» Blah blah blah
posted on 12/30/09 by Opie
Michael Bay Victoria?s Secret Commercial
Bob and his friend harry were going hunting for a couple of weeks, after not getting anything in the first week they decided to hunt closer to home.
Still after not getting anything they decided to go back to Bob's house...
On the way back Bob noticed that there was a strange car in his drive way next to his wife's car. Bob asked his friend to look through the sniper lens and see if he could see anything...His friend replied
Harry: "Your wife is cheating on you with another man!"
Bob: "That bitch, shoot her in her head and shoot him in his dick so that he can never do this to another mans wife again!!"
Harry: "Okay cool, I can get that in one shot."
ANIMATED GIF FUN!
We need her naked!
Owned via Facebook.
If Wolverine had a Guido son.
Bet that hurt.
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[NSFW] - Nice ass.
[NSFW] - Nude teens.
[ SFW ] - Cheap shirts!
[ SFW ] - Sexy ASIANS.
[ SFW ] - Fun sniper game.
[NSFW] - Hookers are dirty.
[ SFW ] - He almost got hit.
[ SFW ] - Sex Offender Shuffle
[ SFW ] - Get stuff for cheap!
[ SFW ] - What the hell is this?
[ SFW ] - Achilles fighting game.
[ SFW ] - David Spade stand up.
[NSFW] - The sluts of Facebook.
[ SFW ] - FAIL at suicide attempt.
[ SFW ] - Sex makes men healthier.
[ SFW ] - Get free xbox live points.
[ SFW ] - Behind the Scenes - Avatar.
[NSFW] - Chat with naked girls for free.
[ SFW ] - Eww, Mold in a Chef Boyardee can.
[ SFW ] - This is like an awesome music video.
[ SFW ] - Mashup of Top 25 Billboard Hits (2009)
[ SFW ] - "I kill myself then her" New Tom Cruise movie.
[ SFW ] - Beyonce and Lady Gaga have a video together.
[ SFW ] - The Karate Kid remake trailer. Apparently Cobra Kai did die.
[NSFW] - Black guys rob house and rape a girl (VERY funny and first 5 minutes are SFW)
posted on 12/28/09 by Opie
Kid gives ESPN the finger. (Watch his Dad)
KFC is racist!
Snoop and Martha make some brownies.
In case you didn't see the Pope get tackled.
Haha wtf is this from?
Cat Vs Rats.. Uh Oh..
I will never understand this ASIAN SHIT.
- So I heard tiger woods changed his name.....his name is now cheetah!
- I bought some tablets for my dishwasher that were meant to "Give your dishes a brilliant shine" but all they did was make her throw up blood for 3 days.
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[ SFW ] - Megan Fox.
[ SFW ] - $10 T-shirts!
[NSFW] - Naked teens.
[ SFW ] - Movies of 2009.
[ SFW ] - Female drivers...
[NSFW] - Facebook whores.
[NSFW] - Chat with Cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Building a bridge game.
[ SFW ] - Run! Bitch RUN! Trailer.
[NSFW] - Hot homemade sex tape.
[ SFW ] - Lauren Conrad is a hottie.
[ SFW ] - Grateful Kid Gets Xbox 360.
[ SFW ] - Funny furniture commercial.
[NSFW] - Pigtailed Teen's Ass Destroyed.
[ SFW ] - Eagles ? 49ers Snowball Fight!
[ SFW ] - Fireworks from a RC plane view.
[ SFW ] - Say hello to guy with beer goggles.
[ SFW ] - Michael Jordan first ever TV appearance.
» Merry Christmas
posted on 12/25/09 by Opie
HO HO HO.
» Christmas over yet?
posted on 12/23/09 by Opie
Tape measure Ninja!
Fun at the super market.
I didn't know an apple would fit there.
What the fu..
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
This images is electrifying.
Meet the emo elephant.
Obama has big hands.
Also don't fuck with Obama.
The ASIAN version of the Snuggie.
Mattel has good ads on their site.
Morgan Freeman Chain of Command.
Awesome sand castle.
SUSPICIOUS QUOTATION MARKS!
Send yours here
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[NSFW] - Nude teens.
[ SFW ] - Driving game.
[NSFW] - Big ass titties.
[ SFW ] - Sex tape FAIL.
[ SFW ] - Funny T-shirts.
[ SFW ] - I like her booty.
[ SFW ] - Odd ASIAN dance.
[ SFW ] - Creepy Mall Santas.
[ SFW ] - Jesus is everywhere.
[ SFW ] - Hp software is racist.
[NSFW] - Whores via Facebook.
[NSFW] - Chat with cam whores.
[ SFW ] - A bunch of nice asses.
[ SFW ] - Get the best towel ever.
[ SFW ] - Now this is fucking BALLER.
[ SFW ] - Good Internet video compilation.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Legendary Psycho Chicks.
[ SFW ] - Hot Tub Time Machine looks funny.
[ SFW ] - Scientists spot nearby 'super-Earth'.
[NSFW] - Slutty Teen Really Enjoys in Exploring Farm.
[ SFW ] - Guy Reaches For Cops Taser And Gets Owned.
[ SFW ] - Get an XBOX 360 for Christmas - Guaranteed Free Shipping by the 24th.
posted on 12/21/09 by Opie
Jack Bauer Interrogates Santa.
Who writes this shit?
Some very good impressions
Drum and Bass (Impressive street performer)
Haha, she squirts in the pool.
She's hot until she pee pees.
Caught fucking a whale.
Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years.
Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.
He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door.
He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
''Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night.. Thought you might like to come. About 5:00."
"Great", says Tom, "After six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you, be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem," says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."
"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there. Thanks again."
"More'n likely be some wild sex, too,"
"Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"
"Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us."
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[ SFW ] - DAMN NIGGA!
[NSFW] - Hot Cam Girls.
[ SFW ] - Shoot Dragons!
[NSFW] - Internet whores.
[ SFW ] - Police DUI arrest.
[ SFW ] - Jobu Needs A Refill.
[ SFW ] - Body shot beauties.
[NSFW] - Hotties at the club.
[ SFW ] - A new UFO spotted.
[NSFW] - Wild homemade sex.
[NSFW] - The Rainbow of Porn.
[NSFW] - Naked teens in videos.
[ SFW ] - Last minute Xmas gifts.
[ SFW ] - Let's enhance that image.
[ SFW ] - How to spot a single woman.
[NSFW] - Amateur video of the month!
[ SFW ] - Jamie Kennedy's Drunk Heckler.
[ SFW ] - Kid can do 119 words per minute.
[ SFW ] - Irish Politician: "Fuck You Deputy".
[ SFW ] - Brittany Murphy dead at 32.. WTF.
[ SFW ] - This whole video was shot backwards.
[ SFW ] - Panic Attack! (Only cost $300 to make this)
[ SFW ] - Get a iMac 27 inch for hundreds of dollars off! - Use coupon ENTENSITY
posted on 12/18/09 by Opie
Damn, these are like the best bartenders ever.
Star Trek Re-dubbed. Makes no sense but funny as hell.
COD6 Unlimited Ammo Hack.
CUTE THINGS EXPLODING!
"Hey can you take a pic for us?"
What a dumbass.
Drunk 4 Year Old Steals Presents
A compilation of extremely disturbing images
It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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[NSFW] - Cam sluts.
[NSFW] - Teen porn.
[ SFW ] - 6 inch Kindle.
[ SFW ] - Funny T-shirts.
[ SFW ] - She's hot as hell.
[ SFW ] - Worst date ever.
[ SFW ] - Iron Man 2 trailer!
[ SFW ] - Rugby flash game.
[ SFW ] - Nice cleavage pics.
[NSFW] - The Rhyming Rapist
[ SFW ] - Another sniper game.
[ SFW ] - A bunch of COD6 FAILS.
[NSFW] - Horses ruin the wedding.
[NSFW] - Reality Porn Tube Videos.
[ SFW ] - Alice in Wonderland trailer.
[ SFW ] - How to calm a cat in heat.
[ SFW ] - Last minute Christmas gifts.
[ SFW ] - Coconut-Carrying Octopus.
[ SFW ] - All girls shouldn't wear a bra.
[NSFW] - Facebook and Myspace whores.
[NSFW] - Amateur coupe hump like rabbits.
[ SFW ] - The song is actually pretty catchy.
[ SFW ] - Robin Hood trailer!!!!! (Russell Crowe)
[ SFW ] - I want a penny bomb cannon thingy.
[NSFW] - Mutant Cock Destroyed Her Virgin Pussy.
[ SFW ] - How do you shoot someone on Youtube?
[ SFW ] - Kid wears chicken mask during final exam.
[ SFW ] - In case you need to watch the Dexter season finale again.