As seen on TV.. but wait there's more!
posted on 01/19/04
This is crazy and not safe for work. P.S. that's not pee.
Ha ha I'm stumped on this on.
More like Scary Pan.
- FFL -
- I like toast.
- Thanks man.
- He humps this.
- Pinky is
angry. Kill it.
shit, a snow car.
- The world
buy a car from him.
Maxy, what's this?
- I need some Mo' Jesus.
bitch got owned
- This is some bad
- Time traveler? Horseshit.
- Slap hands.. Slap hands.
wish I had X-ray vision.
she sure isn't clean.
the gold.. You minor.
up to a lovely fart.
from cops and be cool.
- Damn, this
girl can draw.
- Do lots of drugs,
then play this.
should really buy this DVD.
of the apes is coming true!
- Jew-unit? Eat your heart
- I like
the ranks you get on this one.
- the worst web abbreviation ever.
- Pretty neat pictures of
storms and such.
to go bowling?.. on the net of course.
looks like a little baby.. "Come mere I'm gonna.."
Hey nice legs. When do they open?
posted on 01/16/04 by
US troops are so cool.
Matt's brother was shot last Sunday evening as he was getting off guard duty at
his base in southern Baghdad. He took an ak47 round to the chest, which caught
the top part of the body armor. It knocked him 4 feet backwards and out cold for
What the FUCK is wrong with the guy?!
Have you ever
spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words
back? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did....
1) I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow And asked
loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around
and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew
2) My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on
him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands.
It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something
funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean.
Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him
if he needed to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has
had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are
you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must
have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one
more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down
his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled
up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for
the best laugh they'd ever had!
3) We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed
and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches
you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the
crew did too they were laughing so hard!
I think she also had an accident
- FFL -
- Twinkies rule.
- I don't get it.
- Suicide family.
- Want to play 9ball?
- Ha made
I failed math.
how's your brain?
Roulette, I lost.
- This weeks Jesus is...
- I must see this movie.
a new M.J. Video?
football while taking a piss.
- Apparently he wants
- Don't you just love these
Virginia was for sale and I missed it.
soul for sale, ebay will ditch it shortly.
to page 4 (middle) for what he does for a living.
some commercials that just might be funny?
Oh yeah, you idiots need stop bitching about this site stealing from others. (all
6 of you) 70 or 80% of the shit posted is user submitted.(hence the submit
page and forums
If you want to put facts out, every site similar to this one "steals" images or
links from others. I mean really, where do you think other site's get them? User
submitted most likely too.
Site's that come up with long daily post simply have to much time on there hands
and to tell you the truth no one reads it. They go straight to the links and images.
and the site's I have linked - The one's I read anyway.)
Also since it's going to be raining all weekend, Sunday I'm probably going to
be home and work on the site's sections quite a bit. Maybe some new stuff too.
P.S. I bet about ten people out of the thousands read all that shit above.
That is all.
It's cold in here and my nipples are hard
posted on 01/15/04
Can you put the Rubik's Cube together like this guy?
E-mail I got:
"So there is this 'clan' on xbox live that apparently takes the game way too seriously...
and I guess they kind of made a rap making fun of the clans that they beat, which
I might add is the gayest thing I've ever heard.."
Here's the gangsta rap: westsideee
This fat ass seems to have changed the mp3 so I'll leave
that one up to show his ignorance and post the one originally posted: ta
Of course I had to throw something extra to it.
Nice dildo cupcake.
How the hell..
Where's the friend holding her hair?
Reminds me of the F-media on the right.
- FFL -
- Nintendo PC.
- Rate the booty.
- Holy shit
- So stupid
I had to post it.
this just piss you off.
pleasure? I prefer foil.
knifes at some midgets, not really.
- Rolling Stone free for
a year. (Better hurry)
- See ladies,
I don't forget about you boo boo kitty fucks.
with Seth MacFarlane (Family Guy). Old, but funny.
that new Britney vid, I'd so do her. (Right click, save target as)
I miss Pippi Longstocking haha
posted on 01/14/04 by Shane
Forum member "god" made this, he rules and looks like Kevin Smith.
Don't you just love kid books?
What a fruit.
Saddam's crib. Yep I said crib.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
- FFL -
still hate cats.
- Pants for gays?
- It gets harder.
- I hate spam
- Hmmmm... lesbians?
- The price is wrong
have these on my walls.
P-unit! (real player needed)
the stick around some shit.
Stanton, how's your Weasel?
- That's not an Alien,
it's a dead cat.
- I never
even though about doing this.
all I need is more hallucinations.
this fucking DVD, it rules.
Holy shit a cat.
posted on 01/13/04 by Shane
At least he made it
It's EXTREME Segway!
Someone named this image hitlery.
It's secure there.
Slugs have it pretty bad.
Bill and John
went on a nature walk deep in the woods when Bill happened
upon a rattlesnake. Bill wasn't paying attention and he was bitten right between
the legs on his private parts.
John, seeing this, tried to help his friend up but the pain was too intense so
he told Bill "Okay, you stay here and I'll go get Doc Brown." and John ran down
the hill towards town.
John arrived at the doctor's office just as the doctor was leaving. The doc's
sister had fallen off a bar stool and hit her head and he had to go see her first
but he said to John,"When you get back to Bill, What you have to do is, with a
knife, cut an "X" in the wound and suck the venom out."
"Okay Doc," said John and he headed back to the woods. Bill was sitting with his
back against a tree in terrible pain when he saw John coming back up the hill.
"What did the Doc say ?" Bill asked. "You're gonna die."said John.
Ladies don't get offended, these are jokes:
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
What's the best thing about a blow job from an Ethiopian woman?
You know she'll swallow.
What do you say to a woman who has two black eyes?
Nothing, she has already been told twice.
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Let the bitch do the ironing in the dark.
- FFL -
- Rocky 6?
- Eggrun, pretty
while on LSD.
skin fell off.. Snake.
- Quite a few
- Not eating fast
Ed test. (repost?)
tennis is addictive.
funny at the start, but gets dumb.
- Remember the
link about a kid getting stuck in this?
to insult, swear, cuss, and curse in 133 languages.
posted on 01/12/04 by Shane
Too much beer saturday, big post tomorrow.
Let's fuck to celebrate.
posted on 01/09/04 by Shane
Oh man, I couldn't stop laughing.
Mortal Kombat Outakes. Find the Easter Eggs. Best flash ever.
Goatse on the beach, how nice.
You tell that cop buddy.
worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.
The audience was different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the
same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began
to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat!", "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table."
"Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's
One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece
of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They
stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word.
This went on for one day and then another. On the third day, the parrot could
not hold back: "OK, I give up. Where's the fucking boat?
- FFL -
a spaceship game.
- Another Blackjack
- Well he wanted
my opinion, GAY.
train your cat, god I hate cats.
- Damn it's
edited. (That's sarcasm retards.)
Oh yeah and thanks to the 34,760
people that decided to visit the site yesterday. I'm impressed.
Let's put a GIANT T in his yard.
posted on 01/08/04 by Shane
Forums are open
This Lion was fighting for his life, I was going for him.
Wonder when more will surface?
A girl must of sent this in:
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has
to drop off. Otherwise they are all going to fall.
They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching
speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as a woman
she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in
general, without ever getting anything in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands....
What's your name? He'll write it on the wall.
Oh really now?
the image...Too bad they changed it.
- FFL -
- Funny or not?
and he's a black guy.
new type of snake game.
I keed yet again.
butthead, change the channel."
- Make a face,
this is a different one.
- This will offend you guys
from the UK.
- A lemonade stand game.
I don't get it.
I just realized the date on this too.
- All right, go
take some nice LSD and start clicking.
when I posted this? Well I got the DVD and it rules. BUY IT!
Look Mama, It's the Devil.
posted on 01/07/04 by Shane
Hitler needs a hug.
worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw so
he sees another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but he can't hear,
so he does sign language. The man on the 3rd floor does sign language. He points
at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need", and moves his hand
back and forth in a handsaw motion.
The man on the 1st floor knods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating.
The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and says,"
What the fuck is wrong with you dumbass? I said I need handsaw!!"
The other guy says," I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm coming."
I find the dumbest shit funny.
- FFL -
- Pretty neat.
- Ha, "Rub and
- Lots of games here.
- This is
a bit to easy.
Nazi barbie rules.
- Contest in photoshop.
- Want to be an
- Check out these
+ Free PlayStation 2 = Underpants.
her pictures the other day, now this.
yeah, I'm going to Chuck E. Cheese's now.
want to buy an Island and name it "Beaver Island".
truck drivers can't drive very well.. Apparently.
Bloody hell.. HA HA I'm English
posted on 01/06/04 by Shane
Wow, it hypnotizes me.
One of the best lines on SNL by Chris Farley.
Little something I made.. I rule.
- FFL -
- Circus with cunts.
is a bar code.
- Fantastic Costumes.
to shit in the woods.
- Want your "salad" tossed?
- I may
go see Peter Pan after all.
- Those are some
big titties. I keed.
photos. Don't step in the bullshit.
- Something for
you fucking jews. [/nazi comment]
kids! Now you can break into houses with this guide.
better to just go get who they want and put the phone on the floor.
Oh yeah.. stop e-mailing me about joining the forums. I'll open them back up later
What is your Major Mallfunction, Numnuts!
posted on 01/05/04
Guys trust me.. Don't even watch this haha. (This girl is evil)
By crocy, Big fucking deal.
the story here. (I'm sure you heard)
That's only happened to me like twice... I think
- FFL -
- Face editor.
- This zoo is CRAZY.
- Hungover? Go here.
the gay paparazzi.
- Poorly drawn animals.
- Hey look a
right, that is gay.
a lot of pennies.
- Shoot the fucking
- Oh no.. live chat
get caught cheating.
- Celebs with
no make-up on.
- Kim is
hot and visits this site.
- Been trying
to think of a party theme?
- Next time
you see a whale.. Blow it up!
- Slip-ups. (Movies, TV, Books,
New year, same shit.. ta da
posted on 01/02/04 by Shane
That had to hurt.
Things to do if you're bored:
1. Call an addiction hotline and explain that you're hooked on phonics.
2. Go to the airport wearing a suit of armor and try walking through the metal
3. Wash out a gas can, punch a hole in it, then fill it with water and carry it
down a busy sidewalk while smoking the biggest cigar you can find.
4. Call the Q-Tips 800 number and say that one of the cotton swab parts just came
off in your ear. When they reply, keep shouting, "What? What? What did you say?"
5. Go to the polar bear enclosure at the zoo and shout, "C'mon, Larry, enough's
enough! Take off that costume and come back to the office!"
6. Fill an inflate-a-date with helium and release it at rush hour on a windy day.
Then chase it down the street, yelling, "Come back here, you tramp!"
7. Call National Acme Co. and ask if they have any products you could use to kill
8. Rush yourself to the E.R. and explain to the night nurse that you were resting
on your leg for a long time and now it feels like pins and needles. Ask if they'll
have to amputate.
9. In the middle of the night, noisily bury a fully dressed mannequin in your
backyard. Arrange lawn furniture on the fresh mound and sit down in it quickly
when the police arrive.
10. Get a video camera and microphone and chase a local T.V. news crew around.
Interrupt on-the-scene shots by shouting questions like, "Where have all the cowboys
11. Ask strangers if they have change for a nickel.
12. In the bathroom at work, utter loud, pain-wracked screams, then emerge holding
a large hen's egg.
- FFL -
- Pretty neat
- Bozo smut is bad?
her boobs crooked?
some games for you.
world chick in playboy.
- Find things
wrong with the pictures.
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