» I like deer
on 11/15/04 by Opie
Hey guys real quick today, I have some other junk I have to do today.. BUT
I do have something I rarely post about here. Something I do as another
hobby is hunting. This is the biggest deer I've shot in my 3 for 3 record.
(I started last year)
Shit, I'll even type up the story:
At around 4:00 pm on Saturday I was about asleep in this "lean to" stand
and got a text message. I was messing around with my phone and happened
to look up and saw a big head with antlers. My first reaction was; "SHIT
DEER!", but by the time I got my scope up to shoot him, he had went back
in the thicket.
By now I was pissed. I text messaged my buddy and he told me if I didn't
"spook" him he would be back. Sure enough 30 minutes later he came walking
fast right toward me with his antlers down. So I swung around and fired
into his chest and he went down. I saw that he was still trying to get away,
So I said "FUCK THAT" and unloaded on his ass. If you've ever killed something
like this, then you know the feeling. If not then, go masturbate in a corner
Pictures of him: Taking with my camera phone
Nice 7 point.
Me humping it.
SUBZERO WINS! (Thanks PETA)
I'll have the goods (images/videos) for you tomorrow, so stay tuned. I did
manage to throw up some good FFL for ya though..
- FFL -
- Funny Audio!
- G spot. Find it
- A fake Western?
W Brown. haha
- Uh Oh! HIV AND
like this Ronald better.
- I must
watch Titanic now.
- Worth a repost?
I think so.
of like the game snake.
- Do you want 2
Richard's Playboy shoot.
Anti Goatse script for IRC? No.
Star Wars Trilogy. Dork x2.
Who submitted this gay shit?
- I think I'll go ahead
and call bullshit.
the Atlantis? No big deal really.
of US soldiers shooting shit up.
with cum? Ok what the fuck?
like a fun game, but I don't get it.
chicken lives for 18 months. Crazy.
- Good videos and pictures
for you to whack off to.
died. I once saw him getting food stamps on MTV in a limo.
to kill a Mockingbird. (After the first few minutes, it gets better)
» Hey! Nice shoes, wanta
posted on 11/11/04 by Opie
Washington Redskins Commercial.
F-14A Fly-By Explosion.
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the
bed. It was addressed, "Mom."
With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the
letter with trembling hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and
I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice-even with
all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's
not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very
He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and
that's now one of my dreams too.
John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
John can get better; he sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to
know your grandchildren.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it
is safe for me to come home.
We got some new vans at Ups. Taken by Yours Truly.
Need something like this?
Wait a second.. I'm offended now.
That's more like it. (Note that huge sarcasm there)
Willy went Drag. Not a fake either. See?
What a dumbass.
There is a White family, a black family, a jewish family and a german family.
They all have white mothers. They all have children on the same day and
are at the hospital. The babies all turn out white and the doctor forgets
to put their name tags on so they don't know whose baby is whose.
The white man says... ill be able to tell which baby is mine! So he goes
in and tries to figure it out. He comes out and doesn't know. The black
man says he will try but fails as well, and so does the Jewish man.
Finally the German man says he knows he can tell. He walks in and says "All
The German baby salutes, the Jewish baby craps his pants, and the white
baby makes the black baby clean it up.
- FFL -
- I am ASIAN!
no sé el español.
is always funny.
music video ever.
hope this was just hacked...
HA bitch I gave you HIV!
Fucker.. Different though.
a thumb drive? Seriously.
- You can play
with this for hours!
kind of kick boxing is this?
- Make an image
into a big ass poster.
of girlfriend images and videos.
see a chat-tur-box on the right. So chat.
of those you can't help not to laugh at..
Fuck Kobe! I want some titties and a bear too!
- I thought
the guy filming was going to say "Praise Allah" there for a second.
11/10/04 by Opie
It's W.O.W time guys...
Goddamn.. Ewa Sonnet rules.
Note the sound I tossed in there, been awhile huh?
Everyone loves racist jokes right?
What is this?
The last thing a nigga will see when he's thrown into a well by the KKK.
Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest
areas on the side of the road.
As I go in the washroom the first stall is taken so I go in the second stall.
I sit down I hear a voice from the next stall say "Hi there, how is it going?"
I'm not the type to strike up conversations with strangers in washrooms
on the side of the road.
I didn't know what to do so finally I say "Not bad..." The voice says: "So,
what are you doing?" Talk about your dumb questions.
I am starting to find this a bit weird, but I say: "Well, I'm just going
to the bathroom, then I'm going back east..."
Then I hear the person say all flustered "Look I'll call you back, every
time I ask you a question - this idiot in the next stall answers me..."
up, complete a free trial offer (Blockbuster or Infone are easy), refer
some friends to do the same and you get a free Dell Pentium 4 Desktop PC.
A man is on an old, desert free-way and has to shit really bad, so he decides
to stop at the next reststop he finds.
He soon comes upon an old gas station, which seems to be abandoned.
He runs inside, sits on the toilet and and shits. When he goes down to reach
for the toilet paper there is a sign that reads "If there is no toilet paper
wipe your butt with your hands and insert in hole"
After several minutes of debating he wipes his butt with his hand and sticks
it in the hole when all the sudden 'SMACK!' two bricks collided together
smashing his crap covered fingers, instantaneously, reacting to the pain
he starts to suck on the sore fingers too 'sooth' the pain away...
- FFL -
is a female?
a great friend.
- Hackers praise
medicine, by Satan.
in prison.. OOPS.
- This bitch
needs some help.
Christina Aguilera pictures.
- Another funny
video by Film Fakers.
a good 2 minutes of your life.
for sale on ebay? (On the right)
this to people with weak stomachs.
- I can
make a cat dance... with a lighter.
animal alphabet.. PETA will love this.
yourself clean and then kill yourself.
beaver in Canada. (Worth a repost)
what.. They put out hell or something?
that's some high dollar cheese.
- Some pretty
nice galleries of NAKED CHICKS!
we all just love this Stephen Lynch guy?
can not express how funny this is to me.
a great song for everyone on the Internet.
nothing day? Fuck that, I'm buying some gum.
down until you see bible girl.. Other stupid shit too.
is actually hot. Don't click the full vid download link.
made thinks the same as me on those livejournal idiots.
P.S. October archives are up. AND images and the usual tomorrow. Oh and
I think road runner fixed my connection problems. No more wrist slitting
» Febreze your asshole
posted on 11/08/04 by Opie
Note: My connection has still been acting up, we'll see how it goes this
Oh god why? Guys get ready to grab your nuts.
In case you missed Tara's Ugly titties
a clip of it too.
1337 is retarded, yet funny.
I need a smoke..
Cnn has crazy ads and dumb headlines.
Can anyone verify this?
What a slap in the face..
Krazy! With a K.
- FFL -
- I have downs.
- Dumb invention.
High Pitch Eric.
- I like
this type of game.
- Creative cookie
just can't do it CAPTAIN!
of funny cartoons.
go jack off together.
of Trivia Japanese show.
here a viagraholic?
stupid song, but hot girls.
Pussy is kind of stupid.
person is 18 and is female?
at least looks like a fun game.
dumb is Jessica Simpson.
all right.. Odd flash game.
hunters will think this is cool.
- Where to
drop your man juice at.
Lohan in a tini-tiny bikini.
I beat he's crushed. OOPS...
Ten Commandments of College?
- Pretty neat.. Toogle.
Just try it out.
odd movie. (May be a repost?)
seriously.. Who likes stinky panties?
bitch must really need some money.
- Funny videos and other
stuff to whack off too.
your weekends chatting with INTERNET GIRLS!
- Another one of those
hidden message things. (Queen)
D "fuck her gently" in wmv format. Looks retro.
» Yo ho ho
11/05/04 by Opie
Well I don't know what to do about this fucking shitty ass ISP called slow
runner. It's really hard to update when they keep out gaying their self.
I may end up having to go to DSL if it doesn't get it's shit straight. I'll
let it wait over the weekend...
I appreciate all your guys patience and for that here's the Whack-Off Wednesday
(W.O.W) clip that I couldn't upload, because on Road Runner:
Click the image to go to the download page. DOWN FOR
And now to the other goods..
Would you buy a car from him?
Poor deer. haha
Ouch on the face!
The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of automatically telling
me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and
I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I ask.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even
That can't be a good thing.
Maybe just funny to me.
I'd love to lay on that.
I want some ketchup.
Clever lion. This is 100% real too.
White people are funny.
Taste a little salty.. You probably don't get that.
Little Johnny's Bike
Well, little Johnny was going to his room, when he saw his sister in her
room laying on her bed naked, feeling her self, saying "A man, I want A
man I need a man!"
Little Johnny just walked by later, he passed her room again, and saw a
man an top of his sister.
He thought and ran to his room, got naked, laid on his bed feeling himself
and said "a bike, I want a bike..."
In case you don't understand that image Click
A lot of thought into this one..
I thought they were goldfish.
: Clan site
Was this from FD2?
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork
in his ass.
He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"
The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a
lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing
He said, 'I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant you one wish.'
And I said, 'No shit?!'"
- FFL -
- Lets all join!
what the fuck.
want a Feta Pet!
a fair match.
don't like Jesus.
that F-15 moving.
all the balls.
movie script ever.
idea for a shirt!
and baby oil. MMMM
the point of this?
milanos nipple slip.
guys like gross stuff?
It's what's for dinner.
game should keep you busy.
need to see proof on this one.
R kelly would just pet her.
Monsters are attacking Entensity!
- Go find
yourself a girl on the Internet!
- Damn it! I
want to see a picture of it.
pirate flag made this story great.
lesbian hiSPanIC cop could be great.
a game to far wouldn't you say?
Top 100. (350mbs in xvid format)
you guys that like a big ole black booty.
to jack off when you have a roommate.
sums up people that send in hatemail.
yet hilarious thing to do to a hamster.
the US? Well maybe since we have a stupid government.
» God I hate the Internet
posted on 11/02/04 by Opie
Yep, that about sums it up.
Well guys I've actually been wanting to post, but guess what? Kind of hard
WHEN THIS IS HAPPENING:
Yes, that's your W.O.W right there. A quite good video too. But Hey, What
can I say? This is just ridiculous and I can't talk to the road runner network
guys until later today.(3rd)
Check out these funny pages while you send hateful e-mails to road runner
best newspaper. Kind of.
can find something to laugh at here.
FYI: It took 10 minutes to just upload the images above.
P.S If you have experience problems like I've having let me know. The weird
thing is that it's just my upload, my download is fine.
Edit: They are suppose to be coming out to my house tomorrow.. So let's
hope they can fix it.
Edit 2: Upload is back, it fixed itself. Yeah .. gay.. Anyway big ass post
today (late). Not going to work haha.
Edit 3: I guess I'll just have to upload at a friends house. Road runner
can lick my ass.
» Gota Pepsi for me?
posted on 11/01/04 by Opie
School fights are funny.
This video has a lot of "owned" clips in one.
He screams like a pussy.
A great alarm clock.
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.
The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says,
"Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."
The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too
wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair
spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then
he stuffs the worm back into the hole.
The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray
and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later, the grandfather comes back out and hands the little
boy another five dollars.
The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather
replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."
Who took the picture?
I'd have a boner too.
Fun game.. If you lose.. YOU JEW! (You like that rhythm huh?)
Must be a new type of tittie.
What a busy bee she is..
- FFL -
(Not many new ones sent in today)
of the Tiger?
- Grand Theftendo.
does it end?
a stupid tattoo.
- Check out shooshtime.
dolls can be sexy.
great a Fat Albert movie.
should like this video.
black people stole his wheels.
joy! Yet another fucked up fetish.
a water balloon in space is neat.
- This little program
will tell you how much you use your mouse.
Archives will be back tonight. - ISP sucks, uploading worst than dial-up...