I met a girl on the INTERNET! Not really... posted on 03/31/04
Want some Porno clips? HAHAHAHhaha....
I want one of these
Long read, but so awesome: (I didn't write this)
Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to
me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell my fellow juicing family
Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a
lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been
talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little
on the immature side, but im only 21 so its all good.
Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short
I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end
up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else.
So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my
life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber
in me to combat the carbs a litte.
Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out
on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have passed out about
10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself
covered in shit. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I shit myself when I was
sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... Im freakin out..
So I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards
me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside
of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed
This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though.
Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do
when I end up running into her.
Spank my ass and rule me posted on 03/29/04 by Opie
Helpful tip of the day: Don't down the free wine samples at Olive Garden..
people will look at you like you're crazy.
Remember this dude? Here's an alternate ending. He also has a site.
More vidz bitch
New way of hunting for lions.
His pole got poled.
This one actually made me gag.. Yummy. (Don't watch while eating)
[TheVirus] So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one
afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons
on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape.
midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth,
she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits
the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix. [alexandr-] you didn't keep eating the brownies did you? [TheVirus] sure did [TheVirus] i was hungry
Source: bash.org P.S. this
site has funny logs like this.
See you in hell
Eat your heart out Peta.
Anyone got fiddy cents?
Smell my finger.
Killer Whale porn comin' at cha!
Skeet Skeet.. on da butt cheeks.
While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over) I noticed a cop
with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
The cop said "What?? A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher do?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers,
then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands
in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."
Go sprinkle some crack on him posted on 03/19/04 by Opie
Here's the last part of the Libby videos
In case you missed the first 10 minutes on USA, here
it is. Looks skery.
Ok Ok.. More vidz bitch
Yes, My car is a-flamed! - Racist fighting is a No No.
You made me wreck bitch! Suck it. - That thing got a Hemi?
Hey, that ain't right!
A man is sitting at home one day watching television when his girlfriend suddenly
bursts through the front door crying. He looks over to her and asks her, "What's
wrong?" She looks at him and screams a stream of obscenity at him before running
off to their bedroom.
Confused, the man stands up and walks into the bedroom where he sees his girlfriend
packing up all her clothes. He asks her what's the matter again, but she just
screams at him some more until he finally sits her down on the bed and calms her
"Why are you acting this way?" he asks her.
"I was talking to my friend today," she tells him between sniffs, "and she told
me you were a pedophile."
The man chuckles and shakes his head before saying, "Pedophile? That's an awfully
big word for an eight year-old."
You love images.. Yes you do.. A boo chu boo
This is nasty, I giggled.
Nice ID buddy.
Watch people, watch you... Take a shit. (In the UK)
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were.
The first, an engineer, had a dog named "T-Square." The second, an accountant,
had a dog named "Slide Rule." The third, a chemist, had a dog called "Measure,"
and the fourth man was a Union member.
To show off, the engineer called to his dog, "T-Square, do your stuff." T-Square
trotted over to a desk, took some paper and a pen, and promptly drew a circle,
a square and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good, but the accountant said his dog could do
better. He called to his dog and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff." Slide Rule
went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He then divided them
into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.
Everyone agreed that was good, but the chemist said his dog could do better. he
called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over
to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard,
then poured in exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was very good, then they turned to the Union member and said,
"What can your dog do?"
The Union member stood up, called his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the
paper, fucked the other three dogs, claimed he'd injured his back while doing
so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Worker's
Compensation, and went home on sick leave.
FFL and other shits and giggles tomorrow. Right now I'm working on the features
and downloads section. (Should have all new features by the end of the week.)
[Cthon98] hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
[Cthon98] ********* see!
[AzureDiamond] doesnt look like stars to me
[Cthon98] [AzureDiamond] *******
[Cthon98] thats what I see
[AzureDiamond] oh, really?
[AzureDiamond] you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
[AzureDiamond] haha, does that look funny to you?
[Cthon98] lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
[AzureDiamond] thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
[Cthon98] yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as
[AzureDiamond] wait, how do you know my pw?
[Cthon98] er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2
cause its your pw
[AzureDiamond] oh, ok.
Smile, you're on :::POONVISION::: posted on 03/16/04 by
Libby Hoeler part 2.
I forgot to tell you guys about this girl.. Well apparently she cheated on her
boyfriend and he sent on the "private" webcam shows. Yep that's it.. or IS IT??????
Yay, someone made a Rick James Soundboard.
Go choke your chicken.
Eat your heart out Rhonda.
Damn, I'd be in jail forever.
A Bad Day...
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour
when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and
gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll
buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't
do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss
fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have
no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet
was still in the cab.
At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying
to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink
Let's go smoke some towels. posted on 03/15/04 by Opie
Meet Libby Hoeler.
I remember first seeing her on Bizzos
a year or so ago, then I was at Flabber
the other day and noticed the videos again. Since the site with the videos died
I took it upon myself to get the (thanks to forum member Gouranga) vids for you
fucks. I'll have one for you all this week. Enjoy.
Some got pissed for the Live Journals, so I'm posting some more. (Thanks