posted on 02/14/07 by Opie
A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, "I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time".
The wife thought for a few moments, and then said,
"Your dick's bigger than your brother's"
- FFL -
- Lucky guy.
- Sarah Davis.
- Strip Twister.
- MILF Fucked.
- MILFs in Bath.
- Shake dat Ass.
- Young stripper.
- Banana Fingers.
- Myspace hottie.
- Some cool gadgets.
- Hot chick in boots.
- DVD celebrity videos.
- Adriana Lima Jogging.
- Amazing Deepthroat!
- Sex tape gone wrong.
- Valentines Day Advice.
- Best pool training video.
- Mexican police are mean.
- The Police Grammys 2007.
- Naked outside is always fun.
- Blonde chick getting banged.
- Joe Rogan VS Carlos Mencia.
- Skydiver falls 500ft and lives.
- Man I hate coins in my pocket.
- Customize the horn in your car!
- Carry your laptop in a pizza box.
- Pervert gets what he deserves.
- Thailand got a copy of Cocktails.
- Hidden wall safe via electrical outlet.
- Mirko Crocop is a bad mother fucker.
- Hard to believe these are pieces of paper.
- His last blog ever. I would suggest suicide.
- Microsoft Vista Speech Recognition tested. haha.
- Porn is fake. Who would let her babysit their kids?
posted on 02/12/07 by Opie
Skate to the face.
24 Vs Aqua Teen Hunger Force!
This would just cause a wreck in the US.
Mario got into WOW.
He robbed the wrong store.
Goats can climb trees now.
Lions Vs a buffalo.
One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton ." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton".
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away..
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."
The Marine, uderstandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don 't you understand?"
The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!"
Jennifer Aniston topless from The Break-Up.
- FFL -
- Rock Chick.
- Hey fuck ass!
- Public sex 101.
- Real tight ass.
- Kill everything!
- Let's Misbehave.
- Canyon Skating.
- Hot Brazilian Ass.
- Double Dare idiots.
- The Cheating Curve.
- Zippo Lighter Tricks.
- Anna Nicole Smith RIP'S
- Lovely lady lumps... wtf.
- Hills have eyes 2 trailer.
- Fishing with a Bazooka!
- Rosie slams Anna Nicole.
- Wii can cause weight loss.
- I think this guy is retarded.
- I need myself a slutty maid.
- This little truck looks bad ass.
- Pretty fun bug shooting game.
- Lego Automobile Assembly Line
- Coolest Hand Puppet show ever.
- Respect the Harley Davidson way.
- Old school Sandler song - Secret.
- Two chicks fighting on the beach.
- If you like real tits raise your hand.
- Make your own newspaper clipping.
- Benz loaded with diamonds. (Baller!)
- Back when Christina was really hot.
- Kitten killers almost gets a year in prison.
- Zombie takes on a shark deep in the ocean.
- 10 years for cooking a puppy? Goodbye China!
- This may offend you if you don't have hands. Oh wait...
posted on 02/09/07 by Opie
Redneck getting arrested that is very funny.
PRAISE DA LORD!
How Men and Women shower.
Bitches Ain't Shit via A Capella
Neat blood trick.
White boys ghost ridin'.
Dynamite in the water = surfing.
The lady breaks his pokerface.
Salma Hayak's tits on Conan.
Condoleeza Rice came in to Bush's office and said "Sir, 2 Brazilian soldiers died in Iraq today."
George replied, "Holy Jesus this is terrible. How am I ever going to tell the American people about this one?"
She ponders about his strange over-reaction for a minute, then leaves.
George then turns to his secretary and says, "How much is a brazillion?"
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- Mr. Gay.
- Blonde Boobies!
- Amateur videos.
- Funniest TV ads.
- Mattress surfing!
- Girls are amazing.
- Howard Stern TV Ad.
- Bad ass potato Gun.
- Liquid metal is neat.
- Puerto Rican Barney.
- Jennifer Aniston titties.
- Hummer Vs Honda Civic.
- Webcam Wonderfulness.
- Sienna Miller Gets Fucked.
- Really fun fighting game.
- Damn her body is perfect.
- Send this card to a friend.
- Watch TV shows on your PC.
- Make money surfing the web.
- Make your own M&M character.
- Mario theme played on a flute.
- Another guy showing up Dr. Phil.
- Drunk teen sisters Lesbian action.
- Kids playing on Walmart Intercom.
- He messed up at the 56 sec mark.
- Why doesn't she just show those?
- The 411 on Victoria Secret Models.
- Wet titties are better than dry ones.
- Would you eat the banana after that?
- Giants of the sea.. AKA BIG ASS SHIPS!
- Anna Nicole Smith is dead.. Probably drugs.
- So this is why you have to be 21 to buy Dust Off.
- Need to start going to Christina's house on Sunday.
- Conspiracy Theory - Did we landed on the moon by Fox TV.
» that good day
posted on 02/07/07 by Opie
Sports Illustrated photoshoot.
This guy is at an airport and needs to use the restroom before his flight leaves. He goes to the nearest men's bathroom and walks in to find it empty save one lone man with, sadly enough, no arms.
The man goes to the urinal one away from him, because everyone knows there must be a one urinal gap, and as he is taking care of his business he looks over to find that the man with no arms is just standing there, obviously not able to unzip his pants.
Once the man is done, the zips up and washes his hands. As he is leaving he looks back at the armless man and feels sorry for the guy who has surely been holding it in for a while now.
He walks over the the guy and asks if he needs any assistance.
The armless guy looks over relieved and says, "Aw man, thanks so much, I've been waiting here for so long. Could you possibly just unzip my pants?" The guy agrees and unzips the guys pants and realizes he probably has to take the armless guy's penis out. So as to not make it awkward he just does it without asking. He finds to his utter horror that the man's penis is green, pimply, oozing with puss and covered in rashes and sores. Disgusted, he waits for the man to finish and shoves the guys cock back in. Before leaving the man turns to the armless guy and asks, "Hey, I'm sorry to be forward...but what the fuck is wrong with your dick man?"
The armless guy looks over as he takes his arms out of his shirt and replies, "I don't know, but I sure as fuck don't want to touch it!"
- FFL -
- Big Tits.
- Prison riot!
- Retro porn.
- A Sexy Time.
- Amazing Ass.
- Sexy and Hot.
- Sexy Kobe Tai.
- Forbidden Fruit.
- School Girl Sex.
- Tickled on Stern.
- Dogs are Pussies.
- Kates Lollipop BJ.
- She's so hot it burns.
- The power of Google.
- Sluttiest cam girl ever.
- Snickers makes you gay
- Amateur teen lesbians.
- ASIAN chefs are crazy!
- Lucky Voodoo Underwear.
- Paris Hilton Smoking Pot.
- Kiss your nuts good-bye.
- Lucy Liu playing stripper.
- Idiot lights his neck on fire.
- Who's taking the pictures?
- Girls kissing from the movies.
- Haha what the hell is this..?
- Celebs topless on the beach.
- Make the bartender pay you.
- Misses the empty net. (Hockey)
- All women should wear this bra.
- Supersize me spoof.. With Whiskey.
- Get great bargains for online shopping.
- Great video of Gisele Bundchen. (Hottie)
- So that's how they move space shuttles.
- I need to check out the Montgomery Flea Market.
posted on 02/05/07 by Opie
Been there. (Drunk)
One of these guys gets hurt.. badly.
What a fucking tease.
Unlock a car with a tennis ball.
Tattoo remover. (SNL)
This guy rules and beatboxing and possibly stealing.
Taking a shit in the washing machine..
A zebra died and went to heaven and was waiting with St. Peter at the pearly gates.
The zebra asked Peter, "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" Peter replied, "Only God knows that answer."
So the zebra went into heaven and found God and asked him, "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?"
God replied to him, "You are what you are." and then left him.
Confused the zebra went back to St. Peter and said "God told me, 'You are what you are' what does that mean?"
Peter replied "Oh its very clear, you are a white zebra with black stripes." "Why is that?" the zebra asked.
"Because if you were a black zebra with white stripes God would have told you 'You is what you is'"
No witty comment needed.
Oh that MLK...
I could beat them.
This game is racist like bowling. (black ball, redneck white pins)
Does it come in penis spray?
- FFL -
- Wii Sex.
- Sexist tees.
- Hello tight ass.
- Hammer Time!
- Babes in Bikinis.
- Brazilian Hotties.
- Superbowl Babe.
- Hot photoshoot.
- Pleasure Or Pain?
- Amazing Breasts.
- Shaking that booty.
- Nick Hogan drifting.
- Coke Superbowl ad.
- Saw 4 is coming out.
- Entensity Daily Media!
- My my she sure is limber.
- The Most Realistic HDTV.
- OK this is worst than gay.
- Album covers with a twist.
- We need more sand for her.
- The Superbowl ads be here.
- Damn she can shake that ass.
- This girl is a ninja turtle freak.
- Indian dancefest looks like fun.
- Kill time with this fucking game.
- Amazing Projection Technology.
- Hmm what happened black guy?
- One of those "find things" games.
- Miss USA Tara Conner in a Bikini.
- Cool.. soldiers will look like MegaMan.
- Got questions about ni.. black people?
- Skydiver almost runs into an airplane.
- She falls in the "butterface" category.
- The number 23 (Jim Carrey) looks good.
- Silly cartoon about Hillary for President.
- "The Dark Knight" Another Batman movie.
- I wish my highschool teachers were sluts.
- 1408 actually looks like a good horror movie.
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon movie trailer.
- Free hot sauce sample. (Excellent background sound)
posted on 02/02/07 by Opie
Always wondered if that ever happened.
Thriller dance at a wedding.
New K-fed commercial. (In case you missed it in the FFL)
Hi, we are dumb.
Bet that hurt.
Smoker owned via fire extinguisher.
Stapled his mouth shut.
Fart on fire.
What about the main muscle?
Holy shit! I want to go to the Baghdad zoo.
Four nuns go to heaven and as they get to the pearly gates St. Peter presides over them and says, "Now usually we ask people here if they have any last sins they want to confess before going before Him, but since you are nuns, you have presumably lived a rather sin-free life. Nonetheless, this is your time to confess anything you have hanging over your head."
So the first nun walks up and says, "Well, I have to confess that one day, while cleaning out the priests' quarters, I walked into one of the rooms without knocking and, well...I saw the priest's penis." Ashamed, she bowed her head and waited for a response.
St. Peter replies, "No problem at all daughter of God, just cleanse your eyes in the fountain of purity and all will be forgiven."
The second nun then steps forward and says, "I, too, have something similar I must get off my chest. You see, while cleaning out the priests' quarters I also forgot to knock, saw the priest naked, but .... I could not resist....I touched the priest's penis." Completely embarrassed in front of her peers and St. Peter, she bowed and waited for her judgment.
St. Peter calmed the nun and replied, "Do not fret child, merely cleanse your hands in the fountain of purity and all will be forgiven."
Before the third nun can step forward, the nun behind her starts to pull her and shove her away, attempting to get in front of her. St. Peter, rather surprised with the nun's actions pleads the nun to stop and explain herself. So the last nun says, "Oh St. Peter, I only wanted to gargle the water from the fountain of purity before she put her ass in it!"
- FFL -
- Smart girl.
- Camel Toes.
- Tits in Face.
- Holy titties!
- I'd bang her.
- Lazy Wii guy.
- More Carmen.
- Sexy red head.
- Paris in a bikini.
- Bedroom babes.
- Charlize Theron
- Sex in the office.
- The land of Dildo.
- Frozen tidal wave.
- 8 million dollar car.
- Tyra Banks fat or not?.
- Helpline for Harry fans.
- Don't drink a lot of milk.
- The Ghost ride it video.
- Violence Of The Lambs
- Haha remember this guy?
- Wii already has a modchip.
- Kids mess with the homeless.
- Cute teen plays with her pussy.
- Kid smacked to the floor.. haha
- Happy Birthday Teen Threesome
- Spy on your kids.. or your LOVERS.
- Girls doing the Moulan Rouge dance.
- New York teen sues record industry.
- I guess it's God playing a trick on them.
- Prison Break actor is really going to prison.
- The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.
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