posted on Friday 6/27/03 by Shane
believe you have my stapler
- Office Space
US Open Streaker:
I'd Hit it!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his
hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. "Mom, look, I'm a white boy."
His mom slaps him in the face and says "Go show your father" He goes to his dad
in the living room and says Look dad, I'm a white boy. His dad slaps him hard
in the face and says "Go show your grandmother. The boy goes in his grandmothers
room and says Look granny, I'm a white boy. His grandmother slaps him in the face
and sends him back to his mother. His mother says "See. Did you learn anything
from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure enough did. I have only been white
for five minutes and I already hate you black people."
- FFL -
- Porn movies.
- Lots of facts.
- I like this site.
- Naughty sounds.
- Bad translations.
- Burp.. excuse me.
want this album.
- Odd yet funny site.
- This is sweet.
- That's a HUGE
- Bored? Talk to yourself.
- Some funny shit
- You've got to be kidding.
- Old hack. Different domain.
- Australia doesn't give
- Fuck this guy, no one
- You might
be a redneck if..
Copy Protected CDS!!!!!
- Boob whore ALERT!..I like
- I heard your mom was
- No, but I'll show
you my penis.
- This made me laugh
for to long.
- Next it's the amazing
guy puts idiot to another level.
- Know your colors?
Apparently I don't.
- Here's a spoon so you can
eat my ass.
Keep your eye on the updates page because I'm going to be doing site work and
it will let you know what's going on etc...
here's a 3rd of a post
posted on Tuesday 6/24/03 by Shane
The rest of my post got messed up, so I'll post again with more stuff today or
tomorrow, So enjoy the FFL for now, I almost have the other shit ready.. you pushy
- FFL -
- Uh ok.
- Hmm sexy.
- Camels spit.
- Hmm ouch?
- Girls on bikes.
- Naked and live.
- Index of /titties.
all right then.
- Yeah dude it's you.
need a phone cam.
need one of these.
- Spank that
fun bug game.
row last meals.
- Who's Alive and Dead.
- Why did the chicken...
like the nerd room.
- Haha it's a bone clone.
- Some bitches
Girls Gone Wild Vids.
- Hey look another ass
- I want some bumper nuts!
fuck with these guys.
may cast a spell on you!!!
- Hot girls and yeap a rate
- I'm glad
it's 17 where I live.(whew)
- Some how I already knew
- I figured
some little boys would be in this.
should be here in 2-3 weeks. (got the lamb)
Pan in HOLLYWOOD! (browse whole site too)
cached because they deleted it, click Utah Search.
is going here!, since people don't have clocks on their pc..
Have some cock on tha rocks
posted on Friday 6/13/03 by
Huge bitch part 9 is coming.. Possibly the funniest thing I've ever made muahaha!!
uh yeah.. Anyway here's some shit for you.
I made this in 5 minutes and laughed for 30.
Let's see how smart you are. (I got to the 6th part)
- FFL -
- Llamas rule.
- Crazy drivers.
- What the shit?
- Eat some bugs.
- Haha what
- Damn Mexicans
- I want some of this tea.
- In only he
had some beer.
talkin' bout Willis.
are such idiots, I swear..
been looking for that sucka.
- Look at all these hot
or not sites.
- Betty Betty
has some lips da da da..
On the new server and a new post
posted on Friday 6/6/03
First almost 3 months ago there was a shooting in my city where cops shot and
killed an un-armed guy. He was holding his cell phone as a weapon, so the cops
didn't really have a choice. Below are some videos of the event of him actually
getting shot to death. Don't watch if..., nevermind watch it you've seen worst
They are the same clips on different police cars, the last shows the guy
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Note:I wouldn't give a real phone number, just give legit address so you can
get the stuff. Oh and I don't get anything from this, I'm just sharing.
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(Sorry all of this is US only)
Think you know everything?
- Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
- Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
- There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
- The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
- The shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
- There are more chickens than people in the world.
- Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
- The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
- On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building
is an American flag.
- All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
- No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
- All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back
of the $5 bill.
- Almonds are a member of the peach family.
- Maine is the only state (in USA) whose name is just one syllable.
- There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous,
horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
- Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles
- A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
- Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
- In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
- Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
- The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop
and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful a
- A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
- A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
- A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
- It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
- The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
- In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
- The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube
and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
- Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister.
- The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
- There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
- "Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
A few Images for you:
- FFL -
- More porn.
- Lego porn.
- Naked flying?
- Shit load of porn.
- The Death Clock.
says it all.
ghost in a jar huh?
and Ouch again.
fun Hulk game.
Wee is a lucky guy.
- The Adventures
- What happened
- This is one fake detective.
- 3 question personality
a lot of babes for ya.
- Want some wadded up
her say your name. haha
- I think
Astroboy is a little fruity.
- Oh look now nasty fucks
can be together.
done did the MILF on his OWN MOTHER!
running out of Ip addresses!!..I got one!!
Back to you Fuckers!
posted on Sunday 6/1/03 by Shane
Well guys looks like I'm going to put an end to this site.. bye. No not really
and I do apologize for the slim post here, but if you're a guy my age you understand
there's other shit to do than a website. Oh and stop offering to buy this site,
it's not for sale and will never will unless you pay me... ONE HUNDRED BILLION
DOLLARS!!!!! (make checks payable to "The Shane").
Speaking of "The Shane" for some reason last night I was drunk and kept referring
to myself in the third person. I'd like to give a shout out to Moni... nevermind.
Oh a little site news is that my host will be moving my server to another datacenter,
even though you wont experience any downtime, the site will be even more stable
and faster. Forums
are on a different server so they won't have to close or anything. You should
join the forums... they rule.
Possible Pickup Lines:
"Hey nice shoes, wanta fuck!"
"Hey want to go over to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" (if she says no) You
say: "What you don't like pizza?"
- FFL -
- JPEG Baby.
- Cow Mario?
- The fly guy.
- No they
- Oh yeah baby!
you a slut?
- Cool little game.
- What the eww.
- Look.. Live
- Meet Mark Walker.
- Porn Clown Posse.
will be missed..
- This guy is
loves you with..
- How to skin a cat!!!!
guy is fucked up.
- This is a gaming clan?
- Oh yeah this is sexayy!
call him snakeboy.
- The ruler of the Internet.
I'd do the same thing.
you can be a lifeguard!
- This some
sort of new dance?
100 Worst Porn Movie Titles.
- Some nice
Cuntlovin' buttons for ya.
Pacman on those funny cigarettes.
- More evidence on how
fucked up people are.
cool and cuss people out in ANY language!