posted on 06/29/05 by Opie
Here's your W.O.W.
See the note below if you haven't already.
posted on 06/27/05 by Opie
I have to get this site back on track so here's a little note from yours truly:
- FFL -
- Hot Babe.
- Ethnic slurs
- Fake Boobs.
- Play checkers.
- Fun with signs.
- Vagina Paintings.
- ASIAN shaking it.
- That's just nasty.
- Classic site. Just go.
- The ugliest animals.
- Sex Movie Gone Bad.
- Next door Nikki is hot.
- Drug sale in Canada!
- More Tom Cruise fun.
- THE MILKS GONE BAD!
- The taxi stole her skirt.
- Creating the perfect Girl.
- Who parks like an idiot?
- Not much point to this one.
- I want one of these toys.
- Just a naked blonde. Ta da.
- Virtual stripper simulator. Ok.
- Meet a girl on the INTERNET!
- Fuck getting you a wife nigga!
- I was hoping for a tittie, then ta da.
- Teenage boy was apparently pregnant.
- This is for you.. If you have a foot fetish.
- You guys remember this "strip or die" game?
- Don't know about you, but I popped a boner.
- This may be the dumbest game ever. But it's funny.
» short and sweet.. Again.
posted on 06/24/05 by Opie
Funniest shit of the week by far.
Little scared ASIAN.
And of course a DAMN NIGGA!
- FFL -
- Hot girl.
- Big ass catfish.
- Nice video shoot.
- PETA kills animals!
- Diving for the juice.
- World's largest burrito.
- She doesn't like the cock.
- Disney is killing little kids now.
- Lighting Possums on fire is fun.
- Fight! Fight! A white and a white!
- Ohmygosh! Medical breakthrough.
- Sticky girls in the park. (Seriously)
- More of that Melissa Midwest chick.
- Remember the Asians playing tennis?
- Took a flaming shot and then.. uh oh.
- His wife is mean.. Sounds hot though.
- I think he needs to be in a nut house.
- I bet Bibleman (Yep) reads to little boys.
- Plastic surgery gallery. I got a boner on some.
- The Klan member convicted was the Six Flags man.
» no subject
posted on 06/22/05 by Opie
W.O.W: Did I post this? Ah fuck it.
An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!"
His wife looked at him and said, "What the hell are you doing?"
He simply replied, "Just playing bed football."
Ten minutes later the wife let a loud one and said, "Tie game - 7,7."
The husband's competitive side kicked in and he started starting straining... when suddenly he crapped his pants! His wife looks over and said, "Now what's the score?"
He said, "Still 7,7. End of quarter switch sides!!!"
That black girl is hot.
A lighter as a reward?
- FFL -
- My MILF.
- Kim Smith.
- XXX babes.
- Tubgirl shirt!
- Bums doing it.
- Contagious booya.
- She's taking it all off.
- Free porn for your soul.
- More fighting at school.
- Hot Babes & Celebrities.
- Helicopter crash. (Video)
- Ask Tom Cruise a question.
- Bethany is quite the retard.
- Hottie on TV. (Commercial)
- No more faking orgasms girls.
- Smart people raise your hand.
- PETA! PETA! PETA! Suck a dick...
- I think he pooted. PRAISE JESUS!
- Mom gave her son a great present.
- Surgery videos... Ohh and ahh. Yep.
- This game can always keep you busy.
- Saddam isn't so bad. "Let's fuck Satan"
- Cockpit voice recordings. (Before crashing)
- Three girls on a webcam is better than one.
- Tom Cruise is just everywhere. Watergun fight.
- 30 Foot Cigarette Extender... Nonsmoking section, here I come.
- Crazy bitch to be released... IN CANADA! She's going to eat you guys.
» I make no sense.
posted on 06/20/05 by Opie
Just letting you know that the first half of this months archives will go up on Wednesday and I'll start the new season of the Dailybabes tonight.
This was funny to me.. for some reason.
Car accident. That's crazy.
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?"
The other old lady said, "It's a condom."
"A condom? Where do you get those?"
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"
The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."
I love these.
My thoughts actually.
I'd pee in her butt.
Tyson is the suck.
- FFL -
- My Ex.
- Hot Babes.
- Porno Paris.
- Carmen Electra.
- Kung Fu Kritters.
- Base jump death.
- Come onnn tittie!
- Fun in the bathtub.
- Great shirt for pedos.
- Super glue can kill ya.
- Exorcist hidden images.
- Girls working out. Yay.
- Lots of funny pictures.
- Great galleries and such.
- Goodyear blimp crashes.
- Great mod for a Mac Mini.
- Oh no, she pooted on TV.
- You guys do like girls right?
- Homemade air conditioner.
- Look at all that man juice.
- Pretty good shooting game.
- Fun on the handy webcam.
- Well, that's something new.
- Hot babes for you. Just you.
- Ok, here's the tazer clip again.
- Awww.. Look at the little baby.
- Pictures of pregnant animals. OK.
- Chat with girls on the INTERNET!
- 24 movie in the works? Awesome.
- I guess a cat the ASIANS can't eat.
- Dirtbike crash with wonderful editing.
- Another new Bugs? Wait for the end.
- I think the hamster dance as updated.
- Didn't know there were that many fish.
- Longer version of Tom Cruise acting retarded.
- GTA hack that allows you to have sex with girls.
- List of songs deemed inappropriate following 9/11.
- I think she should eat the box of razors. Whatcha think?
» Well hello..
posted on 06/17/05 by Opie
Old Home Alone In Living Color skit. Good stuff.
Another Chappelle's Show clip.
To quick to judge.
Lunch time can be fun.
Wonder what's going to happen.
A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth.
A young nurse enters his room to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr. Jones, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
The head nurse walks by and sees the man getting a little distraught, so she marches over to find out what's wrong. "Nurse," he mumbles, "are my testicles black?"
The head nurse whips back the sheets, pulls down the man's pajamas, moves his penis out of the way, has a good look, pulls up the pajamas and says, "There's nothing wrong with them."
Frustrated at this, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and asks again, "I said, are my test results back?!"
- FFL -
- Hot chick.
- Link Dump.
- That’s Hot.
- Teen Kelly.
- Porno Blonde.
- I love thongs.
- Awesome Ass.
- XXXposed girls.
- It's a sad day.
- That's just nasty.
- Lite version of heavy!
- Hot teens to jack off too.
- Pulp Fiction in 30 Seconds.
- This cow song is awesome.
- THAT'S A HUGE LIL' BITCH!
- Anyone like skanky blondes?
- Pretty cool airplane pictures.
- This site made me get a boner.
- Land of the dead? Looks neat.
- Capture the humans in your ship.
- This is like girls stuffing their bra.
- Shampoo for the area down there.
- A lot of guys would love this tool.
- Tight pussy? Just a gallery for fun.
- Only reason to watch Crossroads.
- Awesome celebrity videos for free.
- People making fools of themselves.
- Name that game. (Old school games)
- They must be talking about Bangbus.
- I must have the ASIAN treat called pocky.
- Girl showing of her puss. Yes, I said puss.
- Grown man crying after getting arrested.
- A story that may make you grab your nuts.
- Cupcakes that will make your horny. Seriously.
- Who wants to pay 1.8 million for a Super Enzo?
- Kid rapes dog. Charged. Dog dies. More charges.
- PETA employees charged with animal cruelty!! hahahaha
- One in six boys is sexually abused before age 16. Who ran that test?
posted on 06/15/05 by Opie
Yes, nothing but W.O.W today because....
WARNING THIS BELOW SHOULD BE TYPED INTO A LIVEJOURNAL, BUT APPARENTLY I'M NOT COOL ENOUGH TO HAVE ONE SO I'LL POST IT ON THE COOLEST SITE..
This post is dedicated to an old friend of mine that decided to take the wrong road in life. Forum members would know him as Callaway.
Well, I seriously don't get drugs. Especially take so much that you fucking die. Even as him being an old friend I honestly have no pitty for suicide/OD. I haven't really even talked to him in awhile, because of how he lived his life, but he did enjoy this site. (Who wouldn't?)
Am I sad that he's gone? Sure, I do have some soul left in me. It just pisses me off how people can take pills or god knows what - just to get high. You're better off drinking your own urine, at least that's sterile.
Shit like this makes you wonder about life. Doesn't it? Just like that you can die... OK I'll shut up.
So this is for Heath.
[/black people are funny]
P.S. Post like Monday will be on Friday..
» I play battle for a living now.
posted on 06/13/05 by Opie
First watch this. (Screen caps here) Then watch the Dane clip above.
Triumph (Conan) at the Jackson thing. [Give it time to load]
MTV stunt life part 3. (Forgot about this Friday)
Watch out for that bus.
Drive-by in LA.
(I think I posted this one before.. Fuck it.)
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."
Not sure what's going on here..
Ate a lot of kittys.
As long as the sign stays over your face.
Looks funny huh?
Yes, that's a rabbit.
Some of these are actually funny.
I hope it's shopped.
- FFL -
- Hot Links.
- Sexy bitch.
- Batman fetish?
- Danger Seeker!
- I like this beat.
- It's a hot zebra.
- Spelling Bee fun.
- Jessica Simpson.
- Wild College Girls.
- Real life Spiderman.
- Sex Offender To Be..
- Olsen Twins SNL skit.
- Fairly Freaky Animals!
- 727 Jet Limo? No way.
- Find a date in your state.
- Conan as Captain Planet.
- News station gets hacked.
- ASIAN fishing game. Hooray.
- Do it yourself tongue piercing.
- Not sure why I laughed at this.
- New 208 keyboard. No shift key.
- Got a DUI while fucking mowing.
- What happened to her stomach?
- Back when water guns were cool!
- Do all ASIANS have small weiners?
- Hide the fact that you're a smoker.
- Michael Jackson's favorite little things.
- Just a girl with no titties getting banged.
- Wont be long and we'll be doing robots.
- Can't go wrong with teen pictures.. Right?
- List of those hilarious Morning Glory comics.
- Those cats will now be fed to their owners.
- Lots of girls showing their goods. (Big load)
- They arrested the cow.. I type that to fast?
- Raping his 7-WEEK-old daughter? What the...
- World naked bike ride coming at ya. (Well, came.)
- This game is great because it has an ASIAN talking.
- Re-post of that crazy ass girl stripping for her boyfriend.
- This is really ridiculous about the T-shirt hell owner. Just a shirt people.