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» uh huh posted on 02/17/06 by Opie



Top 10 awesome dunks.



Uhhh....



I love his fighting stance.



OOPS.



Haha, remember this guy?



Diving in piss.



Needs some soap in his mouth.



Fucked up midget porn.



Hot dogs for homophobes.

Joke

Ralph arrived at his Internal Revenue Service audit accompanied by another man. The IRS guy assumed the other man was Ralph's attorney.

Going over his records, the IRS official said, "Well, sir, it appears that you live at a much higher level than your reported employment income. How do you explain that?"

Ralph replied, "I love to gamble and I usually win."

The skeptical official gave him a disbelieving look.

"I can prove it," said Ralph. "How about a demonstration?"

The official thought a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."

Ralph said, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."

The auditor thought a moment and said, "No way! It's a bet!"

Ralph removed his glass eye and bit it.

The official's jaw dropped. Ralph said, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."

The official could tell Ralph wasn't blind, so he took the bet.

Ralph then removed his dentures and bit his good eye.

The stunned official was now three grand in the hole

"Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asked. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on your desk and piss into that wastebasket by the door over there and never get a drop anywhere in between."

The auditor, twice burned, was cautious now, but there's no way this guy could manage that stunt, so he agreed again!

Ralph climbed up on the auditor's desk, missed the wastebasket completely, and pretty much peed all over the desk.

The official grinned. He had just turned a huge loss into a huge win! But then he noticed that Ralph's friend looked ashen and was visibly shaking.

"Are you okay?" he asked.

The man replied, "Not really. Before we arrived, Ralph bet me twenty thousand dollars he'd piss on your desk and you'd be happy about it!"

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Gun show. haha



Mr. T.



Yep.



Stinky pinky

- FFL -

- Echo.
- Play darts.
- Dong Wars.
- Military chicks.
- Fucking HE-MAN!
- Internet dating!!!!
- Adriana Lima video.
- Good Cop, Bad Cop.
- Topless beach girls.
- Knock each other out.
- Hello volleyball... Hot.
- The best fight on TV.
- Wild boys playing Zebra.
- A bunch of neat-o bridges.
- Ring in the sexual attraction.
- Hundreds of old school games.
- Kill the mobsters. Pretty dumb.
- These were done in MS paint?
- Kid Rock may have a sex tape.
- ASIANS pulling down girls pants.
- Playboy Calling All MySpace Girls
- The Ketchup Effect (Just watch and laugh)
- Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley bare all.
- Mr. King would call this dude "King Kong", picture on right.



» porn day, hooray posted on 02/15/06 by Opie



W.O.W



REAL music in porn. Retarded, yet funny.

Joke 1

A guy is driving out in the middle of nowhere, very lost.

Finally he spots 2 houses so he goes up to the first house and looks in the door way.

He sees an old lady yanking on her boobs and an old man jerking off.

He is so freaked out that he goes to the next house and says "What's up with your neighbors?" and the owner of the house says "Oh that’s the Robinson’s, they're both deaf.

She's telling him to go milk the cow and he's telling her to go fuck herself!"

Joke 2

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence. We both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"

The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident.

See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, Id like two tickets to Pittsburgh, I accidentally said Id like two pickets to Tittsburgh., so she socked me a good one."

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.

But I accidentally said, "Youve ruined my life, you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch."

- FFL -

- Ninja Rap.
- Hot nerds.
- Dick Hunt.
- GGW fans?
- Fly on drugs.
- Cyclops kitten
- I like g-strings.
- Hey porn lovers.
- Beautiful model.
- Hardcore TV sex.
- Hallmark moment.
- Explosions are cool.
- Jack fucking Bauer!
- SHUT THE FUCK UP.
- Anyone like guitars?
- Music of Family Guy.
- For all the Jesus people.
- Top 10 Baseball fights!
- 3 beers in 13 seconds.
- Cop fucks up BIG time.
- Finger banged. YES!....
- Hot blonde getting naked.
- American Idol twins owned.
- Why hello Ms. Crazy bitch.
- Better check ya color honky.
- Check out some of these test.
- This game will keep you busy.
- Jelena Jensen has big ass tittas.
- Drunk girls playing a great game.
- Big tittas for V-DAY, which was yesterday.
- I wouldn't mind shaping my cock into.. a dinosaur.
- Can they tell the "money shot" from the drool on their chin?
- Hot video compilation of Jessica Alba in Dark Angel - Part 1.



» Here I am. posted on 02/13/06 by Opie

OK.. OK.... We should be good on post now, except maybe on Wednesday W.O.W, jokes, FFL only. I'll just see.

W.O.W. will be posted before 10pm (2/15/06)

Once I open the forums back up (tonight) registration will be closed for awhile I'm almost done going through them (600 or so left).

Anyway.....



Remember that maze game posted? Funny stuff.



Knocked the fuck out.



Nigga or Nigger? What about cracka?



Basic Instinct 2 clip. (Let's call it porn)



Be nice to that dog.



This game is fun when you kill her.



Send Someone a V-day card.

Joke

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.

The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.

Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all.

His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?"

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Crazy niggers.



Damn Nigga!



Yummy.



Uhh.. to-many-jokes.



And he killed himself.



New meaning to dumbell.

- FFL -

- Alizee.
- Nice bikini.
- Kate is sexy.
- Flower Advice.
- Cybersexsoup.
- Dumb bat boy.
- I smell jail time.
- Sex with a cigar.
- MINI sports cars.
- He's kind of.. odd.
- Touch up pictures.
- Big enough target.
- Great football hits.
- Who would do her?
- I like the music video.
- Awesome 3D effects.
- This girl has great tits.
- Come onnnnnnn tittie!
- Are those really titties?
- Notice anything wrong?
- Brokeback to the future.
- Moon someone in Africa.
- GoDaddy window washer.
- That sex-ed video remixed.
- Clip from Eyes Wide Shut.
- How smart is your black ass?
- Like playing arcade games?
- I could do this while drunk.
- Howard Stern.. Tickle torture.
- Underwater explosions are neat.
- Jesus Christ Mr. impregnate-er.
- And I thought I knew movies... (Quiz)
- Spiderman in Japanese. (Not the movie)
- So this is how those ASIANS make sound effects.
- Jimmy Kimmel shows the unnecessary censorship.
- They'll be showing this movie at your local church.
- 12 year olds shouldn't use such naughty language.



» What's today? posted on 02/08/06 by Opie

E-notes:

- If I post Friday, it will be late.
- Hey bitches, submit better jokes.
- Archives (Jan) should be up tonight.
- Should have the 4th batch of new forum sign-ups complete. (tonight)



W.O.W: Some e-fans went to highschool with her.



Classic game show blooper.



God I need those.



I bet two words said were: "Nigger" and "eh?"



White Devil.



I like Paris' boob.



Nice.

- FFL -

- Free porn!
- Cyclops kitten.
- Jessica's Boots.
- Crazy accidents.
- Try to steal shit.
- Hot blonde alert.
- Don't tackle girls!
- How to get free gas.
- 92 year old skydiving.
- Hello, future psychos.
- Face first in da ground.
- Spring break girls are fun.
- Tell these girls what to do.
- Do you know the 50 states?
- Homemade porn.. Paris style.
- French Maid TV: How to Podcast.
- Back when Britney was super hot...
- Valentines Day gift advice from hot girls.
- What's the big deal about these Muhammad cartoons?



» My peeps posted on 02/06/06 by Opie

You better join the forums while you can because going to be shutting registration for a while since it's consuming to much post time.



Liddell vs Couture part 3



Watch out for the tree.



Static electricity house!



This maze is hard.



Everyone should like this.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

- FFL -

- Haha.
- Hot babe.
- Hot springs?
- Adriana Lima.
- Chewy's blog.
- Cop gets shot.
- Christina is hot.
- Big ass things.
- I like her boobs.
- Jessica Simpson.
- Copier vs hot girl.
- This looks like fun.
- Hottie masticates.
- This nigga is crazy.
- TWO HOT GIRLS!!!!
- Full House of drugs.
- I want to fuck you.
- Grandpa Munster died.
- Glass dildos are neat.
- 49Er's Training (Hot).
- They found an iceman.
- Some funny IRC quotes.
- Gummy bear experiment.
- Motley Crue gets a star.
- You can't help it. Laugh.
- HAY GAYZ, Meet your god.
- Death metal to American Idol.
- This guy rules, so do the girls.
- How about cats in fire places.
- A bunch of upcoming movie (with) posters.
- Sex scene from the new Underworld movie.
- Pretty sure you can fuck that football too.
- Why would this make the news and this site?
- In case you missed some Superbowl commercials...
- To bad they don't have a pube contest. (After I pee it's a rain forest)



» der posted on 02/01/06 by Opie



W.O.W

And a little...

- FFL -

- Hot model.
- Sexy Lexy.
- Flexible chick.
- Self driving car.
- Damn she's hot.
- Homemade porn.
- Master P Dancing.
- I like these jeans.
- This is a dude too.
- Kissing Is Healthy?
- This is a fantastic site.
- Girls advice on lingerie.
- Watch out for that car.
- Some goth chicks are hot.
- I'm a scat man... Not really.
- I played this damn ninja game to long.
- The "whole new world" guy on American Idol.
- In case you missed some of the Google logos..


 

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