» uh oh
posted on 07/13/07 by Opie
I'd shit myself too if I found a bird in my cereal.
Celebrity boobs. (A bunch of them!)
Clip from Simpson's movie.
That guy was strong enough to toss a bike at him.
I bet he feels dumb.
This is better if you mute it.
Acapella Mortal Kombat.
Hot stunt woman gets burned.
Gymnastics gone wrong.
Yes, that's fish.
A group of people died and went up to heaven, and they were greeted by god.
God said "If you control your wife stand at my right, and if your wife controls you, stand on my left".
All the man stood on gods left except one.
God walked up to him and said "What makes you think you need to be here?", So the man said "I dunno... my wife told me to stand here"
Couple of worthy images
Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you too."
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried.
I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
Today the Giants lost, but at least I got laid.
- FLL -
- Hot ass.
- 3 whores.
- Fuck buddy.
- Blonde hottie.
- Street soccer.
- Guys and dolls.
- Girls Gone Wild.
- Sexy schoolgirls.
- Number 5 ALIVE!
- Blonde bombshell.
- Ashley Richardson.
- Put one of these on.
- I wanna be a lesbian.
- Holy shit at the end.
- Chick named Fabiola.
- Leno interviews Paris.
- Watch this when high.
- All of these girls are hot.
- Mother gives kid ecstasy.
- Fucked up homemade porn.
- He got bit by a bat and died.
- He's not wearing a sumo suit.
- That is a lot of naked Mexicans.
- Baby mammoth found in Siberia.
- This guy trying to be like Borat?
- Snow White rubs her pussy raw.
- Like some Indiana Jones shit right?
- 40 Gigabits per second connection.
- Live Free or Die Hard deleted scene.
- Pit bull "rapes" 2 year old.. Sorry but haha
- Disappearing car door. Doesn't look safe, but it's cool.
» ta daaaa
posted on 07/11/07 by Opie
Apparently when I miss a post the shit hits the fan.... Fridays post will have extras.
She likes bikinis.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
The second kid replies, "Whoa, good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."
- FFL -
- Dirty girl.
- Reef girls.
- Long legs.
- Sexy time.
- Ass Parade.
- Doggy style.
- Hospital sex.
- Chick vs Chick.
- Huge chick fight.
- Awesome upskirt.
- Nerd-tastic chick.
- 8 babe sleepover.
- Fucked Up T-Shirts
- Sponge Bob is dirty.
- Hot Asian boxing girl.
- Sign up for free porn.
- Alisha is a hot pirate.
- Satan takes the stairs.
- Find the perfect pussy.
- I'd buy these jeans for a girl.
- You need to see these shirts.
- Photoshoot with Brooke Hogan.
- Jenny McCarthy grabs her boob.
- I like those spacewalk bounce things.
- China should be the last to censor a game.
- She has some fun licking and getting licked.
- What's left after a dude jumps off a tall building?
» well well
posted on 07/06/07 by Opie
No post Monday 7/9.. Watch the daily stuff or something..
Worst movie scenes.
RickRoll and 300. (The black dude is funny)
What the hell is this mother doing?
The great panda escape.
Bowling to the ceiling.
Don't sleep at a game.
Apparently the US can do whatever they want.
Summer fun. (Horrible music)
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.
Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."
Wonder how they'll get the truck out.
What is he doing.
When it's OK to say "OH SHIT!"
- FFL -
- Cam girls.
- Angie's hot.
- Sexy dance.
- Glass dildos.
- Blonde orgy.
- Burger & Tits.
- I love big titties.
- Helicopter crash.
- Teen bath cutie.
- Jessica Biel naked.
- Forced salad toss.
- 3-way cheerleaders.
- Some cool fireworks.
- FREE live sex shows.
- Swedish Snow Angel.
- Armless guitar player.
- Stick figures on crack.
- Play some fucking golf.
- ASIAN with a nice rack.
- The world's worst police.
- Her mouth is full of penis.
- Kwik-E-Mart and 7 eleven.
- Hello Kitty - Mortal Kombat
- Sex scene or Murder scene?
- I wouldn't mind being a bra.
- Hot Celebrity bikini pictures.
- She can do two things at once.
- I'd like to join her in the shower.
- Gadget to help you stop snoring.
- Her body is eating that bathing suit.
- ASIANS frighten me with stuff like this.
- Crazy iPhone lady (Watch the other parts on the right)
» Late on the porn!
posted on 07/04/07 by Opie
Not as much as usual, enjoy your day off jacking.
Q and A
Q: What do you call the Spice Girls breasts?
A: A spice rack.
Girl putting a bottle rocket in her ass.
A black man was riding his car in a residential area when suddenly one of his tires goes flat.
As he starts jacking up the car to replace the tire, another black man pulls over right in front of him and says:
"Ok, you continue working on the wheels and I'll get the radio."
- FFL -
- Kylie's ass.
- All Natural.
- Teen pussy.
- Girls fighting.
- BJ nightmare.
- Blonde pussy.
- Dancing gorilla.
- Cheating chick.
- Fun Poker Blog.
- Lesbian MILFS.
- Grab those tits.
- Boned in the gym.
- The Girls of Brazil.
- Find hot local girls.
- Female expressions.
- Both of them are hot.
- 70s Masturbation PSA.
- Anyone care for porn?
- Always the best Deals.
- The online Flea Market.
- Charlize Theron naked!
- This is pretty interesting.
- Damn she almost escaped.
- Cheerleader touches herself.
- This game will un-bore you.
- Nuclear artillery being tested.
- Scarlett Johansson has a nose ring.
» Bunch of shit today
posted on 07/02/07 by Opie
Ghost having problems. (Really funny)
Kid calls 911 for math help.
Chris Benoit death tape!
How to talk to your wife.
This lady was IOWNED.
Ran a red light, hit a bike.
That punch was nasty.
Chick takes a bath in a tub full of hotsauce.
(Girls, you'll like this)
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!
The woman chose to ignore her husbands comments.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
Chris Farley reincarnated?
Oh that FBI.
Yeah you gays.
What's he doing?
Anyone know what this is?
- FFL -
- Hooly shit.
- Rotten SOB.
- Girl loves girl.
- Mary riding it.
- Fire in the hole.
- Britney falls out.
- Sexy Wild Things.
- Wheelie backflip.
- Kid hardcore band.
- Adriana Lima Video.
- Skydiving close call.
- Two horny lesbians.
- Pampers and techno.
- World's hottest MILF.
- Playing in the hot tub.
- Michelle's rack is nice.
- Light graffiti is pretty.
- Ocean's 11-Year-Olds.
- This may entertain you.
- Lesbian liquorice Lovers.
- Check out these melons.
- What the fuck is he doing?
- Jason Biggs losing his mind.
- The Legend of Chuck Norris.
- Hannah strips for the troops.
- Adriana Lima TIM commercial.
- Meet hot girls looking for sex.
- Hot chick banged from behind.
- Plane rips of tail during landing.
- Salt water gas? Get outa town.
- Some of these tattoos are cool.
- Man thought a bird was a vampire.
- Money for nothing and your picks for free.
- Dude gets busted doing a hooker in the park.