posted on 06/15/09 by Opie
FYI: Reason for post being later some days is that I have to do Physical Therapy for my knees.
That is all.
The best Mentos commercial ever.
Three people get hit.. hard haha. I should not have laughed.
These guys have talent.
Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions!
Reporter makes kid cry.
Another invisible rope prank. (Click full screen button)
Teaching a wolf pup to howl.
Watch out for that sign.
A man walks into his job and tells his best friend, man I'm constipated as hell I think I'm gonna have to go to the hospital.
His friend says ain't that something you can take of over the counter like with some pepto or malox?
He says no man it's to bad! So he goes to the hospital and the doctor says man your full of shit, I'm gonna have to give you a suppository!
The man says what's that? The doctor says it's these pellets I have to stick up your ass. So the man says do what you gotta do doc!
So he has the man bend over the table and he shoves the suppository up his ass. The man screams Oh! Shit!
The doctor says take the rest of these and have your wife give them to you. So the man gets home and says, baby I need you to give me these suppositories. I'll bend over and you stick one up my ass.
So he bends over and she puts one hand on his shoulder and shoves it up his ass. He screams Oh! Shit! His wife says baby are you OK? He says, I just remembered the doctor had both hands on my shoulders!!!!!
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[NSFW] - Sex party.
[NSFW] - Hot babes.
[ SFW ] - The Sims 3.
[ SFW ] - Squirrel ADD.
[NSFW] - Hot schoolgirl.
[ SFW ] - Stripper fight!
[ SFW ] - Boob grabbing.
[ SFW ] - I want this rug.
[ SFW ] - Come onn tittie!
[NSFW] - Some crazy sex.
[ SFW ] - Escalator Prank.
[??????] - MYSTERY LINK!!!!
[ SFW ] - Nice driving asshole.
[ SFW ] - She looks like a doll.
[NSFW] - I love girls that strip.
[NSFW] - Homemade sex tape.
[NSFW] - DVD quality porn vids.
[ SFW ] - Now this is wrestling.
[ SFW ] - Interview trainwrecks.
[NSFW] - Sluts of the Interwebs.
[ SFW ] - Hathaway and Johanson.
[ SFW ] - Disney's Oceans looks good.
[NSFW] - She's on top and doing great.
[ SFW ] - Another fun motocross game.
[ SFW ] - Apparently he dropped the ball.
[NSFW] - Rich Franklin Vs. Wanderlei Silva.
[ SFW ] - Now you can wipe your ass better.
[ SFW ] - Adam Lambert says he's gay.. No shit.
[ SFW ] - Simona Halep should not get a breast reduction.
[ SFW ] - This is what your girl's tits will look like after surgery.
[ SFW ] - T.I. Dead & Gone PARODY "I Don't Like White People"
[ SFW ] - The Legend Of Zelda and black people dancing. Hmm.
[ SFW ] - The Owen Hart death story. (In case you didn't know the details)
» penis sandwich
posted on 06/12/09 by Opie
Mel Gibson's new movie!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Kimmel)
Obama writes an excuse note for a girl.
Fox News sucks ass.. haha
Let's eat dog. VERY GRAPHIC!
He can't headbutt correctly.
A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.
"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer.
Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie..."
"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"
Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road....."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie".
Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded.
"Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side.
I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning.
I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said, "How are you feeling?"
"Now what the hell would you say?"
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[NSFW] - Naked ladies.
[NSFW] - She's naked!
[NSFW] - Hot cam girl.
[NSFW] - Very nice ass.
[ SFW ] - Victoria Secrets.
[NSFW] - Hidden cam sex.
[ SFW ] - Time killing game.
[??????] - MYSTERY LINK!!!!
[NSFW] - TITANIC boobs milked.
[ SFW ] - Sad cat taking a bath.
[ SFW ] - Bullfighting on a horse!
[ SFW ] - Holy shit! A real ghost?
[NSFW] - Whores of the Internet.
[ SFW ] - Get pumped for UFC 99.
[NSFW] - The Hottest MILF Alive.
[ SFW ] - Blue Angels are bad ass.
[ SFW ] - Celebrity boob grabbing!
[NSFW] - Paintball gun to the balls.
[ SFW ] - Is this a real commercial?
[ SFW ] - Real Life Final Destination.
[NSFW] - He gets to bang two sluts.
[ SFW ] - Susan Boyle is also a ninja.
[ SFW ] - Its hot out get one of these!
[NSFW] - Young teen getting pounded.
[ SFW ] - A ninja tried to save the day.
[ SFW ] - I should help her with sun screen.
[ SFW ] - Let's hit the parents with baseballs.
[ SFW ] - I hope this tall fuck gets raped in jail.
[ SFW ] - Buy your own Fully Functional R2-D2!
[ SFW ] - Machete may be the best movie EVER.
[ SFW ] - The Final Destination trailer In 3D (Not the trailer dumbass)
» Butterfly in the sky...
posted on 06/10/09 by Opie
Midget, Pacifier, Girl with nice rack = ?
LET'S PEE PEE ON FAT GIRLS!
Britney Spears Topless
A Jewish boy walks up to his father and asks him for five dollars. His father replies, "four dollars? what do you need three dollars for?"
Michael J Fox walks into an ice cream store, asks for an ice cream.
Dude says "Sure, what flavour?"
Michael J Fox tells him "It doesn't matter, I'm just going to fucking drop it anyway".
Because of Parkinson's.
Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm. Wife is in bed.
Man: Hey honey, I'd like to introduce you to the pig I've been fucking.
Wife: That's not a pig, that's a sheep.
Man: I wasn't talking to you.
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[NSFW] - Naked ladies.
[NSFW] - Nice perky tits.
[NSFW] - Facebook sluts.
[NSFW] - Star Wars Porn.
[ SFW ] - He likes unicorn.
[ SFW ] - Bike Vs Coyote.
[ SFW ] - Amish Gone Wild.
[ SFW ] - Yay for cleavage.
[ SFW ] - TV Anchor babes.
[ SFW ] - This dog is Satan.
[ SFW ] - He's slightly drunk.
[NSFW] - Her boobs are nice.
[NSFW] - The best free porn.
[ SFW ] - ASIAN with big tits.
[NSFW] - Sex in the kitchen.
[NSFW] - She's taking a bath.
[ SFW ] - Bullshit about DVDs.
[ SFW ] - Fucked up in Vegas.
[NSFW] - Hitting it from behind.
[NSFW] - Hello girl with nice rack.
[ SFW ] - Make a lemon battery.
[ SFW ] - Hey a free trojan condom.
[ SFW ] - Squirrel relocation service.
[ SFW ] - Air strips from a pilots view.
[ SFW ] - Funny Shirts That Kick Ass.
[ SFW ] - How to make Red Lobster biscuits.
[ SFW ] - That ugly retard and Keyboard Cat!
[ SFW ] - Only thing good about this is her tits.
[ SFW ] - Zack Morris returns to TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ SFW ] - Make 3d models with Google SketchUp.
[ SFW ] - Trailer for The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard.
[ SFW ] - Anyone remember Michael Jackson's Moonwalker for SEGA?
posted on 06/08/09 by Opie
Nice bitch slap.
Brett Michaels Gets Beheaded At The 2009 Tonys
This robber can't drive a stick.
Ass implants causing problems.
Butterfly causes damage.
Gun explodes in his face.
Hit by a van.
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the Principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade"
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The Principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.
Oh my god.
Someone is dead..
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[ SFW ] - Fun game.
[NSFW] - Cam whores.
[NSFW] - Deep throat.
[NSFW] - Nice boobies.
[NSFW] - Big ass titties.
[NSFW] - Hot and sexy.
[ SFW ] - The sexy deer.
[NSFW] - Myspace sluts.
[ SFW ] - Emergency fail.
[ SFW ] - Elisha Cuthbert.
[NSFW] - Hidden sex cam.
[ SFW ] - Well fuck N. Korea.
[NSFW] - Bruce Willis did porn!
[ SFW ] - I'm on a boat. (Shirt)
[ SFW ] - Stop reusing catheters!
[ SFW ] - Tenacious D Butt Baby.
[NSFW] - Injury during porn shoot.
[NSFW] - Drunk girl gets pounded.
[NSFW] - Flash mountain. (Titties)
[ SFW ] - Let's jump over football players.
[NSFW] - Andrei Arlovski gets his ass beat.
[ SFW ] - Oh God Oh Man Oh God Oh Man!
[ SFW ] - Holy shit, She needs to get naked.
[ SFW ] - I would have just kept tazing him.
[ SFW ] - How to Tell Real Breasts from Fake.
[ SFW ] - Now you can beat your baby and not hurt it.
posted on 06/05/09 by Opie
Don't touch that wire.
Lick me anywhere but "there".
Dumbest idea ever. Airbag to the nuts.
I added some better music for him to dance to.
What a dumbass.
A man is walking across a bridge when he finds a young girl about to jump off, she tells him to not try and stop her.
So he says "OK, but Can I have a blowjob?"
Surprisingly she agrees and gets on with it.
"Wow" he says "That is one amazing talent going to waste there, why would you want to jump for?"
She replies "because my Mom and Dad hate me dressing up as a girl ".
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[NSFW] - Holy titties.
[ SFW ] - Pick the perp!
[ SFW ] - Very nice ass.
[NSFW] - Free porn vids.
[NSFW] - Hot teen sites.
[NSFW] - ASIAN schoolgirl.
[NSFW] - After school sex.
[ SFW ] - Celeb PETA ads.
[NSFW] - Hit it from behind.
[ SFW ] - I love Kelly Brook.
[ SFW ] - A bra I might buy.
[ SFW ] - Nacho Mama Tees.
[NSFW] - Fuck Sluts for Free.
[NSFW] - Bang myspace sluts.
[NSFW] - Let's go fuck in public.
[NSFW] - Hello girl with nice boobs.
[ SFW ] - Bananaphone and Lil Jon.
[ SFW ] - We need more of this girl.
[ SFW ] - Another cool dirtbike game.
[ SFW ] - This stuntman is awesome.
[NSFW] - Remove those clothes baby.
[ SFW ] - Top 10 bad ass sport plays.
[ SFW ] - Surrogates looks interesting.
[ SFW ] - Better played if you mute it.
[ SFW ] - I wish his camera would break.
[ SFW ] - Missing baby found in Sandwich.
[ SFW ] - Wheelchairs. Men in Drag. and SINGING!
[ SFW ] - Another reason to hate the fucking Pope.
[ SFW ] - At least one Jonas brother is gay for sure.
[ SFW ] - This little car will make you die in a crash.
[ SFW ] - I wish I could stab someone via INTERNET.
[ SFW ] - Watch out for the The Booty Warrior in prison.
[ SFW ] - Xbox has a new project that doesn't require controllers.
[ SFW ] - The Dan Band - Total Eclipse of the Heart (Live version)
» short and sweet
posted on 06/03/09 by Opie
Two gay men are walking down the street, and one decides to kick a can he sees on the ground.
Smoke comes out from the can and a genie appears. "Thank you for releasing me from my can. I will grant you 3 wishes."
The first gay man says, "okay, I want a HUGE mansion, decorated in all white and everything furnished." "Okay," says the genie, and poof!
The gay men appear in front of a mansion.
The second gay man says, "okay, for our second wish, I want two matching Lincoln Towncars, all white with white interior and fully loaded." Poof! Two cars, made to order.
For the third wish, one of the gay men walks up and whispers something into the genie's ear. "I'll be back at 7 PM." 7 PM rolls around and there's a knock on the door.
Both men are excited, and when they open the door, there is a group of Klu Klux Klan members on their front lawn. "What the fuck did you wish?" says the first man. "I just wished to be hung like a black man!"
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[NSFW] - Teens.
[NSFW] - Nice tits.
[ SFW ] - Golf prank.
[ SFW ] - Cool shirts.
[ SFW ] - The Sims 3.
[ SFW ] - Girls fighting.
[NSFW] - Sexy blonde.
[NSFW] - Punk lesbians.
[NSFW] - Helloo Isabella.
[NSFW] - Rate their boobs!
[ SFW ] - What the hell is this?
[NSFW] - The hottest cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Girl shooting a .50 cal.
[NSFW] - Very hot college chick.
[NSFW] - Drunk girl gets pounded.
[ SFW ] - He almost frightened me.
[NSFW] - Lucky guy gets two whores.
[NSFW] - Girls that only want to fuck.
[ SFW ] - Dog time movie trailer. Haha
[ SFW ] - 72 year old woman tasered.
[ SFW ] - Speed drawing of Megan Fox.
[ SFW ] - Star Wars game looks bad ass
[ SFW ] - Nice hat you got there buddy.
[ SFW ] - Black college football? AKA NFL.
[ SFW ] - The cat didn't enjoy bath time.
[NSFW] - To much man juice for her.. haha
[ SFW ] - Yes, go ahead and remove those.
[ SFW ] - School meals from around the world.
[ SFW ] - Teens Burning Alive After Car Accident.
[ SFW ] - Hugh Laurie's Bob Dylan Impression..haha
[ SFW ] - So this is what crazy stalkers do before murder.
posted on 06/01/09 by Opie
This guy rules.
Sex with Optimus Prime.. hahaha
Total Eclipse of the Heart- Literal Video Version (Very funny)
Eminem is a little bitch.
Awesome lighter hack.
Little guy gets sentenced to ten years in prison. They put him in his cell in the middle of the night. He notices that his cellmate is about 6'-10" tall, maybe 300 pounds and he is scared shitless. Little guy wakes up in the morning to the big guy shaking him by the shoulders.
The big guy says "Hey, you wanna play house?" The little guys says " ah, OK" The big guy says, "Well what do you want to be, the husband or the wife?" The little guy says "Well I guess I'll be the husband".
The big guys says, "Well then get down on your knees and suck your wife's dick!"
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[NSFW] - Naked teens.
[NSFW] - First time anal.
[ SFW ] - The simple life.
[NSFW] - Sexy school girl.
[ SFW ] - Boobs game show.
[NSFW] - His girlfriend is hot.
[ SFW ] - Toy Story 3 teaser.
[ SFW ] - Nice landing asshole.
[NSFW] - Requiem For An STD.
[NSFW] - ASIAN with nice tits.
[NSFW] - Bang Internet babes.
[ SFW ] - Medieval killing game.
[NSFW] - Cheerleader sex tape.
[NSFW] - Wait WHAT THE FUCK.
[NSFW] - Hot blonde taking a bath.
[ SFW ] - Lady GaGa is a fucking nut.
[ SFW ] - Zombie Apocalypse is here.
[NSFW] - I like girls that like to party.
[ SFW ] - American Idol reaction videos.
[ SFW ] - Guy pulls cop over for speeding.
[ SFW ] - The Internetz - The Best Biz Ever.
[ SFW ] - I need to see both sets of boobs.
[ SFW ] - Keyboard Cat: True Internet Story.
[ SFW ] - So this is how you shave your balls.
[ SFW ] - Hercules fights a bear! Great editing.
[ SFW ] - The Evolution of a Dance Party.. HAHAA
[ SFW ] - Now you can drink and drive NINJA STYLE!