I bought Terri's feeding tube on eBay!
posted on 03/30/05
W.O.W: Big hanging titties x Sex = yay.
Quick Q and A!
Q: What does a retard say to his dog?
A: Down, Syndrome!
Chappelle's view on "drink". Good stuff.
Slap that ass!
God doesn't like Flanders.
A local charity office realized that it had never received a donation from the
town's most successful lawyer. The director called him, hoping to get a contribution.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you've given
not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some
The lawyer replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying
after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual
Embarrassed, the director mumbled, "Um…no."
"Or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken director began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted. " Or
that my sister's husband died in a car accident," the lawyer's voice rising in
indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated director said simply, "I had no idea…"
"So if I don't give any money to them, why the hell would I give any to you?"
I still need to do the T-shirt section..
Stupid catfish. Ball = play.
I dare you to look.
Not as funny as the Jesus one.
True dat playa.
Yes, I know I'm going to hell. Save your e-mails.
What's going on here.
Roach fetish... THAT'S A NEW ONE.
- FFL -
- Bad Hummer.
- Nice back
- Destroy a website!
- XXX naughty chicks.
fear factor clip.
- Presidents as... toys.
wouldn't hit this?
by the bell quiz.
- Lil Jon crunk
bet that hurt the horse.
Cochran died! NO!
and Heidi show off new bras.
even Sony is being sued.
falling is always fun.
donation that hurt them.. haha
the game because of BEES.
- DVD for your cats, that's it.
- Find people you went
to school with.
Reattach Boy's Hands, Foot
badass, Corey Martinez. (Video)
was really hoping for a tittie or two.
really had this one coming.
you guys see this crazy knockout?
- If you're
big on religion, don't click here.
needed to be going faster than that.
- Haha, click
on: Episode Promo: 'Diversity Day'
- I need to go
watch the Southpark movie now.
game should give your brain some action.
we want to see boobs. Not thong shaking.
Douche? Mine's filthy. (Read the reviews too)
- Like the stupid
chicken dancer, but you have to win the cans.
being sued for just 11mil.. They shit more than that.
Augmentation (Implants. BOOBIE PICTURES GUYS! HA-HA-HA?
sleepy for sex? Be being a pro masturbater and all works out great.
riders being harassed at a skate park. (Cops are just doing their job)
Other post will be in the archives in a sec.
posted on 03/28/05
Sorry I didn't get a chance to post on Friday, I had some personal stuff going
on and almost took my own life with a pair of rusty scissors. Depression is no
a laughing matter and if this feeding tube comes out I'll die, eventually. I also
got a little silly and was going to go shoot up a local preschool in the ghetto,
but I found God and changed my mind.
JUST KIDDING! HAHAHA... Um.. That wasn't funny.
Note: When there isn't a post there's plenty of other stuff to check out on this
site. Maybe, learn how to look at other sections?
Here's the last of the Dane Cook on CCP.
Best half-time show ever.
I need to watch more Cricket.
Pimp my weapon!
Hoe don't cry when I nut in your eye, let it..
A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car,
with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car
to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer
magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled
by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the
The young man lowers his window "Uh, yes, officer?"
"What are you doing?"
"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir "
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what
is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in
a lovers' lane. And nothing obscene is happening! "What's your age, young man?"
"I'm 25, sir."
"And her ... what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies:
"She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
Easter Bunny brought images.
What a stupid ad.
Micheal Jackson clinic?
Wonder how that happened?
I'd like to operate this please.
That's just sad. Really.
- FFL -
- Ball Two.
- Hot Videos.
- Fun with
- What the... fuck.
- Terri Schiavo's blog.
onnnn fake tittie.
- Buy some funny T-shirts!
- Die so
her sons can see?
make a hovercraft?
Jackson audio files.
thought crack was candy.
to get some big guns!
of amateur girl pictures.
is to crazy to be acne.
you want free porn, go here.
evolved from Octopuses.
- I feel dumber
after watching this.
how did I miss this movie?
guys laughing made it funnier.
of like off "The Pacifier" right?
just had to re-post this weird bitch.
- Who doesn't love a great
- I always
thought it was to piss me off.
Central Presents: Brain Regan.
new meaning to chicken fingers huh?
that bad-ass flame thrower?
Spears is pregnant.. With my baby.
- Oh and here's a site
with .50 caliber rifles.
This baby seal walked in this club and..
find soft tissue in.. Sharp tooth.
- Took me 87 moves
on this chess game. I suck.
is why David Blaine rules. (Clip from Last call)
- If you
didn't see this on South Park.. Check it out.
is a really neat idea do with with your desktop.
flash movie was made by the MN school shooter.
version of the new Bugs Bunny flash thingy.
- Isn't it funny how
the guy taking the pictures did nothing?
- "Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired
by actual spam subject lines!"
- Something for
the ladies when they have to tinkle. Yep I typed tinkle.
Jacked! By Spring Thomas. "Niggers don't make money" hahaha
that makes me smell like corn beef and cabbage. I also have no thumbs"
» testing 1..2..3
03/23/05 by Opie
* No post Friday.. Will double up early Monday. *
W.O.W - Ex-Girlfriend / Girlfriend pictures. (As promised)
The 2nd part of Dane Cook! (This is funnier than Part 1)
First scene of Doogie Howser, M.D. GO BUY SEASON 1 ON DVD NOW!!!!
If you haven't seen Napoleon Dynamite.. Don't bother.
*Guaranteed "You fucking idiot" looks.*
1) First, point at the girl, and do the "come here" motion with your finger until
she walks over to you. Then say "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would
come." OR "Look, I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with
2) Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
3) When do you get off, and how?
4) Is there a keg in your pants? Because I'd tap that.
5) Oh how I wish you were like my bowling ball. (she should look confused, and
then say..) So you could be fingered three times, wind up in the gutter, but keep
coming back for more.
What's funnier.. The ASIANS or the big 'ol titties?
If I posted this before.. Well who gives a shit?
- FFL -
- Hot Blonde.
- Hot foreplay.
- The OC
Fuck save toby.
- Very nice drawing pad.
Age 2 teaser trailer.
try stuff while drunk.
- Two hot girls
and one idiot.
has more than a lazy eye.
peg game is pretty neat.
girls stripping each down.
game to keep your ass busy.
crash during a baseball game.
everyone loves state troopers.
would want a duct tape wallet?
the the guy playing Mario?
- No need to
fear.. PISS MAN is here!
27 million.. Can't be late for work.
bunch of those Christian Model videos.
seats while driving.. Not very smart.
tumors in the titties. No need for a joke.
- Just my
opinion.. But these bitches are crazy.
does this dildo hurt. I typed out loud again.
BUTCH! DO YOU HAVE THIS HOT WHEELS CAR!??
- Well, APPARENTLY
Satan has a bit of... turtle power.
(but funny) story about a lady and her doggie.
look.. Another hot bitch giving some male punishment.
that "Defend your castle" game? Great game.
I know what all you Starbucks freaks will be trying out..
This video fucking rules. I did like 10 cartwheels after watching.
- The Electric Unicycle.
Just imagine seeing someone riding down the street.
» Red Rover, Red Rover send...
posted on 03/21/05 by Opie
Another 3-part clip special!!!! Yeah.. This time with the very funny Dane Cook.
I have the audio in the "funnies" section, but here's the video:
Ever throw scissors at someone? Haha.
Info on how this fire started.
Q and A
Q: What would be the funniest thing to put in a black church.
A: The clapper.
Q: What's strong enough for a man but built for a woman?
A: The back of my hand.
Q: What's red and screams?
A: Skinned baby in salt.
Q: How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Q: What do you call a black pilot?
A: Nigga with altitude.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: Put a windshield in front of her.
Fake, but funny.
Bulls: 1 - Pussy Bullfighters: 0
I AM UNDEFEATED IN THIS GAME!
Threesome! OOPS.. inside voice again.
It was a beautiful, warm spring morning. A man and his wife were spending the
day at the zoo.
She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress -- sleeveless with straps.
He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit,
they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding
on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunted and pounded his chest with his free
He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that
his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her
She played along and the gorilla got even more excited making noises that would
wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall
to show a little more skin. She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars
"Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove
the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her
in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
Then said, "Now, tell him you have a headache."
- FFL -
- Hot Babe!
- Great hosting!
- Sex or success.
- The bus is on
- Head with Condom?
- Ass slapping
hi to Santa for me.
- Storm the
cop chase wreck.
martial arts video.
- Hot young webcam teens.
kids. West side.
- Catwoman: Copycat.
Pablo Francisco videos.
Kim found guilty of perjury.
headline is very misleading.
5-year-olds now are we?
frog hospital closing.. Sad day.
- Yep, dog condoms. That's
it, I quit.
love confession.. OVER THE INTERNET!
of the better scenes in The New Guy.
Electra at the 2005 MTV AU Awards.
- Guys if your package
stays cold, this may help.
of the "kill box" in a shelter in NC. (Fucked up)
- Those titties aren't
normal, they're cross-eyed things.
- Since this Peter
Pan guy still keeps getting submitted...
dog shit on your computer case huh? Feed it more solids.
gets those e-mail scams right? They're really stupid.
- One of the
sites Fred Durst is suing. Good luck with that CANADIAN Mr. Idiot.
» Uh oh
posted on 03/18/05
Edit: If you didn't notice already, the best of section is up. (In the features,
on the right)
Soldiers shooting a dog for "fun". Don't be an idiot, I warned you.
This some type of fetish?
Pablo at the movies. (Very funny)
Little baby dancing to Beyonce.
[Sefy] Dude, if the FBI ever came to my door
[Sefy] Im just gonna put in my other harddrive and boot in ME
[Sefy] Just so i look like a complete retard
piratebot4: oh man
piratebot4: my friend
piratebot4: this really nice black girl
piratebot4: her name is regina
piratebot4: well, in class they were writting their names backwards
[cancerpass] ever watched the monty python show/movies?
[over-thurr] yeah he's a very funny guy!
[cancerpass] i'll take that as a no
Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable
piratebot4: and she realized
piratebot4: a niger
[Sonium] someone speak python here?
[Sonium] the programming language
[Fashykekes] Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle
Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
What's wrong with this picture?
There's a bat coming at ya!
The infamous DAMN NIGGA continues..
He got his hair did.
OH.. I'm just hanging around.
Come onnnnn tittie.
Making fun of yourself gives you 10 points.
- FFL -
- Nasty Video.
- Hosting anyone?
- Sexy XXX galleries
at the nipples.
- Ninja Turtles in Italy?
- Cat fights
are the rule.
guy is like Rubber.
- Hell yes I'm thirsty
are the Devil.
girls acting stupid.
full of horns and music.
models making out.. Yay.
'R' Us sold for 6.6 billion.
ASIAN [The Ring] prank.
Coach. On the next..
fool thinks he's a mermaid.
guard beaten by inmate.
out for this sex offender.
Anderson taking a shower
picture of the car he's selling.
aka Neverland Ranch.
in London. Sorry no video.
case you didn't hear about Robert Blake..
- Take this test,
only part of it worked for me.
the last sentence. SURVEY SAYS!: Black guy.
Jamster blocked out that stupid frogs weiner.
French phrases. Pussies wasn't in there. (Kidding!)
- Why would
a guy be carrying around a bunch of dildos? Nevermind..
all know what that cow is thinking. "HOLY SHIT DAMN NIGGAAAAAAA"
Sorry, I lied about the girlfriend pictures. (Going to try for next week) Mainly
because I've been trying to get the Best of section up. As you can see there's
a little progress and once I finish 2003, I'm going to upload what I have so far.
Took longer because I had to buy another server for that section alone. Thanks
for be patient.. you little shitheads.
» $3.50 and some jawbreakas!
posted on 03/16/05 by Opie
W.O.W = Nice.
up, complete 1 free trial offer (Video Professor, eFax Plus, and Stamps.com are
free and easy to do), refer some friends to do the same and you get a free flat
Who isn't going to laugh at this?
Shooting friends while in the shower..
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested
that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker
and cheaper than a doctor.
"Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem
and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had
nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store.
Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer
started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause
out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed:"You have tennis elbow.Soak
your arm in warm water.Avoid heavy lifting.It will be better in two weeks."
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how
it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could
be fooled.He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine
samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and
deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the
"Your tap water is too hard.Get a water softener.Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins.Your
daughter is using cocaine.Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.Your wife is pregnant
with twin girls.They aren't yours.Get a lawyer.And if you don't stop jerking off,
your tennis elbow will never get better."
No images here
Who did that?
Drunk and INTERNET don't mix.
It's like a little forest full of witches.
Pulled over by a horse cop... tsk tsk
What... No "drink holders"!?
- FFL -
- Napoleon VS Fender.
- Feel like
at the Pool.
That's just silly.
- Naughty college teens.
- What the
hell is doing...
dude is thrown off.
- All your base Rhapsody.
Video’s from Heavy
- More horseshit RING crap.
- Great horse racing
whore on a webcam.
- More ghost
shit on stick! It's on sale!
- Arnold rules, shut the
- List of
celebrities doing ASIAN ads.
can't believe I just posted this SHIT!
something cops don't train for....
rap battle. (Re-post, but worth it)
cent wants someone to shot at him.
cat hunter is getting death threats.
gonorrhea? You guys smell a fairy?
the hell would to hide/explain this dildo?
Wild ride: Great moto jumping game.
- My god.. How did Old spice
get this hot ass girl?
crazy that anyone could survive this crash.
reason why I love Jennifer Love Hugetits.
His nickname was OPIE! That dirty fucker.
naked ASIANS in one phonebooth. I wanta play.
- Needs some help with your
Math homework? Cheater.
- Lots of music videos to
watch. Navigate at the top.
- Check out the Iranian
Police Women. Get in the kitchen.
- These sketches
are great. Minus the penis and queerdom.
- The guy running
the savetoby site is laughing at everyone.
- And I always thought
fat people wanted to be like the Lifetime channel girls.
Concludes Investigation Of Notorious B.I.G.'s Murder. (Like they were looking)