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June 03 Uhhhh yeahhhh posted on Friday 6/27/03 by Shane

I believe you have my stapler - Office Space

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US Open Streaker:



I'd Hit it!


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Joke:
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. "Mom, look, I'm a white boy." His mom slaps him in the face and says "Go show your father" He goes to his dad in the living room and says Look dad, I'm a white boy. His dad slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your grandmother. The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says Look granny, I'm a white boy. His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure enough did. I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you black people."

- FFL -

- Hmm.
- Nice Teddy.
- Pinball game.
- Porn movies.
- Lots of facts.
- I like this site.
- What the hell.
- Naughty sounds.
- Bad translations.
- Burp.. excuse me.
- I want this album.
- Odd yet funny site.
- This is sweet. aww..
- That's a HUGE screen..
- Bored? Talk to yourself.
- Some funny shit in here.
- You've got to be kidding.
- Old hack. Different domain.
- Australia doesn't give head?
- Fuck this guy, no one cares.
- You might be a redneck if..
- Burn Copy Protected CDS!!!!!
- Boob whore ALERT!..I like her.
- I heard your mom was running.
- No, but I'll show you my penis.
- This made me laugh for to long.
- Next it's the amazing zippo guy!
- This guy puts idiot to another level.
- Know your colors? Apparently I don't.
- Here's a spoon so you can eat my ass.

Keep your eye on the updates page because I'm going to be doing site work and it will let you know what's going on etc...

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here's a 3rd of a post posted on Tuesday 6/24/03 by Shane

The rest of my post got messed up, so I'll post again with more stuff today or tomorrow, So enjoy the FFL for now, I almost have the other shit ready.. you pushy fucks.

- FFL -

- Uh ok.
- Curve Ball.
- Hmm sexy.
- Camels spit.
- Hmm ouch?
- Girls on bikes.
- Cool pimp here.
- Naked and live.
- Hitler Interview.
- Index of /titties.
- Well all right then.
- Yeah dude it's you.
- I need a phone cam.
- I need one of these.
- Spank that ass baby.
- Pretty fun bug game.
- Death row last meals.
- Who's Alive and Dead.
- Why did the chicken...
- More like the nerd room.
- Haha it's a bone clone.
- Some bitches bes LAZY!
- Free Girls Gone Wild Vids.
- Hey look another ass site.
- I want some bumper nuts!
- Don't fuck with these guys.
- He may cast a spell on you!!!
- Hot girls and yeap a rate system.
- I'm glad it's 17 where I live.(whew)
- Some how I already knew all this...weird.
- I figured some little boys would be in this.
- Mine should be here in 2-3 weeks. (got the lamb)
- Peter Pan in HOLLYWOOD! (browse whole site too)
- Google cached because they deleted it, click Utah Search.
- This is going here!, since people don't have clocks on their pc..

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Have some cock on tha rocks posted on Friday 6/13/03 by Shane

Huge bitch part 9 is coming.. Possibly the funniest thing I've ever made muahaha!! uh yeah.. Anyway here's some shit for you.


I made this in 5 minutes and laughed for 30.


Let's see how smart you are. (I got to the 6th part)


Funny Images:



Owned!



- FFL -

- Nice jiggle.
- Create shit.
- Llamas rule.
- Looks tasty.
- Crazy drivers.
- What the shit?
- Eat some bugs.
- Moobs or Boobs?
- Haha what the fuck.
- Damn Mexicans again.
- I want some of this tea.
- In only he had some beer.
- Whatcha talkin' bout Willis.
- Kids are such idiots, I swear..
- I've been looking for that sucka.
- Look at all these hot or not sites.
- Betty Betty has some lips da da da..

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On the new server and a new post posted on Friday 6/6/03 by Shane

First almost 3 months ago there was a shooting in my city where cops shot and killed an un-armed guy. He was holding his cell phone as a weapon, so the cops didn't really have a choice. Below are some videos of the event of him actually getting shot to death. Don't watch if..., nevermind watch it you've seen worst on Nickelodeon.



They are the same clips on different police cars, the last shows the guy going down.
Read more here.



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A few Images for you:



- FFL -
- Kinky.
- More porn.
- Lego porn.
- Naked flying?
- Swerve Rider.
- Sarah's a bitch.
- Hmmm call him!!
- Shit load of porn.
- The Death Clock.
- Golf driving game.
- Domain says it all.
- A ghost in a jar huh?
- Easy shooting game.
- Ouch and Ouch again.
- Pretty fun Hulk game.
- Pee Wee is a lucky guy.
- Secret Service's Videos.
- The Adventures of Penis!
- What happened to Zelda?
- This is one fake detective.
- 3 question personality quiz!
- Here's a lot of babes for ya.
- Want some wadded up paper?
- Make her say your name. haha
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Back to you Fuckers! posted on Sunday 6/1/03 by Shane

Well guys looks like I'm going to put an end to this site.. bye. No not really and I do apologize for the slim post here, but if you're a guy my age you understand there's other shit to do than a website. Oh and stop offering to buy this site, it's not for sale and will never will unless you pay me... ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS!!!!! (make checks payable to "The Shane").

Speaking of "The Shane" for some reason last night I was drunk and kept referring to myself in the third person. I'd like to give a shout out to Moni... nevermind. haha

Oh a little site news is that my host will be moving my server to another datacenter, even though you wont experience any downtime, the site will be even more stable and faster. Forums are on a different server so they won't have to close or anything. You should join the forums... they rule.

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Possible Pickup Lines:

"Hey nice shoes, wanta fuck!"
"Hey want to go over to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" (if she says no) You say: "What you don't like pizza?"

- FFL -
- Conese!
- Flashback.
- JPEG Baby.
- Cow Mario?
- Crank caller!
- The fly guy.
- No they don't.
- Oh yeah baby!
- Are you a slut?
- Cool little game.
- OWNED!!!! haha
- What the eww.
- Paperdolls huh.
- Look.. Live cams.
- Everyone vote 10.
- Meet Mark Walker.
- Porn Clown Posse.
- He will be missed..
- This guy is an idiot.
- God loves you with..
- How to skin a cat!!!!
- Very addicting game.
- This guy is fucked up.
- This is a gaming clan?
- Oh yeah this is sexayy!
- Let's call him snakeboy.
- The ruler of the Internet.
- Hell I'd do the same thing.
- Now you can be a lifeguard!
- This some sort of new dance?
- The 100 Worst Porn Movie Titles.
- Some nice Cuntlovin' buttons for ya.
- HAHA Pacman on those funny cigarettes.
- More evidence on how fucked up people are.
- Be cool and cuss people out in ANY language!

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