posted on 03/31/14 by Opie
Jaden Smith Words Of Wisdom (He's an idiot)
Fox News Accurately Recreates A Bear Encounter
Scare Prank Goes Better Than Expected
Tell me all the bad words you know...GO! (Wait for it)
German Shepherd Slow Motion FAIL
Hotel Door Chain FAIL
Jumpy 123 Trick (Smart Dog)
Nancy Grace Is Obsessed With Porn
Photoshop Has Gone Too Far
Drop It Like It's Hot
Milk....It Does The Booty Good
Time To Remove All Them Clothes
Mother Of God.
Casual sex for cock-hungry chick
This Is One Lucky Guy
Big Tit MILF Bathroom Fuck
Every Inch is Just More Pleasure for Her
Hi, Let me shake your hand
Wait Until You See What Happens To Her!
She'll fuck your dick off!
A woman and a man are lying in bed next to each other when her phone rings.
She picks up, the man looks over at her and listens. She is speaking in a cheery voice, "Hi. I'm so glad you called. Really? That's wonderful. I'm so happy for you. That sounds terrifiic. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye."
She hangs up and the man asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh," she replies, "That was my husband telling me about the great time he's having on his fishing trip with you."
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[NSFW] - Girls
[NSFW] - Dem Titties
[NSFW] - Perky Booty!
[NSFW] - Girls With Big Mouths
[ SFW ] - Need some clean piss?
[NSFW] - Look at the Butt on that!
[NSFW] - Very loud fucking (41:03)
[NSFW] - Who the hell is #5!? So Hot
[NSFW] - Tell her to do Jumping Jacks!
[ SFW ] - Bangkok's "Mexican" Gangsters
[NSFW] - Public Threesome Fuck (12:50)
[NSFW] - Wild Party Girls Uncensored (8:48)
[NSFW] - Her shirt can barely contain those!
[NSFW] - Dylan Riley Gets Feet Jizzed (9:21)
[NSFW] - SOD - Let's Get Fight (Nude Version)
[NSFW] - Amateur orgasm with vibrator (3:54)
[NSFW] - Irish Couple Homemade Sextape (13:08)
[NSFW] - Her Tits Bounce all over the Place (2:31)
[NSFW] - Teen hottie desperate to do porn (11:00)
[NSFW] - Shy brunette Latina Gets Pounded! (7:40)
[NSFW] - Chubby wife shared and creampied (10:27)
[NSFW] - Onion bootied beauty takes a mammoth cock
[NSFW] - Alexis is the Girlfriend We All Wanted (24:15)
[ SFW ] - 23 retro games you can play in your browser!
[NSFW] - We Could Die after Touching these Tits (9:57)
[ SFW ] - The Walking Dead: Everytime Rick Has Said Carl
[ SFW ] - Mahi Mahi beaching itself in south west Australia
[ SFW ] - 36 minigames, covering different periods in history
[NSFW] - Taylor Mae; Just Fucked Daddys Best Friend (35:56)
[NSFW] - 18yo Lexy and her perfect tits ride the Sybian (1:58)
[NSFW] - Three of the sluttiest teens alive share a cock (2:08)
[NSFW] - Topless Maniac Tears up a McDonald's.. Hey Nice Tits
[NSFW] - Twisted cam chick eats her own discharge on live cam (10:43)
[NSFW] - Mexican Gangster Blows Half His Face Off in a Botched Suicide Attempt
[NSFW] - Iranian Man Shoots His Wife Outside a Bank Before Killing Himself (1:37)
posted on 03/28/14 by Opie
Claimed (Hilarious if you watch The Walking Dead)
Mike Tyson Street Fighter Parody!!!
Free Sex (R?mi Gaillard is Back!)
A Great Abortion Commercial. HAHAHA
Ultimate Close Call Compilation!
RIP Oculus 2012-2014
Goat Simulator Official Launch Trailer
Toy Lightsaber (His Dad works for Dreamworks) More Videos Here
This is a CRAZY ASIAN Gum Commercial
Road Rage Ends With Instant Karma
Web cam whore goes too deep with Mr. jellyboy
First Sex Toy Makes Her Squirt Right Through Her Pants
Tara White's sexiest DP
Her Friend Films her getting Fucked!
Best Ass EVER!
Big Tit Hottie Holly Michaels!
Heart Shaped Booty!
Teen swingers waste no time tastingeach other out
Library Flasher Caught by Stranger LOL
Another Perfect Booty!
On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired Marine, and asked, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up from his newspaper and said; " Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married"
She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?
He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I said: Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out."
She giggled and said, "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight ?"
He looked her up and down and said, "Mission Accomplished."
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[NSFW] - WoW
[ SFW ] - Fun Ninja Game
[ SFW ] - Black Bike Week
[ SFW ] - Need some clean piss?
[ SFW ] - How It's Made - Bacon
[NSFW] - Men Explain The Vagina
[NSFW] - Just look at those titties
[NSFW] - Pull that wedgie out Baby
[ SFW ] - Call of Duty and Predator?
[NSFW] - Some really fucked up shit
[NSFW] - She might as well be naked.
[NSFW] - Fucking His Kinky GF (31:05)
[NSFW] - OFF WITH HIS HAND! (1:26)
[NSFW] - Even the cat likes her Booty!
[NSFW] - He fucks , she squirts (25:37)
[NSFW] - Watch what she does for Free!
[NSFW] - Celebrity Upskirt Paparazzi Pics
[ SFW ] - Ronald McDonald loves Taco Bell
[NSFW] - A whole bunch of Amateur Videos!
[NSFW] - Two chicks at the same time (6:11)
[NSFW] - Amateur roleplays as a schoolgirl (Pics!
[NSFW] - Briana Banks in Snatch Attack! (23:17)
[NSFW] - Hot brunette gives tremendous BJ (13:29)
[NSFW] - Hot teen teasing and shows her tits (Pics!)
[NSFW] - Latina Bombshell's Wild Audition Fuck (8:14)
[NSFW] - Busty Amateur Whore Takes 2 Cocks (25:24)
[NSFW] - Big-Tit MILF In Lingerie Gets Pounded (10:29)
[NSFW] - Webcam hotty squirts in her own mouth (1:45)
[NSFW] - My Strange Addiction: The Anal Edition (80:41)
[NSFW] - Dat Ass: 99 Greatest Ass Shots of All Time (Pics!)
[ SFW ] - He will make you flinch while shooting free throws.
[ SFW ] - TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - Official Trailer!!!!!
[NSFW] - Tanned toned and tall blonde private homevideo (11:17)
[NSFW] - Married Young Girl Gets Ass Fucked and Facialed POV (9:03)
[NSFW] - Cum-hungry MILF makes her sick husband feel a little better (2:07)
[NSFW] - Hot mommy gets surprised by a huge facial cumshot on sex tape (2:10)
[NSFW] - Girl Desperately Tries to Free Her Dog After the Leash Gets Stuck in Elevator Door 1:01)
YES SIR MASTA
posted on 03/26/14 by Opie
The beginners guide to a career in porn... HAHAHA
The Nicest Pussy I've Ever Seen
He's Having a Good Time
Wifey Is One Hot Full Service Maid
They are both so Fucking HOT!
A fine ass webcam slut
Strap-on Makes Her Friend Orgasmic
What's on Tap?
Crazy asians play blind beaver tasting
Poolside Booty Pounding
Remember her? (GIF)
Very nice Booty(GIF)
Little Billy is standing in the barn with his grandpa
There are rabbits in the barn and their droppings are all over the floor.
The boy says, "What are all these pellets on the ground, grandpa?"
Grandpa says, "They're smart pills, Billy. Eat them and you'll get smarter."
Little Billy liked the sound of that so he grabbed a handful off the ground and shoved them in his mouth. He immediately spit them out and said, "Ugh, those taste like crap, grandpa!"
Grandpa says, "See you're getting smarter already."
This would be a good April Fools Prank
Free My Daddy!
This dog would eat your whole family
Black and Yellow... Black and Yellow
Just getting old
The asshole Easter Egg Hunt
No they can't, trust me.
I don't think Geico saved him any money
My wife is in labor LOL
Pull your pants up, Nigger.
Yay, he drew a dick
Need some help ladies?
What a nice guy
OH I GET IT! Haha
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[NSFW] - Live Sex Cams
[NSFW] - Weird Picdump
[NSFW] - She must Workout
[NSFW] - Dem Titties (Pics!)
[NSFW] - 70 Hottest Raver Girls
[ SFW ] - Need some clean pee?
[NSFW] - January Jones Goes Nude
[NSFW] - Remove your hand Please!
[NSFW] - French Threesome (37:06)
[ SFW ] - Hercules (The Rock) Trailer!
[NSFW] - It's time for an Orgy! (56:53)
[ SFW ] - I love these Moto Bike Games
[NSFW] - I think this bitch is part Alien!
[NSFW] - Half Naked Babes Working out
[NSFW] - Tell her to spread her cheeks!
[NSFW] - She has a very nice Ass! (Pics!)
[NSFW] - Yummy girl gets Fucked! (10:14)
[NSFW] - More of the Super Hot Kate Upton
[ SFW ] - 2 Everything 2 Terrible 2 Tokyo Drift
[ SFW ] - Disney Animation/Character Design Facts
[NSFW] - German Girlfriend Wants it Right Now (7:32)
[NSFW] - Seductive GF's Awesome Home Video (8:18)
[NSFW] - She Wants Her Boyfriend's Dad's Dick (8:01)
[NSFW] - Alexa's Curvy Bottom Takes a Beating (14:45)
[NSFW] - Skinny Blonde Brings Herself To Orgasm (11:19)
[NSFW] - Latina Babes with some AWESOME Tits! (3:03)
[ SFW ] - 'Let's Be Cops' Red Band Trailer (Looks Hilarious)
[NSFW] - 18yo gets off hard cumming for strangers (4:55)
[NSFW] - Plump MILF Takes Big Cock Deep In Her Ass (5:06)
[NSFW] - Hot solo teasing from this gorgeous amateur (Pics!)
[ SFW ] - Honest Trailers - Captain America: The First Avenger
[ SFW ] - Watch this guy Ninja his way out of a burning building
[ SFW ] - Famous Actors' Audition Tapes Before They Were Famous
[NSFW] - Busty amateur girlfriend sucks and fucks with facial (13:33)
[NSFW] - Hot Homemade Video of that Chubby Redhead chick (56:57)
[NSFW] - Temp worker gets caught fucking the boss' teen daughter (3:00)
[NSFW] - Syrain Rebels Execute Two Saudis Fighting for a Rival Rebel Group
[NSFW] - Police in Papua New Guinea Set Dogs Loose on an Alleged Drug Dealer
posted on 03/24/14 by Opie
Most INSANE Music Video Ever (Dj Snake & Lil Jon - Turn Down For What)
Magic For Dogs!
Dog Laying on the Horn
These Guys Are Nuts
Haynes Baked Beans Astronaut Ad HAHA
Hey, It's The You've Got Mail Guy
World Record MMA Knock Out
"My barber fucked up my hair line destroyed my life"
Glass-Banging Hockey Fan Knocked Down By Hit
Goose Brutally Attacks It's Own Reflection
Albuquerque Police Shoot and Kill a Homeless Man as He Turns Away
Pranking Dad Gone Wrong!
Well this is a new one
A Little Outdoor Lovin'
Playing In A Pool Of Oil
You can see those tits from space!
Big-titted babe gives a happy ending at spa
Riding A Huge Dildo!
Keisha's Pussy Never Stops Wanting it!
Completely Drunk.. P.S. Nice titties
Fuck Me Right Here Right Now!
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.
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[NSFW] - DEM ASSES!
[NSFW] - SUPER HOTTIES!
[NSFW] - American Juggalo
[NSFW] - DAT ASS for sure!
[ SFW ] - WTF just happened?
[ SFW ] - Need some clean piss?
[NSFW] - Sexy Massage (17:57)
[NSFW] - Love her Titties! (3:53)
[ SFW ] - Fight some Crime! (Game)
[NSFW] - She's Covered in Chocolate
[NSFW] - Intensive pool fucking (9:59)
[ SFW ] - Who said white guys can't jump?
[NSFW] - After The Tijuana Donkey Show..
[NSFW] - 21 Hot Chicks With Sexy Tattoos
[ SFW ] - 'Downhill', A Road Movie... On Foot
[NSFW] - Amateur natural busty babe (28:18)
[NSFW] - Making love and feeling happy (6:11)
[ SFW ] - New X-Men: Days of Future Past Trailer
[NSFW] - Sexy babes making love on sofa (12:25)
[ SFW ] - Watch this new Adult Swim Show.. Dafuq?
[NSFW] - My wife getting off on webcam chat (6:18)
[NSFW] - Her First Audition Was a Cum Blaster (51:08)
[ SFW ] - Meet the incredible Japanese transforming owl
[NSFW] - Live Sex With Super Cute 18-year-old (26:19)
[NSFW] - New from Chevy...its the Glory Hole Van (6:20)
[NSFW] - Tara and Regina go down on each other (21:51)
[NSFW] - Eager 19-year-old Really Wants to Fuck (35:05)
[NSFW] - Brunette Teen that knows what she's doing! (24:48)
[NSFW] - MOM Hot Mature Women Fucked Doggy Style (12:38)
[ SFW ] - Woman from big island, Hawaii takes a test drive. Wow
[NSFW] - Sexy nerd with AWESOME Tits Giving Great Head (7:20)
[NSFW] - Guy Gets Stabbed Badly in the Back During a Night Club Fight
[NSFW] - Stripteasing hottie plays with a dildo and fucks a dude (15:37)
[NSFW] - This kind of fucking can't be healthy for a woman's vagina (2:02)
[NSFW] - If Natasha rubbed her little clit any harder it could come off (2:03)
[NSFW] - Hot dark hair amateur gives blowjob while fucked from behind (11:30)
Carl Winslow Fan Club
posted on 03/21/14 by Opie
Katy Perry - Dark Horse (Sang In 20 Styles) AWESOME!
Neil Degrasse Tyson Sounds High in Slow Motion
Nuclear Missile Attack Prank
Kids should never Wobble Anything (And Wait for it)
Pimp Pelican REMIX
The Wolf Of Wall Street Parody - Game Of Thrones
Superman With A Gopro
How to Destroy The Celebration with a Trumpet
Grand Theft Auto In Real Life
Guy is a Boss at Wheel of Fortune (Guess before you watch it)
Handyman Tip - Power Windows
This is Borderline Retarded
Blonde Webcam Slut Fists her Pussy and Ass
I don't think she's low on Oil
So Fucking Sexy!
MILF Teaches Dork How To Fuck
Lesbians having a Good Time
Spying on a Roommate Getting Dick
Whatcha got down there?
Wait until you see the rest of her
Hiking Down Her Yoga Pants
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit? The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?' The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
he lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question.
The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The farmer said, 'No, she's a white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
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[NSFW] - DAT Booty Crack!
[NSFW] - Jiggly Asses (GIFs!)
[NSFW] - College Party Girls (Pics!)
[ SFW ] - F1 Racing - 2013 vs 2014
[NSFW] - Tell her to strip down ASAP!
[NSFW] - Amateur Shower Sex (24:21)
[NSFW] - Naked Boats and Hoes (5:25)
[ SFW ] - Somebody watching you pee?
[NSFW] - Boobs make everything better!
[NSFW] - Sexy Celebs Working Out (Pics!)
[NSFW] - Masturbate and cum mix (18:25)
[NSFW] - ORGASMS FROM HELL!!!!!! (4:43)
[NSFW] - Who thinks this ass is real? (#10)
[NSFW] - Hot ASU Teen 1st Assfuck (35:18)
[ SFW ] - Shit my roommate says in his sleep
[ SFW ] - 'Downhill'; A Road Movie... On Foot
[NSFW] - Big black ass getting pounded (16:48)
[ SFW ] - Stephen Colbert's cameo in The Hobbit
[NSFW] - Party lesbians have fun in public (9:00)
[ SFW ] - Save the universe!... Or destroy it! (Game)
[NSFW] - 46 Hot Chicks Teaching You Random Facts
[NSFW] - Busty teen GF bouncing huge boobs (2:02)
[NSFW] - Outdoor Sex That'll Blow You Away (20:13)
[NSFW] - No Dick's too Big for Kaylee's Pussy (17:25)
[NSFW] - Hot Piece of Ass Doesn't Back Down (38:30)
[ SFW ] - St Patricks Day Earthquake on the News haha
[NSFW] - Huge natural tits and cum hungry twat (6:53)
[NSFW] - Naked amateur fucks herself in public with a dildo
[NSFW] - Idiot YouTube Prankster Gets Knocked Out (3:13)
[NSFW] - Busty Latina Fingering Her Tight Pussy Up close (7:05)
[NSFW] - Hot momma brushes her fingers all over her body (Pics!)
[ SFW ] - Weatherman Duped Into Giving 'Hugh Janus' Bday Shoutout
[NSFW] - Unsuspecting girlfriend takes a megaload off the face (1:26)
[NSFW] - Does anyone know what kind of medical condition these girls have?
[NSFW] - Brutal Accident Leaves a Brazilian Biker With a Very Broken Leg (2:31)
[NSFW] - Shameless chick caught masturbating with carrot in office kitchen (3:00)
[ SFW ] - Man assaulted and locked wife in shed after she kept singing 'ding dong, the witch is dead' when his mother died
here we go!
posted on 03/19/14 by Opie
Getting fucked in her Office!
Oh My God.
Ashamed 18 year old fucks to pay bills
Big Breasted Brunette has her Ass Fucked
Nice little booty on her
MILF Wants Big Dick To Get Fucked Hard
Bubble Butt Girlfriend is a Sex Slave
DAT ASS, I repeat DAT ASS! (#20)
Look at the butt on that!
I think she lost her panties.
I think I'm in love.
Rough Sex! (GIF)
Sex on the Beach! (GIF)
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.
The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the final couple were newlyweds.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem.
The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.
"Can of PAINT?" exclaimed the minister.
"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can, and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."
The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.
"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."
The get black medals
The Plane! The Plane!
Porn stories are always the best
Love The Walking Dead
You have to beat the chicken level
Haunted ass pussy. Yep
I bet he loves black people now
I don't think she'll sign that
Leo don't give a shit about no damn Oscar
Need to unlock #24
Pot of Gold and Bonus STDs!
He will only bring you down
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[NSFW] - TWINS!
[NSFW] - CAM GIRLZ
[NSFW] - Fuck Buddy
[NSFW] - I love Nerd Girls
[NSFW] - Nice.. Nice. (Pics!)
[NSFW] - Does she swallow?
[ SFW ] - Tinder Trolls.. HAHA
[ SFW ] - Peanuts Teaser Trailer
[NSFW] - Big Heart Shaped Booty!
[NSFW] - Ridiculously Hot Cam Slut
[ SFW ] - Happy Gilmore - 8 Bit Cinema
[NSFW] - The Biggest Whore In History
[NSFW] - Sexy Amateur Movies (30:14)
[ SFW ] - Christopher Walken Dance Now!
[ SFW ] - A relaxing shape matching game
[NSFW] - I see some very nice tits! (Pics!)
[ SFW ] - Need a way around that piss test?
[NSFW] - Pretend she's jacking you off (6:55)
[ SFW ] - New Old Spice Commercial is Hilarious
[NSFW] - Both of them have AMAZING Titties (Pics!)
[NSFW] - Dru Berrymore will fuck your dick off! (15:08)
[NSFW] - The Way She Rides is Simply Beautiful (2:33)
[NSFW] - Shione Cooper Gets Off on a Big Dick (12:04)
[NSFW] - Incredible Amateur Makes BF Explode (13:29)
[NSFW] - 100+ Greatest Asian Booty of All Time (Pics!)
[NSFW] - I Would've Paid Double for Her Hot Ass (23:42)
[NSFW] - I always wanted to fuck a hot Cop too. (13:59)
[NSFW] - Horny hag gives the pizza man a free show. (1:19)
[NSFW] - Unsuspecting couple gets filmed fucking in an alley.
[NSFW] - Cute young blonde teen fantasy threesome (26:45)
[ SFW ] - Cleveland Cavaliers PreGame Court Projection (Very Cool)
[NSFW] - Suicidal Chinese Student Jumps Out a Window During Class
[NSFW] - Cute reporter interviews random people while Topless (3:38)
[NSFW] - Pecker pulling deviant blows his load getting a pedicure. (2:28)
[NSFW] - Two bored teens get naked and play some very naughty games
[ SFW ] - 65 Songs You Will Never Be Able To Listen To The Same Way Again
[NSFW] - Syrian Soldiers Guarding a a Hospital in Aleppo Get Executed by Rebels *GRAPHIC*
Goddamn it Lizzie!
posted on 03/17/14 by Opie
Man Sneezes into his Trombone During Concert
How It's Unmade - Oreo Cookies
"My life is potato" hahahaha
Yoga Pants Prank 2!
Dog Is Not Allowed On The Bed
Best Jerry Springer Guest Ever!
Disney And Pixar Sings Let It Go.. Amazing!
Amazing Gap Jump.. Yep it happens.
This Is Your Body On Weed
Basset Hound Clown Car haha
Blonde dancer does an EPIC twerk performance
Reporter Attempts to Run
Lady Gaga gets Puked on for Fun!
Pretty amateur with perky boobs fucked by her BF
Six Nice Titties!
Good Amateur Couple fucking Clip
This girl will do anything to be a pornstar
Gorgeous Lesbian Babes!
Having fun by herself!
His GF needs to do Porn NOW! DAT ASS!
This is an Excellent Outfit!
I should do Yoga.
The Most Pathetic Lesbian Scene Of All Time
This bookkeeper is deaf, an occupational benefit since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he'd ever have to testify about in court.
When the mafioso confronts the bookkeeper about his missing money, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The mafioso asks, "Where's the ten million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper, and the bookkeeper signs back. The attorney tells the mafioso, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The mafioso pulls out a 9-mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs, "Don Vito will kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper sighs and signs back, "Okay, you win. The money is in a brown briefcase buried behind the shed in my backyard on Staten Island."
The mafioso asks the attorney, " Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney shakes his head. "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."
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[NSFW] - For 18+
[NSFW] - Bath Time!
[NSFW] - FUCKBOOK!
[NSFW] - DAT BOOTY!
[ SFW ] - Pull My Finger
[NSFW] - Come onnnnnn Tittie!
[NSFW] - They Strip for Cheap!
[ SFW ] - Very Fun Ninja Game!
[NSFW] - She needs to be in Porn.
[NSFW] - PILLOW FIGHT! (Hotties)
[ SFW ] - Rock, Paper, Traffic Jam!
[ SFW ] - Need some clean pee pee?
[ SFW ] - 10 Cutest Ever Baby Animal Gifs
[NSFW] - This bitch can suck a dick! (19:48)
[ SFW ] - Can you make a Breakfast Cupcake?
[NSFW] - Lynn Foxxx Loves sex in public (5:15)
[NSFW] - Almost Caught Fucking in Public (1:00)
[NSFW] - MILF Fitness Babe gets Raped! (13:57)
[NSFW] - Busty Babe Rides Her Horny Man (5:29)
[ SFW ] - This video might scare the shit out of you.
[NSFW] - A shitload of the Hottest Selfies on the Web
[NSFW] - You could see these tits from SPACE! (5:30)
[ SFW ] - Godzilla 2014 Trailer With 1954 Gojira Footage
[NSFW] - Callie Gets all the Sex She Can Handle (32:11)
[NSFW] - Natural Beauty Pounded Like a Maniac (25:52)
[NSFW] - Hubby Watches His Sexy Wife Get Banged (5:02)
[ SFW ] - Introducing our smart contact lens project (Google)
[NSFW] - Kick to the Neck Ends a Fight Between German Guys
[NSFW] - Babe with a perfect ass and tits gets fucked! (11:51)
[NSFW] - An assortment of bimbos who love donkey dicks. (4:16)
[ SFW ] - Identical twin sisters share the same boyfriend and bed
[NSFW] - Amateur couple tries anal and hits some Pay Dirt. (2:01)
[NSFW] - Black Man Whips His Teen Daughter for Dressing Like a Slut
[ SFW ] - Daily Show Exposes $172 Million in Federal Penis Pump Spending
[NSFW] - Never before seen African mating ritual gets out of control (2:54)
[NSFW] - Spycam captures two co-workers fucking in the Break Room (3:02)
[NSFW] - I wouldn't mind working late together with this naughty secretary (3:01)