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MLK Day is great. posted on 01/17/05 by Opie



Aww this is so sad. Really sad. Yep.



Lock the door?

Since it's MLK day and all... (re-post)

Q: Why do black people only have nightmares?
A: Because the last one that had a dream got shot.









DAMN NIGGA!



Oh, and here's a nipple slip for ya..

- FFL -

- Um. All right.
- Cheap Bastard.
- Turn for the worse.
- Ebonics translator.
- NEAT O POLICE SITE!
- Lemon chicken tattoo.
- Holy shit! It's superman.
- The new apple Ibrator.
- David Hasselhoff rules.
- Who lives in Weed, Cali?
- Insect Recipes. Yummy.
- Jackson jerks off little boys.
- Hottest workout babe ever.
- Very bad message to leave.
- Yes, she's humping that door.
- The masturbating bear rules.
- I've found my new wallpaper.
- ASIAN singles site or something.
- PETA SAYS DON'T RIDE HORSES!
- Boy do I love boy bands. Oh boy.
- Anyone need a Land Cruiser / Tank?
- "Fuck you Mom, WHAT? DRINK THIS!"
- Wild, Crazy, Bizarre and Sexy Videos.
- I wish I had a tail to whack people with.
- I was hoping the dumbass would get hit.
- I'm sure this site will have the new Paris video.
- If you're a fan of deer, you'll enjoy this trophy site.
- The retard just wanted his demo tape listened to!
- I wonder how long the ASIAN club practiced this..
- Funny story that proves fast food workers are idiots. (I bet that pissed a few of you off)



hayyyyyyyyyyyy posted on 01/14/05 by Opie

Quick post again, busy week. Mainly working on the forums. Also the forums will stay open through Sunday then I'll close them for a few months.

So go sign up

ANYWAY..



That's a big ass water balloon.



Shocking Tsunami video.



Soldiers having fun.

JOKE (A different version)

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars. But, realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer.

- FFL -

- 3D golf game.
- Free cam girls.
- Jugglers are cool.
- Sexy ASS teaser.
- A really hot chick.
- Ha.. Carl Winslow.
- Danny Tanner rules.
- I suck at this game.
- Damn that Ups driver.
- Don't tell lawyers any jokes.
- Ford's "bank vault" city car.
- More great stuff over at heavy.
- These ASIAN people are weird.
- That Tiffany Teen girl is pissed.
- When a girl is this strong. Run.
- Try to get the balls on each side.
- Like watching girls shake their ass?
- Videos.. videos.. and more videos.
- Cameras you're not suppose to see.
- He can never get ahead in life now.
- Thigh fucking? Just go jack off. Loser.
- Scroll down to the bottom. "Do not eat.."
- I was hoping some boobs would pop in.
- Girl sucking penis and Death metal. Great.
- Hey look, another cam whore with a nice ass.
- What the fuck is this? You suck at the singing.
- Well, Here's a bigger roller coaster coming to Six Flags.
- Notice how all "rappers" thank god? Bling bling blastin niggaz.
- Nice Looking Vagina! Imagine seeing this in your rear view mirror!

Good stuff (images etc..) coming at ya Monday.



bums posted on 01/12/05 by Opie

FYI X2: Friday's post will be late.



W.O.W? (Part 1 of her)

Don't worry ladies that don't enjoy W.O.W like the guys do. I have something for you this week too. You can thank me by showing me your titties. Enjoy:



Ta da!

QUICK JOKE!!!!11

A female officer pulled over someone who was obviously a drunk driver.

The officer says "You are under arrest, Anything you say can and will be held against you."

The drunk driver stutters and cries out "Boobs!"



I forgot to post this. Story here

- FFL -

- Alias game.
- Oh. My. God.
- Big Boobies, WTF!
- Red vs Blue. (Halo)
- This guy got fried.
- 4 year old drummer.
- Human Virus Scanner.
- Karate babes in bikinis.
- Gothic Football League.
- The llama song is great.
- Hey man.. How's your head?
- Some different photography...
- OK, All fat people be more lazy.
- He should open a towing business.
- I bet these guys get all the chicks.
- Scroll down and look at that tongue.
- Sexy Girl Dancing on the Bed in Lingerie.
- The jack-off record was broken again. Nuts!
- Tofu Wrestling. (Girls) FYI: I still hate PETA.
- I remember seeing this future Jordan on TV.
- They filming Indiana Jones or something?
- Two hot girls stripping and making out. Yay.
- You can't just be a Christian.. Must be a true one.
- Stungun your nuts and tongue. VERY GOOD IDEA.
- 420 ft roller coaster huh.. I'm suddenly black - Fuck dat.



quick today posted on 01/11/05 by Opie

FYI: W.O.W will be posted around 1-2pm (CST)

"Supposedly the story behind this is: The guy had a bomb strapped to his chest (over in Iraq or whatever) and was taken out by a .50 cal sniper round." (E-mailed to me)



Captain Obvious suspects this may be graphic.



It's not real, just watch it.





Congratulations.



Let's play battleship on that girls face.



Um.. Well... Fishy.

JOKE

After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the ranger who asks him for his fishing license.

The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come down to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day."

The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license.

The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water.

The warden, wide-eyed and intrigued, says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water."

The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"

- FFL -

- The Ring 2 trailer.
- CAM WHORE ALERT.
- Nice name for a rock.
- Ashlee Simpson Spoof.
- Madonna giving head!
- Dungeons and Dragons.
- Can you solve the riddle?
- I really hate sites like this.
- Condoms for a Grandma.
- Midgets are porn are great.
- Paris sex tape #2 coming?
- Ancient Chinese Birthing Chart.
- Summer camp for bad-asses.
- Fear Factor should use cats.
- Best way to score a hockey goal.
- Some old people are very stupid.
- Didn't I post one of these? haha
- Dysfunctional Family Circus Cartoons.
- Another flash movie by rathergood.
- Don't forget to get some free porn.
- UNDERSEA MOUNTAIN STRAIGHT AHEAD.
- Rent-A-Midget service is thinking big
- A Fugitive hid in a store for months. Clever.
- What the fuck? Oh it's a Uk domain.. Go figure.
- I hope they do that 12 for a penny with this too.
- If you're in the Black Panthers.. Better learn the rules ni....
- Cardstacker Gallery. Reminds me of that Brady Bunch... Nevermind..



---------------- line posted on 01/07/05 by Opie



Any base jumpers out there?



That would scare me.



Why the hell would you do this?

JOKE!

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side. A couple of minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!"

Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," he said "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?"

He replied, "The drugs are wearing off!"

IMAGES!!!!!!!!11



Can't wait.



So that's why..



This may be only funny to me..



Haha.. That duck is crazy.



I wish she had a third titty!



I love those livejournal sites. (Huge sarcasm alert)



LOL.



What bunny?



Um yeah.

- FFL -

- Nice pc mod.
- Tickle tickle.
- Soundboards.
- Brace Yourself!
- Boobies or butts?
- 20k snow.. Fuck.
- NINJA Duster. Sold.
- This looks like fun.
- Funny smartass clip.
- This made me laugh.
- This is a bad ass car!
- A tooth saved his life?
- Mandy Moore's nipples.
- Whatcha lookin at Anna?
- Jessica Alba in a hot bikini.
- Killers whales are the devil.
- Don't laugh future hell goer.
- Aggression part one. (Graphic)
- Shoot cans while you're drunk.
- If you like naked girls, go here.
- Funniest commercials of 2004.
- A met a girl online once. Crazy.
- More ghost videos. I call bullshit.
- I'd love to see this deer up close.
- Back win Michael was actually cool.
- Please tell me this is a joke. Heidi no.
- Pet abuse!.. It's just a site that reports it.
- Execution of a 16 year old girl. (Old date)
- Yeah, ditch the bitch before you get rich.
- Two chicks fighting in the water in bikinis.
- Holy shit, check out the dress she's wearing!
- Video search at yahoo. I was looking for porn.
- You might wear your mouse out on this game.
- Man, we have a great justice system in the US.
- There must be something wrong with this truck.
- "STEVEN" Disney is at it again. Fuck off and die.
- Swap the frogs, pretty easy unless you're retarded.
- The Olympics of Drunken Embarrassment. (Good stuff)
- Titty slap fight. (This was on target, but they removed it)



I'm a wal*mart shopper posted on 01/05/05 by Opie

W.O.W time...



I need to go watch Varsity Blues now.

QUICK Q AND A

Q: What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?
A: Tiger Woods has a better driver.



In case you missed Ashlee getting booed off stage.



Uh oh.. This count as animal cruelty?

HOLY SHIT!









I wonder if the driver lived?

JOKE!

A first grade teacher wanted to help her students learn black history so one Thursday, she told them that she would read them some famous quotes and whoever could guess who said it could stay home from school the next day.

The first one she read was, "By any means necessary." Hands shot up. "Yes, Leroy, can you tell me who said that?" "Malcom X." "That's right," said the teacher, "You may go home now, and you don't have to come to class tomorrow."

The next one was, "I have a dream." Again, dozens of little black hands went up. "Yes, Shaquita, do you know who said that?" "Martin Luther King, Jr." "Why yes, that's right, you can go home early and skip school tomorrow also."

From the back of the classroom came a disgusted voice, "You god damn niggers make me fucking sick." The teacher ran to the back of the room and screamed, "Who said that!?"

The little White boy jumped out of his chair and headed for the door, saying on his way out, "David Duke. See ya Monday, bitch!"

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DAMN NIGGA!

- FFL -

- What a clever girl.
- Chinatown Badboys.
- Don't get hustled kids.
- Hot girls on web cams.
- Jessica Simpson gallery.
- Canada Bashing is funny.
- A good reason not to race.
- Very sexy women here.. Grrr.
- Racist games and other flash.
- Unidentified body search page.
- Any Bill Hicks fans out there?
- Meet some hot girls by typing!
- How to dress all EMO.. Weirdos
- Since when do "goths" like sports?
- I got the wrong impression on this site.
- I LOVE NIGGER COCK. This girl is funny.
- 2005 Winter Special Olympics Commercial.
- Why would someone want this type of doll.
- Clubbing babes getting ready for the night.
- OK, who stole this lady's remote to her brain?
- Half-life 2 owners might want to try out this mod.
- Good to know old women can still BE FUCKING CRAZY.
- It's a shame that a story was even written about this.
- Maxi pads are the most disgusting thing ever invented.
- This should get a laugh out of you. Bows and arrows hahaha
- Nice Looking Vagina! Imagine seeing this in your rear view mirror!



New year.. and stuff posted on 01/03/05 by Opie

Assassination of JFK:

First before I even get into this, I'm not even going to go into all the "Conspiracy" stuff involved in this. I just post what's submitted and this was submitted a few months ago. It may not even be real.

With the video that was submitted, a bunch of other pictures were included (Graphic aftermath etc..) but you can head over to rotten.com or something to see all that.



The clip of him getting shot. (No sound)



Lee Harvey Oswald (Man charged with the murder)

Now to a little bit of funny stuff..



Ha.. just watch and listen.



Not sure what they did, but it was pretty.



You pissed? I'm pissed. Let's piss everyone else off.

JOKE

This man and this woman are riding next to each other in first class.

The man sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.

A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes his wang out and wipes the tip off.

The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?"
The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?"

The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."



Kirsten's titties.



Rumor has it that this has happened before.. Weird.

- FFL -

- Smart ass.
- Brace Yourself!
- Um, great pics..
- Ninja Pizza Delivery.
- Two birds one idiot.
- Kangaroos are crazy.
- Pretty cool war game.
- Another funny rocky skit.
- Tsunami aftermath photos.
- Poor Anna. She lost millions.
- This site is retarded. I like it.
- Spiderman... The flash movie.
- I popped a boner to this chick.
- What a bunch of nice whores.
- Who was gay on your birthday.
- I want her as my maid. Thanks.
- Yep, this even grosses me out.
- Hey guys.. She eats everything.
- Anything with fart noises is funny.
- Read the review on this stun gun.
- More of that girl with crazy titties.
- Flashing your friends boobs..priceless.
- Stupid doesn't even fit these dorks.
- Does your computer play random music?
- Another link to the Team America sex scene.
- Fly-eating robot powers itself. Cool beans.
- People with downs should not be in porn. OK?
- Fedex is coming up with some funny commercials.
- Hey, this robot can jog. (Kind of late news to some)
- She found god. I call bullshit, I mean look at those titties.
- I can't believe it's British soldiers doing this.. I really can't. REALLY!
- Did this guy get fired off the Lifetime channel? (2nd vid on the right)


 

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