posted on 03/30/07 by Opie
Raped by a dolphin!
SNL getting Sanjaya.. haha
Wanna get away?
Quiznos commercial edited.
Gang member shoots a guy 6 times.
There were 3 girls in highschool, they were all best friends and they're moms were all best friends as well, one mom was blonde, one mom was brunette, and the other had black hair.
So one night, the moms are all sitting around talking, and the Brunette says, ''I found a cigarette butt in my daughters trash can, I can't believe she smokes.''
The mom with Black Hair looks over and says, ''Well, I found a beer bottle in my daughters trashcan I can't believe she drinks.''
Then the blonde thinks for a moment and says, ''I found a condom in my daughters bed, I can't believe she has a dick.''
- FFL -
- GTA 4!
- Tittie bang.
- Office platoon.
- Vampire Squid.
- Carmen in black.
- Funny T-shirts.
- Fast food fight.
- 3 teens flashing.
- Nice little booty.
- Pussy - The Myth
- Horny school girl.
- Sex bomb Sarah.
- Reality TV editing.
- Check out step 20.
- Bass eating a mouse.
- Multiplayer Dice Wars.
- This ass will bite you.
- What a nice perky rack.
- No date for the weekend?
- How to dump your girlfriend.
- Hey it's an ass compilation.
- Aww Britney is happy again.
- Baby polar bear. Say AWW!
- Pam Anderson fucks in Club.
- Saw and penis don't go together.
- I bet some of you spank to this.
- It's like a RC car but it's a vacuum.
- All the Rocky movies in 5 seconds.
- Slogan would be "Guaranteed to make you crash"
- Trump vs. McMahon. (In case you don't watch wrestling)
» Vagina fight..
posted on 03/28/07 by Opie
Quick Q and A
Q: What do you call a dog in heat?
A: A hotdog.
Edit: Apparently I posted this one before. Will make up for it next week!
Amputee porn is funny for some reason.
Gay animal kingdom..?
This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, "6."
The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
Be cool like her and send yours here!
- FFL -
- Nice twat!
- Nice dance.
- Naked MILF.
- Teen Naked.
- 300 is racist!
- Date texting.
- Movie quote.
- Dating online.
- Um Free porn.
- This clip is fun.
- This is my jam.
- Two sexy girls.
- UFC bought PRIDE.
- Insane chick fight.
- Check out DA.com.
- Guy grilled up his ex.
- Teen sex in public.
- Guy using a jetpack.
- Slutty girl rides hard.
- Katie Price sex tape.
- Dinner with Real Dolls?
- 28 weeks later trailer.
- Big Sister is watching.
- ASIAN tittie painting.
- Any MLK fans out there?
- Giant shrimp-like thingy.
- Lifetime channel reject?
- How to cheat at poker.
- Why women enjoy cycling.
- Eddie Griffin crashes a Ferrari.
- So Anna did OD.. stupid bitch.
- Haha 50ish porn but huge rack!
- Officers shoot suspect on live TV.
- The longest wave on the planet.
- Are you looking for some damn good T-shirts?
- "Grenade launcher, drugs, bound woman found in his apartment"
posted on 03/26/07 by Opie
Note: DailyMedia has the infamous petakitty clip. (Uncensored) for 3/27
Peyton Manning on SNL.
Guy on a bike hit buy a car.
Haha that wasn't in the script.
Black people shouldn't own snakes SONN!
They're talking about penis right?
Surfing rats? That's crazy..
She should just pull them out.
Man kills himself via INTERNET! Story here.
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I`ve won 8 of them!"
Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I`ve won 19!"
"Oh that`s good, but in the last 36 races, I`ve won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don`t mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I`ve won 88 of them!"
The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."
- FFL -
- No shit?
- Sex sells.
- Juicy Jenn.
- Mr. Wrong.
- Painted gold.
- Nice T-shirts!
- Carmen Sutra.
- Slutty brunette.
- Euro babes rock.
- Foxy football filly.
- Man I want to fly.
- Metal Gear Awesome.
- Adam doing Letterman.
- These people are weird.
- Hot blonde in the shower.
- Chocolate speed painting.
- Three Hunters and a Deer.
- This looks like it will be fun.
- Pretty cool Lightsaber fight.
- You never forget your first.
- Farmer chick flashing her tits.
- Snoop Dogg working at Arbys.
- Vacancy may be pretty good.
- The best dating on the net sites.
- Looks like some old school porn.
- Turn your car into a grease car.
- Site with nothing but wrecked sport cars.
- Figured this song would have a silly video.
- Ford shouldn't recall this - that is awesome.
- A bunch of good videos of tips! (infinite solutions)
» Now now brown cow
posted on 03/23/07 by Opie
300.. The hilarious PG version.
So Top Gun was about gay men..
They fucked him up.
Oh that hurt.
He took a tackle from Kimbo.
Looks to fake.
Great Jessica Alba Montage
Gene Simmons' facelift.. what a fag.
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American.
They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country.
The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.
- There is a lot of sushi in my country.
Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom.
- There is too much love in my country.
Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.
- There is too many taco in my country.
Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says:
- There are too many fucking Mexicans in my country.
- FFL -
- Digital fetch.
- Israeli Heaven.
- Crash landing.
- Baby with a gun.
- Se7en with a knife!
- What the hell is this.
- Sex with a dead deer.
- Borat - Wrestle Time.
- She's covered in milk!
- Holy big natural titties!
- Best shower prank ever.
- This is not a female. Liar.
- Yep I wouldn't eat here.
- Hot wife getting banged.
- Homer's funniest moments.
- I should've went to college.
- Stop being a dork and date!
- Why would she cover those?
- Trailer for new Resident Evil.
- What a man is really thinking.
- AH HA! Sorry that was racist.
- For all you stoners out there.
- Daywatch looks pretty sweet.
- This cunt should be put down.
- Apparently we are all monkeys.
- Now this is some great sex-ed.
- Footage up a messed up soldier.
- Leprechaun Lovers on Myspace.. haha
- Teen fucking, sucking and swallowing.
- I'd pay him 45 grand to commit suicide.
- Stern is getting his viewers to vote for Sanjaya.
- Um yeah.. We're gonna need to video of this incident.
- Well hope the answer will make me fly, because that would rule.
» The n word
posted on 03/21/07 by Opie
What happens when you heat up corn?
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin.
When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs.
"Oh, no," he says, "Everyone is fine. It's me......I've quit drinking!"
- FFL -
- Cute Carmen.
- Big ASIAN boobs.
- Tard on youtube.
- Bob Barker young.
- Find a date online.
- Beat boxing parrot.
- Stung on the nipple.
- Really cool dunk show.
- Eating a live tarantula.
- Almost 20 tons of blow.
- Two girls and two guys.
- Fashion Week Sao Paulo.
- What a stupid ass tattoo.
- Check out these T-shirts!
- Chick has sperm shortage.
- Jessica Biel's ass is heaven.
- Karolina Kurkova and friends.
- Holy shit at this beat boxing.
- Excellent skills on a 7ft goal.
- Ron Jeremy is a funny fucker.
- She's waiting and the man juice.
- Hot brunette, but stupid dancing.
- Can you move your hands so I can see?
- Call me crazy but I think these are shopped.
» crossing swords
posted on 03/19/07 by Opie
Note for Firefox users: I fixed the Daily W.O.W viewing issue. Let me know if there's still a problem.
Kyle Dunnigan is funny as hell.
Owned by bluetooth.
That cat hated her.
The fucking short version.
A model must of threw up in that spot.
On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers.
He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight..
Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob."
All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"
- FFL -
- Bad boy.
- Kinky Whore.
- Belly dancing.
- Oh sign me up.
- What is this..?
- Shake dat ass.
- Sexy Irish Babe.
- Hilarious T-Shirts.
- Bouncing on stilts.
- Really hot blonde.
- Haha. Good stuff.
- Boss Nigger.. haha
- Old school Jim Carrey
- Entensity on Myspace!
- The faggot is a faggot.
- Strange looking clouds.
- Sexy Chick Swallows 3ft.
- That pirate song animated.
- Sucked it then creamed on.
- Computers control your brain.
- This was obviously a message.
- Kill the computer with a bow.
- Cool helicopter fighting game.
- Somebody likes pregnant girls.
- Scary Movie 1. (The funny parts)
- A song about boobs and she is hot.
- 206 million in cash is fucking BALLER!
- Is he a rapper? Also nice rack on her.
- Footage from New Spiderman 3: Part 1
- Footage from New Spiderman 3: Part 2.
- Christina Aguilera's titties in uncensored video.
- Pirates of the Caribbean At World's End trailer.
- Boy stays in home with dad's body for 2 days.
- And I thought the clothes hanger was the best birth control.