posted on 01/30/06 by Opie
Chris Parnell is a funny fucker.
Python VS Pig.
She would make a great fire fighter.
Chuck is dead. (Not really)
That hawk is cool.
I post this before?
- FFL -
- Go Raiders.
- Dumbass lady.
- Dirty Sanchez
- Oh my god #1.
- Oh my god #2.
- Female Goatse.
- Juggling is hard.
- Office Bondage.
- I like this game.
- Faith striptease.
- Jack Bauer facts.
- Water accidents.
- Some deadly KOs.
- Rabbit punch game.
- Paris Hilton spinning.
- The Piracy Calculator.
- She has a neat talent.
- My, that's a nice tan.
- Good Honda commercial.
- This artist is throwed off.
- Check out Saddam's gold.
- No more ice cream for me.
- Praying Mantis VS Mouse.
- Make up your own caption.
- WTC movie coming this year.
- God I hate Michael Jackson..
- Flashing boobs on the Internet.
- At least she didn't feel anything.
- What the hell is this jew doing?
- K-fed listening to his own music.
- Lots of great porn from Mr. Stile.
- Read the comments at the bottom.
- Pick up tips from Maxim bikini model.
- The Powerbook prank. (Good stuff)
- Those ASIANS blur out everything.
- Mila Kunis to marry… Macauley Culkin?
- So this is a dude? I think I'm kinda gay.
- Will Ferrell and Napoleon Dynamite .. together.
- I didn't realize how many movies Ron Jeremy has been in.
posted on 01/27/06 by Opie
Sorry, my Internet was retarded this morning.
IT'S TRUE ABOUT CHUCK!!!!!
This man can drive a boat.
Something is different. Can you spot it?
Girls fighting, pretty brutal too.
Kate Moss the Mosstril 500
Not so right jokes, hooray
A little girl is standing by the edge of a cliff crying her eyes out.
This man comes over and says, "What's wrong little girl?"
The little girl still crying just points over to the edge of the cliff.
The man looks over the edge and sees a car with the little girls parents mangled in the rocks below.
The man turns round and undoing his fly says, "I guess it just ain't your lucky day"!!!
There was a little girl who went up to her mom, and asked, "Whats that?"
Her Mom said,"A vagina."
The little girl said, "When will I get one?"
"When you get older," said her Mom.
Then the little girl went up to her Dad and asked, "Whats that?"
Her Dad said,"A penis."
The little girl asked, "When will I get one?"
The Dad said, "When your Mom goes to work!"
Once upon a time, a woman complained to her doctor that she and her husband never had sex anymore.
So the doctor gave her a bottle of pills and told her to put them in his drink and she would be 'satisfied.'
The woman, somewhat disbelievingly, put one pill in his coffee that evening. That night they made out.
The next morning, she put two in his coffee, and that night they really got it on.
The next day, she said, "What the hell," and put the entire bottle in.
A few days later, the doctor called to check on her progress.
The woman's son answered the phone. When the doctor asked how she was doing, the son replied,
"Mom's dead; Sis is pregnant; my asshole hurts, and Dad is out naked on the front lawn yelling 'Here kitty, kitty.'"
- FFL -
- Cute Girl.
- Holy boobs!
- Hello Amy Sue.
- Get outa town.
- Blow up the fish!
- Learn poker tells.
- Harry Potter 3 way.
- Hot numa numa girls.
- Eliza Dushku Compilation.
- Don't be rushing this fight.
- Anyone here like boobs?
- Fake beaches are crazy.
- Don't sing anymore dude.
- Little roach wont hurt you.
- My, he has a bright future.
- Superman Returns pictures.
- Repost of the coolest game.
- Who wouldn't do Ms. Aguilera?
- Paris Hilton starts your engine.
- Christina Aquilera gets banged.
- How do you "accidentally" pull the trigger.
- Video of Maria Sharapova - Spycam part 2
- That Christina model chick just jumps around huh.
- The Amazing Rhonetta. (American Idol N-I-G-G-E-R)
posted on 01/25/06 by Opie
Forums will be open again once I finish going through 2nd batch of new guys, then I'll open the forums and registration up again.
W.O.W = Kate.
I think I need a boat.
An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you.
"Yes," she says, I remember it well.
"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old time's sake.
"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes!
She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life.
This is the most athletic sex imaginable.
Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is.
As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else. You must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
- FFL -
- Spank me!
- Wife Swap.
- Black bush.
- Chick fight.
- Cute blonde.
- Hello Robocop.
- Thong in a can.
- He's slamming it.
- White girl rapping.
- MILK gone wild. Uh.
- Chris Penn died
- Perform an autopsy.
- At least she knows it.
- I'd take a bath with her.
- Lindsey Lohan in a Bikini.
- What the hey... Google OS?
- Speed cards. (Game, stupid.)
- Good thing is had glasses on.
- Cars don't fly, that's crazy.
- Should girls wear underwear?
- Sounds like an exciting movie.
- Match the cards in 30 seconds.
- Sex plus and XBOX 360 for $100!
- Ben Roethlisberger has BBQ Sauce!
- And you thought Friends was over.
- You're dumb if you think this is hot.
- Quick the questions right, she strips.
- 8 year olds are shooting people now.
- This is why you shouldn't have a parrot.
- Little golf game. (Make it in the volcano)
- I thought Kanye West was like Tom Cruise?
- Chris Farley as motivational speaker Matt Foley.
- Mardi Gras girls give their 411 on guys and dating.
- First one to get me this video gets a green jelly bean.
posted on 01/23/06 by Opie
Psstt... W.O.W will be tonight with some FFL.
In case you didn't know I actually opened the forums up.
Christopher Reeve was Chuck Norris's only unsuccessful kill, his horse got in the way of his roundhouse kick.
To hot to stay I guess.
Lita's boob from RAW the other night.
Jenny showing hers.
Couch racing is retarded.
Liquid metal is neat.
Dropping bombs on Smurfs.
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass, and having the balls to say, "You're next."
OH THAT JESUS!
No, not flag football.
Why are they harassing Gary Coleman.
- FFL -
- Broken foot.
- Sandy is hot.
- Angelina Jolie.
- It's panda porn.
- Felony Fights 4.
- David vs Goliath
- It's a porn scene.
- The Giant Intern.
- "Spread em bitch"
- Car chase.. ends.
- Some top porn models.
- What would Jesus buy?
- Huge jellyfish are crazy.
- I wonder who gets on top?
- Ever seen an ASIAN tranny?
- Colin Farrell has a sex tape.
- Why Bush is a fucking idiot.
- Back when Britney was hot.
- Whale sharks getting smaller.
- Jenny McCarthy is dating who?
- Barbie adventures. (Funny stuff)
- Terri Schiavo's widower remarries.
- Christina is white again. Hooray.
- My day is worth more than $100.
- Ms. Love going to do Playboy? Please.
- Pirates were caught. Uh oh. (Or uh argg)
- No wonder everyone likes David Hasselhoff.
- The chicken was wrong or maybe I'm dumb.
- Video of Maria Sharapova - Spycam part 1.
- Looks like I'll be marching in the streets today.
- I hate these games, because my mouse is gay.
- It case you haven't seen this awesome flash movie.
- Try this search method for songs you don't know the name of.
» nothing = fun.
posted on 01/20/06 by Opie
Well, I wasn't going to even post today but figured I'd let you know what's going on.
Nothing except that I'll open the forums sometime late tonight and I'll actually approve some of them. That's why the content in post have been slacking, after the first bunch is approved, I can get back to the regular shit. (Monday and so on)
Anyway, here's a few good FFL for ya:
- FFL -
- Jessica Alba.
- 80’s dancing.
- Fun killin' game.
- Skin head fight.
- Dick on the wall.
- Uhhhh... Uhhhhh
- Subtitles are fun.
- Penis birds are crazy.
- Lara Croft model nude.
- Stop dancing - cracka.
- Don't crash the Ferrari.
- Phertones... nigga please.
- Kind of like Face Off, right?
- I think lil wayne does drugs.
- Scarlett Johansen' BIG 'O'.
- Like fast and the furious huh?
- Rubik's Cude done blindfolded.
- Things not to do on a first date.
- Another attack on US - on tape.
- Snake and hamster become friends.
- Mariah Carey banned in Arabia Covers.
- Anyone wanta go watch Forrest Gump?
- The USA Rock Scissor Paper League is here.
- Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest.
» just W.O.W
posted on 01/18/06 by Opie
Friday should be a good post.