» I'm back.
posted on 08/15/05 by Opie
Yeah, Yeah.. I know I've been slacking on usual post dates but summer is almost over and the traffic will go back up etc.. etc.. But anyway - Here's your goddamn post:
Not sure what this is.
Bombs hidden in a car... then...
I got a boner. Anyone else?
There were these two antenna's sitting on the roof and one day the decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two hookers and take them to their separate hotel rooms. When they get to the room, the first dwarf strips down but no matter how hard he tries, he`s unable to get an erection. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO,THREE...UUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn`t get an erection." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that`s embarrassing? I couldn`t even get on the bed!"
Bet that hurt... ASIAN STYLE!
It's a mystery.
This is funny, I don't care who you are.
Oprah has cloned herself.
Duct tape is great.
That plane is crazy.
- FFL -
- Knee buster.
- She got busted.
- Rape is a hobby.
- Jessica Simpson.
- I'd pee in her butt.
- Prank call on QVC.
- Boxing knock-out videos.
- Lesbians having a picnic.
- Find a date in your state.
- "Niger" and "Intensify" Yay.
- A toilet you could eat off of.
- Ludacris Pussy Poppin video.
- Can crushing is kind of stupid.
- I think I need to rent this one.
- Yeah, I think he's a little crazy.
- A good game to keep you busy.
- This will offend you.. Don't look.
- Why is that ass on a dude. Gay.
- The Pussy snorkel.. Looks dumb.
- Have fun and type in dirty words.
- Man left his wife at a gas station.
- He think he's in Blade or something?
- Check out this new MTX subwoofer.
- Guy catapulted while horse racing.
- They should just have her put down.
- Hey.. Christina is looking white again.
- Well I know what ICP fans jack off to.
- If you want to lose weight.. Try AIDS.
- Google now has video.. No boobs though.
- See how far you can throw the chicken.
- Something else for black people to steal.
- Caught jacking off. The 2nd one is great.
- See how popular your stupid AIM name is.
- Teen ESCORT found dead. Who cares, really?
» Whack off Sunday?
posted on 08/10/05 by Opie
Yay for W.O.W
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Joke.. sort of.
This is the only joke worth posting today: (Remember the FFL link?)
"you bastard my parents saw all the granny porn now i have to go to counseling."
- FFL -
- Hot babe.
- Fart fetish.
- Samurai game.
- Paris Phone Sex.
- Oral Satisfaction.
- A Dodge General Lee.
- Look at those asses.
- Anyone live in Iowa?
- I think she needs a trim.
- Threesome action. Yay.
- Those crazy ASIAN cops.
- 50 Cent's Piggy Bank. (Video)
- Quite a few Family Guy clips.
- The coin trick was way better.
- The leader of the Nigers? haha
- Fuck riding the subway in Japan.
- Guy named Jack Ass is suing MTV.
- Stripping to DMX on a webcam. Ruff.
- Uh oh.. Another fetish gone retarded.
- I wonder if the maker is a crack head?
- People in New Zealand don't like Bush?
- "Latina Hotness" - girl in sexy photoshoot.
- Guys driving around screaming stuff at people.
- Celebrities in porn. Fake of course, but funny.
- Ashanti nipple slip. I have the sex tape too, but don't want to be "sued".
I'll most likely have a post for you Friday night/early Saturday, but no promises.
» Word of the day is: tittie
posted on 08/08/05 by Opie
Very cool stunt video.
Learn lighter tricks, well sort of.
George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."
George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One".
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!"
Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
That a tail?
Look dude, it has hair.
Made me laugh for some reason.
Target practice for black people
A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three rooms he could chose from in which to spend eternity.
The first room was full of flames so hot the man couldn't even breathe. He told the devil that there was no way he was choosing that room. So they moved on.
The next room they came to was full of people who were being beaten and tortured. It looked so painful the man could not watch. He told the devil he definitely didn't want that room, and they moved on.
The last room they came to was full of people who were just sitting around drinking coffee and relaxing. The only thing was that they were standing around in about two feet of poop. The man looked for a while and then told the devil this room would be all right.
The devil gestured for him to sit down and the man took a seat. He did, sipped his coffee and felt really pleased with his choice. After a few minutes, a voice came over the loudspeaker and said, "Break time is over! Back on your heads!"
- FFL -
- Play Simon!
- Wet T-shirts.
- Orgasm show.
- Nice little booty.
- Coffee art is neat.
- Find a date in Niger.
- Donkey punch shirt.
- Looks like a traffic jam.
- The most e-mailed pictures.
- Cool sand castle sculptures.
- State trooper taken hostage.
- Tyson may be going to porn.
- More girls and photoshop fun.
- This is what I have been doing.
- Dog condom RECALL. How funny.
- Saw 2 website plus teaser trailer.
- Look at the cool thing this jet did.
- Any Black Eye Peas fans out there?
- Little fat kid dancing like a.. queer.
- The real names of famous celebrities.
- Ah shit. May be no Chappelle's Show.
- Video of that lady hitting the diving board.
- This site rules, because it's real. Not really.
- CNN needs to stop with these, my side can't take it.
- Or just say you have Anal-glaucoma. (Can't see my ass coming into work)
Last month's archives are coming soon. Last week I was getting off late every week because the management was fucked beyond belief. Shouldn't happen this week though.
To advertisers: I'll get you all up tonight.
» It's too damn hot for penguins
posted on 08/05/05 by Opie
Another Story of Ricky clip.
ASIAN dance off?
Well, there was this blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. So, one evening she went home and memorized all the state capitals.
Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do I memorized all the state capitals."
One of the guys, of course, said "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?
"N", she answered.
What's wrong with this picture?
Didn't hurt at all.
Glares will get ya.
HEMAN SHEMALE HATERS CLUB.
- FFL -
- I'd hit it.
- Real Milf.
- Mega BJ.
- Hard nipples.
- Anal sex 101.
- Beautiful Girl.
- ASIAN bitch slap.
- Old Skool Skating.
- ASIANS are crazy.
- Haha.. what the...
- Come onnnnn tittie.
- The future of W.O.W.
- Face first in the ground.
- Another great headline.
- Jordan Capri at the pool.
- Asian sluts.. I mean slots.
- Family guy... puke scene.
- Nine dead babies found? Wow.
- Damn, this girl is weird looking.
- These two ladies are for you Butch.
- Bikes can't fit in cars. That's crazy.
- That'll learn ay not to play karate kid.
- Don't get caught looking at the boobs.
- Need to know something about the clit?
- Sin City, comic book to movie comparison.
- Melinda from Real World Austin... NAKED!
- This clip reminds me of American history X.
- One of my favorite dirty puppets shows ever.
- One of the funniest Southpark scenes ever.
- This cop was crying over ten fucking dollars?
- Well this girl is going to be a nut when she's older.
- Make the coolest paper airplane. That's right, the COOLEST.
posted on 08/03/05 by Opie
Just a little W.O.W today. (Subway girl)
» Yay, it's hot month.
posted on 08/01/05 by Opie
Fun on the road.
Dr. Phil can be an idiot.
Clip from the FX show "Over There".
White trash 101.
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Cop. Being a typical lawyer, he thinks he is smarter than the Cop so he decides to have some fun at the Cop’s expense.
Cop says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Cop says, "Exactly! License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Cop says, "The difference is the law says you have to come to a full and complete stop. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "I’ll make you a deal. If you can show me the legal difference between slowdown and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you can give me the ticket. If not you let me go and no ticket."
Cop says, "Certainly. Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the Cop takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer. All the while, the Cop kept saying...
"DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"
Show me IMAGES
Hey, nice lips.
Lots of wrecks on that road.
Is that a nut sack?
I guess the guy in the back is just a cavity.
- FFL -
- Bad Timing.
- Hot Blonde.
- College Girls.
- Skiing is fun!
- Slut Slapping.
- Heaven Or Hell?
- Baby back ribs.
- Her eye is sexy.
- Very cool illusion.
- She sure is bendy.
- How much is in a keg?
- Boy that sure is magic.
- What a fantastic song.
- Say no to women drivers.
- GTA makers getting sued.
- Jesus invented strip clubs.
- Date while surfing the web.
- Jesus.. Look at this walrus.
- Blind gamer will beat your ass.
- Good lawd!... I love real titties.
- I'll be waiting on the infomercial.
- Dumbass antagonizes a leopard.
- Charlize Theron / Marilyn Monroe
- BEHIND THE MUSIC THAT SUCKS.
- I need to go to a Britney concert.
- Online generators for all you dorks.
- New video of great B-ball shooting.
- Rockstar jumping on the bed game.
- "Lose up to 3 inches -- Guaranteed!"
- America doesn't like Michael Jackson.
- Tara Reid looks a little drunk and hot.
- Popcorn pocket pussy. My weiner wont fit.
- Tight jeans and stripping go well together.
- In my professional opinion.. Very good titties.
- There's always someone smarter than Bill Gates.
- Getting drunk and passing out is always a bad idea.
- Too bad these don't really work that much anymore.