posted on 08/15/07 by Opie
Now that's banging in public.
Taking her clothes off.
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.
Man: "What are you doing here today?"
Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."
Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. A couple months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.
Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"
Woman: (shaking her head with mouth closed) "Unh unh."
- FFL -
- Top Gum.
- Nice rack.
- $10 Tees.
- Poll dance.
- Cover girls.
- GTA 4 trailer.
- 3 hot lesbians.
- Bear Skin Rug.
- Horny Nymphs.
- Condom dresses.
- Fun math game.
- Tight White Jeans.
- Offensive T-Shirts.
- This is a dude right?
- Find Hot Local Girls.
- Jessica Alba's Nipples.
- Free Video Downloads.
- Gang Bang on a beach.
- What in the hell is that.
- I love big tittied ASIANS.
- Wish she was my teacher.
- Only a Nigger would date her.
- How Mother Teresa really died.
- Big ass catfish or whale shark?
- God I love Jennifer Love Hewitt.
- Peter as Peterman.. In Spanish.
- The easiest way of making money.
- Midget baywatch / porno... hahaha
- Vick being sued for 63 billion.. HAHA
- Whore assfucked from behind + facial.
- Just posting this because I'm an asshole.
posted on 08/13/07 by Opie
Who does this remind you of?
Surfer dudes are funny.
Hell is going to be hot.
Retards being retards.
Make a real laser with a Mag-Lite.
Why tease us?
Just a bunch of babes.
This is a waste.
A college philosophy professor, who was known to be a bit of an eccentric, decided to have only one question on his final exam. The professor picked up his chair and set it down on top of his desk, and asked the class to write an essay proving that the chair did not exist.
After a few moments, one student stood up and handed in his essay.
The answer read, "What chair?"
DAMN NIGGA! (And a little gayness)
That is racists!
I hope I didn't ruin it.
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- Hot stuff.
- Temp Job.
- Walk it out!
- Vida Guerra.
- Sex Positions.
- N64 kid remix.
- Amateur hump.
- Very nice body.
- She's all elbows.
- Tickle the fat kid!
- Taken a car apart.
- This bitch is crazy.
- Hairy lady fetish?
- Nasty ankle break.
- Sluts from the 40s.
- Horny techno chick.
- I'd Hit That T-shirts
- Awesome keyboard.
- Dang.. people are off.
- That's a lot of paint balls.
- Webcam chicks are Evil.
- Drunk Party Girl carnage.
- I hope this pussy is fake.
- College Sorority Fuckfest.
- President Schwarzenegger
- 50 Cent 'will quit' if sales fail.
- Spider bite that is very nasty.
- I love watching shadows dance.
- I wonder if his package is latex.
- Hugh Hefner and The Girls Next Door
- Motorcycles made from watch parts.
- Me being a UPS driver, we make left turns.
- BURLY SPORTS: Three Cheers for America
- From that "So you think you can dance" show.
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posted on 08/10/07 by Opie
Funny scene from SuperBad. (Penis drawings)
Chocolate Rain re-mix
Chocolate Rain - Dear Sister!
The head kicks are hilarious.
Deer saved via helicopter.
This bitch can fart louder than a dude.
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
The student got an A.
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- Oh nasty.
- Hamada Inn
- Teen Tease
- 2,4,6 titties!
- Hot schoolgirl.
- Young lesbians.
- For Sex Addicts
- Beautiful Orgasm.
- Midget gangbang
- Kill The President!
- Transformers shirt.
- Drive-by shooting!
- Find A Fuck Buddy!
- Jessica Biel Dances
- Basketball cheerleaders.
- Old school porn is funny.
- Some good videos for ya.
- Webcam Teen Wrongness
- An easy way to earn cash.
- He laughs like a little bitch.
- Who would want this soap?
- $50 for a hooker? Sign me up.
- Something for you cat lovers.
- Nothing wrong with long titties.
- Hey at least they like G-UNIT!
- All kinds of stuff on Rokked TV.
- Teaser of the new Batman movie.
- Ghetto chicks fighting is always fun.
- That's My Daughter: Tight White Jeans
» What is today?..
posted on 08/08/07 by Opie
Middle East chicks have nice racks too.
A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forgot his watch. He searches for someone who could give him the time.
He sees a zoo keeper standing next to an elephant. "Excuse me, sir," says the young man "Do you know what time it is?"
The zoo keeper reaches under the elephant, grabs his balls and starts playing with them.
"Mmmmm, it is about 2:00," the zoo keeper responds.
The young man looks at him in awe, "How did you know that?" The zoo keeper looks back at the man, "I looked at the clock on the wall right behind you."
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- Party Girls.
- Huge dildo.
- Cancer slut.
- Karma Sutra.
- Horny whore!
- Lesbian Orgy.
- Teen T-shirts.
- Bear Skin Rug.
- Girls Gone Wild!
- Sexy Ashleigh.
- Nipple Vs Bottle.
- Hot Music Video.
- Get paid to Shop!
- Super Hot Blonde.
- This dude is crazy.
- Magic on the penis.
- Beverly Hills Cop IV?
- Oh this game is cool.
- Webcam Cutie Time.
- Megan Fox in a Bikini.
- Robots on Immigration
- Check out those pics.
- This is gay. (Seriously)
- Tiffany has great titties.
- Camgirl gives a dildo show.
- Black guy in the 50s dancing.
- Some videos worth watching.
- She's having fun with herself.
- She needs to shut up and take it.
- Kick ass T-shirts starting at $9.99!
- Worst bid ever on the Price is Right.
- Remove CD scratches with a banana.
- "Woman had pencil in head for 55 years"
» spell check
posted on 08/06/07 by Opie
Funny Skittles commercial.
I bet these dogs don't hump anymore.
American Beauty in 5 seconds.
Best fight scene ever.
I love how her friend laughed.
I guess she didn't listen.
I wish I could oil up Vida.
There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks. After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained.
"Yes, no problem!" So the minister welcomes them to the church. Then he asks the middle aged couple the same question
"Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" So the minister welcomes them to the church. Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from sex for two weeks.
"We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a can of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, LUST and PASSION overcame me!"
"I'm sorry," the minister says, "but you are both banned from this church!"
"That's okay," says the husband, "We were banned from the supermarket, too."
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- Skin flute.
- Phone Tag.
- No peeking!
- Perfect Ass.
- Rude T-shirts.
- Teen Heaven.
- Naked videos.
- Catherine Bell.
- Street Boobies
- Hot Curvy Babe.
- Tysons Top KOs.
- Celebrity Videos.
- How to make hash.
- Teen Breast-Tastic.
- Ultimate Humiliation.
- Check out this game.
- Get paid on your cell.
- Turquoise Panty Babe.
- Storm trooper fantasy.
- She's changing clothes.
- Let's all slap each other.
- Pet spider kills its owner.
- This kid is fucking stupid.
- Beautiful blonde banged.
- She kinda looks like Paris.
- Chick caught masturbating.
- He's singing to his girlfriend.
- Find Hot Local Chicks to Fuck.
- I would've called him a fag too.
- I want to get my hair did like him.
- What did they feed that penguin?
- Holy shit! Old school Nintendo games.
- Wonder how long they practiced this?
- Superficial Friends vs. The Governator.
- Apparently the Moose is a dumb animal.
- How to act if someone sticks a gun in your face.
» x = x
posted on 08/03/07 by Opie
Q and A
Q: What did the lion say after he ate the clown?
A: Hey... that tasted funny.
They wouldn't let him scratch his nuts.
Saw 4 teaser.
Abortions are fun!
He ended up walking away from this fall.
A midget beats him, then he goes crazy.
Dear Sister - 300
Catherine Zeta Jones topless? (Age 18)
I want to hug a lion!
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
They are saying this Intel ad is racist.
What a fun family.
Give this man some nickels!
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- Punk chicks.
- Some nudity.
- Sex Panther.
- Taliban orgy.
- Nude videos.
- Teasing babe.
- Perfect review.
- Hardcore Bingo.
- Dang, she's fine.
- Plastic fantastic.
- Wolverine trailer!
- Transformer Shoes!
- Crazy strip club sex.
- Ex-Girlfriend revenge.
- I Used To Drink A lot...
- James Connolly is funny.
- Hot babes by the water.
- Two girls in the bathtub.
- Ultimate Warrior is my hero.
- Having sex while standing up.
- Vanilla Ice made Ninja Turtles 2.
- Katherine Heigl Bra and Panties.
- Say bad words in 180 languages.
- Chocolate Rain - Simpsons Style.
- Superficial Friends vs. Tom Cruise
- Can Wimbledon Get Any Wussier?
- The Lost Nintendo Sex Ed. Tape.
- I guess another level of foot fetish.
- Two Thai bitches licking each other.
- Weightlifter knocks himself out cold.
- Anyone ever seen a Fat ASIAN EMO?
- Nice butt orgy. Cute girls, cute butts..
- 'Slip-N-Fall' Scam.. and she was BLACK!
- Carmen Electra gets down with ZZ Top.
- You ASIANS are nasty, well these two are anyway.
» pitty thy fool
posted on 08/01/07 by Opie
Award for "Most Random thing in Porn Clip"
These parties are always fun.
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.
"O.K. Do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife.
"No, no boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm not attached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman, "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black."
"Well," replies the girl, "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porn film. The lead man was black."
"Oh, I`m very sorry," says the midwife, "that`s really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."
"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see the co-star in the movie was this Swedish guy."
"Oh, I`m sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business either and I hate to pry further but your baby also has slanted eyes."
"Yes," continues the girl, "there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."
At this, the midwife again apologises, collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give the baby a slap on the butt.
The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Thank god for that!"
"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that she was going to bark."
- FFL -
- Sexy tits.
- Big Boobs!
- Nice asses.
- Poor Ferrari.
- Jamie be hot.
- Football babe.
- Nice stockings.
- I like her outfit.
- ASIAN girl in 69.
- Miss UK sex tape.
- I want to marry her.
- Real autopsy.. Yikes.
- I found a fuck buddy.
- Hot Volley Ball Babes.
- Miss Nopi 2007. (Hot)
- I counted eight titties.
- No officer I'm not drunk.
- Ramping a car off a cliff.
- FREE mobile homes!? Wut?
- Pretty large? Gurl you fat.
- Showing off new panties.
- Stupid girls on a webcam.
- Take your clothes off Kim.
- Good lawd at this red head!
- How is this site even legal?
- White girl with a great ass.
- Kids.. Don't play with guns.
- We need more Jenny McCarthy.
- Wanna win free Funny T-Shirts?
- This bitch is peeing on the streets.
- You can't help not to laugh at this kid.
- I think this is when Lindsay Lohan was "normal".