The other Hump Day
posted on 12/11/13 by Opie
Rat Porn? Dafuq..
Slutty Girl Tests Out Boyfriend's Backyard Dunk Tank
When Pole Dancing Goes Wrong!
That's a Big Ass
Massage turns into a Fuck Fest!
Hot Thai Model
Wild and lusty bathtime
Blonde Tourist Pays Her Cab Fare with her Big Tits
Surveying Those Huge Boobs
Hot brunette loves anal
Look at these Titties.. JUST LOOK! (GIF)
I like her her booty jiggles (GIF)
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place.
The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never
testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing
$10 million, He takes along his personal lawyer because he knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?"
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
He got in Trouble.
Anyone else hate him as much as I do?
Can't wait to go see this
People are really stupid
A true Pimp
Her ass is still amazing
Doing school lunch right!
Van Damme Bird
Dafuq kind of Santa is this
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[NSFW] - Sexting
[NSFW] - Social SEX!
[ SFW ] - Dump The Big 6
[ SFW ] - Xmas White Lies
[ SFW ] - Godzilla Trailer!!!
[NSFW] - Chat with "Nudist"
[NSFW] - Watch Her Play (8:12)
[NSFW] - She loves Anal (18:05)
[NSFW] - Beautiful Naked People
[ SFW ] - Somebody watching you pee?
[NSFW] - This Teen is Super Hot! (25:55)
[NSFW] - Wearing a Thong on a Bike Ride
[NSFW] - Horny Teen Home Alone (20:11)
[NSFW] - That one chick has a nice booty
[ SFW ] - Chick Goes Insane In An Elevator
[NSFW] - Her Tits are Almost too Big! (12:01)
[NSFW] - Just a HOT Naked chick Warming Up.
[NSFW] - "Eat That Black Cum U Bitch!" (20:33)
[NSFW] - Busty Latina gets a good fucking (7:07)
[NSFW] - This is one weird amateur video (14:40)
[NSFW] - Fisting herself, wrist deep and all (4:01)
[NSFW] - Big ass Christina Moure creampied (23:43)
[NSFW] - Naughty boy Sneaking on his Step Mom (6:15)
[NSFW] - Brunette girl licked and fucked in hot tub (9:35)
[ SFW ] - How far can you get in your snowmobile? (Game)
[NSFW] - Young Algerian Man Sets Himself on Fire in Protest
[ SFW ] - Dad Illustrates Things He Said to His Children.. Haha
[ SFW ] - 29 Facts You Might Not Have Known About Toy Story
[ SFW ] - The 42 Best Moments Ever On The Maury Show. HAHA
[NSFW] - Bitch tends to go serious when giving a handjob (2:37)
[ SFW ] - Drunk Jets Fan Launches F-Bomb Tirade And Pees Pants???
[NSFW] - Blonde sucks boyfriend's cock and takes it up the ass (4:00)
[NSFW] - Girl Gets Stabbed by Another Woman in a Bowling Alley Brawl
[NSFW] - Cute as hell teen uses a banana to fuck her pristine pussy (2:07)
[ SFW ] - Guess How Much These Chinese Rhinoceros Horn Cups Appraise For.
You Gonna Eat Yo Cornbread
posted on 12/09/13 by Opie
Epic Don't Drink And Drive Prank (Make him think he's in a coma for 10 years)
How To Catch A Predator Prank
Jennifer Lawrence Sounds Like Will Ferrell When Her Voice Is Slowed Down
Ipad Art - Morgan Freeman Finger Painting
Cats Won't Let Dogs Pass Them
How A Drum Sounds Based On Where It's Played
Jazz Bear Gets Revenge On Houston Rockets Beer Guy
An Idiot Attempts To Ride Down Escalator The Wrong Way
Black Friday 2013 - Walmart Kicked Him Out For This Video
Are you a Dadhole?
CD Bubble Trick. Took me a few tries (GIF)
Titanic With Explosions (GIF)
Kill The Rich
Twerking Without a Seatbelt Hurts!
This Thai Babe is Hot
Vitalyzdtv Does Bang Bus HAHA (Same guy that did Catch a Predator Video above)
60 minutes of these Asses!
First time and it's ass to mouth!
Busty Andi Anderson pushes out a creampie after getting fucked
Most beautiful tits I have seen in porn
A shipwreck, only Scarlett Johansson and some random dude survived on an deserted island.
They didn't know each other before the shipwreck, but he did know who she was...
At the beginning it was hard, but as time passed, this guy learned how to provide food and shelter. He started taking care of her, and eventually she started caring about him... after all, there wasn't anybody else in the island...
He eventually built a cabin, had a functioning automatic potable water supply, and all sorts of little clever commodities, all done to make her life easier... It was the most effort any man had ever done for her, and all the hard work made him fit, she noticed this...
One night after some wildlife attacked and he defended her succesfully, getting a few cuts in the process, she threw herself at him and they made love, after that, they where for all intents and purposes a couple with an above regular sex life.
But for some reason he started drifting away, something was bothering him. And she noticed... "Whats wrong?" Scarlett Johansson asked, "Nothing..." the guy would say...
She pestered him for a while eventually saying she would do ANYTHING he needed or wanted to make him feel good again, just because she really cared for him a lot, and even if he wasnt asking, she felt it was the least she owed it to him...
"Really?, You'll do anything I'd like?"
"Yes" she said "Anything!"
"Ok, First I want you to take off your toga and get into this pair of work jeans that somehow washed on the shore"
"Now put this shirt on please, but first, "tape" your boobs so they are flat"
"Wha... Ok, I said I'd do anything" She said lovingly.
"Ok, now, take this hat and wear it, but tuck your hair under it"
She was kinda confused, but non the less, she wanted to make him happy, so she tucked her hair under the hat.
"Now I'd like for you to grab this piece of soot and paint yourself a beard and a mustache"
"Ok... if this is what you want..." she muttered.
"Now, please, put on these sunglasses, and start walking down the beach, I'll catch up to you in a bit" he said a bit excited...
She started walking... wondering... doubting herself... just confused about what had just happened, maybe it wasnt her, maybe it was h... Suddenly the dude grabs her by her shoulder turns her around and says: "DUDE!!! you won't believe who I've been fucking for the past 6 months!"
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[NSFW] - Social Sex
[NSFW] - Pitbull Vs Cat LOL
[NSFW] - Is this even legal?
[ SFW ] - COOKIE DANCE!!!!!
[NSFW] - Naked Stop-Motion
[ SFW ] - Need some clean pee?
[NSFW] - 50 Shades of Sasha Grey
[ SFW ] - 2013 Movie Trailer Mashup
[NSFW] - Check out these Cam Sluts!
[NSFW] - Holy Titties Batman! (25:23)
[ SFW ] - If Bruce Wayne was Bankrupt..
[ SFW ] - World Countries Quiz. I'm Dumb.
[NSFW] - Must find more pics of this Booty
[NSFW] - Is this a Man or Woman!? (19:58)
[ SFW ] - Captain Picard sings "Let it Snow!"
[NSFW] - Music Video with a bunch of Titties
[NSFW] - Vintage Porn is always Fun! (17:00)
[ SFW ] - Pretending To Be The Bouncer Prank
[NSFW] - Teen selfshot Masturbation Vid (2:53)
[NSFW] - Her Boobs are about to Flee That Shirt.
[ SFW ] - 45 of the most powerful images of 2013
[NSFW] - Longest Amateur Sex Tape Ever! (94:16)
[NSFW] - Ariel Anderson Show Her Pink Pussy (5:01)
[NSFW] - Horny lesbians play with each other (62:29)
[NSFW] - Slut with massive boobs gives a blowjob (6:56)
[NSFW] - Young pretty amateur has big perky boobs (Pics!)
[ SFW ] - Minivan Drag races 1/8th of a mile in 7.2 Seconds
[NSFW] - Chocolate babe loves cock more and more (21:27)
[ SFW ] - So Rebecca Black has a new song called... Saturday
[NSFW] - Real Asian masseuse riding cock for her client (10:05)
[NSFW] - Crazy couple fuck on the side of a busy highway (4:31)
[NSFW] - Threeway for classy teen and her oral studs in her bed (10:01)
[NSFW] - Brazilian Motorcyclist Drives Into a Steel Tow Cable, Breaking His Neck!
[ SFW ] - 4chan's fake Xbox One instructions convince users to brick their systems
[NSFW] - How many fingers can she fit inside her tiny asshole? P.S Nice Tits. (3:00)
[NSFW] - Drunk Black Man Gets Knocked Out on a NYC Train for Disrespecting a Guy
posted on 12/06/13 by Opie
Ostrich Drops The Beat
Sped Up Porn is HILARIOUS!
Xbox Kinect Calls Fouls with you use Bad Language
I Want To Be Ed Hochuli HAHA
Monkey Teaches Human How To Crush Leaves
Rednecks jump their boat over a home
GoPro - Boobs on a beach (In Slow Motion) Welcome.
I'll give you 200 euros if you Drop the Towel!
Meth Is A Real Bad Idea
Stranger Accepts Pillow Fight Challenge
Ron Burgundy interviews Peyton Manning
Why isn't he joining the party?
Beshine Has the World's Largest Fake Breasts
God she's Hot!
She decides to rub one out
100 Beautiful Naked People!
Look at those Tits. Damn it Boy!
Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so they can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then decides to take their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "If I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, comfortable."
The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you just write, comfortable?"
The brunette explains, "My sister's a slow reader."
- FFL -
[NSFW] - SOCIAL SEX!!!
[NSFW] - Girl Got Skills Yo
[NSFW] - Chatroulette of Sex
[ SFW ] - Pretend your Satan
[ SFW ] - Howie B - Night Nice
[NSFW] - His GF is Hot! (27:30)
[ SFW ] - Game Stop Freak Out
[NSFW] - I'd grab that Tittie too.
[ SFW ] - GTA 5 - Dave the Dog
[NSFW] - Tell them to get Naked
[NSFW] - Playful Pussy Cat (5:34)
[ SFW ] - Blowing bubbles at -45C
[ SFW ] - A Tribute to Paul Walker
[NSFW] - Smokin' Hot Lesbians (10:02)
[NSFW] - I like girls that can do the Splits.
[NSFW] - Fucking on a washing machine (2:15)
[NSFW] - Bigboob Cam Girl enjoys her Toys (12:43)
[NSFW] - Roxanne Rae My Sister's Hot Friend (35:39)
[NSFW] - Horny latina mom fucked in the park (14:09)
[NSFW] - Blonde with huge bonkers going wild (23:32)
[ SFW ] - The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - OFFICIAL Trailer
[ SFW ] - Paul Rudd & Jason Segel give Interview Stoned
[NSFW] - Black cock almost kills this tight blonde (19:08)
[NSFW] - Amateur is happy to striptease for her boyfriend
[NSFW] - Wounded Syrian Man Gets Shot Dead by a Sniper
[ SFW ] - Want to win a bet? Drink your own pee! (Not really)
[NSFW] - Sexy Mona gives a great sucking and fucking (24:06)
[NSFW] - Hot busty amateur girlfriend eaten with creampie (15:04)
[NSFW] - Guy Catches his wife Cheating, Decides to Film and Post it
[NSFW] - Libyan Rebels Blow a Man's Head Off With a DShK Machine Gun
[NSFW] - Hardcore superstar is dripping wet while waiting to get fuck (7:04)
[NSFW] - Drunk teen endures doggystyle pounding by her dad's friend (2:44)
[ SFW ] - Diver's camera captures dramatic rescue of chef trapped in sunken ship for TWO DAYS
WTF is your wallet Sam!?
posted on 12/04/13 by Opie
HO, HO, HO
All Dem Asses!
Mother of God.
Baby Oil and Titties
I almost didn't see her
Perky Tits and A Nice Booty
This Hottie Rubs One Out
Bleached To The Bone
Best. Girlfriend. Ever.
So Hot (GIF)
DAT ASS (GIF)
A man had 3 daughters.
The first daughter walks up to her dad and says "Daddy, why is my name Rose?" "Because a rose petal fell on you when you were a baby." Replied the father. The first daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls.
The second daughter walks up to her dad and says "Daddy, why is my name Tulip?" "Because a Tulip petal fell on you when you were a baby." Replied the father. The second daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls.
The third daughter walks up to her dad and says "Hhhhhnnngngngnggggddddddrrrrruhuuhuhhuhhuhdadgh!" "Go to your room cinderblock." Replied the father.
They should film Black Friday
Looks so Real
Yeah that's a baby foot coming out her Ass (Relax, They lived)
Best Mailbox Ever
Willy Wonka Land
I'd Mount that Buck
- FFL -
[NSFW] - Nice Ass!
[NSFW] - SOCIAL SEX!
[NSFW] - I like her Legs
[NSFW] - Interwebs Babes!
[ SFW ] - Uphill Racing Game
[NSFW] - Hottest NudeComers!
[NSFW] - PERFECT Body (6:05)
[NSFW] - Check these girls out!
[ SFW ] - Need some clean piss?
[NSFW] - More Self Shot Hotties
[ SFW ] - Just read the Reviews haha
[NSFW] - Hot slut loves to fuck (42:43)
[NSFW] - Daphne has big boobs (25:16)
[NSFW] - Merry Christmas Fucking (9:53)
[NSFW] - Teasing Hot Amateur Milf (Pics!)
[NSFW] - That Thong Tha Tha Tha Thong
[ SFW ] - Do not respond to this Craigslist Ad
[NSFW] - And now, a leopard on a sybian (2:38)
[NSFW] - College teen pledges sucking cock (7:10)
[ SFW ] - So you can paid to be a Real Combat Pilot
[NSFW] - Alessandra Marques Made in Brazil (43:32)
[NSFW] - Nothing but BIG TITS in your face (15:00)
[ SFW ] - Pop Danthology 2013 - Mashup of 68 songs
[ SFW ] - Who the fuck flushes a baby down a Toilet?
[NSFW] - Big Tittie Bitch Sucks some Mean Dick (20:10)
[NSFW] - Blonde secretary gets fucked in her ass (6:39)
[ SFW ] - Dad is pretty serious about his Flight Simulator
[NSFW] - Slut From Internet Dating Site Gets Fucked! (5:41)
[NSFW] - PG PORN: SQUEAL HAPPY WHORES ? UNCENSORED!
[ SFW ] - First official footage from The Amazing Spider-Man 2
[NSFW] - Black Thugs Savagely Attack a Woman on a London Bus
[NSFW] - Fucked In Same Room While Boyfriend Watches (13:48)
[NSFW] - Busty blonde girlfriend fucked on living room couch (5:00)
[NSFW] - Young couple amateur plays with each other in front of web cam
[NSFW] - Amateur hottie is equipped with some pretty impressive tits (2:05)
[NSFW] - Russian Girl Commits Suicide by Lying Down in Traffic After Argument With Her BF
posted on 12/02/13 by Opie
A bunch of Updates are coming later Today. Promise.
Black Friday Shopping Prank 2013
Ron Burgundy Anchors An Actual Newscast In North Dakota
The Fainting Squirrel.. lol
A Female Reporter Turns Ghetto In 3 Sec
Auburn Upsets Alabama With Crazy Finish
Jason Kidd Says Hit Me & Spills Drink On Court (Out of Time-Outs)
Coolest Cop Ever
Crazy Dog HAHAHA
Man Laughs & Cries Exactly Like A BabY
RIP Paul Walker (Crash Footage)
Her Tits Are Actually Bigger Than Her Head
Twerking While Playing GTAV!
Sensual threesome with lucky guy
Hot girlfriends massage turns romantic
Amateur with a Nice set of Boobies
Holy Titties Batman!
Before climbing into bed, a man sets down a glass of water and an aspirin on his wife's bedside table.
"What's this for? I don't have a headache" She says.
"Good. Let's fuck."
- FFL -
[NSFW] - Sexy
[NSFW] - Hotties!
[NSFW] - Social Sex!
[NSFW] - Nymphomaniac
[NSFW] - Red Haired Heaven
[ SFW ] - Street Racing Game
[NSFW] - Ass in Public (52:26)
[NSFW] - Big Tits with a Big Booty
[NSFW] - Sexy Ass Titties (47:56)
[ SFW ] - Paul Walker Crash Scene
[NSFW] - Girls With Special Talents
[NSFW] - They share his Cock (18:59)
[ SFW ] - Somebody watching you pee?
[ SFW ] - Need some Christmas gift ideas?
[NSFW] - Denise spreads her legs (23:48)
[NSFW] - Look at the tits on her! (13:26)
[NSFW] - Fucked hard on the Couch (30:34)
[NSFW] - Just a bunch of Cum Shots! (19:06)
[NSFW] - Oh look, A Russian Prostitute (14:30)
[ SFW ] - Space Shuttle Thermal Tile Demonstration
[NSFW] - She wants to stop, he just needs to finish
[NSFW] - Teen Gets Fucked Against The Wall (18:28)
[NSFW] - Drunk as fuck blonde attempts to fist herself
[NSFW] - Russian Teen Fucked In Her Dorm Room (12:15)
[ SFW ] - Amazon Prime Air (Packages delivered via Drones)
[ SFW ] - 12 facts about movies that you probably didn't know
[ SFW ] - Watch all the Home Improvement Episodes on Youtube!
[NSFW] - Weird girl cleanses her vagina with a garden hose (2:05)
[ SFW ] - Guy Throws $ 1,000 Dollars off 4th Floor at Mall of America
[NSFW] - Ghetto Bitch Spits in a Black Guy's Face, Gets Instant Justice
[ SFW ] - The Internet is Flooded With Iron Bowl Fan Reactions (Videos)
[ SFW ] - Crocodiles and Alligators use sticks as lures to attract waterbirds
[NSFW] - Drunk Alaskan Girl Bites Australian Guy's Lip During Argument at Oktoberfest