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� printer skills posted on 03/31/08 by Opie

Manson song + sign language = Awesome!

Spoof of the Beta dog

Great way to enter a helicopter.

This KO is sick.

Smart dog.
Joke wtf.. haha

There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.

He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", the boy said.

The father has no clue and finally gives up. "I'm eleven!" the boy exclaims.

Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today".

"Let me give it a guess", grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.

She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them; moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, "You're eleven years old".

"How did you know?" the boy asked.

Grandma replied, "I heard you tell your father".

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[ SFW ] - Rare and expensive shit.
[ SFW ] - Spring break fun on Leno.
[ SFW ] - Pretty fun shooting game.
[ SFW ] - Elephant paints self portrait.
[ SFW ] - Hot Blonde Teen Naughtiness.
[ SFW ] - The hardest flash game ever.
[ SFW ] - Hey, "The Rock" is still funny.
[ SFW ] - Lower back tattoos for your kids!
[ SFW ] - Dumbest thing to get arrested for..
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[ SFW ] - Rick Roll your friends via TELEPHONE!
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[ SFW ] - Whoever made this is fucking crazy. Daddy like.>

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� um posted on 03/28/08 by Opie

[ Ninja edit

Sorry my servers are being retarded and apparently so am I.

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What's different?

What the fuck?

This monkey is awesome!

The bravest car theft ever.

Slap in slow motion.

He was like a ninja turtle.

Gonna bust it.
Joke (May be better with a black guy)

At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown Yuma , Arizona , sits a huge Mexican. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.

After three or four beers, the gay fellow finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Mexican.

Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "Do you want a blow job?"

At this, the massive Mexican leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the shit out of him, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot and returning to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Mexican. "I've never seen you react like that," he says. "Just what did he say to you?"

"I don't know," the big Mexican replied. "Something about a job."

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[ SFW ] - Excellent picture.
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[ SFW ] - Hot shaved celebs.
[NSFW] - MYSpace" of Sex 18+
[NSFW] - All those girls are hot.
[ SFW ] - Some really good deals.
[ SFW ] - This game is kinda crazy.
[ SFW ] - Dumbest parents on earth.
[ SFW ] - Bigfoot molested this man.
[ SFW ] - The funniest t-shirts ever!
[ SFW ] - Is the story of Noah's Ark true?
[ SFW ] - Why you shouldn't steal a Xbox.
[ SFW ] - Wait, there are Mexican Emos?
[ SFW ] - I didn't know you could train goldfish.
[ SFW ] - 80's choreographed gang fight.. haha
[ SFW ] - Internet Commenter Funeral. (Real life "ROFL")
[ SFW ] - Dad gets 25 years for microwaving baby.. YES!

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� boobs posted on 03/26/08 by Opie

W.O.W
Why Men Rule.

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2. You know stuff about rifles, tanks, motorcycles, and airplanes.

3. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

4. You can open your own jars.

5. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

6. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

7. You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.

8. You can leave the motel bed unmade.

9. You can kill your own food.

10. You get extra credit for the slightest of thoughtfulness.

11. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

12. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

13. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

14. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

15. Everything on your face stays its original color.

16. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

17. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.

18. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

19. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."

20. Same work...more pay.

21. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

22. Wedding dress: $2000. Tuxedo rental: $75

23. You don't mooch off others desserts.

24. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

25. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might just become lifelong friends.

26. Your pals can be trusted to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"

27. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

28. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

29. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

30. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.

31. You don't have to shave below your neck.

32. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

33. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

34. You can "do" your nails with a buck knife.

35. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

36. All your Christmas shopping in 45 minutes on December 24th.

Of course, women do have one thing over us: They have tits. Hell, if I had tits, I'd never leave the house.

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[ SFW ] - Smartest bear ever?
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[ SFW ] - Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape?
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[ SFW ] - Great way to screw someone over.
[ SFW ] - 5 month old baby raped by 18 year old.
[ SFW ] - Holy shit! Snake Eyes from the upcoming G.I. Joe movie.

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� ha! posted on 03/24/08 by Opie

200 kidneys donated to hospital! (Haven't laughed this hard in awhile)

LET'S ROB A POLICE STATION!

Watch the girl in red.

PAPA.. is dumb.

The kid deserved it.
Joke

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO! I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?!"

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I love tight jeans.

How about a mind fuck?

Neat.

That is freaky.

I beat this team sucks.
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[NSFW] - Biggest nuts ever.
[ SFW ] - Evil Easter bunny.
[ SFW ] - Carole Bass is HOT!
[ SFW ] - Damn, go Microsoft!
[NSFW] - Sexy teen sucks it.
[NSFW] - Teased and pleased.
[NSFW] - I found a fuck buddy.
[ SFW ] - She has great balance.
[ SFW ] - Roof pool diver... Idiot.
[NSFW] - She should massage me.
[NSFW] - Her sex toys are healthy
[ SFW ] - What the hell is this shit..
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[ SFW ] - 10 worst infomercials ever.
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[ SFW ] - He wanted to kill Soulja Boy.
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[ SFW ] - Dog can play fetch by himself.
[ SFW ] - A little game called Just The Tip.
[NSFW] - How could you hump a doll like this?
[ SFW ] - I want to have sex in a church too.
[ SFW ] - Wonder if this was a real question...
[ SFW ] - He didn't make me yawn.. What a tool.
[ SFW ] - That man should tattoo"BMF" on his forehead.
[ SFW ] - Cow sex doll.. THAT REALLY FUCKING MOO'S!
[ SFW ] - Her husband beat her.. Oh no.. That's wrong.
[ SFW ] - This kid deserves a reward for being awesome.
[ SFW ] - How To Hijack Fast Food Drive-Thru Frequencies.

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� Easter is dumb. posted on 03/21/08 by Opie

Oh lawd.

Chopper out of control!

I should have let him do my taxes.

Family Guy being racist.. CALL THE ZOO!

Amish drifting.
Joke

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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DON'T CHEAT! (I'd kill them)
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[ SFW ] - 1-900-NERD-GIRL.
[ SFW ] - I'm in love with her.
[ SFW ] - A bunch of car flips.
[NSFW] - How about some anal.
[ SFW ] - I don't like this ASIAN.
[ SFW ] - Kill yourself in 5 minutes.
[ SFW ] - Become invisible. (eBay)
[ SFW ] - Salsa dancing with one leg.
[ SFW ] - He's good on a skateboard.
[ SFW ] - And I thought I was crazy.
[ SFW ] - Make your care run on water.
[ SFW ] - No country for old men spoof.
[ SFW ] - Build a plastic hydrogen bomb.
[NSFW] - When you click it shows their ass too.
[ SFW ] - "Liz come on nigga" Fucking white trash.
[ SFW ] - Fred Simmons was funny as hell on Conan.

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� um posted on 03/19/08 by Opie

W.O.W
Joke

A middle-aged man, who happens to be a pedophile, and a young child are walking through the woods just before dark.

The child looks up at the man and says "It's starting to get scary out here."

The man looks at the child and says "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"

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