» blah to you
posted on 11/14/07 by Opie
At a southern university, students in the psychology program were attending their first class on emotional extremes.
"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "what is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.
"And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.
"Elation," she said.
"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "what about the opposite of woe?"
The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be 'giddy up' ."
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[ SFW ] - Dasha.
[ SFW ] - Nipples!
[ SFW ] - Gay test.
[ SFW ] - Weird art.
[NSFW] - Free porn!
[NSFW] - Six titties.
[NSFW] - Super sex.
[ SFW ] - Sexy strip.
[ SFW ] - She's cute.
[NSFW] - Cam chicks.
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[NSFW] - Sexy student.
[NSFW] - Russian teens.
[NSFW] - Girls gone wild.
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[ SFW ] - Half man half tree.
[NSFW] - Paint My Breasts
[ SFW ] - Holy shit! It is true.
[NSFW] - This tits are great.
[ SFW ] - Who's your daddy?
[NSFW] - Carmen is very nice.
[NSFW] - French maid Fantasy.
[NSFW] - Girls Looking To Fuck.
[NSFW] - Random girls humping.
[NSFW] - I like girls with tattoos.
[ SFW ] - Funny scarecrow prank.
[ SFW ] - Harry Potter in the hood.
[ SFW ] - The next Bond girl is hot.
[ SFW ] - This man deserved to die.
[ SFW ] - Scott Steiner is a fool.. haha
[ SFW ] - Get some great x-mas gifts!
[ SFW ] - Sleeping dad has restless legs
[ SFW ] - Use a shotgun to loosen a lug nut.
[ SFW ] - Gisele Bundchen knows what you like.
[ SFW ] - Messing with a guy on a date hotline.
» punk daddy pain
posted on 11/12/07 by Opie
24 - The Unaired 1994 Pilot
The best magician ever.
Pen trick goes wrong.
First Kimbo MMA fight.
How dumb can you be?
I liked the skeet part.
(May be a repost)
In 1986, Mikele Mebembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed, so Mikele approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mikele worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mikele stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Mikele never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Mikele was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mikele and his son Tapu were standing.
The large bull elephant stared at Mikele, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down.
The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mikele couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Mikele summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure.
He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mikele's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
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[ SFW ] - CAT!
[NSFW] - Slutties.
[ SFW ] - Hot tits.
[NSFW] - Holy shit.
[ SFW ] - Tight Ass.
[ SFW ] - Magic eye.
[NSFW] - Fuck Buddy.
[NSFW] - Sex in a van.
[NSFW] - Two bitches.
[NSFW] - Naughty slut.
[ SFW ] - I'd marry her.
[ SFW ] - Chatroom life.
[ SFW ] - BMX madness.
[NSFW] - Innocent teen.
[ SFW ] - Supermodel vids.
[NSFW] - MILF tag-teamed.
[ SFW ] - I wasn't invited...
[ SFW ] - Floating in space.
[ SFW ] - Neat flash thingy.
[ SFW ] - Closeup in panties.
[ SFW ] - That's a huge bitch.
[ SFW ] - Funny Ass T-Shirts.
[ SFW ] - Anniversary Present.
[NSFW] - Fat chicks gone wild.
[NSFW] - XXX Personals - Free
[ SFW ] - Fill in the blank game.
[ SFW ] - Crazy dentist road rage.
[ SFW ] - A cool way to skip work.
[ SFW ] - Jessica Alba Is Beautiful.
[ SFW ] - Check out the last review.
[ SFW ] - Come Get Some Sex Panther.
[ SFW ] - What junkies eat for breakfast.
[ SFW ] - Secrets confessed via webcam.
[NSFW] - Old school porn with nice racks.
[ SFW ] - 30 years of video games of eBay.
[ SFW ] - The Top 10 Sopranos Whackings.
[ SFW ] - Make a hollow book for your jewels.. and dildos.
» Asshole Idiot
posted on 11/09/07 by Opie
You will laugh.
2 guys 1 cup.. haha
Dog and deer playing.
Little bad ass dude.
Giant spider web.
Cut it off!
Ron and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ron suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ron out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ron, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.
I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?'
Cover your eyes MISTER!
Best tattoo ever.
She needs a refund.
That's just dumb.
New drug that is nasty.
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[NSFW] - Very nice.
[NSFW] - Horny babe.
[NSFW] - Hello hot girl.
[NSFW] - Hot little MILF.
[NSFW] - Hottie stripping.
[ SFW ] - Redneck fishing.
[ SFW ] - Stupid bus driver.
[NSFW] - We got a squirter!
[ SFW ] - Cat gets trashed.
[ SFW ] - Ayanna is a hottie.
[NSFW] - Bikini strip contest.
[ SFW ] - Fireworks Vs Store.
[ SFW ] - Sexy Joanna Krupa.
[ SFW ] - Butt slapping babes.
[NSFW] - My, she sure is shiny.
[ SFW ] - That's a lot of weed.
[ SFW ] - Priest stalking Conan?
[ SFW ] - Halloween 2007 Boobs.
[ SFW ] - Fake Orgasm Challenge.
[ SFW ] - Carrie Underwood is hot.
[NSFW] - He's pounding that shit.
[ SFW ] - Hilary Duff Photo Shoot.
[ SFW ] - This is a woman? My ass..
[ SFW ] - Another cool sniper game.
[ SFW ] - Haha, pickup lines for you.
[ SFW ] - Great Guinness Commercial.
[ SFW ] - Anyone have some water?
[ SFW ] - Video of "Aliens" in the deep.
[ SFW ] - You gotta love these T-shirts!
[NSFW] - Horny Singles Looking For SEX.
[NSFW] - I FUCKING LOVE LESBIANS!!!11
[NSFW] - Filthy girl getting gang banged.
[ SFW ] - Guy does two Rubik's Cubes at once.
[ SFW ] - Keeley Hazell as a Naughty Schoolgirl.
[ SFW ] - "Biting Off Ex-Boyfriend's Lip During Kiss"
[ SFW ] - Only posting because it's fake and dumb.
» shout out to your butt
posted on 11/07/07 by Opie
Possibly the most ridiculous/funny porn trailer ever.
Where the hell is this mall at?
I want to join in.
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat.
The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.
"Thanks," the Girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the firefighter said "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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[ SFW ] - Thongs!
[ SFW ] - N_GGERS.
[NSFW] - Fake rack.
[ SFW ] - Nice asses.
[ SFW ] - Nipple slip!
[ SFW ] - Nice smiles.
[ SFW ] - Nice outfits.
[NSFW] - Naughty Strip.
[NSFW] - I love lesbians.
[NSFW] - Slutty brunette.
[NSFW] - Some hot teens.
[NSFW] - Free porn for you.
[ SFW ] - Aww, that's sweet.
[ SFW ] - No hugging in school.
[ SFW ] - Blonde and Brunette.
[NSFW] - Miss Belgium Exposed.
[NSFW] - College likes man juice.
[ SFW ] - Deep Throat Extreme.
[ SFW ] - Bouncing Breasts. (CM)
[ SFW ] - Mom the Meatloaf Fuck!
[ SFW ] - This was done with legos?
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[ SFW ] - A collection of Tennis Babes.
[NSFW] - Find Your Fuck Buddy Tonight!
[NSFW] - Big booty hole.. PUMP WITH IT.
[ SFW ] - PLAY DRUMS ON THE INTERNET!
[ SFW ] - Drunk college girls kiss and fondle.
[ SFW ] - Wanted - Looks like a cool movie.
[ SFW ] - Dog The Bounty Hunter is a Honky.
[ SFW ] - Transformers movie: Behind the scenes
[ SFW ] - Yamila Diaz, Heidi Klum, Petra Nemcova and Daniela Pestova shoot.
» I eat mustard
posted on 11/05/07 by Opie
Sorry for not updating the daily/archives yet. My hard drive died and I needed a new PC anyway so I'm just now finally getting stuff switched over.
A few of you have commenting on the new FFL and I may keep it that way to see how it goes. ALSO you should start coming on the weekends more, otherwise I'll rape you via INTERNET.
That is all.
Leaving a kid on a bike...
I didn't even know there were ladder races.
Make way for the train
Head stairs? ASIANS!
Edward Penis Hands.. WTF?
Shower fun #1
Shower fun #2
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads.
Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C. has recently revealed the true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.
On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States.
If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.
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[ SFW ] - Tight ass.
[ SFW ] - Mia-tastic
[ SFW ] - Hey Betty.
[NSFW] - Pierced clit.
[NSFW] - Sexy latina.
[ SFW ] - Perfect Tits.
[ SFW ] - Midget fight!
[NSFW] - Why oh why.
[ SFW ] - How We Met.
[NSFW] - Big ass titties.
[ SFW ] - Horror friends.
[ SFW ] - Funny T-shirts.
[NSFW] - Big Titty Teen.
[NSFW] - Man eats glass.
[NSFW] - Two finger treat.
[ SFW ] - Match the boobs.
[NSFW] - Wanta BJ tonight?
[NSFW] - Cream Pie Chicks.
[NSFW] - Black girl, white juice.
[ SFW ] - I love the Karate kid!
[ SFW ] - Half life in 60 seconds.
[NSFW] - That's a lot of lesbians.
[ SFW ] - Mario with a shotgun.
[ SFW ] - Those boobs are to big.
[ SFW ] - Unfortunately placed ads.
[NSFW] - Jessica alba in skimpy bikini.
[ SFW ] - Something to keep you busy.
[ SFW ] - How does she walk on those?
[NSFW] - 19 year old bitches give blowjob.
[ SFW ] - You'll want to buy one if you look!
[ SFW ] - I like how the crowd laughed at him.
» I heart you
posted on 11/02/07 by Opie
Dancing birds! Left techno, Right BSB!
Make instant dry ice.
Don't drink and drive!
A bald man with a wooden leg is invited to a Halloween party.
He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg
so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.
A few days later, he received a parcel with the following note:
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief
Will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just
right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his
wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by
and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your
Wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing
his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the
company another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small
parcel and a note, which reads:
Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts.
Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your
wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co
So this really does happen for crack heads.
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(Trying something new)
[SFW] - Gisele.
[SFW] - Thongs!
[SFW] - Hot abs.
[SFW] - Gay test.
[NSFW]- Party girls.
[NSFW]- Veggie ass.
[SFW] - Funny prank.
[NSFW]- Tight Pussy.
[NSFW]- Four hotties.
[SFW] - Great T-shirts.
[SFW] - How it starts.
[NSFW]- Nice boob sex.
[SFW] - Rose McGowan.
[SFW] - Naughty Photos!
[SFW] - Frisbee Ownage.
[NSFW]- That's a big dildo.
[NSFW]- Bathroom dance.
[SFW] - She sure is bendy.
[SFW] - Bob Saget Cameos.
[NSFW]- Juice on them titties.
[NSFW]- Being hanged fetish?
[SFW] - Slutty Britney Spears.
[SFW] - A school for witches?
[SFW] - Halloween hottie horror.
[NSFW]- Great two girl sucking orgy.
[NSFW]- Ties her twat lips in a knot.
[SFW] - Deepthroat world champion.
[SFW] - What a stupid cheerleader.
[NSFW]- Come onn.. Oh there it is.
[SFW] - You could rape her so easy.
[SFW] - 25 Most Awesome Horror Kills.
[NSFW]- Girls Wanting to Make You Cum.
[SFW] - She must be "the naked friend".
[SFW] - A symphony that's actually cool.
[SFW] - Craiglist caused a murder.. haha!
[SFW] - Did they shoot this video by their self?
[SFW] - Chriss Angel pics fight with another magician.
[SFW] - Oldest animal and "The animal died when the researchers counted its rings".