Funny Shit [You are an Idiot]

I may update this, but this my opinion on some of you Idiots.

-If you use words like "asl", "lol","hehehehehe","heh","lmao","lmfao"...You are an Idiot.
-If you use similes alot ex: :(, :)...You are an Idiot.
-If you have a site with aol progz...You are an Idiot.
-If you have a site and it contains a lamers list...You are an Idiot.
-If you instant messager someone asking for some "html codes"...You are an Idiot.
-If you TYPE IN ALL CAPS...You are an Idiot.
-If you tY9E 1N t41z f07m...You are an Idiot.
-If you claim you are a hacker and really a dork...You are an Idiot.
-If you fight on the internet...You are an Idiot.
-If you deface websites...You are an Idiot.
-If you jack off to gay porn...You are an Idiot a Fag.
-If you think entensity sucks ...You are an Idiot.
-If you are too retarded to realize my counter is real...You are an Idiot.
-If you get mad over something on the internet...You are an Idiot.
-If you hate someone on the internet...You are an Idiot.
-If you think its so important to get a link on a website...You are an Idiot.
-If you tell "your momma" jokes...You are an Idiot.
-If you think drugs are cool...You are an Idiot.
-If you take anything I say serious...You are an Idiot.
-If you copy ideas or rip peoples layout...You are an Idiot.
-If you can't read...You are an Idiot.
-If you use AOL...You are an Idiot.
-If you are to lazy to get a job...You are an Idiot.
-If you boot people offline using "progz"...You are an Idiot.
-If you make progz...You are an Idiot.
-If you can't install a cgi script...You are an Idiot.
-If you come online to meet chics or guys...You are an Idiot.
-If you have more online friends than real friends...You are an Idiot.
-If you send a webmaster hatemail...You are an Idiot.
-If own a site with no working pages...You are an Idiot.
-If you think school is fun...You are an Idiot.
-If you the internet people are your friends...You are an Idiot.
-If you think wrestling is fake rather than,say a soap opera...You are an Idiot.
-If you buy stuff for whores on their "wishlist"...You are an Idiot.
-If you think AOL is the best ISP...You are an Idiot.
-If you think MTV sucks...You are an Idiot.(don't lie you know you watch it)
-If you play with guns...You are an Idiot.
-If you commit suicide...You are an Idiot.
-If you don't have a job...You are an Idiot.
-If you don't like this list...You are an Idiot.
-If you make a list like this one...You are an Idiot. (wait a minute..)

If you fall into any of those guess what..You are an Idiot.