» Ninja kick the damn rabbit
posted on 02/09/05 by Opie
F-Gallery Updated.. The others are coming!
This weeks W.O.W involves a banana.
Q and A
Q: What did 50 Cent say to to his grandma after she knit him a sweater?
A: Gee, You knit?
Q: Why do you tend not to ask out the chick at the bar with the black eye?
A: Because you already know the bitch doesn't listen.
Q: Why can't Jesus eat m&m's?
A: Because he has holes in his hands.
Q: What would happen if you cut off your left side?
A: You would be all right.
Q: Why do girls like Jesus?
A: Cause hes hung like this *Hold arms up like Jesus on the cross*
Q: Why don't the Indonesians take showers anymore?
A: Because they are washing up on the beaches!
Q: Why is February Black History Month?
A: Cause it's the shortest month of the year.
Q. Why cant Mexicans have a barbeque?
A. The beans keep falling through the grill
Q: Why is hockey so racist?
A: Because it has bunch of white guys hitting a BLACK puck around.
Q: Why do black people need to use moisturizer?
A: So they don't crack up in the heat.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A baby.
Q: What is the least wanted detergent in Indonesia right now?
Q: What does a black person and a soda machine have in common?
A: They both take your money and give you coke in return.
Q: What happens when a Mexican and an ASIAN make a baby?
A: A car thief who can't actually drive is born.
Q: Why were there only 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?
A: They only had two cars.
Q: How did Jews leave the concentration camps?
A: Through the chimneys!
Q: How do you blind an ASIAN?
A: You put a windshield in front of him.
Q: How many black college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but he gets 6 credits for it.
Q: Why can't Mexicans be firefighters?
A: They can't tell Jose from hose B.
Q: What do you call a fat kid with no arms?
I'm sure most of you have seen the movie this is from.
Cats just keep getting dumber.
Horn wired to the brakes.
I really hate this song.
An E-viewer done it!
Crazy magic girl.
Another great basketball clip.
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his
new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her
son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now,
cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting
on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language
in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there
for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want
you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers
who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings
with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a
pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask
you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that there
is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the BITCH in the kitchen!"
HAHAHA SIXTY NINE - Billy Madison
Yeah! Fuck crackas! I forgot I'm white.
That dog is crazy.
Better check your back pocket.
Made my dumbass laugh.
I wanta see the pope do three cart-wheels.
I think I can.. I think I can..
That kid will be messed up in the future.
- FFL -
- Instant Boner daily.
- Make your own city.
bar and Gay bar!
kind of scratches.
tree pissed at a bird.
- Iced out
cars. Bling Bling.
- Hey, google has maps
of spider bite images.
or just big music fan?
Vs. Sex...the race is on!
+ Baby oil = Boner time.
this guy as far as you can.
all you guys that like puzzles..
some clay, yep another one.
wants AC in their jacket? Ta da.
science people will love this.
looking for that fucking paris tape?
Blowjob. What a turn on baby.
a great way to end your marriage.
- A site dedicated you
that ugly mosh bitch.
was probably just wanting some porn.
at least he didn't cut off his own penis.
sex positions in animated gif fun.
- More Jaw-Dropping Video
Clips & Funny Pics
- This girl should
send me nudes for helping her.
Karate Bikini Babes Video! (Worth a repost)
gives TIMMMMY ice and takes it back.
- Oh great! After it's
full have a great cuntshake.
with a hammer, but a shovel too? Crazy bitch.
sword/gun fighting game. Use the arrow keys.
video is full of people that fell on a gravel road.
that squirting chick from the F-media. (See, not pee)
invention for anyone that camps/hunts. (May be a repost)
little taste of the W.O.W clip from last week. (If you missed it)
be watching Oxygen now that Jennifer love HUGE-TITS is on it.
- This guy needs towels.
I sent him one people running. (I'm kidding!)
02/07/05 by Opie
FOOSBALL IS THE DEVIL!
Listen to what she says.
Lazy ASIANS.. I want one.
Sharing is caring.
For my buddy Officer W.
This guy shouldn't be a vet.
Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the
urinal. The guy has no arms.
As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself
how the poor wretch is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and starts to
leave when the man asks Bob to help him out.
Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you." The man asks,
"Can you unzip my zipper?"
Bob says, "OK." Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?"
Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK." Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold
and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks
Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then
shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.
The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it." Bob says, "No
problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?" The guy pulls his arms
out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it..."
Can you lick your elbow? Doubt it.
Live sex huh?
Looks like two dead mice.
"LOL" it's gator.
You can feed it in three places. (You're going to hell for laughing)
- FFL -
- Hilarious Video.
lot of ass here.
- Erotic Nudes Daily.
- I wish I could
could be livable?
cookies for you fool.
is a good shaver.
college girls dancing.
little bit cold for me here.
have a great slogan.
Elisha Cuthbert video!
- He almost
cut his finger off.
Highlights. PART 2!
your own poker table.
wanta be a ballet dancer.
your own Micro-Claymore
wants to date Tara Reid?
your own Pizza Hut coupons.
sure do bid on stupid shit.
rule. Breast cancer doesn't.
owner ditched his workers.
and Robot dancing together.
some good flash movies for ya.
of the upcoming Star Wars movie.
Sharpton doesn't like chicken? No way.
by hazing. What a shame.. losers.
puzzle game that should keep you busy.
winners of Wardrobe Malfunction 2005!
- Here's the website
for the new Spielberg movie.
- Here's all
the Superbowl ads. (I loved the cat one)
- A lot of you retards that
type "rofl, lmao, etc.." will like this.
VIDEO! If you don't know what goatse is then... WATCH IT.
» Lots today.
on 02/04/05 by Opie
Even if this is a setup.. It's great!
I love porn movies.
Blue Ribbon Winner: Easter Egg Hunt.
Billy the dad?
Feels good huh?
Off the glass dunk!
CREDIT CARD REQUIRED! Just sign up, do the EBAY Australia offer, you need
a non-yahoo/hotmail e-mail address (try walla.com or fastmail.fm) to do
eBay without a credit card. Then place 1 bid on anything (doesn't have to
win). That's all, then just refer people yourself to get free shit. DO NOT
SIGN UP AGAIN IF YOU HAVE ALREADY (your account will be void).
Bad Ass Marine: Jacked from the forums
"This Marine was a Company Gunnery Sergeant for another Marine I know out
on the east coast. We just found out he's at a hospital stateside now and
we got this picture and some details of what happened. For those of you
who pray, keep this 1stSgt in your prayers. There was an article posted
about this but at his request, his name was removed from it and I don't
have a link. Anyone who thought the old guys don't fight can put that theory
to rest. I should also mention he's being considered for the MOH.
This 1stSgt and his Marines were clearing buildings when a another Marine
came out of one building wounded and saying that there was still a Marine
wounded in that building he came out of.
So the 1stSgt ran in there and saw several dead "bad guys" and the wounded
Marine on the floor. As he entered the building there was another bad guy
who appeared and pointed an AK-47 at him. He shot and killed the bad guy.
But there was another up some stairs behind him that was able to get some
He took 7 rounds from an AK-47, 5 in his right leg, one in his foot and
another in the ass. Then a grenade was dropped down the stairs. The 1stSgt
jumped on the young wounded Marine to provide him cover from the blast,
and in turn, taking nearly 40 pieces of shrapel into his back from the blast.
He lost 60% of his blood and his injuries were considered severe. He was
first taken to a field hospital to Iraq, then to the military hospital in
Germany and now he's stateside at another hospital.
As far as we know, he's hanging in there."
OK BACK TO THE FUNNY!..
I need your souls! (Funny prank call)
Two of the best scenes from Bloodsport. haha
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor
asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better.
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you
think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have
an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses
a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry
and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he
got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water.
He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and
the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
This is a repost, but submitted by one of the many black viewers. See?
Maldiga means "Damn" in Spanish for all you dumb people.
I need some gum.
Like he just killed him..
Old image, but never posted here.
- FFL -
These two links go together:
likes teaching a little to much.
Now the rest!
- Death by enema!
- Instant Boner daily.
put it in Rebecca.
bet he was Mexican.
love poem T-shirt.
great break dancing.
does this look like fun!
ASIANS sell ice cream.
Alba has a nice ass.
Slavery. Nudity Alert.
Bagwells's wife on eBay?
little game if you're bored.
game. Guess the movie!
forget about Heavy radio.
- Lots of flash,
images and videos.
wish my mug was on a product.
I make Entensity like this?
- He's asleep during
a game of Halo.
also fun to pay taxes. Fuck you.
out these girls you can meet.
- Who wants
kitty purse? I'd sport that.
dancing in lingerie is always great.
celebrity that posed in Playboy.
call my arm exercises "Masturbation"
ASIANs wanting American eyes.
new Adam Sandler and Chris Rock movie.
posting because CNN did. Big News!
- If I
was racist I'd have a lot to say. But no.
- No way this goddamn
rabbit raised over 11k.
attempt failed. So I'll gouge an eye out!
looking forward to hell after watching this.
video that shows how stupid cats are.
stuff is really cool. The faster one is great.
farts smell like potpourri, so this is useless.
- I want a girl
to brush her teeth in MY man juice.
follow up on the video posted Wednesday. (The basketball one)
posted on 02/02/05
This weeks W.O.W:
Drunk girl gets fucked. Enjoy
He makes a funny sound, wonder why..
Dun Dun Dunnnnn..
That's a Huge Bitch (Part 13)
From: Robert Nash
u camel shagging retard
fucking stupid fuck. your site is crap, you face is ugly and your penis
is small and limp.
also, all those stupid red necks who email you can't even spell "you are",
its "you're" not, "your" you stupid faggot fucks, you fuck up our english
with YOUR gay american english, you FAGGOTS, go lick each others bumholes
and get AIDS you worthless sons of bitches.
and all the links you post, i get page cannot be found, maybe because you
cant even make a web site properly, not even if you use frontpage, you stupid
son of a bitch.
you say fuck the africans? i say fuck the americans, go fuck your own mothers,
you incest loving sons of bitches.
You turd burgling, dogass munching, penis gobblin', donkey dick riding,
fat elephant pussy lovin' mother fucker who has a very small dick.
i have some pictures for you , you cock nose, shit nugget munching arsehole.
do you know what arsehole means? maybe not since you are a gay yankee red
neck hilly billy, who is called jim-bob, or bubba. you buck-toothed whore
and your mother is over-weight.
speaking of copyright and all that shit, i made these pictures, so fuck
you and fuck YOUR whole family.
Why, Hello Mr. 12 year old. I'm not really sure what's
exactly going on with your e-mail but it sure made me think of helmets and
It's pretty bad when you can point out when someone is bi-polar or has A.D.D
in an e-mail.
Ignorance is something most people on the INTERNET can't avoid.
He has a weird weiner. (Say that 86 times fast.. Go.)
Would be a crime if those were a bunch of Michaels.
College people must get bored a lot.
- FFL -
jump looks like fun.
like sex machines.
so do Jessica Simpson.
would be crazy.
rapper. (Matis Yahu)
up and be merry! (Porn)
of this stuff is amazing.
by self-bondage. Retards.
headline/story this year.
Kournikova's you know what.
of police attack in Toronto.
does look kind of tasty.
Fucking Cheney. (Nice editing)
Red Riding Hood or something.
collection of animal attack videos.
I call bullshit like a mofo.
has Lifetime channel written all over it.
- Mother fucker...
Mother Goose's music sucks.
smart Parrot. Everyone will enjoy this one.
- Shit. I
would've been pissed. (TWO PUN ALERT!)
- Image puzzle.
Follow the directions and have fun.
puke is nasty.. Some are like faucets though.
- I wonder
if people are really dumb enough to buy this?
never even heard of this sexual trick. Be right back..
was dumb enough to do this when you were younger?
questions is: Why is she using a fork and knife? Use a straw bitch.
- A tiny
AIM client. I hate AIM (basically all forms of chatting), but a lot of you
» Love month begins with
posted on 02/01/05 by Opie
This month I'm seriously going to be working on the sections a lot [features,
downloads etc..] (I know I've said that before) I only type that because
honestly I'm tired of looking at incomplete sections.
I actually have been working on the links (top site) script, but it lagged
the site and can't stand that. BUT I'm sure I'll figure something out..
I'll also try to work up a new media code for you guys having problems viewing
Any Friends fans out there? (How you doin')
Black girl beat up white girl. Surprised?
We need these drunk test here.
Goddamn.. ASSES OF FIRE!
This guy is just plain stupid.
BOOM! One solider almost gets hit, or does.
A guy falls madly in love with a girl named Wendy.
He wants to show how much he loves her so he decides to tattoo her name
on his dick. First he was a bit worried but decided to go for it.
When he went to the tattoo parlor he suddenly grew a stiffy having a guy
holding his dick, so when he got her named tattooed he had a hard dick.
The thing is when he didn't have a stiffy the tattoo looked like it said
Wy because the end in Wendy was covered up by his skin.
He took Wendy out on a date and really had to piss so he ran to the washroom.
He whipped out his dick and took a piss. About 1 min later a black guy walked
in and went to the urinal beside him.
When he whipped out his dick he noticed that the black guy had Wy on his
dick too. He became suspicious so he asked the black guy "Are you in love
with a girl named Wendy too?"
The black guy nodded his head and said "Ohhh No man my Wy says: Welcome
to Jamaica have a nice day."
Yes, I know that was a stupid joke, why am I still typing.
Human dart board.
I'd hit it.
For you Anna.
Snoop would make a great Weatherman.
What the fuck is that?
- FFL -
a big ass.
- More Daily Babes?
what the fuck...
- Very addicting
the Fuck theater!
that bottle off.
ghost rider game.
Girls of Mischief.
ASIAN is the best.
name is Kristy Kuntz.
bunch of big ass tittas.
don't like bacon anymore.
original suicide bombers.
Before and After.
year old badass soccer player.
- London Underground.
- STOP FUCKING SUBMITTED
girl stripping on her little webcam.
- If you want
a gay real estate agent..
girls rubbing lotion on their bodies.
a montage with google. (It's neat)
turns is great and apparently funny.
that takes these classes should die.
even posting something for all you faggots.
guys getting stoned to death, no not drugs.
down and listen to "She's Givin Me Head".
broke the seal and leaked his way to freedom.
to Male. I should really stop posting these.
crime committed by nigger hating white trash.
- Haha.. I'm starting
to like Ashlee Simpson more and more.
- If you own
a MGM DVD you might want to check this out.
see the Christina Aguliera's Nipple slip video again?
kid should get a good job once released. (MS Blaster guy)
any of you actually drive this? No, not you honkys out there.
is a pretty good idea. I was hoping for some USPS tittas.