» Chuck Norris can beat World Of Warcraft!
posted on 02/27/09 by Opie
Got an e-mail, gave my two cents, then unleashed the forum members. You WILL laugh your ass off!
Haven't done a "rollin" vid in a while so herayago.
The butt crack chainsaw!
Possibably the coolest fish ever.
HEY! He can't make fun of white people! Guess it's time to march in the streets.
Well monkeys have been walking like humans for years, but we call them ni..
Human popcorn maker!
George Bush - rearrange the letters - He bugs Gore.
Dormitory - rearrange the letters - Dirty Room.
Evangelist - rearrange the letters - Evil's Agent.
Desperation - rearrange the letters - A Rope Ends It.
The Morse Code - rearrange the letters - Here Come Dots.
Slot Machines - rearrange the letters - Cash Lost In 'Em.
Animosity - rearrange the letters - Is No Amity.
Mother-in-law - rearrange the letters - Woman Hitler.
Snooze Alarms - rearrange the letters - Alas! No More Z's.
A Decimal Point - rearrange the letters - I'm A Dot In Place
Eleven plus two - rearrange the letters - Twelve plus one.
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[ SFW ] - BJ from hell.
[ SFW ] - PG rated porn.
[NSFW] - Naked bitches.
[ SFW ] - Birth of a horse.
[NSFW] - Two hot blondes.
[NSFW] - DVD quality porn.
[ SFW ] - Cheap funny shirts.
[ SFW ] - I love cheerleaders.
[ SFW ] - Elmo goes poo poo.
[NSFW] - 25 minute porn clip.
[ SFW ] - Cat using the toilet.
[ SFW ] - 8 year old playing GTA.
[NSFW] - Get LAID this weekend!
[NSFW] - He gives it to her hard.
[NSFW] - World Nude Day.. WAT!
[ SFW ] - Very nice ass.. and legs.
[ SFW ] - Fat kid doing his workout.
[ SFW ] - Salma Hayek has great tits.
[ SFW ] - 10 Trippiest Cereal Ads Ever!
[ SFW ] - Human tossing world record.
[ SFW ] - Michael Jordan's best dunks.
[ SFW ] - When did John Kerry get funny?
[ SFW ] - The Dark Knight... Techno Remix.
[ SFW ] - Two bullets that collided in the air.
[ SFW ] - What are these black people doing?
[ SFW ] - Brawl Erupts at HS Basketball Game.
[NSFW] - She gets fucked in the laundry room.
[ SFW ] - 12-hour Viagra-fueled Orgy.. He died.
[ SFW ] - What the hell kind of music video is this?
[NSFW] - Blow up doll, Man,.. and TIMMAYYYYYYY!
[ SFW ] - 99 videos you should have already seen online.
» I'm here to fuck shit up
posted on 02/25/09 by Opie
Note: Don't miss Friday, excellent email ownage coming your way.
Amputee Porn Gone Bad!
A man was sitting on a bench waiting for the bus and noticed another man across the street in a lawn chair.
He saw a beautiful woman walk by the man in the lawn chair, the man said something to this woman and she looked at him and they both went into the man's apartment.
The next day this man noticed the same thing happen, but the day after he noticed a woman look back at the man in disgust and he'd say something else and she would continue walking.
Curious, the first man walked across the street to this ladies man. He asked, "what do you say to get all of these beautiful woman to go to your room with you, and what do you say when they are offended so they don't slap you?"
The ladies man said, "simple, when a beautiful woman walks by you say 'tickle your ass with a feather?' if she understands you and likes the idea, she will go to your room. if she turns in disgust, you simply say 'typical Nebraska weather'. then she would assume she just misheard you and keep walking."
This was a great idea, so he walked back across the street and sat back down on the bench from which he came.
He saw a woman coming down the street, big boobs, Nice legs, blonde hair, gorgeous. He all of a sudden got very, very nervous.
As she walked by him he stuttered "Ummm.... stick a feather up your ass?"
"What did you say to me??"
"Uhh...LOOK AT THAT FUCKING CLOUD!"
Beyonce nipple slip.
She's a good mother.
Twilight Zone shit..
Pass the Nazi sauce.
I'm thinking all the water escaped.
Good Ad placement.
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[NSFW] - Porn stars.
[NSFW] - College slut!
[ SFW ] - You'll love these!
[ SFW ] - Who'd you rather?
[ SFW ] - Hello there sexy lady.
[NSFW] - Find whores in your area.
[NSFW] - Cam whores are the best.
[ SFW ] - Half phone half projector.
[NSFW] - Natasha Nice has nice tits.
[ SFW ] - STD Clinic Interview..haha
[ SFW ] - Top 10 Big budget pornos.
[NSFW] - Another homemade porn clip.
[ SFW ] - Someone help this woman out.
[ SFW ] - Bailout Prize Patrol.. Oh Obama.
[ SFW ] - Do you have a gaming disorder?
[ SFW ] - Oh look, she's holding a football.
[ SFW ] - Who’s gonorrhea Medicine is this?
[ SFW ] - Dirty cops get busted for murder.
[ SFW ] - Get inside the mind of a girl's mind.
[ SFW ] - You're pretty much completely blind.
[ SFW ] - Rams beat the shit out of each other.
[ SFW ] - All you fat bitches need the slim suit.
[ SFW ] - The true American on dealing with DTV.
[ SFW ] - These T-Shirts Are Worth Every Penny.
[ SFW ] - Mighty putty is the best product ever!!!
[ SFW ] - Apparently this cop can't jump very well.
[ SFW ] - Cheetos game with a Unicorn with a cheeto horn!
» in da butt
posted on 02/23/09 by Opie
The best 911 call ever.
They take out a homeless man. (Was in FFL)
Dog's expression is priceless after fart.
Frog screams after being touched.
Look at what's causing a traffic jam.
Alien Vs Predator.. In the shower.
Why you should always lock your door.
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten knob?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.. '
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'
She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'
If you're still not sure what a 710 is:
Trying to check shit out.
How do you accidentally swallow a cat?
Fuck the world... Right?
I want a whole party on my ID.
Good looking spare.
It's a zebra... Kind of.
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[ SFW ] - Cool shirts.
[NSFW] - Oh dear god...
[NSFW] - Big booty hoe.
[ SFW ] - Yeah she's hot.
[ SFW ] - Anaconda Vs Dog.
[NSFW] - Porn sites are fun.
[ SFW ] - Real life Spiderman.
[NSFW] - Cute blonde riding it.
[ SFW ] - Weirdest pillow ever.
[ SFW ] - 80's Commercials quiz.
[ SFW ] - Patricia should be naked.
[ SFW ] - Oh no! He lost his freckles!
[ SFW ] - Best customer review ever.
[ SFW ] - Man Eats 22 Live Scorpions.
[NSFW] - Sexy teen getting pounded.
[ SFW ] - Banned Bud Light commercial.
[ SFW ] - ASIANS and INVISIBLE GUNS!
[NSFW] - Looking for a one night stand?
[ SFW ] - I'm an ugly girl on Youtube YAY.
[ SFW ] - White rappers are stupid. Stop it.
[NSFW] - Getting banged in front of the party.
[ SFW ] - These jeans need to be in the states.
[ SFW ] - Jumpman is a great game. (Mac and PC)
[ SFW ] - These deformed midgets can really dance.
[ SFW ] - Dude looks like a lady! Or other way around.
[ SFW ] - The final Late Night with Conan Obrien show.
[ SFW ] - In case you want to know something about a Marvel character.
» k-mart sucks
posted on 02/20/09 by Opie
Tip of the Day
: Pretend you've won Formula 1 by placing your thumb over the end of the penis at the point of ejaculation.
Instead of "Nigger" they will use "Presidents" Great.
Now, this is fast food.
If ER was like this, I'd watch.
One arrow, two coons. (No, not niggas Forrest)
They should work with Jet Li.
I would have shit all over that guy.
He has an excellent TV appearance record.
The head kick was nice at the end.
I have an idea to lower teenage pregnancy rates in the US.
Replace the current sex education in our schools with porn.
It would mean the girls would accept anal as the normal and the boys would know to pull out and cum on the girls tits.
- FFL -
[NSFW] - To fine.
[ SFW ] - Define lazy.
[ SFW ] - DAMN NIGGA!
[ SFW ] - Rabid baby deer.
[NSFW] - Very hot women.
[ SFW ] - Obama's Singing Elf.
[ SFW ] - Cheap fucking shirts!
[ SFW ] - 4 guys she wont date.
[NSFW] - Holy shit at these tits.
[ SFW ] - Stretching is fantastic.
[ SFW ] - Call of Duty.. In real Life.
[ SFW ] - It's like eating a whole pig.
[ SFW ] - So this is how soldiers do it.
[NSFW] - Why aren't these tits in porn?
[ SFW ] - Number one Slayer fan.. haha
[ SFW ] - Her weave stopped the bullet.
[ SFW ] - Ace Ventura Jr.? Looks like shit.
[ SFW ] - Pic of Rihanna's beaten up face.
[ SFW ] - One finger board break. He's good.
[ SFW ] - Bong-Smoking Gold Medalist (Shirt)
[ SFW ] - Obama has one hell of an entourage.
[ SFW ] - People share their "fuck my life" moments.
posted on 02/18/09 by Opie
A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off. More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive.
Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined.
No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" sobs the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you."
The Londoner looks down in horror "FUCKING HELL!" he screams.......
"Where's my Rolex????..."
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[NSFW] - Porn sites.
[NSFW] - Hot cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Amazing pics.
[ SFW ] - Big ass titties.
[ SFW ] - Kid cheats death.
[ SFW ] - Irish Drinking Team!
[ SFW ] - Fill in the blank game.
[NSFW] - Girls that like to mate.
[ SFW ] - Black guy goes to court.
[ SFW ] - Movie Spoilers: Oscar Edition
[ SFW ] - Ref shows off his boxing skills.
[ SFW ] - Crazy ASIAN letters confuse me.
[NSFW] - Hottest woman ever! Well.. haha
[ SFW ] - He killed his wife. CALL THE ZOO!
[ SFW ] - I'm dumb and can't put on a shirt.
[ SFW ] - This is what you talk to on Myspace.
[ SFW ] - I wish I would see a naked protester.
[ SFW ] - Getting high fives from strangers. haha
[ SFW ] - ASIANS playing freeze tag or something..
[ SFW ] - Holy shit, when did Shaq learn to dance.
[ SFW ] - Israeli soldiers and the Backstreet Boys...
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Most Embarrassing Sports Records.
[ SFW ] - Fan dancing at a Celtics game. (This is great)
[ SFW ] - She is a chronic masturbator and possibly a crack head.
[ SFW ] - So if you hate your wife you stick marbles up her ass, Right?
[ SFW ] - Those cat abusers face charges. Lets not worry about murders and such though.
» i heart you
posted on 02/16/09 by Opie
FYI: The following two videos aren't me "supporting" animal abuse, so stop emailing me. I'm only posting in hopes of someone knowing who they are and then reporting them. Personally I don't give a shit either way.
Looks like the kids in the first video were in fact owned :)
Idiot abusing a cat. (Don't view if you like cats)
Fishermen using kittys as bait. (Don't view if you like cats)
This is what you do with your college books. (Wait for it, it's funny as shit)
This horse sounds like Beavis.
"You better not miss"
How dumb is this woman?
The host thinks this is a horse.
- A recent survey shows that 20% of woman have admitted to being the victim of domestic abuse.
The other 80% of woman wouldn't dare open their mouths.
- I was walking down the street today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: Well, if I lost a hundred and fifty bucks, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson."
- I put one of those 'No tools left in van overnight ' signs on me run about yesterday. This morning some cunt had broken in and left a note saying 'Just checking'
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[ SFW ] - $10 tees!
[NSFW] - Holy nice rack.
[NSFW] - Great nude sites.
[ SFW ] - Hot military chicks.
[NSFW] - Cam whores are #1.
[NSFW] - This sexy teen is hot!
[NSFW] - Best sex position ever.
[ SFW ] - Elevator that screams.
[ SFW ] - Fake gun shots prank.
[ SFW ] - Don't park in a firezone.
[NSFW] - Topless girls at concerts.
[ SFW ] - A pizza vending machine.
[ SFW ] - This panda is clearly mad.
[ SFW ] - Sex Scene or Murder Scene?
[ SFW ] - Egg trick off Johnny Carson.
[NSFW] - Naughty Girls Looking For Fun.
[ SFW ] - Way to break the camera chief.
[ SFW ] - Apparently she missed her flight.
[ SFW ] - Remove the other strings please.
[NSFW] - She looks crazy but I'd still hit it.
[ SFW ] - Defiantly can't do that in the states.
[NSFW] - This will make you scratch your head.
[ SFW ] - Things you didn't know about Playboy.
[ SFW ] - This is a great fight scene. Not really..
[ SFW ] - Home invasion shoot out. Silly Negros.
[ SFW ] - Christian Bale pissed off at Peter Griffin.
[ SFW ] - ASIANS breaking up is a dramatic event.
[ SFW ] - Hot Ham N Cheese is an excellent rap song.