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nigga please posted on 01/31/07 by Opie



W.O.W



I guess we'll use that other hole.

Q and A

Q: How can you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A: The taste.

Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he were white?
A: ALIVE!

Quick Joke

A soldier wakes up at the field hospital in Iraq..

"Dear God!" he immediatly shouts "NURSE NURSE I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!!"

The Nurse answers: "That's right, we had to amputate both your arms."

- FFL -

- Oh nice ass.
- Cybersex me.
- Awesome tits.
- 300mph crash.
- Naked girlfriend.
- Party Boy India.
- Tittie compilation.
- Cartoon about JFK.
- Workout AXE style.
- Hi-quality porn clips.
- Girls feel the noise.
- Google TV is a hoax.
- Don't be mad at me.
- She's ASIAN so it's OK.
- Mcdonalds subliminal ad.
- Sweep the leg Johnny!!!!
- These titties are perfect.
- That's a 40 inch plus ass.
- Cheeky Cute Cheerleaders.
- Bill Gates on the Daily Show.
- K-fed Superbowl commercial.
- I'd show the camera my penis.
- Cavalier tattoo on his forearm.
- Orientation: "Not Sure" my ass.
- Earn college credits for dating.
- American Idol doesn't like gays.
- What Happens Online, Stays Online.
- She's hot and has great REAL titties.
- I wanted to see some titties flopping.
- Yeah next time dance without any clothes.
- Terrorists bomb the crap out of Madrid's airport.
- For sale: one marriage proposal. (Superbowl ad)
- Quotes overheard in New York. (People are retarded)
- Idiot with SAGGIN pants fell when trying to do a robbery.



ZACH MORRIS TIME OUT posted on 01/29/07 by Opie

The videos:



Bride goes crazy and cuts her hair off.



Oh that Bud light is funny.



Cellphone in a bottle. (Did I post this before?)



800lb woman.. Yummy.

Crazy cat video time:



When cats attack!



Cat with wings.. or not.



One pissed off cat.



Scuba cat.

Joke

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove,
I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such Perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!!

Images



He must have been bored.



Damn Nigga!



eBay has cool cellphones.



Who does that foot belong to?



We got a hanger!



Such a dirty whore.



Looks good to me.



I need this.



Kind of like a tanned raisin.



I wouldn't be happy either.



This is just fucking cool.

- FFL - (Lots of goodies today)

- Tit Shots.
- Sweet Tits
- Nicole's Hot.
- Captain Crabs.
- Funny T-shirts.
- Hitler and PETA!
- I like her pigtails.
- Why suck a dildo?
- I want a ray gun.
- Web Bottie Hottie.
- Kiss and make-up.
- Flip in a wheelchair.
- Hot, Drunk & Horny.
- Videos that are porn.
- Fucking in White Tee.
- Elmo goes mup diving.
- Sienna Miller is Yummy.
- Famous quotes on Sex.
- Decoding the Bathroom.
- Scientists cured cancer?
- Skating stunt.. With fire.
- Cam girl with a tight ass.
- Christina Aguilera Stripped.
- Cheesy Bikini Model part 1.
- Cheesy Bikini Model part 2.
- Filming a movie and a crash.
- Best video moments of 2006.
- Celebrity upskirt compilation.
- Jordan Monroe has a great rack.
- So this is the real Chinese food.
- Juice boxes at school.. With piss.
- Porn sound for windows shutdown.
- Game should keep you entertained.
- Animator vs Animation 2. (Very cool)
- Tulsa to dig up car buried for 50 years.
- What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
- Church hosts 'porn and pancakes' event.
- TEXAS Mayor wants to ban the word Nigger.
- 29 year old passed as 12.. Oh he's a pedo too.
- Add your favorite videos for a chance to win a PS3!
- MLK Party causes uproar on Texas Campus (With pics!)
- Jessica James is a dirty slut with huge boobs and tight ass.
- Restricted materials from Smokin' Aces. (Under "enter the site")



uhhh.... hmmm posted on 01/26/07 by Opie



How the hell did she do this?



Hey, here are the new Paris Exposed clips.



Prehistoric shark found. Article is here



That cow is already dead, but some funny guy added moos.



Smart blonde.



Baby born with brain outside.



Cell phone karma.



Carmen Electra & Pussycat Dolls



Now that's just nasty.

Joke

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person.

Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."

- FFL -

- SOAS.
- Great ass.
- MILF Sex.
- 21 nut salute.
- Big tittie strip.
- Sucking penis.
- Surfin Saudi-a.
- Secretary's ass.
- Happy Feet remix.
- Kaylee gets naked.
- Damn Tiger Woods.
- She's a pretty one.
- Oh that Criss Angel.
- Riding that dick hard.
- Me love you long time.
- Don't let a girl hit you.
- Creepy guy Dane Cook.
- Saddam hangman shirt.
- Music recipe, very cool.
- Peeping tom gets lucky.
- She can wash my truck.
- She loves mineral water.
- Trailer for Shrek the Third.
- Miss Maxim Czech Republic.
- So Hillary will run in 2008...
- Spectreman.. What the hell?
- Boobies that are safe for work.
- Heidi Klum & Ray Lewis part 1.
- Heidi Klum & Ray Lewis part 2.
- Crazy Dog. (Old school video)
- I wouldn't brag about that honey.
- It's even funnier when Simon laughs.
- The oddest American Idol contestant.
- There's something wrong with this faggot.
- So they're making a movie about Mr. Hands.
- Learn an old school dance.. From Africa I think.
- If you want to lose weight watch Lifetime and take notes.



poon posted on 01/24/07 by Opie



W.O.W



Well that came out of nowhere.



Plastic surgery before/after.

Joke

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper Sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."

- FFL -

- Hot ASIAN.
- Sweet tits.
- Drunk chick.
- Jessica Alba.
- What a bitch.
- Police Vs Ninja.
- Blonde teen anal.
- Beautiful Canada.
- Mexican sexyness.
- Lonely webcam girl.
- Girls on the beach.
- Laser star projector.
- Chick named Charlie.
- Extreme car jousting.
- New Ninja Turtles trailer.
- Every hour is Happy Hour.
- Foreign Idol is a joke itself.
- 2 dildos are better than one.
- Best heavyweight Knock outs!
- Star Wars reenacted with hands.
- A painter that needs a car seat.
- Bobbies can cause car crashes.
- Microwave kills germs on sponges.
- Nice beads she's putting up there.
- I'd kill myself to if I produced K-fed.
- The girl with the amazing blanket.
- Play the game you may win a phone.
- Homemade porn chick with a nice ass.
- Mechanical bull riding...wearing whip cream.
- Paris Hilton has another video out...full thing will be posted.
- "Man who tried to commit suicide beaten to death by police"



boooo posted on 01/22/07 by Opie



Nice bitch slap.



Those crazy ni.. black people. (Song jams though)



Spoiled girl gets car... bitches because it's wrong color.



Funny clip from Scrubs.



Awesome go-kart crashes.



If Dumb and Dumber was a horror movie...



Another idiot on Millionaire.



She has a bright future ahead of her.



Guy announces he quits when ipod was released. (2001)

Joke

Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed.

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again.

Now...what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Ed replied.

- FFL -

- Slapoff.
- $1 Books.
- Sexy outlaw.
- Win her back.
- Huge nipples.
- It's dildo time!
- I like redheads.
- Girls Gone Wet.
- This bitch is hot.
- Sexy drunk chicks.
- Wet dream teacher.
- Goddamn windstorm.
- Well isn't that just gay.
- Karolina Kurkova is hot.
- Idiotic things people do.
- Laundry room girl be hot.
- Haha.. Anyone like goats?
- Rebecca Romijn bar dance.
- Anyone else like brunettes?
- More like babe with no rack.
- Coffee table with joysticks.
- Horny home alone dildo ride.
- Oh and it's a spicy cock mix to.
- It's not Southpark it's Eastpark.
- College orgy that looks like fun.
- Stripping at school is dangerous.
- And then God made Alley Bagget.
- Some people just shouldn't drive.
- Don't act like a coyote ugly chick.
- Hypnotism + Orgasm = Hyptnogasm!
- I bet this faggot jacks it to himself.
- Be sure to check out Blades of Glory.
- Porn would make anyone join the army.
- Watch Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (For free)
- AIM acronym dictionary.. This is just silly.
- Mailed 78lbs of pot.. Should've used UPS..
- Another reason to hate people on myspace.
- I really don't get how people can be such idiots.
- Get info on people by typing in a license plate number.



there it go posted on 01/19/07 by Opie



Here's the Keeley Hazell sex tape.



Aww poor doggie.



Hilarious phone message left at a NBC TV station in South Georgia.



News report about that dumb lady drinking too much water.



Bumper cars on the street.



Worst hockey fight ever.



Check those suckas out.



Jessica Alba not wearing much.

Joke

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit?"

IMAGES!!!



I simple haha is enough.



Great pic of Saddam's brothers head!



Uhh...



Computer whore.



DAMN NIGGA!



Dumb little shit.



Nice hair.



Which one is Little Johnny?



Niggers.



Her job.



Yellow card mother fucker!

- FFL -

- Hot MILF.
- 720 dunk.
- Great tits.
- Latin babe.
- Drunk chicks.
- Sex in the car.
- I like her booty.
- Chick Fight Club.
- Very bloody fight.
- Spray on condom?
- Blondes in a library.
- Hi girl with nice rack.
- Celebrity fur burgers.
- Beautiful-booty bounce.
- Waterfall art is amazing.
- The voice of Bugs Bunny.
- Pillow fight league.. hmm.
- Scheila Carvalho = hottie.
- Encyclopedia of Sex.. haha
- Watch TV shows on your PC!
- The best of Bam Margera.
- I need to bang me an ASIAN.
- Porn with the cool porn music.
- I wish I had a tittie on my foot.
- Only reason to go to the beach.
- The best place to work is Google.
- Like ASIANS gladiators or something?
- Good KO from PRIDE Shockwave 06.
- I personally think not using TP is lazy.
- The Big Box Project.. Good laugh be here.
- Anything off the Daily Show is worth a look.
- Sorry Joey, no such thing as a bisexual male.
- Get Limewire Pro for FREE. (Thanks to google)
- Pissed off surgeon cuts off mans ding-a-lang.
- How do I get an invite to one of these parties?
- Britney's shaved crotch cost her the Super Bowl Ad.
- People like to watch her smoke. Well I dip... Cha ching!



p0rn posted on 01/17/07 by Opie

Note: I'll post the Keeley Hazell sex tape Friday.

And don't forget to check out the new daily features on the right!



W.O.W



RACK 'EM!!!!!



Undress Sydney Moon with your mouse.



Cheaters show bust in on a porn shoot.

Joke

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Dodge SRT-4 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the SRT. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,

"So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.

So how can I make 39,675 a year, a pretty small salary, and you get the really big bucks, $1,695,759, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic...

''Try doing it with the engine running."

- FFL -

- Tricky Flicky.
- Amateur orgy.
- Webcam sluts.
- Toy car stunts.
- Jackass Nascar.
- I love real titties.
- WI-FI in your car!
- Hello stupid criminals.
- Watch where you drill.
- Both of them are hot.
- Nice rack there honey.
- This guy is a big baller.
- Check out this webcam.
- Canceling AOL is a bitch.
- Webcam wonderfulness.
- Naked spring break chicks.
- Color us bad Sex you up.
- A closer look at the iPhone.
- Cute blonde gives painful head.
- Another addicting game for ya.
- This is why most girls are cunts.
- Here's a good puzzle game for ya.
- Awesome celebrity videos for free.
- Don't rent a crane if you're dumb.
- Playboy mansion secrets revealed.
- Panties that only have a front side.
- The redneck slingshot looks more fun.
- Piratebay wants to be it's own country.
- Paula Abdul is on that funny medicine.
- New Will Ferrell movie Blades of Glory.
- 2 cute teens + bedroom + webcam x music = trouble.
- If you have not seen this DVD yet where the hell have you been?


 

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