#1 Silver Dollar nipple hater.. Not really.
on 03/12/04 by Opie
Damn this dude is like Spiderman or something.
Turn your speakers up.. Ha ha
Stacy's Mom has got it going on.
Six guys are in a bar all having a good time and getting pissed, then this
old cranky bastard comes up to one of the guys and goes. HOLY SHIT! Your
mom gave me the best fucking head ive ever gotten in my life.
So he ignores him at first, and the guys friends are just killing themselves
Guy comes up again "Boy I got the best fucking sex from your mom, holy shit
it was dam good.
Once again he ignores him, guys friends are just killing themselves. One
more time the guy comes up and says boy im going to go fuck your mother.
Then the guy at the bar says, "Fuck Dad, Go fuck Mom but dont fucking bother
me and my friends anymore.
Mmmm Oreos and Gummy bears.
It says cockring.
F.U.B.U.. honkey style.
"Was it good!?, You cheating bastard!"
Yeah! Piss on her.. Oops.
Wrong, She doesn't know what I did last night.
Scratch your head with me.
A man returned from a trip to Shanghai and was feeling very ill. He went
to see his doctor and was immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo
a series of tests.
The man woke up after these tests in a private room at the hospital and
the phone by his bed began to ring. "This is your doctor," says the voice
on the phone. "We have the results back from your tests and... I'm sorry,
you have an extremely contagious deadly disease known as GASH. "GASH?" replied
the man. "What is that?" "It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, SARS and
Herpes," explained the doctor.
"My gosh, Doc," screams the man in a panic, "what are we going to do?"
"Well, we're going to put you on a strict diet of Pizza, Pancakes, Quesadillas
and Pita Bread," says the doctor matter-of-factly.
"Will that cure me?" "Well, no," says the doctor, "but it's the only food
that will fit under the door."
- FFL -
People with downs have Live Journals:
those nasty STDS!
- Leave Jesus
don't like Christians.
the idiots, this is fake.
- Nightmare on Puppet
in video games.. Sexy.
Bros.. Alternate ending.
images are pretty cool.
a lighter? Kill yourself.
your guy blow up faster.
- Some more
yummy surgery videos.
- I think I have a fat
- Boobs and
memory don't mix.. Sorry.
- Ok girls,
put the goddamn seat down.
my god.. Asian's saying "nigger".
to uncoordinated for these games.
it feel like to be a fucking idiot?
is the hardcore way to take pictures.
Mayor's last name is "Fagot" Go figure.
- The milkshake video
remixed with Martha. Ha ha
don't scientist test shit like this on themselves?
at Miniworld sent me another game, bomb golf.
- From the voicemail
link... Uh it has some penis in here. Gay.
you're eating Mcdonalds and worried about fattening foods? K.
push that red button, it wont do anything. P.S. I think they cat is gay.
crackas.. Girl looks like she's in the Hilton vid.. YAY, You're E-famous
Asian way of showing small children on how to masturbate. I keed... SIKE!
Fuck that, Remember kids: It's
down the road
across the street.
Tell Scarlett I do give a damn
posted on 03/11/04
Fun logic game
Yep more downtime, I'm copying the site to my new p4 2.8ghz
Pretty good stuff for you tomorrow.
Poon or Spoon?
posted on 03/10/04 by Opie
I think I read about this before a while ago, but maybe you havn't?
A worker in the Amazons went to take a nap. He went missing.
Ta Da.. They found him.
Still working on site stuff.. see updates over ---> there.
Kill that noise bitch.
posted on 03/09/04 by Opie
is an Entensity exclusive people! Some Russians dug a hole and guess what?,
They discovered an entrance to HELL! There are a lot of screams and stuff,
it scared the shit out of me. You can here hell in
MP3 technology right here
I warn you it's very scary and if you're like me you may pee your pants.
Oh yeah in case you're very stupid check
... white power. (Dave style)
Slap! Hand of God.
Hmmm someone got caught.
That tattoo rules.
Care to explain this one?
What about the teeth thing? Oops.
She went that --> way..
Haha Bill sent himself a test e-mail.
No nipple slip here.
Not sure why this is funny to me.
Morning Wood Fairy got his ass.
(Read it, you lazy fuck)
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way,
my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was
only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts
and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got
many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never
did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon
I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted
to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life
to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead
with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight
to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked
straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family.
The moral of this story is
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
- FFL -
some Asian yo.
he killed Splinter.
my cell phone?
need more videos.
vids here from ifilm.
I remember playing this.
up on your drug slang.
game not for retards, I hate it.
that one game but different.
Fighter + Outkast = Dumb.
Terrance! Let's look for treas-sure!
gates wants stamps for e-mail, yet you can get his software for free.(Easily)
Happy Woman's Day.. Go make me a sandwich.
on 03/08/04 by Opie
Just a quick one today..
It types the words into a picture.
Kombat, dork style 1.
Kombat, dork style 2.
- FFL -
don't get it.
- Build a bridge.
- The Singhsons.
- Did he ever talk?
tipping is fun.
my god.. WITCH!
- Ha ha.. laugh at
your load on hoes.
- Oh snap! What
- This game
just got harder.
and Eve.. in google.
ha Michael is so busted.
type of ping pong.
one even me say "W-T-F".
full albums and other shit.
- Asian game, guess
what? I failed.
- Well, at
least this isn't a nude page.
me Ms.. Your balls are showing.
John Goodman when you need him?
this is great news for that 10 nickels guy.
milk? Don't click the enter links, it leads to nothing.
someone sent this, I'll go ahead and re-post. Worth it.
You big lipped beast.
posted on 03/04/04 by Opie
I like this game.
Oh man, this had me rolling. (My Milkshake brings the boys..)
Hell, I'd dance to it too.
A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter. She
went to the airport, but the only one available was a solo-helicopter.
The Instructor figured he could let her go up alone since she was already
a pilot for small planes and he could instruct her via radio. So up the
She reached 1,000 feet and everything was going smoothly.
She reached 2,000 feet. The blonde and the Instructor kept talking via radio.
Everything was going smoothly. At 3,000 feet the helicopter suddenly came
down quickly! It skimmed the top of some trees and crash landed in the woods.
The Instructor jumped into his jeep and rushed out to see if the blonde
As he reached the edge of the woods, the blonde was walking out. "What happened?"
the Instructor asked. "All was going so well until you reached 3,000 feet.
What happened then?"
"Well," began the blonde, "I got cold. So I turned off the ceiling fan."
OH!! What could this be?? Look
at this while you're at it.
Sell your soul?
Hmmm R Kelly style.
This made me laugh, I'm not right in the head though.
- FFL -
love Mr. T.
is a fun game.
this hurts me.
- Old school
shit! It's Chess!
- Shake that
detail on the picture.
- Ha, just
drop it off a cliff.
What is this thing away?
favorite game parodies.
fans? Or crazy people?
it up and throw away the key.
- Wow, can't wait to see
these on Cribs.
lots of your 20 dollar bills in and let me know.
can't have spicy food anymore on account of my asshole.
Poon.. James Poon
posted on 03/03/04 by Opie
I like the kids expression afterwords.
That's it for today, what to know why??? Because I updated the funny shit
Click here to see!
Whatcha think? Downloads and Features are next.. (Most this week)
My name is Bob and I throw gang signs
posted on 03/02/04
So this was a kids show? Before my time I think.
We have a weak little Asian and a fat Rent-A-Cop.
You're going to hell with me for laughing.
Damn wordZ and shit!
I didn't like this movie either... Too long.
Get too drunk, you end up on this site.
What are those?.. Pizza slices?
What's a n00b exactly little Johnny?
I got some stupid ass jokes for ya
A girl asks her dad for the car keys to go to her high school dance.
"Sure, after you suck my dick", he says.
"DADDY!?" she shouts, "how COULD you!?"
She runs upstairs, Then later decides she cant miss the dance, so she returns
to get to work. She notices a foul taste.
"Daddy, your dick tastes like shit!"
He slaps himself on the forehead and says, "Oh yeah I forgot! your brother
has the car!"
What do anal sex and spinach have in common?
If they were forced upon you as a child, you probably won't enjoy them now
Why don't black people celebrate Thanksgiving?
Because KFC is closed.
P.S. They really do it's just a dumb joke that made me pee my pants
A sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new "Drive-through" teller machines
enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the below outlined
procedures when accessing their accounts.
MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed after months of careful research.
Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Turn the radio down.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way up.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check make up in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check make-up again.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver queuing
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
26. Release Parking Brake
- FFL -
pain no game.
- I love me
have blonde hair.
Family Guy clips for ya.
- Juggling Videos..
Fallon as William Hung.
nigga! (Crazy Asian video)
smell horseshit, what about you?
- These girls have
some nice TITTAS.
stumbled upon this while on google..
Reading time.. Get your chapstick out.
posted on 03/01/04
It's that time again.. Time for some bitching from my dumbass. Today's super
duper rant is Sex Toys
Alright so Saturday I went to a Sex Shop (Right by a Strip Club) with some
friends, I wont mention any names, but two are married. Anyway I go in there
and see all this crazy shit and what does it do? Piss me the fuck off. How
in god's name can I compete with the shit they have in there? It's ridiculous
and I don't see why people use all this shit really. Yeah sure it may "spice"
up your sex life, but what ever happened to the good old fashion HAND? I
know mine comes in handy.. hahahaha.. Wait no pun there. Not funny.
Guess what? Gonna break down some toys I discovered:
the Sea Shell, This thing is suppose to stimulate the clit or something...
My question is, WHY A SHELL? Why not a paper plate? It looks like a jock
strap for girls. I hate it.
Clicky de Clack that mouse with your hand retard.
thing is called a Bullet. It's WATERPROOF and vibrates, how neat. Maybe
I should strap some batteries on my penis and chase girls around the bed.
This looks like a fancy Chapstick container to me, perhaps you girls should
get some of that cherry favored Chapstick and knock yourselves out. It's
Yep you guessed it.. a buttplug. This is just silly, go fist yourself.
is called "The Pink Dot".. I suppose this thing vibrates as well with the
waterproof technology. Are those little dots suppose to do something a normal
penis can't? If you really want a cheaper method see the solution below.
Oh and why are the dots even pink anyway, that's just crazy.
: Find yourself a guy with large genital warts and call it
And finally lotion/oils.. Real men go dry bitches! This crap is also favored.
Just go drink some red kool-aid and get after it.
The prices on all that shit above is well over 300 bucks total and there's
nothing wrong with plain old sex. So to the girls: Stop buying this shit!
I also know I pissed some people off I know personally that read this site,
just slap me next time you see me. I don't care because I'm Rick James..
- FFL -
The true story of super mario brothers.
Pervert Games.. That's ME! (Some re-post)
- Another poker game.
- Prank with
SNAP! A map test.
- What the fucking shit?!
What the fuck..
- Want to fly over your
- Old school
balloon in space? Get out.
you thought you had spyware.
are the suicide bombers at?
old lady is so funny. I'd hit it twice.
start that monkey fucking... Fags.
what the new windows will look like.
- The music on this made
me fall out of my chair.
P.S. Archives will be done later today.