posted on 11/13/09 by Opie
Charlie bit me Auto-Tuned
"Drunk" Ewoks disrupt NBC's Today show
Steven Seagal!!!! Just watch you'll laugh.
Lady attacked by chimp shows her face to Oprah.
Coach goes crazy.
Something is wrong with that guy.
Double nut shot!
Slo-motion money shots to the face!
WTF is she doing at first?
An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side."
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[NSFW] - Say it bitch!
[NSFW] - Hot cam girls.
[NSFW] - Teen sex sites.
[ SFW ] - Watermelon cat.
[NSFW] - Yay for lesbians!
[ SFW ] - Anti rape condom.
[NSFW] - Crazy Wild Fucking.
[NSFW] - Great set of boobs.
[ SFW ] - Funny hockey shot.
[NSFW] - Hotties on Facebook.
[ SFW ] - I want a dick towel!
[ SFW ] - ...released by MILF!
[ SFW ] - COD6 in 90 seconds.
[ SFW ] - Auto parking garage.
[ SFW ] - Mighty Morphing Suitcase!
[NSFW] - Mr. 1 Incher. I'd kill myself.
[ SFW ] - Sexual Harassment Comedy.
[NSFW] - One reason to love pornstars.
[NSFW] - Tiny Teen has a BIG problem.
[ SFW ] - New Alice in Wonderland pics.
[ SFW ] - Why dogs are better than cats.
[ SFW ] - Makes me want to go to college.
[ SFW ] - How To Booby Trap A Water Bottle.
[ SFW ] - Talking to MJ from "the other side".
[ SFW ] - This is what happens when you die.
[ SFW ] - Real GIRL FIGHTS caught on camera.
[ SFW ] - Medals Of Dishonor. What a dumbass.
[ SFW ] - The girl who sneezes 12,000 times a day.
[ SFW ] - COD: Modern Warfare 3 will be more realistic.
[ SFW ] - The best touchdown celebration dances ever.
[ SFW ] - Best Shirts I've Seen save $5 with code "ENTENSIT"
[NSFW] - Just look for where it says "watch the trailer" and watch it.
» butthole surfers
posted on 11/11/09 by Opie
Sniper gets a head shot!
This math test can predict your all time most watched film, mine was Saving Private Ryan. Try it without looking at the answers. It works!
Pick a number from 1 - 9.
Multiply by 3.
Then multiply by 3 again.
You will get your answer by adding the two digits together to find your all time favorite movie. Good Luck !!
Your all time most watched movie is: (Answers under FFL)
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[NSFW] - Nude Teens!
[ SFW ] - Damn, she's hot.
[NSFW] - Chat with live girls.
[NSFW] - Nice homemade porno.
[NSFW] - Social Network for SEX!
[NSFW] - Pregnant Girls Gone Wild?
[ SFW ] - She needs to show them.
[ SFW ] - Radical Muslim Group? Haha
[ SFW ] - The world's fastest drinker.
[NSFW] - Skreeem bitch skreeem! Haha
[ SFW ] - "Please don't make this sexual"
[ SFW ] - Jurassic Park 4 Trailer. (Spoof)
[ SFW ] - Awesome New Auction Website.
[ SFW ] - Another cool Zombie killing game.
[ SFW ] - Why she's your friend and not your GF.
[ SFW ] - He opens a wine bottle with his mouth!
[ SFW ] - Chuck Norris Destroyed the Periodic Table!
[ SFW ] - Only one thing left to do. Cum on her tits.
[ SFW ] - Couple face court for 'excessively' noisy sex.
[ SFW ] - Subway stops inches before woman gets hit.
[NSFW] - She should've put her hands there during class.
[ SFW ] - This thing shouldn't sing anything about beauty.
Answers from Test
1. Gone with the Wind.
4. Star Wars.
5. Forrest Gump.
6. Saving Private Ryan.
9. The joy of Anal Sex with male goats & leather clad gay boys.
10. Mary Poppins.
» 10-4 roger that
posted on 11/09/09 by Opie
Fedor Vs Brett Rogers
Moonwalk on air.
The Box movie parody.
Rejected Mortal Kombat Fatalities
This girl was pissed.
Luckily the snow broke his fall.
Shauna Sand sex tape
A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into the chair and tells the tattoo artist, "I want two tattoos, one on each of my inner thighs. I want a turkey on one thigh and a Christmas tree on the other."
The tattoo artist begins his work, but is a bit confused, so he says, "Lady, I'll do anything my customers want, but I gotta ask, why would you want a turkey on one thigh and a Christmas tree on the other?"
"Well, if you really want to know," she firmly answers, "I'm sick and tired of my husband telling me that there's never anything to eat between the holidays."
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[ SFW ] - Insulin rap!
[NSFW] - Latina Heat!
[ SFW ] - DAMN NIGGA!
[ SFW ] - Fighting game.
[NSFW] - Naked bitches.
[NSFW] - Amateur couple.
[NSFW] - Sex of Facebook.
[NSFW] - Hottie with pigtails.
[ SFW ] - Stunt plane crashes.
[ SFW ] - Blue Eyed Babes Pics.
[NSFW] - Very hot blonde twins.
[NSFW] - DVD quality porn videos.
[ SFW ] - This is a real show? WTF?
[ SFW ] - Man attends own funeral.
[ SFW ] - This is just plain awesome.
[ SFW ] - 7 foot 4 and in highschool.
[NSFW] - That's a knife on her pussy.
[ SFW ] - Police dog training or abuse?
[NSFW] - MoneyTalks - A Painters Delight
[ SFW ] - Kush support! COME ON TITTIE!
[ SFW ] - I didn't think this was real either.
[NSFW] - Another Reason To Move To Brazil.
[ SFW ] - $5 off shirts using code "ENTENSIT".
[ SFW ] - Another guy very good a Guitar Hero.
[ SFW ] - Boy Meets World Abstinence Freakout
[ SFW ] - Awesome New Auction Website - 90% OFF!
[NSFW] - I Fucked my Hot Girlfriend and her Sweet Sister too
[ SFW ] - Michael Jackson Vs Michael Jordan. I remember this.
[ SFW ] - Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?
» well hell
posted on 11/06/09 by Opie
And the dumbest football play ever goes to..
Andrew W K is funny.
This dog can Mambo!
So that's how they launch ships.
Sky diver says "Oh shit, I'm dead, Bye"
Billy Mays Autotuned.
Yeah he's dead.
She just beat his ass and probably broke his dick.
Crazy ass porn!
Quick Txt from last night
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Share the bath water Maria! OK CARLOS!
It's a trap!
Must be a clown or something.
I think he captured one.
Wait a second..
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[NSFW] - Naked Teens.
[NSFW] - Very sexy lady.
[ SFW ] - 90% off all Items.
[NSFW] - She has a hot ass.
[ SFW ] - I like wet T-shirts.
[NSFW] - Chat with real girls.
[NSFW] - Facebook's dirty girls.
[ SFW ] - Zombie baseball game.
[NSFW] - Porno bitch gets pissed.
[ SFW ] - Domino?s Pizza Bloopers.
[NSFW] - GIRL GONE WET & WILD
[ SFW ] - New Call of Duty trailer.
[ SFW ] - Yeah I hate this faggot.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Party Scenes In History.
[ SFW ] - Sesame Street Trashes Fox News
[ SFW ] - Showoff Crashes New Speed Boat
[ SFW ] - "I Want To Fuck You". Good song.
[ SFW ] - How to get the best parking spot.
[ SFW ] - Top 25 Kenny deaths on Southpark.
[ SFW ] - Be on the look out for The Ninja Rapist.
[ SFW ] - Woman allergic to her husband's man juice.
[ SFW ] - Mortal Kombat 2 Fatalities. I loved this game.
[ SFW ] - This is one of those people I would slap and walk away.
[ SFW ] - This song is most popular with Males 45-54 (Click Statistics & Data)
posted on 11/04/09 by Opie
Mob hit in the middle of the day.
Rampage Jackson Door Removal Specialist!
Bat on the lose during game.
Wait for it!
He's a minute man
Quick Stupid Joke
Three women are in a bar talking about their vaginas.
The first one says, "I can stick my whole fist in mine."
The second one says, "I can fit my telephone up mine."
The third one says, "I don't want to brag or any thing, but can you two help me off my stool."
Send yours here
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[NSFW] - Hotties.
[NSFW] - Porno Faceplant.
[ SFW ] - I like tennis now.
[ SFW ] - Nice rack on her.
[NSFW] - Sex on Facebook.
[ SFW ] - Zombie Outbreak!
[NSFW] - Chat with hot sluts.
[NSFW] - Yay for Gangbangs!
[ SFW ] - A New Breed Of Cop.
[ SFW ] - Extra long wheelie FAIL.
[NSFW] - Reality Porn Tube Videos.
[ SFW ] - Another cool sniper game.
[NSFW] - Girl Gone Wild and she's hot.
[ SFW ] - Walmart Gift Card Giveaway.
[ SFW ] - She needs to show those twins.
[ SFW ] - Christopher Walken Does "Poker Face".
[ SFW ] - Excited chick lands painfully Off Stage
[ SFW ] - This kid needs to be on American Idol.
[ SFW ] - 10 Funniest Sideline Reporter Bloopers.
[ SFW ] - New video of Anna Nicole Smith being crazy.
[ SFW ] - Looks like he's taking a shit while carving that pumpkin.
» Good stuff
posted on 11/02/09 by Opie
Probably the coolest teacher ever.
Best mascot dance ever.
Ellen scares Taylor Swift.
Bad ass care jump.
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him.
The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen.
The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the Macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner see's him coming and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, "Mary rub this fork around your vagina before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here?"
A ROD is a homo.
Nazi did the funny.
I like pirates better.
Good shop job.
Niggers always eat free.
Bathroom stall costume.
Awesome zombie cake.
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[NSFW] - Natural beauty.
[NSFW] - Suicide By Dildo
[ SFW ] - The iPhone arm.
[NSFW] - Where is the hot?
[ SFW ] - This can't be a girl.
[ SFW ] - Adriana Lima is hot.
[ SFW ] - Game to kill some time.
[ SFW ] - Cheaper than Walmart.
[ SFW ] - Hangover Baby T-shirt.
[NSFW] - Sexyness on Facebook.
[ SFW ] - Hot chicks with glasses.
[NSFW] - Find the best porn sites.
[NSFW] - How not to jump in a pool.
[NSFW] - Chat with the hottest girls.
[NSFW] - Hottie banged in her shower.
[ SFW ] - Don't forget the tartar sauce.
[ SFW ] - Why does Slipknot suck now?
[ SFW ] - Sand on naked body = Sandkini.
[ SFW ] - The Fourth Kind Trailer. (ALIENS!)
[ SFW ] - Kids cited from rapping at McDonald's.
[ SFW ] - Grandma's Boy - JP Raw Footage. haha
[ SFW ] - Help police find these two "black suspects."
[ SFW ] - 2009's Worst Celebrity Halloween Costumes.
[NSFW] - Haha! She pooped after the butt plug came out.