» I threw D's on this post
posted on 09/12/08 by Opie
Never Forget.. (Clicky for animation fun)
Cat Vs Printer
Didn't see that coming..
Lion Vs Boar.
So who pushed the "In case of Fire" button.
How is she able to throw that couch of a leg into the air?
These guys are smart.
FINISH HIM!.. MK gone gay!
Best ass on the web.
Several years before the Gulf War, a female journalist did a story on gender roles in Kuwait. She noted that there it was customary for women to walk 10 feet behind their husbands.
After the war, she returned to Kuwait and was pleased to observe that now the men walked 10 feet behind their wives. She approached a woman at the airport and asked, "What enabled Kuwaiti women to achieve this role reversal?"
The Kuwaiti woman replied, "Land mines."
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[NSFW] - Get laid.
[ SFW ] - Sexy Model.
[NSFW] - Teen lesbians.
[NSFW] - Escort service.
[ SFW ] - Very nice rack.
[ SFW ] - Holy Cross joint.
[NSFW] - I heart body paint.
[ SFW ] - Mosh wedding!!!!!
[ SFW ] - I hate church people.
[ SFW ] - White lingerie is sexy.
[ SFW ] - ASIAN rap battle.. haha
[ SFW ] - Sticky Note experiment.
[ SFW ] - Slow motion wet T-shirt.
[ SFW ] - Chuck Norris as a midget.
[ SFW ] - I want to see those boobs.
[ SFW ] - THESE GUYZ DANCE GOOD.
[ SFW ] - Mostly Drunk Chance Horny.
[ SFW ] - Very funny ASIAN heavy metal.
[ SFW ] - What the hell is this disco shit?
[ SFW ] - Very funny ASIAN heavy metal.
[ SFW ] - Dance right bitch or I'll slap you.
[ SFW ] - Good, one less idiot in the world.
[ SFW ] - All the Rocky movies in 5 seconds.
[ SFW ] - Another dolphin raping a human clip.
[ SFW ] - Great things to do with your laptop.
[ SFW ] - Norm Macdonald is a great Canadian.
[ SFW ] - Ron White looks like shit in this mug shot.
[ SFW ] - The worst Myspace Music Award goes to..
[NSFW] - 21 year old selling her virginity at the Cathouse.
» nigga pie
posted on 09/10/08 by Opie
A man passed out on the beach in Miami for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to the front of his legs above his knees.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?
The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.
This is funny as hell. (Animated)
We have a WINNA.
After you click, you may throw up.
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[NSFW] - Singles.
[ SFW ] - NOOOO.
[NSFW] - Euro sex.
[NSFW] - Porn pass.
[NSFW] - Hot OC girl.
[ SFW ] - Nice boobies.
[NSFW] - Mexican Babe.
[ SFW ] - Jesus is my friend.
[ SFW ] - Potato gun = pain.
[ SFW ] - Cheap funny shirts.
[NSFW] - They will strip for you.
[ SFW ] - The perfect girlfriend.
[ SFW ] - The Africa cam is back!
[ SFW ] - McCain & MILF in 2008
[ SFW ] - Tiger Woods putts a cube.
[NSFW] - Find someone new to fuck.
[ SFW ] - This dude is fucking weird.
[ SFW ] - Tree huggers are pussies.
[ SFW ] - Saddest Handjob in America.
[ SFW ] - Attempt to sell baby for drugs.
[ SFW ] - Cheat sheets for web designers.
[ SFW ] - Megan Fox transformed my penis.
[ SFW ] - He deserved to die for being so stupid.
[ SFW ] - The Most Alien-Looking Place on Earth.
[ SFW ] - 5 Things You Didn't Know About Breasts.
[NSFW] - Pirates 2 trailer.. Yes, the porn one haha.
[ SFW ] - It would be crazy if google could control it.
[ SFW ] - SNAPPING TURTLE?! I don't want to get bit!
» northwestern south side
posted on 09/08/08 by Opie
Nasty KO from the Liddell Vs Evans fight.
What the hell kind of slide is this?
McCain Barack Rolled.. (Would be more funny if it was real)
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course child. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"
Down the road, not across the street.
Terrorist look a like.
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[NSFW] - Porn sites.
[NSFW] - Super babes.
[ SFW ] - He sure is happy.
[NSFW] - XXX sex personals.
[ SFW ] - Need more cowbell!
[ SFW ] - Ladies, Lick My Face!
[ SFW ] - Pole dancers are hot.
[ SFW ] - She does a neat trick.
[NSFW] - A guide to sex. Hmmmm.
[ SFW ] - Ghostbusters III.. WAT?!
[NSFW] - Butt naked at the pool!
[ SFW ] - Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
[ SFW ] - So this is like The Notebook.
[NSFW] - A reason to love natural tits.
[ SFW ] - Haha look at this kid lipsync.
[ SFW ] - These people suck at singing.
[ SFW ] - 20 Most Amazing Coincidences.
[ SFW ] - How is this beast doing the splits?
[ SFW ] - So Britney is back to normal now?
[ SFW ] - Meth heads are excellent criminals.
[ SFW ] - She wants to be a part of your family.
[ SFW ] - German Bert and Ernie get high on drugs.
[ SFW ] - One in pink looks like a man... Am I right?
[ SFW ] - This is what happened before the the Indian show slap.
[NSFW] - There is something strange about this "amateur" porn clip.
» JEW POWER
posted on 09/05/08 by Opie
Shit hits the fan on an Indian Game Show.
This is hilarious.
Jump thingy Vs Fat ass.
How awesome is he?
Barack had two dads?
Jet boat / Submarine.
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
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[ SFW ] - Very nice.
[NSFW] - Sexy girls.
[ SFW ] - $10 T-shirts.
[NSFW] - Free cam girls.
[NSFW] - Sluts and Whores.
[ SFW ] - Fun cursor game.
[ SFW ] - Protector of boobs.
[ SFW ] - A weatherman fan?
[NSFW] - Naked at the beach.
[ SFW ] - You will laugh at this.
[NSFW] - What a one night stand?
[ SFW ] - Vida Guerra and her ass.
[NSFW] - I think I threw up a little.
[ SFW ] - Battleship was a fun game.
[ SFW ] - Sean Connery slaps women.
[NSFW] - Find New Fuck Buddy Tonight!
[NSFW] - Blonde Lesbians (Big tits too!)
[NSFW] - Monsters Ball sex scene. (Uncut)
[ SFW ] - She can iron my clothes any day.
[ SFW ] - So this is what the hood looks like.
[ SFW ] - A koala was sitting on a gum tree....
[ SFW ] - Change channels by waving your hand.
[NSFW] - Use your mouse to fuck her with a dildo.
[ SFW ] - That "I kissed a girl" chick has nice tits.
[ SFW ] - So this is what the ending of Earth will be like.
» tell me you love me
posted on 09/03/08 by Opie
W.O.W (More Hanna Hilton!)
A Jew's Wife tells him she wants 8 inches and for it to hurt.
So what does he do?
The clever Jew bangs her twice and throws her down the stairs.
Question: If X plus two is 5 and X divided by X is 20 and X multiplied by X plus 6 is 5748, what is X times the square root of 25 divided by the limit of 6?
Answer: Who cares. In the time it took for you to answer I raped your family. Twice.
It has begun.
Please kill me.
ROLLER COASTERS ARE FUN..
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[ SFW ] - iBand.
[NSFW] - Females.
[NSFW] - Free porn.
[ SFW ] - Supermodel.
[NSFW] - Sex on the web.
[ SFW ] - Keepin it Classy.
[NSFW] - Private cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Cool Titanic pics.
[NSFW] - Her tits = perfect.
[NSFW] - Naked blonde teen.
[NSFW] - Busty ASIAN titties.
[ SFW ] - The Giant Crocodile.
[ SFW ] - Now this is a cool GPS.
[ SFW ] - Body paint is awesome.
[ SFW ] - His girlfriend is his what?
[ SFW ] - Guns made out of paper.
[ SFW ] - Curtains. (Funny comic)
[ SFW ] - Kim Kardashian in a bikini.
[ SFW ] - What the hell is she doing?
[ SFW ] - Pee Wee talks about crack.
[ SFW ] - Never Cock Block a Kangaroo.
[ SFW ] - The Internet is full. (Of idiots)
[ SFW ] - Slow motion bullet destruction.
[ SFW ] - HEY, Google has a browers now.
[NSFW] - She gets banged by two dudes.
[NSFW] - Here are some super fun pics for you!
[ SFW ] - How dare her choose her own husbands.
[ SFW ] - Shameless product placements in movies.
[ SFW ] - 5 things you didn't know about Entourage.
[ SFW ] - We need that wrestler Papa Shango to carry this.
posted on 09/01/08 by Opie
This is freaking cool.
Pretty sure this is a re-post, but well worth it!
They are smart.
Q and A
Q. What's the only thing worse than 200 niggers moving into your town?
A. 200 pregnant niggers.
Q: What do you call a baby with a Black father and a Mexican mother
A: Baked Beans
Q: What's white on top and black on the bottom?
Q: What goes "Na-fa-fo-na-fa-fo-fo"?
A: A black dude trying to give you his number. 954-9544
Q. How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
A. Give the bitch a shovel.
Q. Why shouldn't women be allowed to have drivers licenses?
A. Because there is not a highway between the bedroom and the kitchen.
Don't run with forks.
Beckham got in trouble.
It is pretty.
A better Ronald.
What the fu..
This is true.
Who Doesn't Belong?
The best sneeze ever.
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[ SFW ] - Hot babe.
[ SFW ] - HurriCam!
[ SFW ] - Hot chicks.
[ SFW ] - Sexy celebs.
[ SFW ] - Funny shirts!
[ SFW ] - Street fighting.
[NSFW] - Hook up with sluts.
[ SFW ] - Some George Carlin.
[ SFW ] - They almost made it.
[ SFW ] - A nice relaxing game.
[ SFW ] - Best gas station ever.
[NSFW] - Chicks that like football.
[NSFW] - DMX says "Fuck" in court.
[ SFW ] - Two Male lions kills a Hyena.
[NSFW] - Nice rack needs to be shown.
[ SFW ] - She really microwaved a baby.
[ SFW ] - 11 month old weighs 61 pounds.
[ SFW ] - Corpse kept upright for 3-day wake.
[ SFW ] - New Max Payne trailer looks bad ass.
[ SFW ] - I would would to see this driver dead.
[ SFW ] - Damn, he almost landed that front flip.
[ SFW ] - Sex drive is going to to be a funny movie.
[ SFW ] - Zodiac Killer's Identity And Weapon Uncovered?
[ SFW ] - 20 of the World’s Weirdest Endangered Species.
[ SFW ] - 100,000 more females than males in Australia. I don't see a problem Bob.