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yee haw posted on 04/16/10 by Opie



Watch, Listen, then pee your pants from laughing.



Policeman Vs. Teacher



I hate Iceland!



Another use for fire truck hoses.



The "Hand Skills Game" prank.



Tractor can't make it.



Beware of crazy midgets!



Rebound Fail!



Somehow he makes it across.



Dog runs loose on baseball field.



Another idiot stabbing people.



Is this girl on drugs? Hot though.

Joke

A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the Third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.

After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their Situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well,Sister, this looks pretty grim.'

'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two.'

'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?'

'Anything, Father.'

'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.'

'Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.'

The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.

'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?' She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.

The Nun then enquired:

'Father, could I ask something of you?'

'Yes, Sister?'

'I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?'

'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied lifting his robe.

'Oh Father, may I touch it?'

The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.

'Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life.'

'Is that true Father?'

'Yes, it is, Sister.'

'Oh Father, that's wonderful ... Stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here!'

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[NSFW] - Hot threesome.
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[ SFW ] - Dalmatian horse!
[ SFW ] - Funny ass shirts.
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex.
[NSFW] - Latin teen fucked.
[ SFW ] - Destroy the village!
[NSFW] - Midgets cum too soon.
[ SFW ] - Punching Bag Accident.
[NSFW] - ASIAN with a nice rack.
[NSFW] - Sucker punch in hockey.
[ SFW ] - Masterpieces in 3D... haha
[NSFW] - A Gangbang Before Marriage.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Douchebag Fashions.
[ SFW ] - The Human Centipede Trailer.
[ SFW ] - "The Other Guys" looks funny.
[ SFW ] - Girl too drunk to leave the pool.
[ SFW ] - Boy kills dad with sledgehammer.
[ SFW ] - Maybe the coolest old guy ever?
[ SFW ] - 6 Million Resident SimCity. No Cheating.
[ SFW ] - Listen to this he/she make horse sounds hahaha.
[ SFW ] - Pitcher blames having diarrhea on his performance.
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I know Kung Fu posted on 04/14/10 by Opie



W.O.W



"I'll do you for some cigarettes"



Naked girls on the beach.



The Result Of A Real Orgasm

Joke

A young Swedish woman, old Dutch woman, an Englishman, and an Irishman are riding a train...

The train goes through a tunnel and it becomes pitch black in the car, a loud SMACK is heard... the train emerges from the tunnel and the Englishman is rubbing his cheek.

The Swedish girl thinks "I bet he tried to grope me and accidentally got the old woman and she slapped him..."

The Dutch woman thinks "He must have groped the Swedish girl and she slapped him..."

The Englishman thinks "The Irishman must have groped the Swedish girl and she accidentally slapped me..."

And the Irishman thinks "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that English guy again."

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Don't mess with this K-9



Good answers.



DAMN NIGGA!



Really?



If you don't get it go to the site.



That hurt.

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[ SFW ] - Girl fight!
[NSFW] - Perky tits.
[NSFW] - Sexy teen.
[NSFW] - Free cam girls.
[NSFW] - Big nice titties.
[NSFW] - Spy cam sex tape.
[ SFW ] - Conan O'Brien singing?
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Douchemobiles.
[NSFW] - Holy shit this girl is hot.
[ SFW ] - Pixels invade New York!
[ SFW ] - No panties is always good.
[ SFW ] - Bill O?Reilly Interviews ICP.
[ SFW ] - Louis CK & the Catholic Church.
[ SFW ] - CODE for $5 use it! "ENTENSIT"
[ SFW ] - We Are The World 25 For Haiti.
[ SFW ] - How good are your mouse skills.
[ SFW ] - The cat with hands.. What the fuc....
[ SFW ] - "We?ve Got Company" Is said too much.
[ SFW ] - Old Spice is winning with their commercials!!!
[ SFW ] - Excellent KE$HA Tik Tok video with better lyrics.
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oh that Anderson posted on 04/12/10 by Opie



If Fedor fought Silva, this would be the result.



Tiger says GODDAMN IT!



Just watch, you'll laugh.



Apparently he doesn't know anything.



He got scared.



Good use for an airbag.



Hey! Watch out for that shed.



The Horse Whisperer.. HAHA



Mom teachers her kids how to be black



Uh..

Joke

A famous heart doctor goes to give a lecture to a group of physicians from out of town. As he going to the auditorium there he says to his driver, ?Ya know Jim, I really feel like the crap today, I wish I could get out of giving this lecture and just sit and rest.?

Now Jim had been this doctor?s chauffeur for 10 years, and he had a great relationship with the doctor. He say, ?Hey doc? I could give the lecture for you.?

The doctor chuckles and says, ?Jim, I like you and everything and you?re a great guy, but in all honesty, you don?t really know about what I do.?

Jim responds, ?You?re right, but I?ve been watching you give this lecture for the last ten years, I have the thing memorized: I could give it in my sleep! Plus, the doctors coming today are all from out of town, they have no idea what you look like, so they would have no idea I wasn?t you.?

The doctor really feels like shit, so he sits back, thinks for a second, and says, ?What the hell, I trust you, let?s do it.? So they pull over to the side of the road, change outfits, and the doctor drives the rest of the way to the lecture hall.

When they get there, a hundred prominent heart surgeons are sitting in the auditorium, waiting for the lecture to start. The driver walks up to the podium in the front, and the doctor sits in the back with the driver?s hat on and looks around the room and thinks, ?Oh god, what have it done! All of these doctors are famous and could squash my career if this lecture goes badly.? The driver gets to the podium, coughs, looks around the room? and proceeds to give the lecture absolutely PERFECTLY! He hits every major point in the lecture, talks with eloquence and grace, and in general, gives the talk even better than the doctor ever did.

The doctor breathes a huge sigh of relief and then lays back in his chair and relaxes for the rest of the lecture. But then, as the lecture finishes and the lights go back up, a lump catches in the doctor?s throat as he realizes one thing: he had scheduled this lecture with a question and answer session afterwards!

Among the visiting doctors, a couple of hands go up, and the doctor looks on in horror as the driver picks the hand of the most prominent heart surgeon in the entire country. He proceeds to ask the most complicated, detailed, mind-bogglingly complex question the doctor had ever heard after any lecture ever, and the room goes silent to see the how the famous heart doctor will respond.

The driver looks down and is silent for a moment. The doctor sitting in the back is petrified with fear; he knows there is absolutely no way the driver could possibly know the answer to this question: his career as a lecturer is over!

And then the driver looks at the surgeon that asked the question, points to the back of the room, and says, ?Sir, That question is so ridiculously easy, I?m going to let my driver answer it.?

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[NSFW] - Hot tub sex.
[ SFW ] - Zombie game.
[NSFW] - Hot girlfriend.
[ SFW ] - Nearly naked.
[NSFW] - Homemade porn.
[NSFW] - Facebook of sex.
[NSFW] - Backyard sex tape.
[NSFW] - Oh that Butterbean!
[ SFW ] - Sexy Escalator Prank.
[ SFW ] - Another A-Team trailer.
[ SFW ] - FRESH POTS! What the...
[ SFW ] - Love the Hangover Movie?
[NSFW] - Hot naked girls to chat with.
[ SFW ] - Only her nipples are covered.
[ SFW ] - Why Tiger Woods is the man.
[ SFW ] - Christian Bale Vs. Tiger Woods
[ SFW ] - Is this a new faggot boy band?
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Most Dangerous Women.
[NSFW] - Masturbating On The Ledge. (A girl)
[ SFW ] - UFC 112: Anderson Silva vs. Demian Maia.
[ SFW ] - Anderson Silva Doesn't Deserve Shot Against GSP
[ SFW ] - Dana White 'Embarrassed' by Anderson Silva at UFC 112
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pillow forts posted on 04/09/10 by Opie



This is the best "cry" I've ever heard.



COD6 nuke in 30 seconds.



Dunk FAIL.



Camper Stuck In Narrow Alley (Wait for it)



We're doomed.



Awesome play.



Beach Dog doesn't take any shit!



Teacher loses it.



He gets someone.



Ass full of live eels.

Joke

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

"Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"

"Just take two," Brenda replied. "The rest are for your father."

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[NSFW] - Get laid.
[NSFW] - Nice ass.
[ SFW ] - Ski game.
[NSFW] - Huge tits.
[NSFW] - Latina sex.
[NSFW] - Stupid kids.
[ SFW ] - iPod Touch.
[ SFW ] - Very hot chick.
[ SFW ] - Naughty NaviBot.
[NSFW] - Damn, she's fine.
[NSFW] - Porn quality DVDs.
[NSFW] - Hot amateur body.
[ SFW ] - Enjoy A 3D Burrito.
[NSFW] - Girlfriend Of The Year.
[NSFW] - Interrupted during sex.
[NSFW] - Porn Videos of the Week
[ SFW ] - Cool skateboarding video.
[ SFW ] - World Leaders As Juggalos
[ SFW ] - Weekend Forecast is Horny.
[ SFW ] - COD6 Ad that's too dirty for TV.
[ SFW ] - Cross dresser Pranks Chatroulette.
[ SFW ] - Very awesome Call of Duty fan film.
[ SFW ] - I want to shoot pigs out a helicopter!
[ SFW ] - ICP - Miracles. (Maybe the dumbest lyrics ever)
[ SFW ] - Taiwanese Boy sings "I Will Always Love You".. Wow.
[ SFW ] - 5 Mistakes Guys Make Early On That Scare Women Away.
[ SFW ] - If Southpark was real life. (Only posting because it's so horrible)


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Finally.. posted on 04/07/10 by Opie

FYI: My Internet has been retarded this past week and suddenlink assured me it would be fixed today, which it isn't. Sucks uploading off a fucking cell phone. Hopefully I can get back to normal post times for Friday. (And sorry so short)



W.O.W



These tits will kill you.



Nice ASIAN rack.



Nice.

Joke

A guy walks into the bar and slams 20 dollars onto the table and says "Give me four shots of vodka"

As soon as the bartender pours the shots the guy slams them down. So the bartender says, "What's the celebration?"

"My first blowjob."

So the bartender hears this and says "Oh, Congratulations! Here have another shot on me."

The guy says, "Nah, that's okay. If the first four didn't get the taste out of my mouth I don't think a fifth one would help."

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[ SFW ] - Holy ass.
[ SFW ] - Tit tricks.
[ SFW ] - Guido Time.
[ SFW ] - Almost naked.
[ SFW ] - Nice kick KO.
[NSFW] - I love Hookers.
[NSFW] - Spring break sex.
[NSFW] - Facebook of sex.
[NSFW] - Dirty Porn Videos.
[ SFW ] - Will It Blend? - iPad
[NSFW] - Dorm room sex tape.
[ SFW ] - Scarface school play.
[NSFW] - Hottie in the bathtub.
[NSFW] - Her first time doing anal.
[ SFW ] - Pickup line of the week.
[ SFW ] - Kate Gosselin Lady Gaga Fail
[ SFW ] - 300 Trailer ft. Epic Beard Man
[ SFW ] - Load the cargo the deliver it.
[ SFW ] - She needs to move her hands.
[NSFW] - It's fun to chat with these girls.
[ SFW ] - Leaked video of Civilians killed in Baghdad.
[ SFW ] - How To Open A Bottle Of Vodka With Your Head!
[ SFW ] - 55 inch Samsung LED TV for less than a $100 - Use coupon ENTENSITY.


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here ya go posted on 04/05/10 by Opie



This is from Big Brother Italy and it's painful.



Bad arm break during Basketball game.



Damn, he knocked the piss out of him.



The best pit maneuver by police caught on tape



Dog humping a cat.



BREAKING NEWS! Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere



Steve Carell April Fools Day Weather Report



Raise your hand if you like BIG TITS!.. haha



Uh.. WTF?

Joke

One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly.

The couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven. The young woman asks Peter if they could get married in Heaven, since their time on Earth was cut short. He replies that he'll get back with them on that request.

A month later, St. Peter finds them and announces that they can - in fact - get married in Heaven. To his surprise, the woman asks "Just wondering, if things don't work out will we be able to get a divorce?"

With a stern look in his eye, Peter blurts out "Look lady, it took me a month to find a preacher up here... you really think I'm gonna find a lawyer?"

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Invisible dicks!



Brown-Dick wedding.



Really?



Guy gets a ticket and writes a nice letter.



No wonder she's a fatty.



I would too.



He is not amused.

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[ SFW ] - Bad girls.
[NSFW] - Teen sex.
[ SFW ] - Ninja game.
[NSFW] - Busty blonde.
[NSFW] - Very nice ass.
[ SFW ] - Sausage King!
[NSFW] - Free XXX Movies
[NSFW] - Sexy rocker chick.
[ SFW ] - Fishtank deep fryer.
[ SFW ] - Guys acting like girls.
[ SFW ] - Fat kid BMX faceplant.
[ SFW ] - The Internet Explained.
[ SFW ] - A full Iron Man 2 Clip!!!
[NSFW] - Don't ride a floor buffer.
[NSFW] - Naked girls to chat with.
[NSFW] - Mother fucker, it got me.
[ SFW ] - Chatroulette Cheerleader!
[ SFW ] - The Muppets: Stand By Me.
[NSFW] - He got laid off and is pissed.
[ SFW ] - Chatroulette Song (Jon Lajoie)
[ SFW ] - First Resident Evil: Afterlife Trailer.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Signs She's Settling For You.
[NSFW] - I guess the dog wanted to join the party.
[ SFW ] - The Expendables Trailer (Lots of A-listers)
[ SFW ] - This homo hates a lot of things. Pretty funny.
[ SFW ] - "5 Agents busted in my door this morning" - Unlawful entry
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uh huh posted on 04/02/10 by Opie

Note: Since the forums are now closed MCOTW will be back this weekend.



"You're not a single lady"



Dog eats a cop car.



Grenade throw FAIL.



Business Card Throwing Master.



Talking Carl scream fight.. haha



Fan mocks Batista.



Top 10 low pass flybys.



What the hell is he doing to that elephant?



Where do I join this support group?

Joke

A man and his wife are awakened at three o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring outside!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.

"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?" "I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

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[NSFW] - Get laid.
[ SFW ] - Puzzle game.
[NSFW] - Sexy blonde.
[NSFW] - Girls exposed.
[ SFW ] - His last stunt.
[NSFW] - Nice ASIAN rack.
[NSFW] - Hot cam whores.
[NSFW] - Latina on a spycam.
[NSFW] - 100% perfect teen!
[ SFW ] - Marisa Tomei is a hottie.
[ SFW ] - Get your iPad here first.
[ SFW ] - The gym isn't for pussies.
[NSFW] - Caught in the Coffee Shop.
[NSFW] - She rides his dick very well.
[ SFW ] - The best fucking shirts, ever!
[ SFW ] - Today Show Discusses Trolling.
[ SFW ] - Baby deer and dog play fighting.
[ SFW ] - Is this the "I like turtles" kid's brother?
[NSFW] - Teen Couple Film Themselves On Video.
[ SFW ] - Chicks you wouldn't take home to Mom.
[ SFW ] - Chuck Norris Destroyed the Periodic Table.
[ SFW ] - Little Leaguer Takes Another Player's Dad Out.
[ SFW ] - 99 Words For Boobs: Jennifer Love Hewitt Edition
[ SFW ] - Girl drugged up after getting her wisdom teeth out.


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