» mmm yeah
posted on 06/29/09 by Opie
Shaq lip singing in his car. Funny as hell.
Boom Boom Pow parody.
Mac transforms into a jet.
Check out this alarm clock.
Baseball VS Samurai.
Look at those lips.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett one wish when she died.
She wished that all children in the world would be safe!
The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
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[NSFW] - SIXTY NINE!
[NSFW] - Naked teens.
[ SFW ] - Marisa Miller.
[NSFW] - Sexy home vid.
[ SFW ] - Auto Pilot Horse.
[NSFW] - Internet whores.
[ SFW ] - Connect the lines
[NSFW] - Free porn downloads.
[NSFW] - She can ride that dick.
[ SFW ] - OK, yeah that's gross.
[ SFW ] - Problems with fireworks.
[ SFW ] - Day and Life of A Sloth.
[ SFW ] - Sex Face or Sports Face?
[ SFW ] - This girl needs to be naked.
[NSFW] - Very nice tits on this bitch.
[NSFW] - Red Riding Hood porn? haha
[ SFW ] - 10 pranks that went wrong.
[NSFW] - Dude is banging two hotties.
[ SFW ] - I'm on a Mother Fuckin Boat.
[ SFW ] - Real people turned into plastic.
[ SFW ] - World's tallest dog loses his leg.
[ SFW ] - I want to mud wrestle with them.
[ SFW ] - Apparently this gang hates Emos.
[NSFW] - Drunk college teen gets pounded.
[NSFW] - I need to start going to clubs more.
[ SFW ] - The worst Transformers costumes.
[ SFW ] - "Stoned wallabies make crop circles"
[ SFW ] - Michael Jackson is Dead. (Fun song)
[NSFW] - Naked girls fighting. (Classic Springer)
[ SFW ] - Dancing Inmates do it again for Michael.
[ SFW ] - Damn that Oxi Clean dude Billy Mays died too.
[ SFW ] - Retarded but kind of addicting Spiderman game.
[ SFW ] - Facts about the most interesting man in the world. HAHAHA
[ SFW ] - Hurricane Chris at the LA Legislature House. (Skip to 5min mark, and watch him nigger it out)
» Boys will sleep better now.
posted on 06/26/09 by Opie
Other cartoons they could make into movies.
He gets his little heart broken.
I wish this was real haha.
Cat catches a bat.
Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. He ate an eight year old wiener.
In honor of Michael Jackson, JC Penny is having a half off sale for little boy's pants.
In honor of Micheal Jackson, Children will wear their pants at Half Mass Today.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett?
A: About 3 hours.
It's a sad day.
He's a fag.
They are dumb.
Smells like fish.
That's kinda gay.
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[NSFW] - Teens.
[NSFW] - Juicy Jenni.
[ SFW ] - Throw FAIL.
[ SFW ] - Kill enemies!
[ SFW ] - MAN BABIES!
[ SFW ] - Narcoleptic cat.
[ SFW ] - Bunch of videos.
[ SFW ] - Worst idea ever.
[NSFW] - Myspace whores.
[ SFW ] - Transforminators!
[ SFW ] - Bulldog adopts a tiger.
[ SFW ] - Michael Jacksons Thriller.
[ SFW ] - Is Michael a Zombie yet?
[ SFW ] - Murder in NYC with map.
[ SFW ] - Who doesn't like boobies?
[ SFW ] - Bizarro Edit sucks assholes.
[ SFW ] - Champagne Fuelled Jungle.
[ SFW ] - What an excellent mugshot.
[ SFW ] - Watchmen The video game..
[ SFW ] - He jizzed in his pants!! hahaha
[ SFW ] - Buffy shuts down Edward Cullen.
[ SFW ] - Would you did if you city was nuked?
[NSFW] - Red riding hood sucking the wolf's cock.
[ SFW ] - Shia Labeouf is a nice guy. (skip to 4:50)
[ SFW ] - Michael Jackson doing what he did best. (Not little boys)
[ SFW ] - 11-Year-Old wants to ban the "N" Word! Fucking niggers...
» good luck asian charm
posted on 06/24/09 by Opie
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under The Bridge (Literal version)
Hey Wanna See My Penis?
Negotiating with Comcast Cable (TRUE Story)
I got my bill and they charged me for installation. I don't think they disclosed that in the online sign-up, so I called to dispute it.
The fucker I got on the line said:
"Of course we would charge for installation. Why would we send a technician to your house for free?"
CAN I SPEAK TO A SUPERVISOR?
While on hold I published a Google ad. (Here's the ad
When the supervisor refused to refund the $39.98 in installation charges I asked him if he has Internet access on his computer and can he go to Google.
YEAH? GREAT! search "comcast"
"Comcast? Search it on Google, like www.google.com?" He replied.
YEAH "COMCAST" I said
His next comment was "how did you do that"
IT'S WHAT I DO, AND I'll KEEP DOING IT EVEN AFTER I CANCEL MY SERVICE.
SO GO AHEAD AND CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A CONTRACT, DO I?
"No sir you do not, but I'll refund those charges for you right now if it will satisfy you."
YEAH THAT WOULD BE SATISFACTORY, THANK YOU
Oh and I got HBO for $5.99 a month instead of $15.99.
Send yours here
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[ SFW ] - NADS!
[NSFW] - Hot cam girls.
[NSFW] - Crazy ASIANS!
[NSFW] - Damn nice ass.
[NSFW] - Sex and Teens.
[ SFW ] - What a dumbass.
[ SFW ] - Bruno Unrated trailer.
[ SFW ] - Play Russian Roulette.
[ SFW ] - This game is awesome.
[NSFW] - Sluts only on Facebook.
[NSFW] - Up the stairs you'll find tits!
[ SFW ] - Turn your text upside down.
[ SFW ] - Funny Tony Soprano moment.
[ SFW ] - First look at Alice in Wonderful.
[ SFW ] - How is he supporting this weight?
[ SFW ] - How is this Moped even moving?
[ SFW ] - Bruno Goes to Christian Rockfest.
[ SFW ] - The coolest use of toothpicks ever.
[ SFW ] - He gets screwed out of his diploma.
[ SFW ] - This reporter must really love his job.
[ SFW ] - And I thought I've seen the weirdest fetishes.
[ SFW ] - Rubik The Amazing Cube was an actual cartoon?
» GO ASIANS!
posted on 06/22/09 by Opie
Be sure to watch til the end. (It's not that bad)
Mom cancels his WOW account and he goes ape shit.
What's the history of Cinco de Mayo?
Woman standing aside with her father watching the protests was shot by a Basij.
Haha, listen to this baby talk.
I want a Minivan now.
ASIAN commercial with titties!
I have a girls that curse fetish.
This cat is a rahtard
THE PLANE THE PLANE
Lawyer: Did you blow your horn or anything?
Witness: After the accident?
Lawyer: Before the accident.
Witness: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
Lawyer: How old is your son? The one living with you.
Witness: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can''t remember which.
Lawyer: How long has he lived with you?
Witness: Forty-five years.
Lawyer: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
Witness: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Lawyer: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan.
Lawyer: How was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death.
Lawyer: And by whose death was it terminated?
Lawyer: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?
Witness: We both do.
Witness: We do.
Lawyer: You do?
Witness: Yes, voodoo.
Lawyer: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
Lawyer: And what were you doing at that time?
Lawyer: What is your date of birth?
Witness: July fifteenth.
Lawyer: What year?
Witness: Every year.
Lawyer: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
Lawyer: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
Witness: Yes, sir.
Lawyer: What did she say?
Witness: She said ''What disco am I at?''
Lawyer: Mr. Smith, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
Witness: I went to Europe, Sir.
Lawyer: And you took your new wife?
Lawyer: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
Lawyer: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Lawyer: She had three children, right?
Lawyer: How many were boys?
Lawyer: Were there any girls?
Lawyer: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
Lawyer: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
Witness: I forget things.
Lawyer: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Lawyer: Can you describe the individual you saw?
Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Lawyer: Was this a male, or a female?
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[NSFW] - Nude teens.
[NSFW] - Home movie.
[ SFW ] - Very hot girl.
[NSFW] - Russian teen.
[ SFW ] - Kill shit game.
[NSFW] - Internet babes.
[NSFW] - Holy nice titties!
[NSFW] - Hit it from behind.
[??????] - MYSTERY LINK!!!!
[ SFW ] - First full 2012 trailer.
[ SFW ] - Beware of this rapist.
[ SFW ] - Now and then pictures.
[NSFW] - Underwater sex fantasy.
[NSFW] - Hottie in pink underwear.
[ SFW ] - One man band is awesome.
[ SFW ] - That is one big ass gar fish.
[ SFW ] - The best sleeping bag ever.
[ SFW ] - Everyone say it... "AWWWW"
[ SFW ] - 10 Sexiest Animated Women.
[ SFW ] - The Pelvic Chair. I NEED ONE!
[ SFW ] - Conan makes a great 70's cop.
[ SFW ] - It's hot out get one of these!
[ SFW ] - Remember Salute Your Shorts?
[NSFW] - She's naked and covered and oil.
[ SFW ] - Jennifer Tilly still has nice boobs.
[ SFW ] - Dad caught cheating with his GF!
[ SFW ] - Olivia Wilde is hot. (13 on House)
[ SFW ] - Find anagrams for (insert you word).
[ SFW ] - Super Mario 63. Have fun with this one.
[ SFW ] - This is very rah-tarded. (Cunts dancing)
[ SFW ] - Anyone else want to set this faggot on fire?
» Is this hotel beeper friendly?
posted on 06/19/09 by Opie
Obama ninja swats a fly and PETA didn't like it.
Cool bat trick.
Yeah, I wouldn't do that.
Cat attacks dog.
Megan Fox has a TOE THUMB!
Easy way to park.
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door'
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'
She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old minivan with two flat tires.'
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[NSFW] - Nice ass.
[NSFW] - Sex tape.
[NSFW] - Threesome.
[NSFW] - Sexy teens.
[ SFW ] - Squirrel ADD.
[NSFW] - Kitchen cutie.
[ SFW ] - Men Vs Women.
[NSFW] - She's wet and hot.
[NSFW] - Jerked off in the car.
[ SFW ] - Volleyball girl asses.
[NSFW] - Hot and on Facebook.
[NSFW] - She's good at blow js.
[ SFW ] - Megan Fox has nice legs.
[ SFW ] - Fat guy got knocked out.
[ SFW ] - Boobs of the Price is Right.
[ SFW ] - Hello crazy naked model girl.
[ SFW ] - Zombieland doesn't look so bad.
[ SFW ] - A site with funny exam answers.
[ SFW ] - Don't touch the top of the game.
[ SFW ] - IT'S HAMMER TIME MUTHA FUCKA.
[ SFW ] - Tits this big usually come with a FUPA.
[ SFW ] - How not to get a bear down from a tree.
[NSFW] - Female MMA fighter chokes out reporter.
[ SFW ] - Haha this cartoon is dumb as fuck. I like it!
[ SFW ] - Some of the most disturbing movies ever made.
[ SFW ] - 1.9 million dollar fine for downloading 24 songs.
[ SFW ] - M. Night Shyamalan's "The Occurrence" (Spoof)
[ SFW ] - "Can I ask my brother to watch him masterbate?"
[ SFW ] - The 10 Dumbest Moments In Wheel Of Fortune History.
» porn day
posted on 06/17/09 by Opie
Virtual Blow J.
Oh look The Penguin did porn.
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter..'
Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'
To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'
The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'
Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!
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[NSFW] - Perky tits.
[ SFW ] - Emo fight?
[NSFW] - Teen Orgy.
[ SFW ] - Goalie FAIL.
[ SFW ] - Golden girls.
[NSFW] - She's a hottie.
[NSFW] - Nice little ass.
[NSFW] - Sex in a bathtub.
[??????] - MYSTERY LINK!!!!
[NSFW] - These girls are hot.
[ SFW ] - Holy shit at this ass.
[ SFW ] - Buy a Pedobear doll!
[ SFW ] - Roots of breakdance.
[NSFW] - She can ride that dick.
[ SFW ] - That is a big ass Cheeto.
[ SFW ] - Black dude robs an old lady.
[ SFW ] - This kid is a little bitch haha.
[ SFW ] - MAN BEAR PIG! (Southpark)
[ SFW ] - 10 best recut movie trailers.
[NSFW] - Girl shopping with a buttplug.
[ SFW ] - Eminem teaches Kimmel to rap.
[ SFW ] - 100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Seconds!
[ SFW ] - The Way Of The Vegetable Assassin.
[ SFW ] - Hot Girls in Slow Motion Ice Cream Fight!
[ SFW ] - Soccer player's hearts stops during a game.
[ SFW ] - Taylor Swift - Thug Story Feat T Pain. haha