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� early monday posted on 10/17/11 by Opie

College guys reenact Timon and Pumba Hula Scene.

Dramatic Squirrel!!!

Soldiers flash guy a dude while he's taking a shit.

Old retards or deaf old people fighting and it's hilarious.

FUCK YO TRUCK NIGGA!

Crazy head on crash!

A car jumping rope.

The Ultimate 4-wheel drive!

Super hot slut gets fucked at a picnic!

Skinny bitch with a tight ass!

The 24 Year Old Virgin. haha
Joke

After getting all of the Popes luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

"So bust him," says the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the fucking Pope as a chauffeur!!"

- FFL -

[NSFW] - Party Girls.
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex.
[ SFW ] - Computer Heintai.
[NSFW] - Now this is a MILF!
[ SFW ] - Self-Shooting FAIL!
[ SFW ] - Turn into a Zombie!
[ SFW ] - The Tug Toner.. haha
[ SFW ] - Surfer chicks are hot.
[ SFW ] - Fun fish game. (Classic)
[ SFW ] - Drag race FAIL! (Explodes!)
[ SFW ] - Offensive Halloween Shirts.
[NSFW] - This whore needs two cocks!
[ SFW ] - Need a Halloween Costumes?
[ SFW ] - WTF kind of kids show is this?
[ SFW ] - Hahaha, just watch and laugh.
[ SFW ] - Captain Picard unveils the iPad.
[NSFW] - Chat for free with naked sluts!
[NSFW] - 20 Hottest Naked PETA Models.
[ SFW ] - Superhero in Seattle. (Seriously)
[ SFW ] - Iconic Scenes From Pulp Fiction.
[ SFW ] - Christina Aguilera WTF Happened!?
[ SFW ] - Unbreakable deleted bench press scene.
[ SFW ] - Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant.
[ SFW ] - Snoop Dogg portrait made of weed and hash.
[NSFW] - Students cheer while she gets cum on her face!

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