather down here in Louisiana and I don't have my internet. (Doing this on
dial-up)... New stuff as soon as it passes. Should be back on when I get off work.
Yes, this is the reason for no post today and probably tomorrow too.
I still don't have any fucking internet connection except this shitty
dial-up. It’s “supposed" to be back on before 5pm Friday, so we'll have to wait
Anyway since I already had Tuesday's post done (I was about to upload before the
power went off) I'll just go through the stuff you guy's sent in the past few
days and add it to that post. Hopefully I can get you something to mess with for
the weekend. If not, e-mail time warner and tell them to fix S'port La's goddamn
P.S. I haven't checked my e-mail in over two days, so be patient and stuff. Also,
I'll be banning the idiots making those stupid comments in this post. You can
believe whatever you want, why the hell would I care?
So this baby seal walked into a club..
posted on 06/01/04
This is too funny.
On the left.. Old bombing. - On the right.. Clean up on aisle Six.
On the left.. I hope this is a joke. - On the right.. Dumb kids.
Hey KIDS! It's Q and A time
(Get your legal pads out)
Q: Why is the world like a bag of jelly beans?
A: Because no one really likes the black ones.
Q: How do you get all the Ethiopians into a Phone Booth?
A: Throw in a can of beans
Q: How do you get them all back out again?
A: Run past them with the can opener!
Q: What's black up close and white far away?
A: A cotton field.
Q: What was the last thing that went through Kurt Cobain's mind when he shot himself?
A: The roof of his mouth.
Q: Whats red and blue and doesn't like sex very much?
A: A rape victim.
Q: How do you make a black guy wear a condom?
A: Put a Nike logo on it.
Q: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada?
A: They can't run that far.
Q: Why Do Black People Get So Tall?
A: Because they're Knee-grows!
Q: Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
A: He's black.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
Get click happy with these images
Try this one your friends.
You: There are three black roosters on a perch, sitting in a row, how many wings
do they have all together?
You: Right, now how many feet do they have all together?
You: And Beaks?
You: Now a white cat walks by, how many hairs are on its tail?
Friend: How the hell should I know?
You: Well, it seems that you know to much about black cock, and not enough about
- FFL -
- Metal cat.
- Badger.. Kerry.
we say idiot?
- Death by Caffeine.
- I like
to tune a guitar.
GOT A SQUIRTER!
- X gonna give
it to ya.
- Two words.. Fuck that.
- Lord of the Raised Sword.
and porn, what a mix.
N Slide. (Ass and Tittas)
- Wanta buy
a slave? (Saved)
wish I was as cool as him.
- Whoa, how cool
is this site?
- Super Mario..
The True Story.
Porn! (Don't click the links)
babies. (Graphic and stuff)
that image on the left about.
out this super cool rap video.
site of the day award goes too..
what the hell kind of fetish is this?
this is where all the white trash goes.
guess he really choked his chicken huh?
- Some of
you idiots be sure to try this out.
- She wants to
be three inches tall. Weirdo.
- Be sure
you try this on homeless people first.
- That chick at the top
looks like Jessie Spano.
some great tips on how to kill yourself.
- I guess this site is for
"less fortunate" people.
- Naked cartoons. Not my
thing, but some are funny.
and - Nasty
(Graphic and stuff.)
of the world is coming? Read it through. (I smell Bullshit)
- We have
a professional baby-sitter here, and check out her boyfriend.
Central tops all the soundboards with all the Chappelle goodies.