» Holiday. posted on 05/30/05 by Opie



Two girls fighting!



Two crazy Asian videos.



No! Not the fist.



That's a great laugh.



Go ramp out the window.
Fun Facts

1. Money isn't made out of paper,it's made out of cotton.

2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.

3. The dot over the letter i is called a "tittle"

4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.

6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.

9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. (This is frightening).

10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.

11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.

12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

13. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

16. Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower' because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the 'upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters.

17. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time ...hence, multi-tasking was invented.)

18. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

19. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

20. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before!

21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!

22. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Useful info).

24. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was a Captain Kirk mask painted white.

25. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar (good to know.)

26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless.)

27. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law,which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb (sign of a true civilized society ... not.)

28. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.

29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It's the same with apples! (Guess what I'm buying on my next trip to the grocery store?)

30. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

31. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

32. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

33. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it.

Images



Damn right.



DAMN NIGGA!



Asians don't need Fear Factor.



Somebody stepped on her her chest.



He wont be kicking anyone's ass.



Uh oh... (Nice nuts too!)



Nike is crazy.



Great lady.
- FFL -

- Owned.
- F5 Tornado.
- Bizarre News.
- Ate at Mcdonald's.
- Blonde riding hard.
- Threesome action.
- Sexy teen galleries.
- Yep. Let's go bowling.
- Nice little booty on her.
- Big Brother 24/7 live cam.
- The UFO caller. Kind of crazy.
- Put the Lotion in the Basket.
- Can you spot the difference?
- Idiot trying to fight cops off.
- Lesbians kissing in the garden.
- Star Wars III Easter egg hunt.
- That new Paris Hilton commercial.
- Mario starcatcher. Yes, a game.
- Oh my, she's fucking hot as ice.
- Hot juicy teens. No pun intended.
- A bait car... Just a bunch of idiots.
- Swing dancing that is actually cool.
- Hey guys, get some help jacking off.
- Get the acorn up as high as you can..
- Don't snatch a purse from a wrestler.
- Haha, I remember this fake pussy video.
- So fat she was referred to a zoo for MRI.
- WW2 ASIAN soldiers found in the jungle.
- Best movie trailer ever. Nice boobs too.
- The first chick in this video has a nice rack.
- Viagra and masturbation will make you blind.
- That terrorist chick Mandy from "24" naked.
- Great version of the classic arkanoid game.
- Dear God. I can't believe I just posted this shit.
- Be a beta tester for upcoming Mountain Dew X.
- The background music is RODNEY CARRINGTON!
- Panties that will monitor the location of your wife or girlfriend 24/7.

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» bumble bee tuna posted on 05/27/05 by Opie



The stuff you see with night vision.



Wonder what the loser got?



How cool is this?



Idiot. x 2
JOKE! If you're dumb like me, read it twice.

David Hasselhoff goes into a bar, and the barman says, "What can I get for you, Mr Hasselhoff?"

He replies, "I don't want to be called that any more - from now on I want to be called Mr Hoff."

The barman replies, "That's no hassle."

IMAGES!



Don't laugh to hard now.



Writing can be tough.



DAMN NIGGA!




Forks are fun and a DN!



What's he doing?



Daddy... Here's my date. *Flick wrist down*



Looks like he has two hogs he rides.



Dunno.



I like these comics.



Yay.



What, no dog?



I think she sat on a midget.
- FFL -

- Nice Ass.
- Adriana Lima.
- Sith Happens.
- I go to Collage.
- Play Megaman!
- Sexy music video.
- Need to meet a girl?
- Fruitcake lady rules.
- Who doesn't like Jenna?
- Anyone notice the dog?
- Lesbians are your friend.
- Playstation as a sex toy?
- New design for the WTC.
- What is the point to this?
- Burt Reynolds will slap you.
- Jennifer Anniston butt smack.
- We all like this type of game.
- Well isn't that a lovely image.
- Mini pop kids is a load of gay.
- I wanted to see MJ's balls too.
- Best kind of car wash. (Boobs)
- Well that explains it. Perfectly.
- Translate your name into ASIAN.
- SPICE GIRLS ARE COMING BACK!
- Another torrent site shut down.
- Check out this new energy drink.
- Who wants to work out with her?
- Charlie and the blah blah web site.
- First-ever gay horror/slasher movie.
- Makes the balls go to the other side.
- Lesbians in the pool. Need I say more?
- GOOD LAWD! Those some big ass tittas.
- Sometimes you just have to get away.
- Do you guys think these boobs are real?
- HA-HA! I have that beat in this here hole.
- Liv Tyler showing her boob. Yes, just one.
- Wow. Tons of free porn videos zipped up.
- The hidden message lyrics site was updated.
- I didn't even know there were black Canadians.
- This is actually cool, even if you're not a camera freak.

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» RAWR posted on 05/25/05 by Opie



W.O.W time buttholes.
SUPER QUICK Q AND A

Q: Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
A: Her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

Q: Why don't black people marry Mexicans?
A: Because they don't want their kids to be too lazy to steal.

- FFL -

- That hurt!
- Huge Boobies.
- Natalie Portman.
- Hell, I like dimes.
- Bum vs an ASIAN.
- DVD quality movies.
- The future of gaming.
- MONSTER MASH! haha
- New Pimp My Weapon.
- Star Wars kid's... Dad?
- Nice ATV crash and riding.
- Opie Oil? 5 quarts please.
- Attack the people. Stupid.
- Hunt for Grievous. (Star Wars)
- Why hello there Miss Creamer.
- Check out the bathroom picture.
- Put this on your girlfriend's phone.
- Ok. Who here has a bloody zit fetish?
- You guys remember Speedy Gonzalez?
- This guy eats old and not so good things.
- Let's go ride bikes, then fall on our face. Or..
- Girl: BRB, going to get naked on my webcam.
- Lesbian tested - Fake dong rocket not a bomb.
- This news site is basically telling you to imitate them.
- "Mums" - MOMs at 12, 14, and 16.. (Yes, I noticed the milkshake baby too)
- DVD Shredder? I just break them. Then it files everywhere, including my eye.

Note: I will probably start making Wednesday's post shorter since everyone comes to jack off anyway. Would have had more FFL, but I ran out of time. Sucka.

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» Read the important note! posted on 05/23/05 by Opie

Important! Don't forget to buy Season 2 of Chappelle's Show, tomorrow 5/24/05.

Also, a little FYI. Star Wars made $158,500,000 it's opening week.



The Mummy Parody. Yes, with Snoop Dogg. If you haven't seen it, watch it.



Long jump on a dirt bike.



Bad words in porn.. Is the Devil.



Video of that smoking chimp.
Joke!

An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy.

They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.

Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . please advise."

The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."

IMAGES



Even in a cartoon, a shit-eating grin is funny.



Horny? Why wait.. Nevermind.



DAMN NIGGA!



K-mart sucks. That was out of left field.



Think he washed up first?



That automatic got away from him.



Nothing needed.



They're doing it!
- FFL -

- Jessica Biel.
- Bull stripper.
- Bad bus driver.
- Ahh Cyber Chicks.
- Ladies hit by a car.
- Another puzzle site.
- Playstation 3 Game.
- Snowmobile accident.
- Rick James died again!
- Where's my SUPERSUIT!
- Sexy babes, naughty hoes.
- Chappelle on gay America!
- They should both get Aids.
- Voice of Fred Flintstone died.
- Anything that blows up is cool.
- Internet tennis is so much fun.
- Ring tone dancer looks a little fruity.
- This dude needs a bad ass beating.
- Challenge that ni... Guy Darth Vader!
- Six-legged calf.. That sounds crazy.
- Body building and dancing don't mix.
- Two-headed baby on Oprah. (Crazy!)
- Making Dinosaurs out of chicken bones.
- He shouldn't have been doing that anyway.
- Skateboarding on top of Saddam's Palace.
- If you've seen the new Star Wars movies.. Watch.
- The fact that the word "another" is in this headline...
- Someone being stupid on the Internet? Get outta town.
- I think kids are much more stupid than they used to be.
- Mary Kay Letourneau Weds Former Student. - You'll remember this story.
- Attention Black people and MTV Cribs! There's a Scarface game coming out.

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» I have a bunch of ASIAN friends. posted on 05/20/05 by Opie



What the hell is that? Just watch.



Deputy survives after being hit by truck.



Another reason why all cats should die.
So this girl ask for a forums account...

From: "Katherine"
To: opie@entensity.net
Sent: Monday, May 16, 2005
Subject: forums

"I'd like to register but it doesn't let me.

i'd like sdp as my screen name and you can just choose any password."

My reply

Oh, you have to show your boobs in order to get access.

Her reply

I would need access to the forums to post the [img] tags wouldn't i.

My reply

You can attach that here.

Her reply

lalalala



That's the last thing I expected and I didn't change the filenames.
From the submit page..

"No joke, just a suggestion. Create a torrent for WoW. I imagine that'd solve quite a few problems.

Love the site, wish you didn't have to deal with so many stupid people."

First, I loved that last part, you guys have NO IDEA how many idiots visit this site.

Anyway.. I have thought about making it a torrent after W.O.W is over for the day, but there will always be this:

"HEY LOLZ! lllllllllloooooollllll :) WAHT'S A TORRENT?! MY AOL BROWSER DOES SOETHING WEIRD AND I THINK I MY MOM JUST PEEED IN MY BUTT.

And yes the torrent option has been requested by several other people, so I'll keep it in mind for the big clips.

Images!



DAMN NIGGA!



Lets go ride bikes.



Great with eggs.



Hmmm. Ouch maybe?



It will poke your good eye out.



Haha.



Owned?



Smile, don't eat my camera.



I like funny people.
Girlfriend cheating story

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs: Phone rings, I answer, caller hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls, it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always look out for her taxi coming home, but she always comes walking up the driveway as I hear a car setting off...as if she had exited the car 'round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her?

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?

- FFL -

- e3 Babes.
- Sexy ass.
- Your Wife.
- Ferrari Enzo.
- Wild teen galleries.
- Police attack dogs.
- Sloppy fight 2. (Flash)
- Suicidal chicken huh?
- Very funny ASIAN clip.
- Free Music From Heavy.
- Girls just wanna have it.
- Fire put out by breast milk.
- All different types of snorers.
- I'll take Free porn for $600 Alex.
- Nice tits on that window flasher.
- Now girls can play STAR WARS!
- Must be a ni.. Uh ghetto school.
- Watch out for this sex offender.
- Time's interview with Chappelle.
- Heart your heart out Mr. Goatse.
- This might make you a bit dumber.
- That BrandyDDD naked.. In a video.
- Nice sound effect on this plane landing.
- Elvis Storm Trooper. Off to kill myself..
- Sheep mail. Kind of stupid if you ask me.
- Oh, here's a new one. Bag and gag porn.
- Great game if you're a movie freak like me.
- Killed him and then took his eyes as a prize.
- Kylie Minogue has breast cancer. That sucks.
- I started doing a white boy dance to the music.
- They could've use an ugly girl for "Trailer Trash".
- Out of all the guys in this work Heidi Klum marries Seal.
- I would punch anyone that wore these. Not really, I'd run away.
- Hot air balloon accident. This actually happened in my area. If I get the unedited video, I'll post it.

Keep an eye out for the first half of this months post in the archives.

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» Ever start laughing while jacking off? posted on 05/17/05 by Opie



This weeks W.O.W is a good one.
Note: Just clip skip on that ad page or click it. I don't care, it just helps with the w.o.w server bill. Don't expect to see those often though.

More vids!



New SNL Celebrity Jeopardy from last weekend! (Give it time to load.)



This clip was too long so edited to the best part.



Lots of guys are going to buy more milk now.



Where'd the baseball go?



Um.. This is just stupid... Off to jack off..
Q and A

Q: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
A: I said, "Dust!"

Q: Why aren't there Mexicans in Star Trek?
A: Because they have no FUTURE.

Q: What's worse than spiders on your piano?
A: Crabs on your organ.

Q: How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?
A:They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
A: Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his mother thought he was God, and he thought his mother was a virgin.

Q: Have you seen Stevie Wonder's latest CD?
A: No? Well, neither has he.

Q: Why are there no Puerto Rican doctors?
A: Because you can't write prescriptions with spray paint.

IMAGES!



Barbeque sauce..



I got a pink fifty on the black kid.



Why? Uh huh.



DAMN NIGGA! ..and an OWNED!



Well alright.



Yes, that's a man and a woman.



Call me crazy, but it she has a nice body.
"Ok my friend is a paramedic and he got called on this 2 days ago:

The story went like this. This kid was threating to stab himself with a kitchen knife, so his parents called the police. He was in the front yard yelling and screaming and holding the knife to his chest. So as soon as this kid sees the police car coming up he runs to go back into the house (knife still pointing at chest) and trips on the steps and runs right into the front of his house.

So in the end he lost a lung and just barely missed his heart, but is still alive."





They should have just let his dumbass eat shit and die.
- FFL -

- Hot Babe.
- Nerd Family!
- Crazy Crash.
- Lion Vs Midgets!
- The Lady Sitters.
- Fast rapper alert!
- Playstation 3 video.
- Grocery Store Wars!!!!
- Fast and Furious comic.
- The baby is kinda funny.
- Duke Nukem style game.
- HAY GUYZ! Buy nothing!
- Go figure... British soldiers.
- Hannah's hotel threesome.
- Jerking your own adventure.
- Tara Reid likes black men now.
- OOPS! She crapped her pants!
- Lesbians love to munch carpet.
- Apparently red bull is for the gays.
- 31 very bad masturbation ideas.
- More on Lohan looking like a pencil.
- Holy buttholes! I'd tear that ass up!
- Hey, someone should move that pole.
- Chappelle show clip. (The fake pee one)
- Who likes banging chicks in body cast?
- Cash flow generator and midgets. Sold.
- The government doesn't like black people.
- Parachutist dies jumping from Eiffel Tower.
- Napoleon Dynamite soundboard. (New one)
- This shit is bananas! (Holla back girl video)
- It's a baby with a little baby. (Or something)
- What kind of American English do you speak?
- Drug testing on monkeys. Yep, animal cruelty.
- What the child porn is this? That's just nasty.
- Remember that drunk getting fucked W.O.W clip?
- Someone send me a pass to this site. (Huge titties)
- This may make you turn your head sideways. (You know, like a dog)

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