» hi posted on 02/13/08 by Opie

Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when having sex?
A: Because they have cotton balls.



W.O.W
Joke

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't Have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'

Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'

Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't ! Worry, I have a plan, Cheers!'

They downed their drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin me!'

Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub.

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[ SFW ] - Family Guy.
[ SFW ] - Get laid now!
[ SFW ] - One hot chick.
[NSFW] - Brutally Fucked!
[ SFW ] - Lapdance lovers
[ SFW ] - Fucking a celeb.
[NSFW] - Big tittied MILF.
[ SFW ] - Supersize special.
[NSFW] - My kind of poker..
[ SFW ] - Valentines booty.
[ SFW ] - Vote for me 2008.
[ SFW ] - Fight at a wedding.
[NSFW] - Check out that ass.
[NSFW] - College girls.. naked.
[ SFW ] - Funny cell phone ad.
[ SFW ] - That's a huge bitch!
[NSFW] - Fucked on the beach.
[ SFW ] - Big Brother 9 girl naked.
[NSFW] - A bunch of porn bloopers.
[NSFW] - 18 year old gives a blow j!
[ SFW ] - Barack Obama music video.
[ SFW ] - I'd like to motorboat these.
[NSFW] - Good LAWD at da free porn.
[NSFW] - Melissa Midwest is super hot.
[NSFW] - Sasha loves to suck the cock!
[ SFW ] - Britney Spears watches cup chicks!
[ SFW ] - Guys keep staring at Dentist's Boobs.
[ SFW ] - Why would "negus" be in a spelling bee.
[ SFW ] - Valentine's Day movies. (Some are good)
[ SFW ] - THIS IS THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER!

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» little late posted on 02/11/08 by Opie

Q: A mute man wants to buy a toothbrush. He imitates the action of brushing his teeth to a shopkeeper and he understands and gives the man a toothbrush.

Now, a blind man comes in and wants a pair of sunglasses. How can he express what item he wants?

Answer at bottom of post



Why you shouldn't juggle bowling balls.



Instant messenger song.



Turtle with 3 heads.



Slut gets some cops fired.





What a great punch.
Joke

A plane is on its way to Toronto, when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket.

She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto, and I'm staying right here".

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class that belongs in economy, and wont move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto, and I'm staying right here".

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when that land to arrest this blonde woman who wont listen to reason.

The pilot says, "You say she's a blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde".

He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy .

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without and fuss.

"I told her, 'First class isn't going to Toronto' ".

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This is a smart man.



Yeah right..



She's weird looking.



That's just lazy.



Shit.



Oh no.
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[ SFW ] - Sexy Bod.
[NSFW] - Big tit slut.
[ SFW ] - Sexy Time.
[NSFW] - Escort girls.
[NSFW] - Home videos.
[ SFW ] - Drifting semi!
[ SFW ] - Beach babes.
[NSFW] - Sexy teacher.
[NSFW] - Hardcore time.
[ SFW ] - Bike race brawl.
[ SFW ] - What the fuck?
[ SFW ] - I'd do all of them.
[ SFW ] - Women in cages?
[ SFW ] - Celebrity rap sheet.
[ SFW ] - Fat man with a gun.
[ SFW ] - Chinese Wonder Bra!
[NSFW] - She's getting a raise.
[ SFW ] - Karate show off haha
[ SFW ] - Those boobs are nice.
[NSFW] - Live Girls Masturbating.
[NSFW] - If you like money shots!
[ SFW ] - Pretty funny music video.
[ SFW ] - Denise Richards is still hot.
[ SFW ] - A new energy drink... haha
[ SFW ] - 6 million dollar home theater.
[ SFW ] - She must be having a seizure.
[ SFW ] - A robot can fill your car up now.
[ SFW ] - There's a hidden message in Cloverfield.
[ SFW ] - Bride dies at her wedding - LUCKY MAN!
[ SFW ] - Wear this many condoms and consider yourself black.
[NSFW] - The greatest skin-care product commercial ever. (NAKED!)

Answer to question up top

A: He opens his mouth and tells the shopkeeper that he wants some sunglasses.

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» cocks posted on 02/08/08 by Opie



This rabbit is bad ass.



Old school TV bloopers.



This guy is actually funny.



He's an odd one.



Didn't see that coming..



A new GODZILLA!
Joke

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got broken.

'What's the moral of that story?' asked the teacher.

'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!'

'Very good,' said the teacher.

Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, 'Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'.'

'That was a fine story Sarah.'

Michael, do you have a story to share?'

'Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunt Sharon. Aunt Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit.

She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.

She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.'

'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, 'what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?'

'Stay the fuck away from Aunt Sharon when she's been drinking.'

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Motivationals!
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[ SFW ] - Hi girls.
[NSFW] - Cam girls.
[NSFW] - Strippers!
[NSFW] - Wrong hole!
[NSFW] - 2 girls 1 guy.
[ SFW ] - I hate this kid.
[ SFW ] - Tigger punch.
[ SFW ] - Girls with guns!
[ SFW ] - Girls gone wild.
[ SFW ] - Hello Kitty rifle.
[ SFW ] - I like this game.
[NSFW] - I love drunk girls.
[NSFW] - I'd probably hit it.
[ SFW ] - Indian poop song.
[NSFW] - Lots of Blow J vids.
[NSFW] - That's a neat trick.
[ SFW ] - Chuck Norris Shirts.
[ SFW ] - Sexy on the beach.
[ SFW ] - That's a weird fish.
[ SFW ] - Who likes cartoons?
[ SFW ] - Pink Vagina Couch..?
[ SFW ] - I have sexsomnia too.
[NSFW] - I found a fuck buddy.
[NSFW] - She has great friends.
[ SFW ] - Penelope Cruz is sexy.
[ SFW ] - Trampoline Volleyball!
[NSFW] - Good birthday present.
[ SFW ] - He has to be innocent.
[ SFW ] - Post rude comments here.
[ SFW ] - Britney's see-through top.
[ SFW ] - HAHA Heath Ledger did OD!
[ SFW ] - The greatest MMA fight ever.
[ SFW ] - How do I join this Yoga class?
[ SFW ] - Mud wrestling is a great sport.
[ SFW ] - Christina Aguilera Photo Shoot.
[ SFW ] - Smallest girl in the world.. haha
[ SFW ] - Only ASIANS would have dolls like this.
[ SFW ] - Baby tossed from burning building PICS!
[NSFW] - PETA's annual State of the Union Undress.
[ SFW ] - I will continue to use q-tips, this man was dumb.

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» apparently I'm a perv posted on 02/06/08 by Opie



W.O.W



Vid of that air stewardess stripping.



I dare you to look
Joke

A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully."

The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the girl calls the pet store.

The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

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Send yours here!
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[ SFW ] - Model oops
[ SFW ] - Cover girls.
[NSFW] - Porn Videos.
[NSFW] - College girls.
[ SFW ] - Little fucker.
[NSFW] - Busty brunette.
[ SFW ] - Better than sex.
[ SFW ] - Need her naked.
[NSFW] - The money shot.
[NSFW] - Best blow j ever.
[NSFW] - Hello busty MILF.
[NSFW] - Sex on the beach.
[ SFW ] - Free Patriots gear!
[ SFW ] - Dirty Danielle Lloyd.
[ SFW ] - Super chick slap off.
[NSFW] - Single women for you.
[NSFW] - She likes it doggy style.
[ SFW ] - Day in the life of boobs.
[ SFW ] - Adriana Lima is a hottie.
[NSFW] - There might be porn here.
[ SFW ] - Blonde and Blonder trailer.
[ SFW ] - We got a baby killing dad.
[ SFW ] - Bert and Ernie are hardcore.
[ SFW ] - Brown paper bag! (Actually jams)
[ SFW ] - Case of beer buckled in, but not baby.
[ SFW ] - Parasites Morph Ants to Look 'Berry' Tasty.
[ SFW ] - I forgot to post the Lesner vs Mir fight, so here.

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» ahhhhh posted on 02/04/08 by Opie

Q and A

Q: What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time?
A: Gang rape.



Freeze in public.



The most awesome off-road vid ever.



"This nigga touched my dick"



As Good As It Gets - Re cut.



Nice thong.
Math fun

1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the Area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2
Do you recognize the answer?

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[NSFW] - Daddy like.
[NSFW] - Sexy latina.
[ SFW ] - Carly is hot.
[NSFW] - College girls.
[ SFW ] - Mclovin shirt.
[ SFW ] - Sinful chicks.
[NSFW] - Big ass tittas.
[ SFW ] - Girls gone mild!
[NSFW] - Excellent facial.
[ SFW ] - Bedroom-icious.
[ SFW ] - Naughty celebs.
[ SFW ] - Well this is gay.
[ SFW ] - 50 cent is a fag.
[ SFW ] - The perfect chick.
[NSFW] - Sex on the beach.
[ SFW ] - Just kill everything.
[NSFW] - Keeley Hazell naked!
[ SFW ] - Celebrity Phone Tap.
[NSFW] - Fuck your neighbor.
[ SFW ] - Another 100 Voices
[ SFW ] - Is he on Star Wars?
[NSFW] - Blowing bubbles naked.
[ SFW ] - "I'm fukin' Matt Damon"
[ SFW ] - What a great stewardess.
[ SFW ] - These girls must be friends.
[ SFW ] - Here's all the Superbowl ads.
[ SFW ] - Gabe & Max's Internet Thing.
[ SFW ] - Jim Carrey does his own stunt.
[ SFW ] - HPV causes oral cancer in men?
[ SFW ] - The Boy with the incredible brain.
[ SFW ] - Get your 19-0 Pats book.. Oh wait.

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» burp fart posted on 02/01/08 by Opie

Q and A

Q: What do Ethiopians do at night?
A: Starve.



Most ridiculous infomercial I've ever seen.



All those safety PSA videos in one.



A bunch of people have bad days at work.



Something amazing will happen.



She got SCARED!



Tarantino is funny.



He goes off on them.



Pull-ups on a crane.. Was hoping he would fall.



What the fuck?



Boobs!!!!
Joke

A restaurant manager hires an efficiency analyst to come in to his restaurant for an annual evaluation of his establishment.

The first thing the analyst noticed was that each of the waiters/waitresses had a spoon in their front pocket. Curious, the analyst asked the manager "why do your employees all carry spoons in their pockets?"
The manager got a grin on his face and said "we find that the most commonly dropped utensil is a spoon, so if we have one on hand, we don't have to go back to the kitchen to get the customer a new spoon."

The analyst was clearly impressed by this innovative thinking, and gave the restaurant very high marks in the category.

The next thing the analyst noticed was a short string attached to the zipper of the men's pants. Again, he asked the manager why they had strings attached, to which the manager replied, "All employees must wash their hands after using the bathroom, but if we can eliminate direct contact with our hands, we don't need to wash hands, thus greatly decreasing restroom time."

Again, the analyst was impressed. But then a follow-up question dawned on him... "...then how do you get everything back in your pants after your are done?"

The manager said "Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I just use the spoon."

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[NSFW] - Fuck her.
[NSFW] - Nice rack!
[NSFW] - Hot MILF.
[ SFW ] - Poster sex.
[ SFW ] - Girls kissing.
[NSFW] - Banana dildo.
[NSFW] - Live sex shows.
[ SFW ] - Nasty bike wreck.
[ SFW ] - Some great shirts.
[ SFW ] - Hot G-Spot chicks.
[NSFW] - She's getting an A.
[ SFW ] - Fat guy water slide!
[ SFW ] - Awesome ninja game.
[NSFW] - Yes, make a sex tape.
[ SFW ] - Pillow fight gets sexy.
[ SFW ] - Sexy Kerry McGregor.
[ SFW ] - Snowboarding Subaru.
[NSFW] - I guess he's a stripper?
[ SFW ] - A new "Whoose Boobs".
[NSFW] - I love drunk college girls.
[ SFW ] - This may hurt your head.
[ SFW ] - Yeah that is an ugly hotel.
[ SFW ] - Holy shit a human octopus!
[NSFW] - Hot chicks getting banged.
[ SFW ] - This is why ants are awesome.
[ SFW ] - Top 99 Most Desirable Women!
[ SFW ] - ASIANS have great game shows.
[ SFW ] - Sorry but Canadians are 100% stupid.
[ SFW ] - 2 People 1 Cup (& a lot of brown stuff)
[ SFW ] - Tornado victim billed for cable devices.

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