posted on 03/16/07 by Opie
Don't forget to check out the DAILY features!
Watch these bodies fly!
Helicopter crash due to a dumbass pilot.
Reminds me of the Lifetime channel.
Must Love Jaws!!!!!
Reporter gets owned.
Check out this tractor.
Tracy Morgan is crazy.
Now if he was a white cop the shit would hit the fan.
Stupid song but..
Who cares what they're saying.
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream. One of the boys wandered off near a bush and the other wandered farther down stream. The boy who was wandering down stream started to get lonely, so he went to find his other friend. When he got to the bush were his friend was he saw a naked woman and ran away. The boy that was here for a long time got curios and ran after him and asked, "Why did you run away."
The other boy said, "My mom said that if I were to ever see a naked woman I would turn to stone. Then I felt something get very hard so I ran."
No room for images
- FFL -
- Fun game.
- Haha WTF.?
- Hello I'm ugly.
- Train Vs Van.
- The devil inside.
- Massage Video.
- The devil inside.
- Oprah and Dave.
- That's kind of gay.
- 4 year old smoking.
- Iraki Amateur Porn.
- My name is a Borat.
- That's kind of gay.
- 4 year old smoking.
- Hooray for lesbians.
- Brotha with one leg.
- Find a slut to bang.
- Kim Smith is a hottie.
- How to get in a club.
- DVD quality porn clips.
- What an excellent fart.
- Best college orgy ever.
- Cameron Diaz's butthole.
- COME ONNNNNN TITTIE!
- Blonde gives good head.
- Anyone else want to do her?
- This has DN written all over it.
- Hot twins singing some stupid song.
- Howard Stern Miss Amputee Pageant.
- Shake your rump. (Madvillain Vs Beasties)
- Open directory of celebs naked in movies.
- I think Donald Trump wants to bang Rosie.
- Middle school kids beat the shit out of each other.
- "Dear, guy masturbating in the bathroom stall at my work..."
» My penis is always in time-out
posted on 03/13/07 by Opie
That hurt me.. Well not really.
Keeley Hazell dressed up like the original hot Britney.
Joke! - Now it all makes sense!
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the civilian work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.
- FFL -
- Zit porn.
- Find a date!
- Hardcore BJ.
- Rotten Videos.
- Pranks on Hot Girls.
- Want Sex At Work?
- Sex Tape Goes BAD!
- Check out these hands.
- White girls shouldn't rap.
- 100,000 Sexual Partners.
- Office workers on drugs!
- Sexy party down in Miami.
- Probably this best tits ever.
- White Chicks & Gang Signs.
- ATM Theft Took 79 Seconds.
- Damn she is getting pounded!
- Dad hides stash in girl's pocket.
- Keep your eye on the ball. (Game)
- World's best tit fuck and anal orgy!
- I need a house built out of crystals.
- Supermodels on the runway part 1.
- Supermodels on the runway part 2.
- I am a Mac, I am a PC & I am Gisele.
- 30 of the strangest deaths in history.
- Blonde sorority sister spreads her legs.
- Six kids a coming from different women.
- Rocky charged with banned substance.
- This is amazing art. (Come onnn tittie?)
- Girls care if guys can't get off, guys don't.
- Viacom files for $1 billion lawsuit against youtube.
- FREE Gaming Consoles such as PS3,Xbox 360, and Wii.
- She likes beer, so I like her. (Even through she spills it)
- A really cool hidden camera, that doesn't look like shit.
» New stuff
posted on 03/12/07 by Opie
New feature over on the right. (Daily W.O.?)
And yes, I took Friday off - I suck.
ALSO - Last months archives are up and I'm going to try and get the downloads back up by this weekend to get this site back old school-ish.
Holy fucking Ninja!
Oh that Southpark.
So this is what's in chicken nuggets.
New Apple product called the iRack. (MadTV)
I hate dumb people.
Kid didn't like mentos in his coke.
She was caught again.
Jack Bauer Vs Chunk (Goonies)
Story on being EMO.
Snake massage.. Fuck that.
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7"
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides"
- FFL -
- Camo bikini.
- Big ol titties.
- Butt pirates.
- Asian Makeout.
- Writers of Lost.
- Heidi Klum & Friends.
- Sexy Video FX Guy.
- Albino turtle is ugly.
- Body paint in public.
- Unforgettable Photos.
- I think she's confused.
- Slutty Mud Wrestling.
- What's the difference?
- Jessica Biel is Yummy.
- Julie fucking a cucumber
- I heart you. (Great shirt!)
- The coolest remote ever.
- Jenna Jameson is ugly now.
- Apparently farting is sexy.
- Fun dating via INTERNET.
- 3 Angels. (Victoria Secret)
- Deer eaten alive buy a wolf!
- One of those cannon games.
- This is a fucking cool rainbow.
- Hostel 2 Trailer Sneak Peek.
- Update the clock on your PC.
- Old School Video of Adriana Lima.
- More Daxflame from Youtube. Haha
- I guess you have to be really bored.
- Hot young teen in a little black dress.
- Bikini Teen Gets Hot And Wants More Cum.
- Speed Painting with Ketchup and French Fries.
- Brunette gets fucked and has her pussy full of cum.
- "German man chain saws house in two in divorce split"
» Mobile porn
posted on 03/07/07 by Opie
W.O.W (Look for a new featured call Daily W.O.W soon)
This bitch is obviously crazy.
WWE Diva Maria
A man boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is surprised to find a large purple parrot in the seat next to him.
The aircraft takes off and a pretty flight attendant walks down the aisle past the man and his seat mate.
"Hey, bitch, "says the parrot, "bring me a whiskey and soda, and make it snappy!"
The FA looks annoyed, but walks on. A minute later, she walks back up the aisle, and the parrot pipes up again:
"Goddammit, you lazy whore, where's my whiskey? Hurry it up! " Visibly flustered, the FA hurries up the aisle and returns quickly with the parrot's drink.
Impressed with the parrot's technique, the man decides to get some quick service for himself.
"Hey, slut, " says the man, "get me a dry martini. And don't drag your sorry ass - I want it right now! "
The FA turns red with anger and runs to the front of the plane. In a moment she returns with the First Officer and two burly male flight attendants.
The crewmen seize the passenger and the parrot, jerk open the emergency door, and hurl them both out of the airplane at 20, 000 feet.
As the two hurtle out the door, the parrot says to the man, "Ya know, for someone who can't fly, you got a lotta balls."
- FFL -
- Horny dog.
- Getting Laid.
- Mini Bow Wow.
- Rub that twat!
- Blades of Glory.
- Air balloon race.
- Internet dating.
- Jenny's Role play.
- The perfect body.
- Catching a Cougar.
- Big immigration raid!
- THIS CAVE IS DEEP!
- The Impossible Quiz.
- Psycho 15yr old slut!
- Old game show goof.
- Hot chick gets banged.
- Wannabe Webcammers.
- Crazy car accident pictures.
- Control games with your mind.
- Horny slut bends over for anal.
- Anyone like a big black booty?
- Octopus Wrestling.. those ASIANS..
- Nude workout could be dangerous.
- Guess you can't be a Ninja in the UK.
- Get yourself the most baller mouse ever.
- Pete Doherty caught shooting up on cam.
- Hot speed painting of Scarlett Johansson.
- Like a 8 minute preview to Spiderman 3. (BIG download)
posted on 03/05/07 by Opie
Not so psychic after all.
Olli Williams highlights
A shrink ray can be funny.
Ron Jeremy is a great actor.
Knocked out but he's still swinging.
Why you shouldn't give a squirrel alcohol.
Another dance from that webcam chick.
People that walk for a living shouldn't fall down.
I dream of a sex Genie.
Son asks his mother the following question:
"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies,
"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
"Son, all household appliances come in white."
Doesn't get any more hardcore than this. (EF DARE)
Early sign of being gay.
How is this possible?
Nice parking job.
- FFL -
- Um Porn.
- Bigger boobs.
- Boob Tasting.
- The number 69.
- Friend with benefits.
- More Beautiful Agony.
- Electricity gone wild.
- Kiss My Ass It's Irish!
- GI Joe Kung Fun grip!
- Making of Family Guy.
- I'd like to help her out.
- Flash flash revolution.
- Negro Space program.
- Blackbeard's ship found.
- Boy with a monkey tail.
- Lesbians and a glass dildo.
- A missile on Google maps.
- Latina And Blonde Hotties.
- Hottest girl on Myspace?
- These crazy ASIAN games.
- Damn it drinking game. (24)
- New Hyundai ad gets banned.
- Haha dude catches a seagull.
- Teen Masturbates on WebCam.
- Brothers, 2 and 5, smoking pot.
- Old school techno...or something?
- Swiss Alps Tour Via Google Earth.
- Naked Jenny McCarthy home video.
- Rap cat. It's exactly what you're thing.
- Maybe the best put together game ever.
- The black dude in this is the funniest part.
- Britney tried to hang herself? I call horseshit.
- Blonde chick banged and covered in man juice.
- Prisoners are putting grenades up their asses now.
» Oh it's Friday
posted on 03/02/07 by Opie
The Number 24.
400lb 7 year old
What's in my pants?
I don't want an infection in my leg.
No kneecap there.
Prank calling on live TV.
This clip got way better.
Indian Thriller with a bit of Metal.
Cop does some James Bond shit.
Oh those flamingos!
A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
- FFL -
- I like her outfit.
- You're a racist!
- Amy Reid's Tits.
- Ducati 999 crash.
- Bad Pick-up Lines.
- Cheese is a drug.
- Get Laid via Internet.
- Who likes ice cream?
- Who's ready for 300?
- Beer Launching Fridge.
- Sand, sun, and boobies.
- That's a big ass squid.
- So this is a real story?
- He died of a toothache.
- Fantastic Four 2 - TV Spot.
- He can run fast as hell haha.
- Fun game but may piss you off.
- Kangaroos are deer of Australia.
- He may have the best name ever.
- Paris Hilton vs. Domestic Servants.
- Hot Chick Needs The 'Special Tool'
- College slut going at it doggie style.
- College Nympho Deepthroats Quickly.
- James Cameron finds Jesus! (literally)
- Naomi Watts Drinks from The Furry Cup.
- That Jamba Juice worker is funny as hell.
- Damn this teacher banged at least 5 teens.
- Chuck Liddell is on something in this interview.