» aasdfgsdg posted on 04/28/06 by Opie



These guys could beat Forrest Gump.



Another one!



Didn't see that coming...



Funny Peta commercial.



?????



Funny animals.
Joke

Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...

The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimer's disease or AIDS."

"What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"

"Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her."

- FFL -

- "Hi Mom".
- Let her out.
- Kissing Cuties.
- Elephant rage.
- Venice in Lego.
- MDX Mission 2.
- Silent Hill article.
- Another lemonparty?
- She'll eat that twinkie.
- Two girls and no guys.
- So, he just fell asleep?
- Another Teen Webcam.
- Microwaved water is bad.
- Blacklight ink for tattoos.
- Learn how to type bitch.
- Jennifer Love Hewitt in FHM.
- Hottest poolshark in the UK.
- Group Sounds Twisted Logic.
- You have to shoot the targets.
- His nickname is the Godfather?
- She has that dirty whore look.
- Those are some big ass titties.
- Changing clothes in 4 seconds.
- Top 10 strangest home gadgets.
- Dead dog was dressed in clothes.
- Video of that fish eating on land.
- Break the ice before you run into it.
- Store must not have had a drive-through.

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» Here we are.. posted on 04/26/06 by Opie



W.O.W (If the download messes up try back when it's not so busy)



He has too much fun.



This is just sick.
Joke

Nine young boys with baseball gloves knock on Joey Smiths front door:

One of the young boys: "Mrs. Smith, can Joey come out and play baseball with us"

Mrs. Smith: "You know Joey was born without arms and legs"

Young Boy: "We know, but we need a third base"

Images



Damn Nigga!



I've been lazy on putting up the fan stuff.



Oh really?



That's a pretty neat trick.



Probably pretty old but..



Dunno.



What's going on down there?
- FFL -

- I got it.
- Hot videos.
- Adriana Lima.
- Addicting game.
- Nigga or Nigger?
- Sex in public. Fun.
- Full Clerks 2 trailer.
- Gay skateboarding.
- Hot playboy model.
- Play some Yahtzee!
- Lesbians need love.
- Slim Shady on acid.
- Sex toy or baby toy?
- Haha, what the hell?
- Spiderman punks X-Men.
- Two girls in the shower.
- Trying to impress women.
- Stupid girl steals cop car.
- Sexy and powerful brunette.
- I'd love to be invited to this.
- I want some fucking pancakes.
- Card trick with guy in neat mask.
- World's largest functional Tetris game.
- Adrienne Curry shows her naughty side.
- 5 spics killed by lighting, while praying.
- And I thought ASIANS only ate babies..
- Free sample of some "new" energy drink.
- I'd like some robot legs, because I'm lazy.
- Lindsay Lohan has a feud with Jessica Simpson.

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» Still feel like shit, but.. posted on 04/24/06 by Opie



Sleepless in Seattle trailer re-mix.



I wonder why she punched her.



Bad ass kick = KO



Another hard check.



Bet that hurt.



In case you haven't seen this. haha



Meet Angela.
Joke

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath

Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?

Some Images



Start him while he's young.



Adds 1 horse.



Awww, it's a baby hammerhead shark.



HERRRRE'S JOHNNY!



Imagine him swinging that arm at you.



Uh yeah.



Spring Thomas rules.
- FFL -

- Babes.
- Car prank.
- Girls boxing.
- Real Ninjas.
- Chainsaw BJ.
- Jessica Alba.
- This is a dude.
- Feel the noise.
- Amateur couple.
- Lots of galleries.
- 103 inch plasma.
- Will kill some time.
- Big ass hamburger.
- Crashing on a quad.
- Another Sybian rider.
- Rejected from church.
- Can you even use this?
- It's Britney Rears! (Porn)
- Haha, butt-hole fingering.
- Nintendo made Jared fat.
- That is some cheap "Ice".
- One of the funniest classics.
- Oklahoma police are stupid.
- Only fun if you stab yourself.
- Haha, look at this fuck-shit.
- Pretty fun base jumping game.
- The best MILF for the Captain.
- A bunch of plane crash pictures.
- Who doesn't like a hot waitress?
- Shit, I want to buy some of these.
- 12 nails in the head and no death.
- I made Entensity a Myspace account.
- What a clever Doctor, er I mean dude.
- Pretty damn cool art pieces. (Nintendo)
- Vida Guerra demonstrates sex positions.
- Jaime Pressly kissing Tiffani Amber Thiessen.
- Surfer chicks beating the shit out of each other.

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» Jerry Curl. posted on 04/19/06 by Opie

Being sick sucks, will return Monday.



W.O.W time boys.



Almost Illegal DVD (Naked girls and fighting)
Joke

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer , he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said,

"I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast.

- FFL -

- Hot babe.
- Street dog.
- Hot dancer.
- Jessica Alba.
- Hot galleries.
- Who lit that?
- Topless horror.
- Runway hottie.
- Bad-Ass Pussy.
- Pop Cherry's, cherry.
- Very bad bike crash.
- 1.6 million dollar bikini.
- Another thinking game.
- She could kick your ass.
- Play some sluts, er slots.
- Puzzle to keep you busy.
- Marisa Miller video part 1.
- Got an STD? No problem here.
- BIG ROCKS STRAIGHT AHEAD!!
- What we like and Pam Anderson.
- This idiot "tagged" Air Force One.
- Carmen Electra and Gena Lee Nolin.
- Nice panties, especially when they're off.
- Remaking your childhood videos. (I like it)
- Strip poker with a real girl. I won, sort of.
- Remix of that dumb Blood song. (Bunny hop)
- A bunch of regular hot girls. (Watch out for the ads)

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» It's Monday.. posted on 04/17/06 by Opie



Something unexpected happens..



Awesome pool tricks.



OK - this honky is crazy.



He having balance problems or something?



Even TBS saying they're gay.



That's pretty.
Joke

Kenny came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinko drunk, as he
often did, and crept into bed beside his wife, who was already asleep.

He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.

When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed
wearing a long flowing white robe.

"Who the hell are you?" Demanded Kenny, "and what are you doing in my
bedroom?".

The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".

Kenny was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to
live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me
back straight away".

St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We
can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Kenny was devastated, but
knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent
back as a hen. A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and
clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until
he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how
are you enjoying your first day here?"

"It's not so bad" replies Kenny, "but I have this strange feeling inside
like I'm about to explode".

"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never
laid an egg before".

"Never" replies Kenny

"Well just relax and let it happen"

And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops
out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and
his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the
first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was
overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best
thing that ever happened to him... ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he
felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife
shouting "Kenny, wake up you drunken bastard, you're shitting the bed!



Haha
- FFL -

- Nice dance.
- SUV vs Bike.
- Play Blackjack.
- I bet that hurt.
- Hardcore Elmo.
- Sex at Hooters.
- Amateur sex ride.
- Caribbean babes.
- Hostel DVD clip 1.
- Hostel DVD clip 2.
- This bitch is nasty.
- Very cool paintings.
- Whoa, a fish on land.
- "Shotgun" Rule book.
- Neat optical illusions.
- Lois has a sick mind.
- Another crazy puzzle.
- A bunch of free stuff.
- "Innocent" girl strips.
- World population stats.
- Pretty good flash game.
- Girl addicted to stripping.
- A message from Batman.
- Dancing in the bathroom.
- Family Guy does the Milkshake.
- Threesome, anal, and a blowjob.
- This dumbass has a bright future.
- Mike Tysons Punch out in real life.
- Remember that retarded Blood rap?
- Crackhead running from the police.
- Jaime Pressly and the Pussycat Dolls.
- She's hot and there's a bottle up there.
- I wonder what made him forget.. hmmm.
- Carmen rides the Sybian. (Howard Stern)
- The Ring online prank. (Didn't work for me)

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» HAYYYYYYYY posted on 04/14/06 by Opie

Quick one for today too, (Holiday and all...)

I'll do archives and shit this weekend.



Titanic 2: Jacks Back



I think he died. (Edit: No he didn't)



I guess it feels good?
Joke

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?

“Are you nuts? !!” she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

“Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” he asks again.

“Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?” So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?”

She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.”

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.

- FFL -

- Jesus.
- Dating.
- Hot model.
- Sexy blonde.
- Saw vibrator.
- Tiffany Toth.
- Stupid criminal.
- In the ring fights.
- No ticket for her.
- Going bear hunting.
- I bet that pole hurt.
- 25 Most Bizarre Jobs.
- CIA world factbook.
- That is a big ass TV.
- Breast and brightest.
- Kirsten Dunst blooper.
- 12 year old drum solo.
- Testing tasers on pigs.
- Only 10k to live forever.
- Check out these tanlines.
- Why can't hot girls do this?
- The Easter Bunny hates you.
- Paris singing Happy Birthday.
- Raid because of Ninja threat.
- I would've never guessed that.
- Shoot down the planes and ship.
- Play poker with the Pros. (Flash game)
- Stacy Keibler dancing on that dumb show.
- "Time to die if you don't heat my food, woman."
- This guy kills a lot of animals. (Puts them to sleep)

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