» punk daddy pain
posted on 09/29/08 by Opie
Josh Groban is pretty damn talented.
That looked like all nuts.
Nasty bike crash.
Deaf Porn Star (NSFW)
A Wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!
Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.
"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!
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[ SFW ] - BBQ babe.
[NSFW] - Sex search.
[ SFW ] - HOVERCAT!
[NSFW] - Naked sites.
[NSFW] - Bathroom BJ.
[ SFW ] - Beautiful Model.
[ SFW ] - Coon Hunter, PA.
[ SFW ] - Skateboard game.
[ SFW ] - Playboy in braille.
[NSFW] - Sex in the hot tub.
[NSFW] - Fuck Buddies R' Us.
[ SFW ] - So he stole a foot?
[ SFW ] - We need more tittie.
[ SFW ] - Self defense for dorks.
[ SFW ] - Trampoline wall tricks.
[ SFW ] - Pretty funny chin singing.
[ SFW ] - I would slide right in that.
[ SFW ] - Google is holding a contest.
[ SFW ] - Simply put.. Nigga be crazy.
[ SFW ] - Greatest 2008 football catch.
[ SFW ] - Play the drums on your shirt!
[ SFW ] - Time for Halloween Costumes!
[ SFW ] - PETA has lost their fucking minds.
[ SFW ] - Oh my god. She had her ribs removed.
[ SFW ] - A stocked fridge will get you many women.
[ SFW ] - Teen plotted to kill mom for breast implants.
[ SFW ] - Hmmm I wonder if this Blox shit really works. (Stain blocker)
[ SFW ] - Stupid pastor, being a stupid pastor. (He has a comment thingy under vid)
posted on 09/26/08 by Opie
SFW Porn.. Funniest thing you'll see all day.
Religion is funny, here's proof.
Let's bury our blind cat.. ALIVE.
Watch out for those power lines.
Covering your floor with butter is a funny prank.
Chris the Crackhead... haha
I'm gonna marry that girl.
A man walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'
'I was wondering,' whispers the man, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'
'Yes,' she purrs, I am.
The man replies, 'Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.'
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[ SFW ] - Police fail.
[NSFW] - I love sluts.
[ SFW ] - Sexy Italian.
[NSFW] - Singles for you.
[ SFW ] - Star Trek Babe.
[ SFW ] - Come onnn tittie!
[NSFW] - I'd hit this, twice.
[ SFW ] - Zach Braff quotes.
[ SFW ] - Broken ribs are fun.
[NSFW] - Amateur Sex Tape.
[ SFW ] - The Urban Olympics.
[ SFW ] - Diora Baird is a hottie.
[ SFW ] - I can't tell what this is.
[ SFW ] - Very cool 3D animation.
[ SFW ] - That's a big booty shake.
[ SFW ] - Underwater "Wonderland".
[ SFW ] - Sexy Halloween Costumes.
[NSFW] - Girls for your weekend party.
[ SFW ] - Sports Disaster. (Bunch of pics)
[NSFW] - She's cute and riding a penis. YAY!
[ SFW ] - I might need to watch Gummo now.
[ SFW ] - Busted smoking weed.. I like how he's all calm.
[ SFW ] - What it's really like to have the largest penis.. haha
[ SFW ] - I know someone that's going to be gay in the future.
[ SFW ] - MAKE FUN OF ME! (The beginning was funny though)
[ SFW ] - Beware of Swedish sisters! These bitches are crazy and apparently Superheros.
posted on 09/24/08 by Opie
The Fine Art of Ruining Other People's Photos
There was 3 men on an island and they came across a genie that will grant them one wish each.
He asks the first man what he wants. The First man says. "I wish for a helicopter to get off this god forbidden island." So the genie grants the wish.
The second man says. "I wish for a bridge that goes to the other side, and will then vanish." So the genie grants the wish.
The third man thinks long and hard about his wish and he starts to get lonely.
He says… "God I wish those guys were back here."
Send yours here!
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[ SFW ] - Hot babe.
[NSFW] - Sex online.
[NSFW] - Nude teens.
[NSFW] - Get laid now.
[ SFW ] - English babe.
[NSFW] - Surprise facial.
[ SFW ] - One Man AC/DC.
[NSFW] - XXX cam whores.
[ SFW ] - Helloo Megan Fox.
[ SFW ] - Sexiest Celebrities.
[ SFW ] - What a great view.
[ SFW ] - 7 Fun Sex Positions.
[NSFW] - Flopping titties alert!
[NSFW] - I like comic books now.
[ SFW ] - No Country for McLuvin!
[ SFW ] - Elephant killed by a bus.
[NSFW] - Full screen porn. Seriously.
[ SFW ] - Hey guys Clay Aiken is gay.
[ SFW ] - It's a boat/motor home in one.
[ SFW ] - Ninjas are better than pirates.
[ SFW ] - Sexy Ghostbuster girl costume.
[ SFW ] - Add more cowbell to any song!
[ SFW ] - One of the best obituaries ever.
[ SFW ] - That was a big ass mountain lion.
[ SFW ] - What the Second Amendment is REALLY For.
[ SFW ] - PURPLE DRANK!? This faggot isn't even black.
[ SFW ] - They should've just shot down the tree huggers.
» buncha stuff
posted on 09/22/08 by Opie
How can someone live like this? (Several pics)
WHO TOOK THIS MAN'S PLANTS!?
This is very funny, just watch you faggot.
You know I had to add it.. haha
Didn't see that coming.
Oprah Vs 9000 penises
"I can't breathe" haha idiot.
This is how Cops was back in the day.
Dummy suicide prank.
That sure is a weird sound it's making.
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.
2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.
4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
5. Your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies:
"The President is screwing the Working Class,
While the Government is sound asleep.
The People are being ignored
And the Future is in deep shit!"
He must be mad.
That sure is a neat trick.
I'd be pissed to.
Wonder what he ate.
I'd like to marry her.
Who Doesn't Belong?
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[NSFW] - Sex sells.
[NSFW] - Naked pics.
[ SFW ] - Vida Guerra.
[ SFW ] - Holy nice ass.
[ SFW ] - Emo Soulja Boy.
[ SFW ] - Full body tattoo.
[ SFW ] - Gamestop Robber.
[ SFW ] - YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
[ SFW ] - Kittens are dumb too.
[ SFW ] - The Next Lebron James?
[NSFW] - I like tittie flopping too!
[ SFW ] - Russian Models are Hot!.
[ SFW ] - Why can't see be naked!?
[ SFW ] - Halloween is almost here!
[ SFW ] - Yep, this is fucking weird.
[ SFW ] - Getting Wasted Is My Job.
[ SFW ] - Hand Jobs and Knight Rider!
[NSFW] - Local girls wanting your dick.
[ SFW ] - Remove those hands woman!
[NSFW] - Hot blonde gets banged hard.
[ SFW ] - Haha.. ghetto ice cream truck.
[ SFW ] - What the fuck are they doing?
[ SFW ] - This is why I don't go to church.
[ SFW ] - Donkey Punch Trailer.. Seriously.
[ SFW ] - Well at least she's a honest whore.
[ SFW ] - Squirrel wont get off the baseball field.
[ SFW ] - Vietnamese street fight.. I was waiting for Rambo.
[ SFW ] - So if your Real doll cheats on your, you just murder it.
[ SFW ] - In case you haven't seen Sarah Palin's hacked email yet.
[ SFW ] - Owned by a brown recluse. (Obviously fake, but kinda funny)
posted on 09/19/08 by Opie
Richard and Sal (Stern) make out behind CNN LIVE.
Evil Kangaroo is funny as hell.
Will Ferrell answers some questions.
Cat sure is lazy.
I was hoping he would die.
This must be some excellent soap. (NSFW)
Clever Dog escapes.
Holy shit she's hot.
A white guy goes into a plastic surgeon and says, "I want to be a black man." The doctor replies, "Alright, but in order to turn you into a black man, I'm going to have to darken your skin by 70%, reduce your brain mass by 30%, and add 4 inches to your penis." The white guy eagerly agrees to this and goes in for the operation.
After the operation, the doctor says to the formerly white guy, "I'm so sorry... there was a mix up in your surgery notes. I ended up darkening your skin by only 30%, reducing your brain mass by 70%, and deducting 4 inches off your penis. Is there any way that you could ever forgive me?"
The former white guy replies, "Si Senor."
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[NSFW] - Dirty girl.
[NSFW] - Very nice.
[ SFW ] - The funny.
[NSFW] - Geek Porn.
[ SFW ] - Hot blonde.
[NSFW] - Escort service.
[ SFW ] - Holy football hit,
[ SFW ] - Hank Hill is funny.
[ SFW ] - Solar powered bra.
[ SFW ] - I think she's ASIAN.
[ SFW ] - Marilyn Monroe pics.
[NSFW] - GET ON YOUR KNEES!
[ SFW ] - Internet Porn and You.
[ SFW ] - Breast Milk? Fuck that.
[NSFW] - Fucking machine on Stern.
[ SFW ] - To the tall girl that farted.
[ SFW ] - Killer Halloween Costumes.
[ SFW ] - The new Facebook sucks.
[NSFW] - Latin babe with big boobies.
[NSFW] - Get a date for the weekend.
[ SFW ] - Blondes with boobs are great.
[ SFW ] - Well she isn't totally crazy I guess.
[ SFW ] - A guy took a pic a day for 17 years.
posted on 09/17/08 by Opie
In case you haven't seen NINJA CAT yet.
This is 100% real. I swear.
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his penis and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
My thoughts on these fucking Hurricanes.
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[NSFW] - Naked teens.
[ SFW ] - I'd still hit it.
[NSFW] - Sex sites 101.
[ SFW ] - Hurricane bear.
[NSFW] - Live sex shows.
[NSFW] - Free web cams.
[NSFW] - Nice perky rack.
[NSFW] - Underwater tits.
[ SFW ] - Cool bike stunts.
[NSFW] - Hook up with whores.
[ SFW ] - Wait for it at the end.
[ SFW ] - Cool flyer/shooter game.
[ SFW ] - Denise Milani is a hottie.
[ SFW ] - Costumes for Halloween.
[ SFW ] - Some more cool pictures.
[NSFW] - She belongs on her knees.
[ SFW ] - This kid is a bit fucked up.
[ SFW ] - Perfect For Football Season.
[ SFW ] - Maybe the coolest ant ever.
[ SFW ] - The bible in 5 minutes... Hmm.
[NSFW] - I would wear a mask with her too.
[ SFW ] - I'm still looking for Victoria's Secret.
[ SFW ] - Crazy bitch drowned her daughter.
[ SFW ] - The kid running into the glass part was funny.
[ SFW ] - "Don't try to get any money bro".. Fucking idiots.
[ SFW ] - Turn your iPod into a big screen. Not sure about this one.
» Quick joke
posted on 09/15/08 by Opie
There was this Mexican guy, Black guy, and Asian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss calls a meeting with them about today’s work. They were all pretty new, so they had to be assigned jobs.
He says to the Mexican guy, "You’re in charge of the cement."
He says to the Black guy, "You’re in charge of the dirt."
He says to the Asian guy, "You’re in charge of the supplies."
After delegating out all the responsibilies he says, "I’m gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you’re all fired." The boss was quite serious and had a reputation for being shrewd. They immediately get to work.
At the end of the day, the boss comes back and checks on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and says, "Nice work," to the Mexican guy. He looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Nice work," to the Black guy. He looks around and can’t find the Asian guy anywhere so he asks, "Where the heck is that Asian guy?"
All of a sudden, the Asian jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, "SUPPLIES!"