posted on 06/29/07 by Opie
Good at blowjobs huh?
Roddy Piper is a BMF and likes bubble gum.
New Crazy ASIAN pitch.
Owned by a trashcan.
Bikini contest in Cancun
A guy sees his buddy in a bar and says, "You're not going to believe this, but I've got a wild nymphomaniac in my car out in the parking lot. She's wearing me out! Can you go out to the car and keep her busy? The dome light is off, so she won't know you're not me!"
His friend agrees and goes out to his car.
They climb into the back seat and start going at it.
A few minutes later, a cop sees them and starts banging on the window, shining his flashlight inside. "What the hell do you two think you're doing?"
The guy says, "Oh, there's nothing wrong, she's my wife."
The cop says, "Oh, sorry, I didn't know."
The guy says "Neither did I until you shined that light in here."
- FFL -
- Sexy videos.
- Violet Beauty.
- Perfect couple?
- Throat banged.
- The Ouija Board.
- Hello pretty girl.
- Kitty conductor
- Nice cam dance.
- MSN Perv Owned.
- Bobacious Blonde.
- Thong + fireworks.
- I like this DVD title.
- Love these T-shirts!
- She can't take it all.
- Naked at the beach.
- Just watch.. hahaha
- Furby smoking a joint.
- This game is really fun.
- Hooker sucking weiner.
- Car that shoots missiles.
- This is my favorite song.
- Kid having a poop snack.
- Classic game show blooper.
- Breast and Brightest (Bush)
- Find hot local chicks to fuck.
- Amateur night at a strip club.
- He pushed the shit out of him.
- This lady hates the Paris Hilton story.
» porn for the soul
posted on 06/27/07 by Opie
Bitter ass face!
I like bikinis.
Husband and WIFE are sitting quietly in bed reading, when the WIFE looks over at him and asks the question.....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurt look).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?"
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's right-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
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- Dirty sex.
- Juicy Jenn.
- Horny girls.
- Get a shirt!
- Bar on the go.
- Crystal is nice.
- A road camera.
- Britney's panties.
- Lesbian teachers
- Homemade porno.
- Sandy sucks hard.
- Scarlett Johansenn.
- Pretty water show.
- Jessica Alba naked.
- I'd go to this dentist.
- Young Joc vs. Disney.
- Coolest doorbell ever.
- Hit by a garbage truck.
- Great quality porn clips.
- This game is kind of fun.
- Naked at the drive thru.
- Shawna has a great body.
- Police don't like skateboards.
- She's dancing for the troops.
- Snow white in the land of anal.
- Check out this Stern impersonator.
- More details on the Chris Benoit death.
- She reminds me when dogs turn their head to the side.
- Must be that gator from Happy Gilmore back from the dead.
posted on 06/25/07 by Opie
Bunny rapes a cat.
Kimbo fights in the cage.
A bunch of awesome Pride KOs.
Swinging can cause arm breakage.
Dumb prank but her rack is very nice.
This is a normal landing
Wonder why she would do this?
Racing bikini babes.
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'
Bloody Tampon Ninja.
That's just silly.
Invisible Pogo Stick!
Something isn't right.
- FFL -
- Nice ass.
- Kim Smith.
- Fish game.
- Adriana Lima.
- Trick bowling.
- Scraper bike?
- Sexy stripper.
- Pulp Muppets?
- Kelly Clarkson.
- A horny hooker.
- Shot in the eye.
- WHAT THE FUCK!
- Boob Advertising.
- She dances good.
- Area 51 love doll!!!
- 46 double H tittas.
- Russian public sex.
- Love these T-shirts.
- That's a big tapeworm.
- Fat kid tried a back flip.
- Hello myspace predator.
- Dramatic rodent... haha
- Must read for adult dating.
- I'm here for the Gang Bang.
- When webcams go wrong.
- Wish I was in that bathtub.
- Britney has a nice outfit on.
- Now these are cheerleaders.
- Tiger Mrs. Putt and Kobe's Beef
- Top 10 lesbian make out scenes.
- Do ya like real ones or fake ones?
- Don't go to fast on a lawn mower.
- We got a missing lake on our hands.
- Don't shoot a deer, beat the shit out of it.
posted on 06/22/07 by Opie
Little Tim comes home crying from school, Dad asks him:
"What's the matter little Timmy?"
"Dad, Sam was calling me gay in class today"
"Well did you not punch him in the face then?" Dad asks.
"But he's so handsome dad..." Timmy responds
The truth about first dates.
Keep your eyes on the Mexican.
Anyone like seeing heads fall off?
Really cool laser magic.
Oh Greg. (Long but funny)
I love the delayed crying.
Scaring the trash guys.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
- FFL -
- Get GF.
- Hot MILF.
- Carrot play.
- Bangbus clip.
- MMM Kimberly.
- Rubbing herself.
- Underwater sex.
- Amazing Blowjob.
- Sexy maid upskirt
- Hardcore banging.
- Double penetrated.
- Tough cameraman.
- That's a hot robot.
- Pacemaker techno.
- How to play cowbell.
- German Sex Festival.
- Dogs, friends or foe?
- Her boobs are perfect.
- ASIAN backstreet boys.
- Mummy 3 with Jet Li !!!
- Big cock in a small mouth.
- Martha Stewart Overdose.
- Beat the shit out of people.
- This dude is pretty bad ass.
- Girls feet cut off at six flags.
- Worst pick up lines of all time.
- Jessica Simpson on underwear.
- Naughty Blonde webcam teen.
- When strip poker gets extreme
- I think these kids are retarded.
- I don't think he's gonna make it.
- Check these out you'll want one.
- Hot celebrity pictures and gossip.
- 1,000 child sex charges.. OK sicko.
- Microsoft Surface parody commercial.
- I would think a beautiful girl would sing this.
- A new bucket drummer with black people dancing.
» day of porn
posted on 06/20/07 by Opie
W.O.W (Huge tittas)
She looks amazed.
So one day little Johnny goes into the kitchen and says to his mom, "Mom, grandma's got her shrimps hanging out again."
Knowing that the grandma is going a little senile in her old age, mom goes out into the living room and finds grandma sitting in her lazy-boy with her dress up and her panties around her ankles.
Not knowing how she is going to explain this to her son, the mom goes back into the kitchen and says to little Johnny, " Honey, those aren't shrimps. They are part of the vagina which is the female reproductive organ on a woman, just like the penis is for a man."
Little Johnny replies, "Well whatever you say mom but they sure taste like shrimps to me!"
Send yours here!
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- Top Gun.
- Nice tips.
- Clay porn?
- Vagina Cam.
- Sexy football.
- Sex in a hotel.
- Is that a dildo?
- Queen of farts.
- Porn convention!
- Holy Liposuction!
- This woman bites!
- Stuffed with penis.
- Drinking man juice.
- Stomach parasites.
- Hot Jenna Jameson!
- Paris Hilton jail fuck.
- Girls shouldn't fight.
- That's a lot of ugly.
- I bet all girls do this.
- Hooray for tank tops.
- What the hell is this.
- She has a great body.
- Coffee table aquariums.
- Kimbo training for MMA.
- Beer bong on the toilet.
- Three chicks, one dude.
- Gonna call bullshit on this.
- Duke Nukem was the shit.
- Christina Model loses her top!
- This game will keep you busy.
- Hot chicks want to talk to you.
- Bike jack prank on black people.
- Girls can't get enough of these.
- Choked a bobcat to save his own life.
- God I hope he says "It's Morphin Time".
» uh um
posted on 06/18/07 by Opie
Note: Hey I updated the vidfix page
Automated phone sex.
Trying to get out of work?
Guy on Jeopardy does Family Guy.
Day of the Dead - Dear Sister.
Karate guy is not so great. Notsogreat sounds ASIAN huh?
Something funny will happen.
Legos and SOAD
I love the "I GOT IT ON CAMERA!"
Trying out a lemon.
Criss Angel plays a little Russian Roulette
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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- Erotic Ad.
- B to the J.
- Beached ship.
- Seinfeld shirt.
- Human slinky!
- This is a dude.
- Massages 101.
- Freaky ASIANS.
- Scissors fetish?
- Midget and anal?
- Well that sucks.
- Family Guy Gillian.
- Super penis man!
- Squirrel injures 3.
- Find hot local girls.
- That's a neat trick.
- Icey road crashes.
- Old Britney Spears.
- KKK interracial love.
- She knows she's hot.
- Shooting naked chicks.
- What is this all about?
- Kinky on the webcam.
- These girls are not hot.
- Evelyn is brown and sexy.
- This kid is a fucking idiot.
- They need a room for sex.
- Brunette sucks and bangs.
- News bloopers compilation.
- Alarm clock that shocks you.
- Some Mitch Hedberg quotes.
- ASIAN people can't sing like this.
- Run from the bull. Hurts my eyes.
- Night vision sex. (Or shitty camera)
- This guy is a gangsta via myspace.
- A new way for teenagers to legally get drunk.
- Human turn signals would cause a cluster fuck.
posted on 06/15/07 by Opie
Drifting and rolling.
Dirty Spelling Bee.
SPARTA! (Techno Remix)
Get those demons out!
If only girls did this while screaming "help" or "get the fuck off me".
A man and his wife were having a romantic dinner together when the man says, "I bet there's nothing you can say that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
The wife replies, "Oh yeah, your penis is bigger than your brother's."
Oh that Rosie.
HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!
Stephen? Just kidding.
Some kind of crazy object on the right.
There it is.
This is just weird.
- FFL -
- Elle's ass.
- Toni is hot.
- Big wet tits.
- Vintage tees.
- Lingerie models.
- Free sex videos.
- Adult personals.
- Sexy girl riding it.
- Ball sack fucking.
- Nude gamer chick.
- Lesbian milkshake.
- Two boats collide.
- Football up her ass.
- I love those pants.
- Google street view.
- Get yourself a gun.
- Funeral gone wrong.
- Chicks love our penis.
- Sex instruction video.
- She's stripping for ya.
- Naughty knot lingerie.
- If you do this you're gay.
- Man Vs Horse. (In a race)
- Attempted a BMX back flip.
- Hot sexy bitch sucks cocks.
- Girls Snoop! Hide Your Stuff.
- Where the white women at?
- This man is a true dumbass.
- That top chick it freaking hot.
- Young hottie having some sex.
- How to chill cokes in 2 minutes.
- Check out the Nations gas prices.
- Johnny Depp is scared of ASIANS.
- Captain America coming to theaters?
- Like Meadow trying to park on Sopranos.
- Men should have "earth shaking" orgasms.