» yee haw
posted on 06/30/10 by Opie
Little Red Riding Hood Porn? ha
At least she has a nice rack.
Just watch hahaha.
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly,
"My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and
I credit that approach for my obvious success."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Little Jenny was next:
"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that
magazines would keep them up on current events."
"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath ....
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of
cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"
"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample."
They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!" Then I would say, ?It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"
"I used the governmental approach of giving you something shitty for free, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth."
That was close.
Funny as hell Lost Cat posters.
Baby juggalo funeral!
What really should have happened.
Y U MAD!?
Can you see him?
Tiger is a funny guy.
So that's where they came from.
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[NSFW] - Cam girls.
[NSFW] - Teen sex!
[NSFW] - Teens in HD
[NSFW] - Girls Go Wild.
[ SFW ] - Sexy dance.
[NSFW] - Meet sexy girls.
[ SFW ] - Cool bike crash.
[ SFW ] - Now this is talent.
[ SFW ] - Cat Weightlifting.
[ SFW ] - How Much For A BJ?
[ SFW ] - This is weird but cool.
[ SFW ] - She could kick your ass.
[ SFW ] - The best T-shirts ever.
[ SFW ] - iPhone4 vs HTC Evo.. haha
[ SFW ] - Find out if you're a sex god.
[ SFW ] - Prank calls on a religious show.
[ SFW ] - Weekend Forecast Horny shirt.
[NSFW] - Shy Girlfriend fucked on webcam.
[ SFW ] - Try to escape the demonic prison!
[ SFW ] - Games, vids, and a chance to win $25
[ SFW ] - Republicans Say The Darnedest Things.
» Damn it Fedor
posted on 06/28/10 by Opie
Fedor Emelianenko Vs Fabricio Werdum. Wow.
Awesome Highlights of some of Fedor's fights.
Dog climbing a tree!
"I'm going to pretend I'm Spiderman"
Watch out for that bird!
So this is what a mortician does.
Dildos can cause damage.
If you love HUGE Tits..
A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, ' How many people here believe in ghosts ? '
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost ?
About 40 students raise their hands.
That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost ?
About 15 students raise their hand.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost ?
Three students raise their hands.
That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost ?
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says ' Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience. '
The Middle Eastern Muslim student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, ' So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost ? '
Ahmed replied, " Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats. "
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[ SFW ] - WTF is this?
[NSFW] - EX-GF naked!
[ SFW ] - Horny Teens.
[ SFW ] - Kayne West Is Gay.
[ SFW ] - Turn into a zombie.
[ SFW ] - He's fast. (Football)
[NSFW] - Get a booty buddy.
[ SFW ] - Fail at Leaf Blowing.
[ SFW ] - BATMAN GOLD CART!
[ SFW ] - Little Fockers Trailer.
[ SFW ] - Best eBay listing ever.
[ SFW ] - The Green Hornet Trailer.
[ SFW ] - Test your balancing skills.
[ SFW ] - Find out when you will die!
[ SFW ] - I bought a couple of these.
[NSFW] - The great sexual outdoors.
[NSFW] - Chat with Hot and sexy girls.
[ SFW ] - New underwear World Record.
[ SFW ] - Pamela Anderson alarm clock.
[NSFW] - Real amateur footage of college cum dumpsters.
[NSFW] - Normal people paid to get naked and fuck - $1 trial.
» just some videos
posted on 06/25/10 by Opie
Don't use a Vuvuzela around your dog.
Don't honk at this dog.
CATS WITH LASER EYES!
"You ain't got no pancake mix!!!!!!"
Watch out for that dead..
This will make you miss the Macarena.
WoW Freakout Kid's Gymnastics Freakout.. haha
Let's pee on the drunk guy and stick stuff up his ass!
posted on 06/23/10 by Opie
WTF is that in her butt?
Angry guy posts his GF nudes for revenge
I miss Springer.
The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried.
Raise your hand if you like this.
Gonna get raped.
He said he got a F.
15 Things to know about Weed.
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[NSFW] - Insane tits.
[NSFW] - Meet sexy girls.
[NSFW] - DVD quality porn.
[ SFW ] - Fun With Females.
[ SFW ] - Star Trek Tik Tok.
[NSFW] - Changing Room BJ.
[ SFW ] - Banned iPad Promo.
[ SFW ] - Pube mustache prank.
[ SFW ] - I'd play golf with them.
[ SFW ] - Another baby dancing.
[NSFW] - Hottie is a Santa outfit.
[ SFW ] - Lesnar vs Carwin Teaser.
[ SFW ] - Helicopter saw. Awesome.
[ SFW ] - Keep the turtle alive. (Game)
[ SFW ] - The best invention since beer.
[ SFW ] - Oil in the Gulf, two months later.
[ SFW ] - Holy shit! A two handed sword!!!!
[ SFW ] - Best Shirt Ever! $5 code "ENTENSIT"
[ SFW ] - MJ has made 1 billion since his death.
[ SFW ] - Mutiplayer mouse game. It's addicting.
[ SFW ] - Dude gets fucked up and Knocked Out!
[NSFW] - Teens get 10 grand to make porn (FOOTAGE)
[ SFW ] - Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
» later that day..
posted on 06/21/10 by Opie
Invictus With Vuvuzela Horns.. haha
Cops shoot a dog.. Yep.
Guy barely avoids getting hit by car.
Why soccer is gay.
Mud wrestling or something ASIAN related.
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I will open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He will then open his mouth and I will remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.".
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try".
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle".
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[NSFW] - Sex video.
[NSFW] - Teen sex!
[ SFW ] - WOW Babes.
[NSFW] - Hot cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Floor Fucking.
[NSFW] - BJ in the woods.
[NSFW] - Facebook of porn.
[NSFW] - Amateur sex tape.
[ SFW ] - Best goal save ever.
[ SFW ] - These t-shirts kick ass.
[NSFW] - Pornstar breaks his cock.
[ SFW ] - White Women?s Workout.
[ SFW ] - Blow up cities in this game..
[ SFW ] - Top 10: 2010 Party Pool Gear.
[ SFW ] - Hey There Keanu. (Funny shit)
[ SFW ] - Toy Story / The Wire Mash-Up.
[ SFW ] - 30 minute fan made Batman film.
[NSFW] - Ex Girl Friend nudes - Epic Revenge.
[ SFW ] - Chuck Norris Destroyed the Periodic Table.
[ SFW ] - Oh those drunk ass cops shooting off guns.
[ SFW ] - Doctor invents female condoms with 'teeth' to fight rape.
» post its
posted on 06/18/10 by Opie
Don't mess with a mother deer. (Starts off cute)
Jackie Chan hates Karate Kids!
Duck dances after getting bread.
Man VS Shark
Cop punches teen girl in face
Leopard fucks up hunter.
Smurf movie teaser!
Nasty crash aftermath.
Hot Blow J.
The best user submitted ex girlfriend porno online!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.
They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.
So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: April 27, 2009
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in.
I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!
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[NSFW] - Hot chick.
[NSFW] - Teen anal.
[NSFW] - Hot Teens.
[ SFW ] - Moaning Lisa.
[ SFW ] - Quicksand game.
[ SFW ] - $6.99 funny shirts.
[NSFW] - Get laid this weekend.
[NSFW] - World's smallest penis?
[ SFW ] - Megan Fox gets Horny.
[ SFW ] - 20 awesome animal battles.
[ SFW ] - Hyper-realistic Combat training.
[ SFW ] - Very cool performance. (ASIANS)
[ SFW ] - 12 Worst Movie Accents of All Time.
[ SFW ] - NAACP calls Hallmark graduation card racist.
[ SFW ] - Lunatic Sets Herself And Ex-Boyfriend On Fire
[NSFW] - Lone guy fucks every last girl in his yoga class.
[ SFW ] - Browse sites as if your at the 2010 world cup!
[ SFW ] - Vince from Shamwow is back with Eminem's new album!
[NSFW] - Hot Girls Near Your City Looking for Sex. Join Free Today.
[ SFW ] - S. African Man Killed by Wife and Kids for Trying to Watch World Cup.
» well yeah
posted on 06/16/10 by Opie
These are just silly.
Jersey Shore reject handles a facial like a pro
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. He notices a monkey in a cage behind the bar and asks about it.
"You don't want to know," answers the bartender.
A few beers later, the guy says, "Come on, I gotta know what the deal is with the monkey."
"OK, I'll show you," says the bartender. He then takes the animal out of the cage and whacks it on the head with a bat. The monkey pulls down the bartender's pants and starts giving him a blow job. He looks at the guy and says, "You want to try it?"
"Hell, yeah," says the guy. "But don't hit me that hard."
BLACK UP HAS ARRIVED!
Don't fuck with Neo.
Bad ass cop.
Does this surprise anyone?
Oh that Pedobear!
I need a flaming penis!
GO SIT ON THE FUCKING NEST!
It's better with family.
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[ SFW ] - Nice rack.
[NSFW] - Teen booty.
[NSFW] - Tight pussy.
[NSFW] - Car "Jacking".
[NSFW] - Amateur porn.
[ SFW ] - Mega Breasts
[ SFW ] - Stop the Aliens!
[NSFW] - Want to get laid?
[ SFW ] - 20 story fall.. On fire!
[NSFW] - Girls naked on webcams!
[ SFW ] - She made the right choice.
[ SFW ] - Care Bears: Back In Action.
[ SFW ] - Scientist Explains Juggalos.
[ SFW ] - Cool Oil spill clean up powder.
[NSFW] - The Pedo Bear is now in porn.
[ SFW ] - An actual SFW nude calendar.
[ SFW ] - Cat slaps the shit out of kitten.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Samuel L. Jackson Speeches
[ SFW ] - Call of Duty Black Ops Official Gameplay.
[ SFW ] - Girls with body paint playing soccer.(Pics)
[ SFW ] - Hangover Baby shirt $5 OFF Code "ENTENSIT"
[ SFW ] - US man went on solo mission to kill bin Laden
[NSFW] - Teens get 10 grand to make porn (FOOTAGE).
[ SFW ] - "Touchdown Jesus" Statue Destroyed by Lightning