» pop that pussy
posted on 09/29/10 by Opie
She doesn't like to get slapped.
What the fuck?..
One day Mr. Smith, the president of a corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."
The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."
Don't touch the dog!
It could be Batman.
Make a homemade fleshlight
That Obama is a funny cat.
Well, that's a first.
I always wanted his autograph.
Reese with and without her spoon.
I want a cheeseburger.
The worst kind of trap.
WHERE IS THIS LOCATION?
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[ SFW ] - Hardcore SD.
[NSFW] - Dirty cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Waldo costume.
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex!
[ SFW ] - Big ASIAN boobs.
[ SFW ] - Solve the crime scene.
[ SFW ] - So he's a zombie now, right?
[ SFW ] - Bet on NFL with friends for fun.
[ SFW ] - Worst tattoo customer in history.
[ SFW ] - The new Hoveround commercial.
[ SFW ] - Clip from the next episode of Dexter.
[ SFW ] - Stupid magic but is he wearing a dress?
[ SFW ] - Mike Tyson & Wayne Brady dance. haha
[ SFW ] - The world's smallest stop-motion animation.
[ SFW ] - New Apollo 11 footage. (Was thought to be lost)
[ SFW ] - U.S. Tries to Make It Easier to Wiretap the Internet
[ SFW ] - Segway Company Owner Accidentally Dies Riding Segway over Cliff.
» Hope the next UFC is better
posted on 09/27/10 by Opie
UFC 119: Frank Mir VS Cro Cop (Very shitty PPV)
Head banging baby!
This ref is retarded.
This video made these pilots get grounded.
Damn he got a double.
One punch KO.
Big tittied MILF.
Emo chick stripping.
A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.
The man thought, ?Great? he?s 4 and I?m gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun, I?ll just let him ask and I?ll answer.?
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said: ?Well, son, do you have any questions??
?Just one,? gasped the still wide-eyed lad:
?How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow??
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[NSFW] - Teen Booty.
[NSFW] - Cam whores.
[ SFW ] - Sex Ed: Anal.
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex.
[ SFW ] - Clown song.. haha
[ SFW ] - Solider zombie game.
[ SFW ] - Never say no to a Panda!
[ SFW ] - Very cool computer Mod.
[ SFW ] - Short Bus Shawty.. WTF?
[ SFW ] - An actual cool pop music remix.
[ SFW ] - Baby Elephant plays a harmonica.
[ SFW ] - Boobs can also be a puppy holder.
[ SFW ] - Best Halloween Costume I've seen!
[ SFW ] - Biker goes through traffic like a pro.
[ SFW ] - Insane and bloody skill-driving game!
[ SFW ] - Funny black playing NBA Elite 11 Demo.
[ SFW ] - 24 Secret Restaurant Menus Revealed.
[ SFW ] - Lady breaking baseball bats and other stuff with her tits.
» Let's do 68 and I'll owe you 1
posted on 09/24/10 by Opie
Hi, Mr. I can't sing the National Anthem.
I want to be a Drug Lord! (A bunch of pics)
Dog confused by escalator.
Wait for it.
Funny way to interrupt a parade.
God is giving her a new hip BAM BAM BAM BAM
Lighting strike up close and personal.
Horse Diving.. WAT!?
This makes any police chase funny.
Two Maids fighting!
Damn I like Allah too.
Teens first anal.
Gotta love orgies.
Get a Macbook for $37.43 or maybe less!
You will regret it if you don't see this.
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know, but you know deserves it.
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make.
I found the number and dialed it.
A man answered, saying, 'Hello.'
I politely said, 'This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?'
Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right fucking number!' And the phone was slammed down on me.
I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.
When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.
After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, 'You're an asshole!' And hung up.
I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.
Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an asshole!'
It always cheered me up.
When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop.
So, I called his number and said, 'Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?'
He yelled, 'NO!' And slammed down the phone.
I quickly called him back and said, 'That's because you're an asshole!' And hung up.
One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for.
I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me.
I noticed a 'For Sale ' sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial) I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too.
I said, 'Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?'
He said, 'Yes, it is.'
I then asked, 'Can you tell me where I can see it?'
He said, 'Yes, I live at 34 Oak Tree Blvd., in Fairfax. It's a yellow ranch style house and the car's parked right out in front.'
I asked, 'What's your name?'
He said, 'My name is Don Hansen.'
I asked, 'When's a good time to catch you, Don?'
He said, 'I'm home every evening after five.'
I said, 'Listen, Don, can I tell you something?'
He said, 'Yes?'
I said, 'Don, you're an asshole!'
Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.
Then I came up with an idea...
I called asshole #1.
He said, 'Hello'
I said, 'You're an asshole!' (But I didn't hang up.)
He asked, 'Are you still there?'
I said, 'Yeah!'
He screamed, 'Stop calling me'
I said, 'Make me.'
He asked, 'Who are you?'
I said, 'My name is Don Hansen.'
He said, 'Yeah? Where do you live?'
I said, 'asshole, I live at 34 Oak Tree Blvd., in Fairfax , a yellow ranch style home and I have a black Beamer parked in front.'
He said, 'I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers.'
I said, 'Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole,' and hung up.
Then I called asshole #2.
He said, 'Hello?'
I said, 'Hello, asshole,'
He yelled, 'If I ever find out who you are...'
I said, 'You'll what?'
He exclaimed, 'I'll kick your ass'
I answered, 'Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now.'
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I was on my way over to 34 Oak Tree Blvd, in Fairfax, to kill my gay lover.
Then I called Channel 7 News about the gang war going down in Oak Tree Blvd in Fairfax .
I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax .
I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.
NOW I feel much better.
Anger management really does work.
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[ SFW ] - KILL RATS!
[NSFW] - Teen Lesbians.
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex.
[ SFW ] - Cool music video.
[ SFW ] - Size does matter.
[ SFW ] - Looking sexy FAIL.
[ SFW ] - We Are Douchebags.
[NSFW] - Sexy homemade video.
[ SFW ] - Is this considered music?
[NSFW] - Um.. Where's the condom?
[NSFW] - Download DVD quality porn.
[ SFW ] - Best Halloween Costume I've seen.
[ SFW ] - Old Spice dude Voicemail Generator.
[ SFW ] - X-ray camera needs to show titties!
[ SFW ] - And why didn't she get on Hoarders?
[ SFW ] - A new dance for you niggers to learn!
[ SFW ] - Dog's first time wearing hiking booties.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Quotes About Women By Men.
[ SFW ] - He can make a good car engine sound.
[ SFW ] - Super Mario Castle Theme Death Metal!
[ SFW ] - Funny T-shirts actually worth paying for.
» Time to go streaking
posted on 09/22/10 by Opie
Little Bonus clip of some nice tits.
And a Poolside Orgy!
I guess she doesn't love the cock.
College sex parties!
A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, don't you start anything!"
I miss Knight Rider.. haha
Will a mouse blend?
I see what he did there.
Nice uh trunk.
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[ SFW ] - DJ Kitty.
[ SFW ] - Bad Girls.
[ SFW ] - IQ tester.
[NSFW] - Sexy blonde.
[ SFW ] - Death by Vagina.
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex.
[ SFW ] - Holy rock climbing!
[ SFW ] - Her boobs are huge.
[ SFW ] - Mona Lisa in MS Paint.
[ SFW ] - Racecar and a Segway.
[NSFW] - Chat with naked bitches.
[ SFW ] - I want this Halloween costume.
[NSFW] - She's naked and doing weird shit.
[ SFW ] - Pretty funny fake gift box. (iArm)
[ SFW ] - Dad Goes Nuts Dancing To Bieber.
[ SFW ] - I want to see some boobs explode.
[ SFW ] - First Hand Look at Taliban Ambush.
[ SFW ] - New spider builds a tough ass web.
[ SFW ] - 12 of these AR15s in stock. ($769)
[ SFW ] - Black dude loves his watermelon. (Classic)
[ SFW ] - Questioner To Obama: "I'm Exhausted Of Defending You"
[ SFW ] - Drunk Guy Dressed As The Incredible Hulk Smashes Up Car.
[ SFW ] - Bet your FB friends on MLB, NFL, and NCAA games with play money.
Oh and Happy Birthday to Orlando AKA dood001
» I am not Iron Man
posted on 09/20/10 by Opie
LET'S PLAY WITH A LOADED AK47!
Stupid lady calls a black dude a nigger.
Fumble turns into awesome play.
Now there's a song. (Which you'll sing all day)
Rocket launcher FAIL.
Martial Arts Bloopers
Man made tornado. Why aren't animals being tossed in?
Hey let's try to diffuse a bomb.
Haha, he got caught being a homo.
Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were having their honeymoon in a local motel.
They begin doing what honeymooners always do, but right before they consummate the marriage the woman says, ?Be gentle, I'm a virgin.?
The man is shocked and visibly upset and storms out of the room without saying a word.
He goes home to his family and tells them what happened, and his dad agrees, ?If she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for you!?
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[ SFW ] - Got Bud?
[NSFW] - Dirty cam sluts.
[NSFW] - Damn she's hot.
[ SFW ] - Basketball FAIL.
[NSFW] - Facebook of sex.
[ SFW ] - Top 10 MMA cuts.
[ SFW ] - Drunk Guy VS Hill.
[ SFW ] - Apparently this is a dude.
[ SFW ] - Cool Lego candy machine.
[ SFW ] - WTF kind of kids show is this?
[ SFW ] - Choir boys sing a meow song?
[ SFW ] - Sexy Ghostbuster girl costume.
[ SFW ] - I don't get drunk, I get awesome.
[ SFW ] - Haha how is this even on Youtube?
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Ways To Make More Money.
[ SFW ] - Now this is how all Segways should look.
[ SFW ] - You're going to hell with me for laughing.
[ SFW ] - Chael Sonnen fails UFC 117 drug test. haha
[ SFW ] - Move around in a robot blasting the enemy!
[NSFW] - Keeley Hazell Sex Tape. Not that good though.
[ SFW ] - Twilight with Cheeseburgers would be better than the movie.
» early today!
posted on 09/17/10 by Opie
Clever trick by David Copperfield.
Close Call Compilation
He's getting after it!
Lift 'til you puke, bitch.
Not sure what happened here, but it ended bad.
He's peeing while walking.
How they score touchdowns in the CFL.
Anchorman caught without pants.
Holy diving accident Batman!
She's smoking hot.
She's hot as hell.
Jesus, is that an arm or a dick?
Best Buy is having a gift card lottery, get in on it.
Two midgets vacationing in Las Vegas pick up a couple of hookers and take them back to their hotel room for a little fun.
After a few cocktails and some dancing, the lights go out, but the night doesn?t go as planned.
The first midget not only can?t get a hard-on, but all night he has to listen to his buddy grunting?
?One, two, three, HUH! One, two, three, HUH!? over and over.
In the morning his pal asks him, ?So how was it last night??
?I can?t believe how much it sucked,? says the first midget. ?I couldn?t get hard all night. I?m so ashamed.?
The second midget answers,
?You think that?s bad? I couldn?t even get up on the bed.?
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[ SFW ] - Farting baby.
[NSFW] - Drunk GF tits.
[ SFW ] - Surfer Babe Ass.
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex.
[ SFW ] - A Real Life Popeye!
[ SFW ] - Pervert Gets Busted
[NSFW] - Spring Break Disaster.
[ SFW ] - Body found in a shark.
[ SFW ] - Cooking with Juggalos.
[ SFW ] - Pedobear on the news.
[ SFW ] - Chat with sexy cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Destroy the monster trucks!
[ SFW ] - Oprah gets trolled by 4chan.
[ SFW ] - McDonald's Batman Toy FAIL!
[ SFW ] - This game will make you think.
[ SFW ] - Halloween Costumes you'll want.
[ SFW ] - Damn, this dude can draw good.
[ SFW ] - You will laugh in the first 2 seconds.
[ SFW ] - The mouse games are too addictive.
[NSFW] - This is how women's MMA should be.
[ SFW ] - Kickass auction site that sells stuff for 90% off.
[ SFW ] - Shooter video games can improve decision making?