» gimme some mo
posted on 01/14/11 by Opie
A new version of that fight. (You may pee your pants)
Getting tased may turn you into a girl.
Marathon runner takes a wrong turn at finish.. haha
Bowling like a Boss!
Awesome trick golf shot.
Impossible snowboard trick.
Singer slaps his horrible guitarist.
Motorcyclist crashes straight into oncoming traffic.
Sexy 15 minute sex tape!
ASIAN teens are sexy.
At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they'd ever seen anything that was related to sex education on TV.
Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie about women having babies. ?Great,? said the teacher, ?that's very important. ?
Then Judy raised her hand and told the teacher she had seen a TV show about people getting married. ?Well, that has to do with it too,? said the teacher.
Then Johnny raised his hand and said he had seen a western where some Indians came riding over the hill and John Wayne shot them all. The teacher said, ?Well, Johnny, that really doesn't have anything to do with sex education.?
?Yes it does,? said Johnny, ? it taught those Indians not to fuck with John Wayne.?
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[NSFW] - Nice big ass!
[ SFW ] - Lego Black Ops.
[ SFW ] - Epic UFC fight card!
[ SFW ] - Damn he got lucky.
[ SFW ] - I love sniper games.
[ SFW ] - Electronic Cigarettes.
[ SFW ] - Behold.. THE HAND BRA!
[NSFW] - Slut gets punished hard.
[ SFW ] - Funny shirts you'll want.
[NSFW] - DVD quality porn for free!
[ SFW ] - Oh Fedex delivers weed now.
[ SFW ] - Motorcycle vs. Car Drift Battle.
[NSFW] - Hot teen can't handle the huge cock.
[ SFW ] - 10 other homeless people with talent.
[ SFW ] - Epic Fedor Highlights. (He fights 2/12)
[ SFW ] - The homeless radio guy already in rehab.
[ SFW ] - First look at the new Spiderman costume.
[ SFW ] - Cee Lo Green "Fuck You" in Sign Language.
[ SFW ] - Crowd helps 8yo girl finish National Anthem.
[NSFW] - Being a maid sucks more than you know. HAHA
» the day
posted on 01/12/11 by Opie
Supposedly that Russian chick Angina naked.
Handicap sex is funny.
Holy nice rack!
Damn, she's fucking hot!
Hot chick to the rescue!
Naked party girls!
Sitting together on a train was a black guy, a redneck from Texas, a little old lady, and a young blond girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the black guy has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The black guy must have groped the blond in the dark and she slapped him.
The blond girl thinks: That black guy must have tried to grope me, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.
The black guy thinks: The redneck must have groped the blond in the dark. She tried to slap him, but missed and got me instead.
The redneck thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap this nigger again!!
That's a big baby.
NO FISH FOR YOU!
Hold out your hands and don't scream.
Good war picture.
Fap fap fap....
A true Rockstar!
"If you promise not to drool I'll show you this"
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[NSFW] - Very nice ass.
[NSFW] - Hot cam teens.
[NSFW] - Sexy secretary!
[ SFW ] - 3D shooter thing.
[ SFW ] - Chick Threesomes.
[ SFW ] - Sexy cannabis pics.
[ SFW ] - Fucking funny shirts.
[ SFW ] - Snooki book signing FAIL.
[ SFW ] - Suicide Girls Suicide Hotline.
[ SFW ] - Severed Finger Prank on Dad.
[ SFW ] - He hasn't used soap in a year.
[ SFW ] - Epic Meal Time - Chili Four Loko!!!
[ SFW ] - Just posting this because it's so bad.
[ SFW ] - Look what you can make out of lighters!
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Dates That Lead To The Bedroom.
[ SFW ] - What happens when you steal a hackers computer.
[NSFW] - When ex gf photos get leaked online, they end up here..
[ SFW ] - Cockatiel Having Sex Then Whistling " Whistle While You Work"
» yo VIP
posted on 01/10/11 by Opie
Elmo orders taco bell. Funny as shit.
The two worst fighters ever. (Watch all of it, it's ridiculous)
World's best wiffle ball pitcher.
Backwards shot at the buzzer!
I would mow down a whole forest for fun with this.
They charge a difference priced for the same amount? Jewed.
You could easily "accidentally" nudge someone in there.
Now this is a proper massage therapist!
Good scene from that Pirates porno.
Priceless O-Face.. haha
Demetri Martin Jokes
One time, I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker; I just really like certain songs.
I was in a card store and they had cards that said 'Get Well Soon.' Fuck that -- get well now.
I like to stand near ATM machines, and when somebody types in their pin number, I go, 'Got it!' And then I run away.
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[ SFW ] - I bought one.
[ SFW ] - Ripped babes.
[NSFW] - Nice road head.
[NSFW] - Naked cam sluts!
[NSFW] - Hot ASIAN babes.
[ SFW ] - Watch when high.
[ SFW ] - Some awesome CGI.
[ SFW ] - A T-shirt for douchebags.
[ SFW ] - Crazy Russian Bungee Girl.
[ SFW ] - Ganja babes bare some skin.
[ SFW ] - Probably the worst choir ever.
[ SFW ] - Alaska's Most Wanted Criminals.
[NSFW] - Teen babysitter loves the cock.
[NSFW] - Tattooed brunette punished hard.
[ SFW ] - The Human Ventriloquist Dummy!
[ SFW ] - This cave is pretty cool and HUGE.
[ SFW ] - Bellagio nixing $25K chip after theft.
[ SFW ] - Samuel L. Jackson as a hockey coach.
[ SFW ] - Watch Whose Line is it Anyway!!!!!!!!!
[ SFW ] - Real-Life Superhero Stops Car Robbery.
[ SFW ] - Throw a paper plane as far as you can.
[NSFW] - Big titty amateur gets facial in the shower.
[NSFW] - Fucked Hot Girlfriend and Her Sweet Sister.
[ SFW ] - Ted "Golden Voice" Williams' first commercial.
[ SFW ] - The 5 most stupid moments of 2010 (Rémi GAILLARD)
» the shit
posted on 01/07/11 by Opie
Kanye West - Monster (Muppet Remix)
In case you haven't seen the Homeless man with the radio voice.
Dramatic Nom Nom Kitty.
Bulldog rubbing one one.
He spanks him because he's a thug.
How UPS deliveries actually work.
Don't park near a construction site.
World's worst exercise. (Wait for it)
What just happened?
Smoking hot body.
You gotta see these sexy black girls.
A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!"
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door".
Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"
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[ SFW ] - Funny shirts.
[NSFW] - Big ass titties.
[ SFW ] - Kitten box fort.
[ SFW ] - 3D racing game.
[ SFW ] - Dude is Lego God.
[NSFW] - Hot ASIAN babes.
[NSFW] - She must work out.
[ SFW ] - They're almost naked!
[NSFW] - I like her little panties.
[ SFW ] - Keeley Hazell is so hot.
[NSFW] - Hot blonde afraid of anal.
[ SFW ] - Sexy ladies smoking weed.
[ SFW ] - Girls dressed as Ninja Turtles!
[ SFW ] - She forgot to thank someone.
[ SFW ] - Cop beats the shit out of a guy.
[ SFW ] - Chat with cam girls this weekend.
[ SFW ] - Someone find nudes of her please.
[ SFW ] - Man's house demolished by mistake.
[ SFW ] - 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time.
[ SFW ] - Homeless radio guy on the Today show.
[ SFW ] - Extreme boobie jiggling with Xbox Kinect.
[ SFW ] - This kid can dribble the shit out of a basketball.
[NSFW] - These may be big girls, but they're the hottest I've seen.
» adult day
posted on 01/05/11 by Opie
Breast feeding with music?
Not safe sex.
Hot sex tape.
She loves anal!
Racist Pornstars.. haha!
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and bagged six big bucks. The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up.
They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot objected and he said,
?The plane can only take four of your elk; you will have to leave two behind.?
They argued with him; the year before they had shot six and the pilot had allowed them to put all aboard. The plane was the same model and capacity.
Reluctantly, the pilot finally permitted them to put all six aboard. But when the attempted to take off and leave the valley, the little plane could not make it and they crashed into the wilderness.
Climbing out of the wreckage, one hunter said to the other,
?Do you know where we are??
?I think so,? replied the other hunter. ?I think this is about the same place where we crashed last year.?
She sucks at Photoshop.
So this is what happens when you die.
Cool autopsy results.
That Joker is a funny guy.
What the shit!?
I want some fucking goats!
There's a white in this picture.
I can't spot any differences.
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[NSFW] - Big floppy tits.
[NSFW] - Sexy red head.
[NSFW] - Teens first time.
[ SFW ] - Sleeping Beauties.
[ SFW ] - Octogenarian Oral.
[ SFW ] - Elephant shit shoes?
[NSFW] - Sexy teen gets fucked.
[ SFW ] - Coyotes will fuck you up.
[ SFW ] - It's called sun block chief.
[ SFW ] - Be a sniper and kill people.
[NSFW] - Watch cam shows for free.
[ SFW ] - Rhino sure has a lot of pee.
[ SFW ] - This actually hurt my head.
[ SFW ] - A legal Hit Girl from Kick Ass.
[ SFW ] - If I had a Boss funny t shirt.
[ SFW ] - The end of the world is starting!
[ SFW ] - 20 Car Pile up.. DAMN THAT ICE!
[ SFW ] - Cancer blood test coming to market!
[ SFW ] - Space travel on Earth? This will never work.
[NSFW] - Haha check out these huge bitches on live cam!
[ SFW ] - Man arrested for stealing Game Boy from casket at funeral.
[NSFW] - These are possibly the sexiest ASIAN girls I have ever seen.
» Dick Clark is a Zombie
posted on 01/03/11 by Opie
WTF is this woman thinking?
Guile Theme Goes With Everything! (Youtube for more)
This is a REAL stick up.
Jack Bauer Kills!
I was waiting for a finger to fly off.
He's all like "Fuck yo shot Nigga!"
Homemade sex tapes are the best.
Big real titties!
I slipped on ice today and fell on my head...
When I woke up my keys, wallet and phone were missing.
Must have been black ice...
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[ SFW ] - Gilf.
[ SFW ] - Grandy DJ!
[ SFW ] - Funny shirts.
[NSFW] - Hot sex tape.
[ SFW ] - Need for Speed.
[ SFW ] - Kitten Vs Parrot.
[ SFW ] - Time killer game.
[NSFW] - Sexy blond teen.
[ SFW ] - Girl ninjas are hot.
[NSFW] - Barely legal teen.
[ SFW ] - Simply The Breast.
[ SFW ] - Homemade luge run!
[ SFW ] - What a pretty lake.
[NSFW] - Sorority House Orgy.
[ SFW ] - I just had sex. (Shirt)
[NSFW] - Chat with naked girls.
[ SFW ] - Epic Bruce Willis Tribute.
[NSFW] - Damn that's a nice ass.
[ SFW ] - Cop shootout video. (Cop killed)
[ SFW ] - Doo Doo key chain on eBay. haha
[ SFW ] - Haha, can't really explain this one.
[ SFW ] - Epic Dessert Time (With hot girls!)
[ SFW ] - So this is the first Youtube upload?
[NSFW] - Well she did say she doesn't do anal.
[ SFW ] - Winners of Red Bull's Epic Photo Contest.
[NSFW] - The hottest deep throating girls on the internet.
[ SFW ] - NYC sanitation workers destroy a Ford Expediton.