» I'm moving to Canada...
posted on 12/15/04 by Opie
Today is animal cruelty day! Just kidding.
The only good thing about this is that the kids got caught. Story
Edit: For fuck sake people, read this post., Don't just go clicking the
*WARNING, VERY GRAPHIC* I'm serious.
Chainsaw + Pig - Head = Crazy. See
part two of the video here.
Note: Before you start crying or whatever, you should know that I don't
support this type of behavior. The people that did it are just ignorant,
but for all you know they were going to eat it. Psst.. Bacon.
Also if you know these people, contact PETA.
Now for some humor...
Everyone remember the Huge
Well I've updated the page and added a new one:
Part 12 baby!
- FFL -
- Ah what the fuck?!!!
- Awww.. How sweet.
pimp is well, gay.
Cuthbert is hawt.
fucking blocked me.
is a big ass shark.
shit is Awesome baby!
art is retarded, but neat.
feel like a kid with downs?
Twins sneak peak panty shot.
- A shopping game
gone gay... and stuff.
like Bin laden and you'll get shot.
must use Tara Reid's plastic surgeon.
would be funny if that kid was black or mexican.
must have a team of "thinking shit upers".
promise you that this didn't bother the Ups driver.
that really fucked up rape scene from Irréversible.
bag dude. The fags screaming makes this hilarious.
I'll post this again. 12 STDS of Christmas. You might remember from last
I'll have another post for ya tomorrow to close out the week.
» I HAVE A COMPUTER
on 12/15/04 by Opie
Just letting you know I'll have stuff for the rest of the week, so stay
Note: This new post server has some problems, just be patient. Thanks
Here's the money shot for W.O.W.
up, complete a free trial offer (Blockbuster, eFax, and PeoplePC are easy),
refer some friends to do the same and you get a free 40GB Apple iPod Photo.
"I'm going to pull the pin with my mouth"
That had to hurt, dumbass.
Just wait, it gets good.
Redneck Roller Coaster
This guy was walking past a cliff, and he saw a pretty cute girl standing
at the edge. He wonders whats up and he goes up to her and asks "What are
She replies, "I'm about to kill myself."
The man says " Oh, well before you jump off could you give me a blowjob?"
She says "Sure". After the man received the blowjob he ask her "Why are
you going to kill yourself?"
She replies "My family disowned me for becoming a transvestite."
Black people being shipped is wrong.
Where's Dark Vader?
Students say "WTF" often.
- FFL -
- I'm horny.
like his name.
girls in evil jeans…
girls in your area.
- Crazy comic
is the face blurred?
Mule vs a Mountain Lion.
make great flash.
you're not Steve O.
more sweets for this kid!
- It's time to drunk
to impress the babes.
me of Home Alone.
- How to be
an Evil Overlord?
wrestling and naked.
- Hey, I like big
ass titties too.
dressing up as black people.
picks up a prostitute.
- Some crazy
videos on this page.
to cook faggots. Seriously.
of control playstation. haha
Was a great idea huh?
- How can you stop looking
you're not black Ms. Portman.
and fat people go well together.
deadliest day for Americans.
rather answer questions. (Kidding)
told me to make a website. TA DA.
looking for that damn Paris video?
- Scratch the prize
card to see if you win.
bank. Very long, but good story.
when Blockbuster got sued?
think I need one of these for some reason.
there man juice in her panties? Find out!
- Don't get your
license plate caught on camera.
born without a face. (Click "Start Video" up top)
Wal-mart.. That was a pun. HA HA HA HA
so nervous. (Skip to around the halfway point)
know you have a small dick when they write a story on it.
» I like to meet midgets
posted on 12/10/04 by Opie
1977 crash. A bad one.
You can't say fuck on TV dude.
Worst sex ed video ever.
Listen for the squeak after she does "it" haha.
Will these pictures ever get old? Nah...
Yep, still funny..
A teacher was playing a game with her class. She said "I'm holding something
behind my back. It's red and you can eat it."
A little boy puts his hand up and says, "Please Miss, is it a tomato?"
"No," replied the teacher, "It's an apple, but it shows you're thinking!"
She continued, "I'm now holding something behind my back. It's yellow and
you can eat it."
A little girl puts her hand up and says, "Please Miss, is it a banana?"
"No," replied the teacher, "It's a lemon, but it shows you're thinking!"
Just then, little Johnny at the back, giggling putt's his hand up and says,
" 'ere Miss, I got one for ya! I'm holding somefin' under the table. It's
straight and 'ard, two inches long and got a round red bit at the end!"
The teacher says, "Johnny, don't be so vulgar!"
Johnny says, "It's a match Miss, but it shows you're thinking!"
I'll take some faggots to go.
See, he knows about the joke.
Still not sure why these are funny.
I hate PETA. I left a surprise for them in the FFL.
I need to try this diet. You know, because all the hatemail consist of me
being called fat, greasy/bald, a virgin, stupid, "never touched pussy",
never seen pussy, sick, disgusting, going to hell, and of course gay. I
The spongebob robber pictures have surfaced!
- FFL -
- Cool Gadgets!
- Funny Audio.
- Neato lenses.
yourself a hot girl.
porn for your soul.
on the street.
two men on earth.
- It's time to drunk
version of heavy
oddly want some hardees.
this while eating guys.
teachers. That's great.
Breakout with silly penguins.
Lavigne as a hooters girl.
would you zap your nuts?
Kiss. Looks like a little ba-by!
thought she looked pretty good..
- By far..
The funniest porn site ever.
freaks me out for some reason..
like black babies are shit outa luck.
priceless skit ever. (Old re-post)
pills may make you have gay children.
does a story on that stupid myspace site.
American sex scene. Yep, with the puppets.
countdown calendar. Oh yeah, with titties.
guys like lesbians? If you're on 56k, don't bother.
SAVES! I still crack up watching these on TV.
wife wants to surprise her husband with some kinky sex.
you like cats, I wouldn't click here. They have a PETA is ASIAN?
swear anyone that thinks that this is funny is a complete idiot.
that song?" Change it to something else in the box up top.
posted on 12/08/04
W.O.W. (Part 2 of her)
I had a guy e-mail me telling me he went to school with her. Well, here's
a (supposedly) 8th grade yearbook picture:
LEARN HOW TO EAT PUSSY! OH MY GOD! Yeah, that's sarcasm.
You regulars should know I'm a huge Dave Chappelle fan. Well here's the
info on the 2nd season on DVD:
Chappelle's Show - Extras and other detailed info for 2nd Season DVDs
Posted by David Lambert
2 weeks ago we published our news story bringing you more details of the
DVDs for Chappelle's Show - Season 2 Uncensored. Now we have the final details
in from Paramount Home Entertainment.
The Feb. 8th release will be on 3 discs, as we mentioned, containing 13
episodes (it looks like the 3 special eps that ended the season - two "best
of" clip shows and a "music jump-off" show - are not included) and running
275 minutes (that's a change from Paramount over the previous time given,
which had said 308). In addition to the main first-run episodes from that
season, we have a nice list of extras:
* Audio commentaries by Dave Chappelle and series co-creator Neal Brennan
* Two unaired Charlie Murphy Hollywood Stories
* The Rick James extended interview
* Extra stand-up from Dave Chappelle
* Over 1 hour of bloopers and deleted scenes
Video is full screen format. Dolby Digital English Stereo and closed captioning
for the hearing-impaired are the language-related options. Estimated street
price is around $30 in the USA, according to Paramount, and Amazon agrees
with that general range per their pre-order listing selling at $27.29 if
you order now.
Note: This was posted in the forums. Speaking of forums, stop e-mailing
me asking for a fucking account. I'll open them when I get good and goddamn
- FFL -
hell.. I entered.
- Sexy babe galleries.
games. Oh joy.
fan.. Go figure.
goddamn it, I want you.
drummer. Good stuff.
- SEE SANTA MOSH! hahahhahaha
porn passes and sex videos.
I love these sick animations.
shit, Best Buy blows assholes.
deal, I shit on escalators all the time.
eye chart that retards will laugh at.
Employees french kiss all the other employees at work.
» I'm magic.
12/07/04 by Opie
You guys though I was going to post Monday huh? Suckas!
Now bend over, I will now show you a magic trick. I will make my weiner
disappear. ta da
I need some lessons!
Rest be videos dude..
Don't stick your arm in there Mr. ASIAN man.
Bike, Rollerblades, and another Bike OUCH!
What kind of fucked up fetish is this?
He's a cool rapper, but embarrasses himself quick.
Joke that will make you laugh. (Unless you have downs.)
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I promised
my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed And
the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed
three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably Wake up, I cuckooed
another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such
a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape
a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him "Midnight."
He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said, "Oh shit," cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
over the coffee table and farted.
- FFL -
- Got alcohol?
is your friend.
- Hot and Sexy
- Eh.. What the fuck?
collage of sex clips.
- Fuck her or chuck
is Karen. hahaha
foxes are crazy.
like the postage cost.
girls jump roping.
anal for her! hahaha
that's just disgusting.
- It's like a talking
Man Show boy video.
these bidders are suckers.
- Find stuff to do over at
take whores for $500 Alex.
diapers! Kill me now please.
your own grillcheese face!
lady doesn't like golf balls.
a shitload of credit cards.
snowboarders should try this.
these animations are funny.
- Fawk you! Good shit waiting
ya go boys. Lots of goodies here.
feel like a fruit just by watching this.
- HA HA!
I'm going to cast a spell on you guys!
Ogrish, so most likely real. (Dead baby alert)
pulled you over because you were ASIAN. der..
could go with some black jokes right, but I'll shut up.
wants to giver her boy friend a blow job but....
I was drunk I would think it was a panda bear. Weird..
They are badass. (P.S. Check out the troll guy on the left)
if this back warmer works. Made in Canada so I doubt it. (I keed)
» boobies and jellybeans
posted on 12/03/04 by Opie
Very graphic footage aftermath of a street bike crash.
LOOK! An ASIAN David Blaine!
Thief at work.
The beginning of this commercial is great.
Q and A
Q: What do you call 50,000 black people jumping out of a plane?
Q: Why can't Jesus play hockey?
A: He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Q: Why do black people only chill and kick it?
A: Because they don't like to hang.
Q: A black guy and a Mexican jump off the Empire State Building. Who hits
the ground first?
A: The Mexican, because the black guy had to stop on the way down and spray
paint "mother fucker" on the wall.
Q: Why do police dogs lick their ass?
A: To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.
Q: Why can't Sam ride a bike?
A: Because Sam has downs.
"Girlfriend" Funny song, check it out.
A man walks into a store and asks the clerk where he can find the tampons,
so he can pick some up for his wife. He is directed to the appropriate "nasty
women stuff" isle. He returns a few minutes later with a bag of cotton balls
and a roll of kite string. The clerk hesitantly asks, " I know it's none
of my business, but weren't you looking for tampons?"
The man replies, " Yeah, but then I remembered the last time I sent my wife
out to get me cigarettes and she came back with a pouch of tobacco and some
papers because it was cheaper. So this time she can roll her own."
Glad the nipples were edited out.
"Our next attraction is a good one folks..."
What the hell?..
- FFL -
- Dick and Jane.
Dukes of Hazzard.
in the woods is fun.
- Racing limos would
robot dancing. (Classic)
This isn't funny. Um...
the buttfuck is this?
don't even know what to type.
- For all you
Bitch written all over it.
really hope that this is a joke.
the fuck is wrong with him.
gesture? Just masturbate.
- Ten little
nigger boys. Nigga wha?
titties and underarm hair. Great.
down to the 4th image. Why?
Lohan getting down and dirty.
Spring Thomas girl at it again haha.
dumping dirt in the woods, bitches.
Now everyone is stealing Mr. S Bob.
I attend Gay head Elementary. You?
- I still don't
believe and this guy is crazy.
Do you really like guys this ripped?
on Price is Right freaks out.. Pss.. I think he has "the gay".
this again due to I didn't watch it all and you must watch it. (Funny shit)
P.S. I have a girl for the featured gallery and I'm almost done with my
trade link script. So stop asking.
» Injens scalp the white
posted on 12/01/04 by Opie
W.O.W. (Part 1 of her)
up for Offer Centric sites at the top, complete a free trial offer, refer
friends to do the same to get free gifts (iPod, Nintendo DS, Digital Camera,
TiVo, personal video player) or more than $1700 total. Check out the forum
Grrrrrrrr.. More images and vids in the next post this week.
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says,
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy"
- FFL -
- One Man Band!
- I'd kick
to douche huh?
yes! Rubber boots!
- Cool mousepads.
- MMMM mmm breast
jack off cream? Sold.
is some shit. Literally.
play soccer for both teams!
gift for the young ones.
Bin Laden Audition tapes.
body parts out of graves. (Game)
- Oh great, an
album of self-mutilators.
Ramijin Stamos's nude scene.
Stamos Grilled Cheese Sandwich!
wish I had two livers. Beer time baby!
cold in here and my nipples are hard!
shame girls this hot are fucking nuts.
like a job for lava lamp repair man!
you want to go watch babe, doesn't it?
people should really stay off the Internet.
- I wear
cats as hats, You know like Davy Crockett.
cat/fan video. (Which is in the downloads too)
- Road Rage Cards!
A "AHHHHHH" sign would do it for me.