» Yay for the french fry-day
posted on 09/16/05 by Opie
Wonder what he did?
He hates midgets too? C.R rules.
Listen closely. I added something to this one.
A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter.
She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer", he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after
that there is no one else worth talking to,goes back to the man sitting at the
bar and says,
"That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window,
flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.
The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
building three times, and comes back in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to
the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window,
plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says,
"You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk!"
Smiling should be a crime for her.
- FFL -
- Hot Girl.
- Dildo fun.
- Nice Panties.
- I like her butt.
- Hot? I think so.
- I'd hit it... twice.
- Dead cats as fuel?
- Pentop computer?
- She has dark roots.
- Fun little war game.
- Nothing racist here.
- Celine Dion is an idiot.
- Crazy helicopter crash.
- Jessica Alba in a bikini.
- Never say nigger again.
- This kids head is unreal.
- Gorillaz hidden message.
- In case you didn't know...
- I used to mow crop circles.
- Name that Spectrum game.
- Porn rules! A true fan here.
- Tom Sizemore’s new porn site.
- 15 rock paper scissors signs.
- I think this Alien has cancer.
- Something is wrong with this girl.
- Look at this crazy watermelon art.
- Not to sure about that top review.
- Nice body and she's on the beach.
- These flying games are always fun.
- She just thinks she's getting banged.
- The Hilton phone hacker is going to jail.
- Music Videos that are so bad, they're good.
- Most likely the dumbest shit you'll see all day.
- What idiot actually mails a letter to God? (Santa-Ok.)
» I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING
posted on 09/14/05 by Opie
W.O.W = Christina Model girl
Note: I'll leave W.O.W up a little longer than usual because my dumb host has me on a little 10mb port for the wow server. (In dummy terms, why it's going slow)
Few more videos
You're going to laugh.
Try this on your friends.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines whether a patient should be institutionalized or not.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub with water, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the water out of the tub."
Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the
bucket since it is larger than the teacup or spoon."
"No," answered the Director.
"A normal person would pull out the stopper."
- FFL -
- Hot wife.
- 3D Worm.
- Pussy hunt.
- Lesbian fun.
- Scooter Sex
- Salma Hayek.
- Pie licking fun.
- Sports News Nimrod.
- Paris Hilton for Sale.
- Alina Thompson, naked.
- Wow, can we say hot?
- Ohhh, that had to hurt.
- Triumph and at Bon Jovi.
- Superman has a little dick.
- Probably donkey piss too.
- German goo girls. (Careful)
- Putting kids in cages is cool.
- Rubik's cub on the INTERNET.
- Super hot video of Adriana Lima
- What it the goddamn hell is this?
- Drunk woman trying to climb a gate.
- Like the Simon game, but with drums.
- There really is a town called "Fucking"
- Who would pay to see a Gay Cowboy movie?
- Spark plugs used for crackpipes... You crackheads.
- Apparently he didn't know that strippers ARE CRAZY.
- "I have sex with my little brother. He is 1 year old" - This has to be BS.
» Tsunami vs Katrina
posted on 09/12/05 by Opie
Another American Racist clip! (ASIAN time.)
Shit. I bet that hurt like hell.
So poor and so black? Racist.
She said jack-off.
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
Vacation is fun.
Wonder if that camel spits.
Queerfactor on NBC.
Shaq looks like a little baby.
- FFL -
- BJ's R us.
- Fart + fire.
- Love Juice.
- Meet Britney.
- Play blackjack.
- Oh my dear god.
- Only in Thailand.
- Hey look, it's porn.
- Batman is retarded.
- Another cam whore.
- Kate's Lesbian Love.
- Supersize me please.
- Find a date online. Dork.
- Uh oh. It's a hot blonde.
- That little girl uses Linux?
- She's a Playmate, so yeah.
- Weird Al interviews Eminem.
- Girls are such cam whores.
- Check out the tp for your..
- WOW. This sex toy is just sad.
- You guys like this stuff.. Right?
- Cruising downtown New Orleans.
- I wonder why she left his gay ass.
- Katrina and the Waves. How funny.
- This game will kill some time.. For sure.
- Anti-rape condom looks like a big ouch.
- Keep scrolling and you get some T & A.
- 800lb squat. (Big black guy named Ben)
- Anal Massaging? Just call it butt grabbing.
- That's nonsense. I invented the Internet.
- One of the hottest news anchor chicks I've seen.
- Mmm.. Can I get some fries with that skank. Wait..
- What ever happened to the original Power Rangers?
- Crazy fights and naked college bitches caught on tape. Watch the trailers!
» Boob and ass.
posted on 09/09/05 by Opie
How funny is this?
Note: Hurricane has caused Ups to be fucked and that means I've been working to goddamn long every night. (Reason for short post)
Wait a second, they're not ASIAN.
Can anyone spot the homosexual?
- FFL -
- Jack off.
- Dildo Girl.
- Hot Latina.
- Human Tivo.
- Adriana Lima.
- NIGGER TREAT!
- Watch the last two!
- Flaming piss is cool.
- Sexiest women alive?
- Pam Anderson sex clip.
- Extreme birth defects.
- Dogs in the hurricane.
- Whores on a boat.. Yay.
- Looks like she's painted.
- That Bill Clinton is crazy.
- Supermodel Gisele is single.
- Find a date on the Internet.
- Stabbing a 10-month old baby?
- Richard fucking simmons was from LA?
- Madonna deepthroating a bottle. Haha
- Damn, what happened to Lindsey Lohan?
- Guy tells Dick Cheney how he feels. (On live TV)
- If you ever wanted to be a giant spaghetti monster..
posted on 09/07/05 by Opie
Only had time for W.O.W today.
Edit: Looks like you fuckers are capping out the the 100mbps port. So be patient on the clip.
» I'm not racist. I own a color T.V.
posted on 09/05/05 by Opie
In case you haven't seen this..
Old plane crash.
Sex on a jet ski. (Bad quality though)
Q and A
Q: Where are they filming Water World 2?
A: New Orleans.
Q: What do all images from New Orleans have in common?
A: They're full of shit!
Q: What do Indians make for dinner?
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A: A Canoe will eventually tip.
P.S. I live in LA, so save it.
DAMN NIGGA! From an e-viewer too..
Looks like the nature channel.
He's so caring.
Gun and bike. Watch out!
You knew that one was coming.
What a coincidence.
Let me get that for you.
Don't laugh to hard now.
- FFL -
- Drunk girl.
- Cool movie.
- Looks tasty.
- Big ass titties.
- Haha, just listen.
- Sex on the couch.
- Shark vs. octopus.
- No joke necessary.
- Hillary Duff likes sex.
- Back to school guys.
- Tetris... Katrina style
- Read people's secrets.
- New 9/11 clip. I guess?
- Well, this is a new one.
- Hi Ashley, How you doin'.
- A new type of tank game.
- A bunch of fighting videos.
- Better move that car dude.
- Girls stripping in the clubs.
- Vida Guerra, need I say more?
- Paris Hilton spoof. Kind of dumb.
- Leilani Dowding, naked of course.
- More pictures of the racist yahoo.
- Need to measure that penis? haha
- Letter from Michael Moore to Bush.
- Check out this wrong number voicemail.
- Diamond studded bikini – Heidi Klum style.
- Mice can regrow their hearts. That's crazy.
- Cool places to study? How about my mouth.
- Naked kids and bibles? Great parenting dipshit.
- Both Men and Women have a chance with Angelina Jolie.
» Yay for Friday.
posted on 09/02/05 by Opie
First, the last two months archives will go up during this weekend. Sorry for the delay. Well, I'm really not.
This guy can shoot a gun.
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds.
I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.
I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and shout, "WHO'S HORNY?"...
"She acts like she is asleep every time."
His Mom has a sense of humor.
I shopped this one myself.
How funny is this?
I bet every basketball was "looted" too.
- FFL -
- Katrina Video.
- Lesbian gallery.
- Tara Reid’s titties.
- The stunt brothers.
- What a great name.
- Three-way sandwich.
- Friends forever. haha
- This is one cool doctor.
- Does this look infected?
- Beautiful News Reporter.
- Jordan Capri and friends.
- Nice Ass on Adriana Lima.
- Milk done that body good.
- Uh oh, looks like a scary one.
- Canada has the best beaver.
- Angelina naked in the bathroom.
- A shirt that will make a retard laugh.
- Girls in clubs are hot. I'm horny. Shit.
- Two holes are better than one, right?
- Arnold needs to hit the roids and gym.
- Highlight the Napolean Dynamite Game.
- A bunch of Hurricane Katrina pictures.
- I bet the person driving that van is fat.
- Call me a pussy, but I wouldn't ride this shit.
- Livejournal users are morons. Yes, I mean you.
- How many of you think your ASIAN tat says something else?