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la la la posted on 07/30/07 by Opie



Don't get your ass kicked by cops. (Chris Rock show)



Awesome RC Helicopter skills.



He almost got killed via slam dunk.



Self KO.



Like a mini Cro Cop.



He's pretty funny.



Anyone else love strippers?

5 rules for men to follow in order to be happy

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

Images



Poor black guy.



Pretty bad when titties are on your back.





He lived!.. Just kidding.

- FFL -

- Thongs.
- Emily 18.
- Fuck me!
- Bangbus.
- Hot ASIAN.
- XXX videos.
- Sex addicts.
- Amazing ass.
- Anal plunger.
- Black models.
- Doing it solo.
- A weed bath?
- Cure for fear?
- Flopping titties.
- Midget zombies!
- Crazy elephants!
- Hilary Duff is buff.
- Turkish Star Wars.
- She wanted a taste.
- Awesome BMX rider.
- I'd let her Karate me.
- Diving face expressions.
- Keeley Hazell/Simpsons.
- Anonymous hacker group.
- Was she wearing panties?
- Pib and Pog: Daddy's Study.
- Thai teen fucked from behind.
- Black guy taking our womens.
- Awww.. Isn't her voice sweet.
- You might some boobs in here.
- Guns, strippers, fights and cash.
- Why would you get this tattoo?
- Does this make sense to anyone?
- They beat the shit out of each other.



shit posted on 07/27/07 by Opie

Sorry for lack of videos and FFL, my Internet died this morning.. Also some of the daily stuff is messed up - will fix tonight.



Deer Vs Bird.



Jail bait.



REAL Transformers.



Check out her head.



I'd like to work-out with her.

E-mail from: sailortethys@gmail.com

Good Evening.
My name is Miles <3
I was recently featured on your website as "The scariest Myspace page ever"
I'm not sure what your page is for exactly
But I think its crude humour and porn.
In any case, I appreciate being featured
as I use myspace as an outlet to get my current projects publicity
So thus the more people that view my page and friend request me
the happier I am and the more merchandise I sell

I however would like to ask you Why exactly do you think I'm scary?
I mean, I've not seen you before but I'm quite confident if you ran into me on the streets it would be me who should be alarmed as you know I'm a child of rather small proportions.

In any case
I've gotten numerous messages from your...Fans I guess you would call them?
They seem to find the idea that I should kill myself quite popular.
They've also got such favorites as that I'm worthless
That my parents should be killed
That I needed to be aborted, and several others.

Sir, I doubt I'll be able to reach you
And I'm not playing for sympathy as much as I am for us to have a mutual understanding.
I've never done anything wrong to you. or your porn loving fans.
And you should find it proper for me to have to wake up each morning to people telling me I need to go slash my own throat.
For this I think you should be ashamed.

I'm only 14 years old.
and as I choose to dress and act the way I do it is understandable that I should get some remarks
mostly from middle school aged boys, who don't know what to make of me.
I don't mind that.
As long as they don't touch me, they can say what they want.
But, as for you. I'm assuming you're an adult

As an adult I'm going to hold you to a higher standard.
Your mentality should have seperated from junior high school sometime around the same time your balls dropped
You should have gotten over picking on little kids and moved on to bigger and better things.
And as for your fans
who write me and say
"Entensity pwns you"
Um....No it doesn't.
It made me 700 dollars this week though.

Anyway.
I just wanted you to know
That I appreciate the publicity,
But I wish it was on a site that didn't suck
"Big busty blonde rides dildo hard"
LOL

The myspace page was this (Posted in FFL)

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DAMN NIGGA!



Ghostbusters.



Invisible skis



A fighter.



Hmmm.



I bet she was pissed.



He got canned.



We got a cutter!



Jews can't fight.



I knew it!



Watch out for the sack.



Not pleased to satisfied.



What doesn't belong?

- FFL -

- Hot girl.
- Adults only.
- Buy a shirt.
- Busty babe.
- Cop chase!
- Porn blooper.
- Cute blonde.
- Girls get it on.
- Martial Artsy.
- Luscious Luna.
- Swing of doom.
- Sexy biker chick.
- Beware of cotton.
- Victoria Beckham.
- Dear sister parody.
- Live vertical soccer.
- ASIAN doggie style.
- Check out these videos.
- Lohan pulls a Hasselhoff.
- Homer fills in for Jay Leno.
- Golden showers EXTREME.
- Slut flashing her nasty ass.
- Scarlett Johansson gets naked.
- Meet hot girls looking for sex.
- Don't buy flip-flops from Walmart!



hey you posted on 07/25/07 by Opie

Post for 7/27/07 will be up later today, fucking suddenlink is being gay, but at least my pda works..



W.O.W



Keeley Hazell has an awesome body.



Play ball!!!!!

Joke

A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping unclothed on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year old."

The husband replies, What did he say about your 55 year old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.

- FFL -

- I'd hit it.
- Filthy food.
- Kim be hot.
- Bad timing.
- Perfect Ass.
- Fuck buddy.
- Perfect Ass.
- Funny shirts.
- Awesome tits.
- Dirty hot sex.
- Very nice rack.
- Well helloooooo.
- Beautiful Faces.
- Slutty red head.
- I heart strippers.
- Russian hobo sex.
- Sexy sleeper hold.
- Hot girlfriend strips.
- Nude in the woods.
- Supermodel videos.
- Scarlett Johansson.
- Dick sucking contest.
- Hottie getting banged.
- Yay for this brave dog.
- Watch some sexy clips.
- Banned Dodge Nitro ad.
- Stupid kids stealing shit.
- Fear the gay chicken!!!!
- Anti Marijuana Ad Spoof.
- Some fun ways to open a beer.
- Homer Simpson Vs Peter Griffin.
- Like a Starbucks and Strip club.
- Listen to some TV theme songs.
- Who doesn't like amateur porn?
- Great way to score. (In baseball)
- How you write can mean something.
- The models from Prague Paradise City.
- Uk girls beat the shit out of each other.
- I should write "FREE CANDY" on the UPS truck.



lawl! lol! lmao! lmfao!.. shit. posted on 07/23/07 by Opie



Invisible rope prank.



Some of the best magic I've seen.



Jailhouse Thriller.



Interview with the "I like turtles kid"



The original version of the collar bomb guy.



WEEE!! WATER!



What was he thinking?



Accident at the gym.. haha



May be a re-post?



Good LAWD!

Joke

Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died.

As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said, "You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly."

St. Peter looked at Dave and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge."

Next St. Peter looked at John and said, "You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota station wagon."

St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari."

A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam's Ferrari and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying.

"What's wrong, Sam?" they asked. "You got the Ferrari! You are set forever! Why so down?"

Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried, "I just saw my wife go by on a skate board."

- FFL -

- Porn.
- Holy shit.
- BJ heaven.
- Bitch Fight.
- Strong lady.
- Three chicks.
- Cute cheeks.
- Fucking Nazis.
- Spelling Bee..?
- ASIAN models.
- Vibrator chick.
- Perfect breasts.
- Funny T-Shirts.
- Aniston exposed.
- Four Card Studs.
- Bang local chicks.
- Pussy juice prank.
- Beckham's sex tape.
- Everyone wants one!
- Set your friend on fire.
- Marilyn Manson rules.
- Will the iPhone blend?
- FBI is listening to you.
- Terminator-Kamasutra.
- Miss Universe costumes.
- Dorm room disturbance.
- Like a cool music video.
- It's girls making out time!
- The sexy.. Izabel Goulart.
- Two hotties getting banged.
- Aunt Jemima gets ass fucked.
- All-Natural breast enlargement.
- Too bad comments are disabled.
- Idiot on French version of Millionaire.
- Maybe the scariest Myspace page ever.
- 10,000 B.C. looks like an awesome movie.



I rule posted on 07/20/07 by Opie

Quick joke

A Jewish man and his wife goes to a store and the wife wants to buy a German oven.
The man says "no way!" but the wife insists on getting the oven.
"Give me one reason why not!", she says.
"One?! One?!", The man replies "There are SIX MILLION REASONS!"

Before we get to the videos and stuff:



HARRY POTTER SPOLIERS!!! (Don't click unless you want to see)



911 calls on Leno. (Bunch of them)



Captain America.. FUCK YEAH!



Guy loses it during a dating interview.



This gas is awesome and Jay takes a breath of it.



The Hand-job Protest song.



Glad she isn't shy.



Dumb blonde.



Awesome chick fight.



Kelly Clarkson has gone hardcore.



Kite surfer.



Naked chick scores!

Joke

Two blondes walk into a bar. Sally and Nicky. They each order a drink, and sit down at a table.

They raise a toast, and start cheering, "51 days! 51 days!" After a few minutes, another blonde walks in, Beth, and joins the first two.

They again cheer, "51 days! 51 days!" A few minutes later, a 4th blonde, Melissa, walks in carrying a what looks like a cardboard picture.

She joins the other 3 girls, and toasts as well, "51 days! 51 days!"

The bartender, who's extremely curious, wants to find out. He walks up to the girls and asks what the cheering is all about.

Sally holds up the cardboard picture, which turns out to be a 12 piece puzzle of the Cookie Monster, and says "Everyone says blondes are dumb.

Well we proved them wrong! This puzzle says 2-4 years on the box, and we finished it in 51 days!"

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DAMN NIGGA!



That's messed up.



I bet there were some angry black folks.



Uh oh.



MINE!!!



Male birth control?



If you laughed like me, see you in hell.



I want a smurf for a day.

- FFL -

- Lobster.
- Nice BJ.
- Super fuck.
- Booty calls.
- Is this a girl?
- Hot T-shirts!
- Sexy shower.
- Drunk ass girls.
- Elisha Cuthbert.
- Deformed cats!
- Hey, nice rack.
- Beautiful Model.
- Devil Liz Hurley.
- Horny housewife.
- Some hot models.
- Heavenly hooters.
- Transformers Babe.
- Bangin' cheerleader.
- This kid is retarded.
- Simpsonize yourself.
- Stunts.. or crashes?
- Sweet Sasha's titties.
- Homemade POV anal.
- On stage masturbation.
- Gangster fight! (MadTV)
- Some hot videos for ya.
- The iPhone is a piece of shit.
- Legends of the hidden G-spot.
- Blonde taking care of business.
- This white kid can play some football.
- I love this guy, he needs to put a CD out.
- I didn't pay much attention to what they are singing..



i hate porn.. not really posted on 07/18/07 by Opie



W.O.W



Man juice can travel through the nose.



This chick is hot.

Joke

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."

Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth."

His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth."

The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your real father a big hug."

- FFL -

- Big boobs.
- Bear fight!
- A long day..
- Super fuck.
- Perfect tits.
- $10,000 tip.
- Girls kissing.
- Doggy style.
- Get a T-shirt!
- Holy tapeworm!
- Retard sex orgy.
- Lingerie Lesbians.
- Slut rides in good.
- Hot Colombian girl.
- She sure is oiled up.
- Sexy babe in a bikini.
- Punk chicks make out.
- Chest to chest action.
- I'd like to see her naked.
- Harry potter book disguises.
- Caught having sex in a store.
- I never get tired of this video.
- Guy shoots burglar during 911 call.
- The only reason to watch Showgirls.
- How about some Christina Aguilera pics.
- This game will give ya something to do.
- King Leonidas is a Smackdown Superstar?



westside posted on 07/16/07 by Opie



Remember "Dramatic Chipmunk"? By yours truly.



I think I'll start smoking weed now.



I'd buy a car from him.



Hammer to the head.



Jennifer Love Hewitt's boobs.



Nothing needed.



Child abuse caught on tape.



Why you don't jump lose dirt.



It's a TRAP!



Tetris via building lights.



Stabbed with a javelin.



Urban action figure knocked out.

Joke

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making Love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset.

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce!

And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."

The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

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Damn Nigga!



Myspace can be misleading.



He's probably gay..



Don't mess with firemen.



Oh dead god..

- FFL -

- Real sex.
- Drunk slut.
- Bendy babe.
- Booty shorts.
- Ferrari Vs Kia.
- Hitman trailer.
- Hottie heaven.
- Funny t-shirts!
- Naughty MILFs!
- Carmen get me.
- Hot cheerleader.
- Naked celebrities.
- Cool drums video.
- Sexy weathergirl.
- A beaver case mod.
- Bull owned them all.
- Fun basketball game.
- This is just really cool.
- Family Guy 300 trailer.
- Harry Potter sex tape.
- 18 year old school girl.
- Passed out & got anal.
- Is that a Britney tittie?
- Ass 2 mouth gets shitty.
- It's girls-making-out time!
- Calvin Klein underwear girl.
- This is the best song ever.
- Damn those titties are nice.
- Wow, this cop is a dumbass.
- HBO Voyeur better show titties.
- This dog has muscles like the Hulk!
- This robber was clearly homosexual.
- The tallest man meets the shortest.
- This kid may have downs or something.
- 新白娘子传奇 - I couldn't type an ASIAN triangle.
- Haha like that guy on My Name is Earl, right?


 

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