» Friday the 13th!.. Gay.
posted on 06/13/08 by Opie
Quick Q and A
Q: Who are the worlds fastest readers?
A: The world trade center employees, because they can go through hundreds of stories in less than 10 seconds.
The best treadmill video to date.
Hey, at least he didn't hurt his back.
Prison from WWII was forgotten about.
This puppy is a spawn of Satan.
Best helmet ever.
Well isn't that neat.
What people will do for money. (Has porn!)
An airplane is decreasing speed very rapidly going downward, the pilot comes over the intercom and says I'm sorry it had to come to this folks, but unfortunately we're going to have to let some of the luggage go'.... The plane continues to decrease speed.
Again you hear the pilot over the intercom 'I hate to have to do this but now we're going to have to start releasing passengers by alphabetical order beginning with the letter 'A!!!..... Africans, any Africans!?.... No one answers 'B!!! 'Black People, any Black People!? again, silence. 'C!!! 'Colored People, any Colored People!?... silence.
A black little boy in the back turns to his mother and says 'but mom, ain't we African American? aren't we Black? aren't we Colored? 'the mother turns to her son and says 'Yes son, but today we're Niggas!!!!... Mexicans go first!..
The little black boy turns to the little Mexican kid seating next to him and laughs....!!!
The Mexican kid laughs back and says today I'm a Wetback...
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[NSFW] - Fuck her.
[NSFW] - Nice rack.
[NSFW] - Naked sluts.
[ SFW ] - Pretty in pink.
[ SFW ] - The real Pam.
[NSFW] - One night stand.
[ SFW ] - MOSHING CATS!
[ SFW ] - How to fold a shirt.
[ SFW ] - Best Buy dance off.
[ SFW ] - Two chicks sharing.
[ SFW ] - Liz Hurley is still hot.
[ SFW ] - Oh the funny craiglist.
[NSFW] - Fuck buddies available.
[NSFW] - Some very nice asses.
[ SFW ] - Nice Lucky Charms shirt.
[NSFW] - Homemade lesbian teens.
[NSFW] - Hot blonde riding the penis.
[NSFW] - Amber gets her pussy lubed.
[ SFW ] - This nigger is a fucking idiot.
[ SFW ] - Retro shirts for Father's day!
[ SFW ] - They had sex in church? Nice.
[ SFW ] - She's not good at the Segway.
[ SFW ] - She plays a kazoo in her vagina.
[ SFW ] - Good boobs on the Price is Right.
[ SFW ] - Best wrestling finishing move ever.
[NSFW] - Where the hell are these clubs at?
[ SFW ] - 12 worst photoshop mistakes ever.
[ SFW ] - It's time to make fun of a black guy.
[ SFW ] - He lost over 500lbs and is still fat. HA HA
[ SFW ] - Beating rush hour traffic on a motorcycle.
[ SFW ] - Apparently Earth is a shitty place. Oh well.
[ SFW ] - "2 Marines disciplined over puppy-tossing video"
[ SFW ] - This has to be the dumbest sex toy for men. Ever.
[ SFW ] - I always knew phone sex operators where nasty. PROOF!
» best day of the week
posted on 06/11/08 by Opie
Note: Been working on a lot of site content updates, but not putting it up until it's all the way done. Stay tuned...
A little funny
Failed his driving test 5 times.
Apparently black guys don't like bugs.
25 really cool pics.
One day, a thug planned to do a bank robbery. It all went well, nobody did trouble whatsoever, he got the money and could walk out of the bank safely.
Next to the door, there was a man. The thug came to him and asked: "Hey, did you see me rob that bank?"
"Of course I did, you were pretty obvious there!" The thug took out his gun and shot him.
As he walked on, he came to a young lady and asked the same question, the lady said "Yes, of course" and got shot, too.
Then he saw an old couple on a bench, went to them and asked: "Well, what about you? Did you see me rob that bank?"
And the old man said "No, but my wife did..."
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[NSFW] - Porn!
[NSFW] - Hot slut.
[ SFW ] - 4 hotties.
[NSFW] - Weird sex.
[NSFW] - Foursome.
[NSFW] - Sexy body.
[NSFW] - Hot galleries.
[NSFW] - Big ol' booty.
[ SFW ] - VERY hot girl.
[ SFW ] - What a fag...
[NSFW] - Local sexy girl.
[ SFW ] - Alf blooper reel!
[ SFW ] - That's how I roll.
[ SFW ] - Crazy frog dance.
[ SFW ] - This can't be real.
[NSFW] - I like floppy titties.
[NSFW] - Casual sex for free.
[ SFW ] - I'm Fucking Obama!
[ SFW ] - Penis-showing game.
[ SFW ] - Licking her own boobs.
[ SFW ] - Kids' Rock! (Funny shit)
[ SFW ] - Hi, I'm a dumb car thief.
[ SFW ] - Wii Fit with Britney Spears.
[NSFW] - That going in his stomach?
[ SFW ] - What old people do for fun.
[NSFW] - Ass spanking. (She's hot too)
[ SFW ] - Crazy black woman. Seriously.
[ SFW ] - Why did they even film this shit?
[NSFW] - The blow hole.. (Silly porn alert!)
[ SFW ] - I wish I had a penis on my back.
[ SFW ] - The most common passwords are...
[ SFW ] - You're about to learn something new.
[ SFW ] - Man Smashes 40 melons with his head.
[ SFW ] - This is a funny pedophile. Nigga crazy.
[ SFW ] - Allergic to water? Toss him in the pool!
[ SFW ] - Win a chance to fuck a pornstar? Not sure if it's real or not.
[ SFW ] - Find people with AIDS.. I think these church faggots just hate gays.
» dickhole city
posted on 06/09/08 by Opie
Gatorade! This is ridiculous.
This this reporter retarded?
Wait for it!
That's a neat trick
Pop popcorn with ringing cell phones.
Dog Vs Baby.
Dog feeds a deer.
Lilly Allen's tits.
One day Barack Obama was walking toward the pearly gates to heaven.
When he got there St. Peter asked him what he had done with his life on earth that made him worthy of heaven.
Obama told him that he was the first black president of the United States.
St. Peter asked, "When did you become president?" Obama replied, "About 15 minutes ago."
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[NSFW] - Local sex.
[NSFW] - Nakedness.
[ SFW ] - Future MILF.
[NSFW] - 28FF BOOBS!
[ SFW ] - Sex Panther.
[NSFW] - Naked and Hot.
[NSFW] - Reverse cowgirl.
[NSFW] - Fake boobs 101.
[NSFW] - Goddamn nice tits.
[ SFW ] - 10 funniest PSA's.
[ SFW ] - Star Trek bloopers.
[ SFW ] - Big white girl booty.
[ SFW ] - Is McCain retarded?
[NSFW] - Naked girls and pool.
[ SFW ] - Beer pong and boobs!
[ SFW ] - Famous pics in LEGOS!
[ SFW ] - How did this happen?
[ SFW ] - Golden SHOWER Girls.
[NSFW] - She likes that big dick.
[NSFW] - Chat with cam whores.
[NSFW] - Dirty sex crazed couple.
[ SFW ] - Wolverine piercing.. wtf?
[ SFW ] - Bread shaped liked body parts.
[ SFW ] - Ghost hunters or Ghostbusters?
[ SFW ] - Make your own motivational pic.
[ SFW ] - Funny police reports in the paper.
[ SFW ] - Wonder Woman finds a dead body.
[ SFW ] - Amy Winehouse really need rehab.
[ SFW ] - Shitload of girls close to be naked.
[ SFW ] - So what was "very hot"? (Craiglist)
[ SFW ] - Black girls know how to booty shake.
[ SFW ] - This man deserves the death penalty.
[ SFW ] - Pregnant man that used to be a woman.
[ SFW ] - And I was hoping the lion would eat them.
[ SFW ] - High standards for someone with the herp. (Craiglist)
posted on 06/06/08 by Opie
Life Alert! (Watch left then right clip)
This dog is awesome!
Feedbags for humans.
When motorcycles attack!
Check out this clever raccoon.
Old man has great balance.
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, it's not a life sentence, OKAY?!"
Gotta love these. (Motivationals)
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[NSFW] - Sexercise.
[ SFW ] - Maxim girls.
[NSFW] - Amateur slut.
[NSFW] - Big wet butt.
[NSFW] - Red hot nude.
[ SFW ] - Click and Pick.
[NSFW] - One night stand.
[NSFW] - Sex for a crowd.
[ SFW ] - Good bike control.
[ SFW ] - How to fight like a girl.
[NSFW] - Sexy teen sucks cock.
[NSFW] - Mesmerizing Mammaries.
[NSFW] - Best fucking dress ever.
[ SFW ] - A bunch of "failed" pics.
[ SFW ] - Dumbest invention ever.
[NSFW] - See some titties tonight.
[ SFW ] - World's largest R/C plane.
[NSFW] - He's got a "hard-on". haha
[ SFW ] - Check out this water slide.
[ SFW ] - Sexy ASIAN in the shower.
[NSFW] - She needs to lay in my bed.
[ SFW ] - The coolest submarine ever.
[ SFW ] - They put a snorkel kit on a car.
[NSFW] - Doggy style is a great position.
[ SFW ] - Great moments in sports. (pics)
[ SFW ] - How bread was made in the 80's.
[ SFW ] - Crazy facts about the human body.
[ SFW ] - Slide where you come out a butthole.
[ SFW ] - Check out this awesome R/C stealth boat.
» magic penis stick
posted on 06/04/08 by Opie
Fun Fact: When asked how he would fix the economy, Barack Obama said he wasn't sure what he could do about it, but he was sure he could nigger rig it.
Q and A
Q: What's the only strategic game blacks play?
Q: Why do black people lean to the inside of the car while driving?
A: Cause they think the smell is coming from outside.
Q: What are the two sexiest animals on a farm?
A: A brown chicken and a brown cow.
Why? Brown-chicken-brown-cow! (bow chicka bow wow) I know, but you probably laughed
Kid slaps his mother. He must have ate something good. GET IT!?
Watch this music video.
I thought you'd never forget.
Send yours here!
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[ SFW ] - G string.
[NSFW] - Sex it up.
[NSFW] - Nude pics.
[ SFW ] - Stupid model.
[NSFW] - 2 girls 1 dude.
[ SFW ] - Girls and guns!
[NSFW] - Big fake titties.
[ SFW ] - Kobe Vs Jordan.
[NSFW] - Damn, she's fine.
[NSFW] - One night stand.
[NSFW] - Nice sex positions.
[ SFW ] - Fat Im Drunk It's On.
[NSFW] - That's a lot of titties.
[ SFW ] - This a boy or a girl?
[NSFW] - Strip on thy desktop.
[NSFW] - Get laid via INTERNET.
[NSFW] - Before/After boob jobs.
[ SFW ] - I want to hold her rack.
[ SFW ] - Extreme ping pong shots.
[ SFW ] - I love big ASAIN titties.
[ SFW ] - Someone got mad at work.
[ SFW ] - This turtle is dumb as fuck.
[ SFW ] - Mexicans bikers get owned.
[ SFW ] - Pam Anderson keeps it trashy.
[ SFW ] - Fight that made Kimbo famous.
[ SFW ] - Google's Hollywood street view.
[ SFW ] - MOTHER LICKIN' Turkish Rambo!
[ SFW ] - You know you're a redneck when.
[ SFW ] - A bunch of cool fighting and girls!
[ SFW ] - Is this the worst song ever? Close.
[ SFW ] - Buy one house, get one free! WTF?
[ SFW ] - Porn Star insurance with Ron Jeremy.
[ SFW ] - Use code EntFan for $2 off any shirt.
[ SFW ] - Make a bad ass mural out of CD cases.
[ SFW ] - Dumb robber tries to rob a football player.
[ SFW ] - They should have used KY, then it would've been "ta da"
» KIMBO...is black.
posted on 06/02/08 by Opie
Power wheels drifting!
Very funny chair prank.
No, not numbnuts.
So you can kill two birds with one stone.
Excellent boob massage.
That's an ass.
(HARRRR submit jokes you faggots!)
A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck on the reef.
The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again..
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.
He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
Exam gone wrong.
That's a huge bitch!
I'd sue them.
Yep we are.
I'll be good on this one.
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[NSFW] - Escort.
[ SFW ] - Banana clip.
[NSFW] - Sexy galleries.
[ SFW ] - They are BFF!
[ SFW ] - Ear wax is nasty.
[ SFW ] - Girl got skills yo.
[NSFW] - Sex via outdoors.
[ SFW ] - Zombie strippers.
[ SFW ] - Amish Gone Wild.
[ SFW ] - Flex and the City.
[NSFW] - Topless speed signs.
[ SFW ] - Define hardcore skiing.
[NSFW] - She's a pro at blow js.
[NSFW] - Bad acting and great sex.
[ SFW ] - So he kicked his own ass.
[NSFW] - I love girls that are freaks.
[ SFW ] - I think this guy is a wizard.
[ SFW ] - Aw, I think he's retarded.
[NSFW] - She doesn't like her big ass.
[ SFW ] - ASIANS being weird. Again.
[ SFW ] - This lady is obviously a ninja.
[ SFW ] - Funniest dubbed TV themes.
[ SFW ] - Bungee jumping on a budget..
[ SFW ] - What the fuck are they doing?
[ SFW ] - Wrap your gifts in these boxes.
[ SFW ] - Down syndrome kid running. (Wii)
[ SFW ] - An advanced masturbation technique.
[ SFW ] - I request nudes of this myspace whore.
[ SFW ] - Girls like this should be shot in the face.
[ SFW ] - Prosthetic arm that weighs as much as a human arm.
[ SFW ] - Zack and Miri Make a Porno (New Kevin Smith Comedy)