» thunder cock
posted on 10/15/10 by Opie
Ghost Scare Gay Babysitter! (Scare Tactics)
Oh Sir, you're going to need a whole new truck.
Guy hangs himself live on the Internet. (Like the music I added?)
News guy flipping off someone.
Guy trips a lady.. haha
ICE ROAD FUCKERS!
Great parking job.
Wait for it..
Small Is Beautiful!
Wish it showed her face, sexy ass body.
Some homemade porn.
Damn, she fine.
A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black."
A second little boy says,"Trees are definitely green."
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Then little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks, "Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course not!!!"
"OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants!"
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[NSFW] - Baby Oil Babes.
[NSFW] - Sex Interrupted.
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex.
[NSFW] - Very Hot Cam Girls.
[ SFW ] - Boob staring contest.
[ SFW ] - This frog is awesome.
[ SFW ] - Cat needs the light on.
[NSFW] - Compilation of rough sex!
[ SFW ] - Kick ass shirts for Halloween.
[ SFW ] - This wing suit looks bad ass!
[ SFW ] - Watch this while you're tripping.
[ SFW ] - Anyone care to explain this shit?
[ SFW ] - Get home before the music ends.
[ SFW ] - Good deals on Halloween Costumes.
[ SFW ] - Girl pranks her boyfriend pretty good.
[ SFW ] - Armless Pianist in China's Got Talent.
[ SFW ] - Man Vs Dog in a food eating contest.
[ SFW ] - Megan Fox used to be so much hotter.
[ SFW ] - The most awesome Simpsons Intro ever!
[ SFW ] - This would actually make me vote for him.
[ SFW ] - 10 Reasons Not To Hate Dane Cook, Starring Dane Cook.
[ SFW ] - Bumblebee Camaro Crash at Transformer 3 Filming. (Hits a real cop)
[ SFW ] - US porn industry thrown into crisis after actor tests positive for HIV.
[ SFW ] - How to spend $3 million in just over 12 minutes (actually, about 4 1/2 days) Time-lapse.
» Billy The Faginator
posted on 10/13/10 by Opie
Just 9 minutes of big titties. (Compilation)
Orgasm at 15,000 Feet!
Hottest teen ass ever getting fucked!
Hot asses and titties!
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!"
The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!"
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!"
Send your boobs here!
You can watch this GIF for a long time.
Oh he's fucked.
No gold for you!
I love that too.
Zorro was here.
Wait for it.
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[ SFW ] - Dirty Cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Crazy ass bridge.
[ SFW ] - Fun with females.
[ SFW ] - Facebook of Sex.
[ SFW ] - Kill Counts By Actor.
[ SFW ] - Holy shit! A mermaid.
[ SFW ] - Dancing naked is art?
[ SFW ] - Hot Chick Gets Eaten.
[ SFW ] - Dude is like a monkey.
[ SFW ] - A flood of toxic sludge.
[ SFW ] - Two girls and one cyst.
[ SFW ] - I want a Predator bike!
[ SFW ] - Double Dipping An Asian.
[ SFW ] - It's funny because he's fat.
[ SFW ] - Top 10 Sadistic Experiments.
[ SFW ] - North Korean army gets funky!
[ SFW ] - New Superman movie a coming!
[ SFW ] - Undead Highway. (Kill Zombies!)
[ SFW ] - Grover does the Old Spice dude.
[ SFW ] - Who the hell writes these shit songs?
[ SFW ] - 'Napoleon Dynamite' Animated Series Headed To Fox.
[ SFW ] - "Man told officers he wanted to catch the bird and roast it"
» Unicorns are real
posted on 10/11/10 by Opie
Why you don't throw rocks at cars.
"Shitty" isn't a good word for Live TV.
Probably the worst onside kick ever.
These never end well.
Cat says NOM NOM NOM while eating.
Psycho Slits A Man In The Throat & Goes On A Knife Attack.
Not sure why this was funny to me.
Dodgeball is awesome haha
Pole Dancing Ninja!
Thai teacher is filmed beating his students.
Damn, she's fucking hot.
She gets nice and wet.
A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."
With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed.
He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til next week."
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[NSFW] - Sex date?
[NSFW] - "NOOO It hurts!"
[NSFW] - 3 girls and 1 dude.
[ SFW ] - Cool police chase.
[NSFW] - Very sexy cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Girls get wedgies too!
[ SFW ] - Hey Ginger! (This is Epic)
[ SFW ] - TV Show Mistakes. (Pics)
[ SFW ] - Another cool sniper game.
[ SFW ] - People scaring people. haha
[ SFW ] - This has to be shopped right?
[ SFW ] - The best way to get out of class.
[ SFW ] - They blew you again? Live TV Win.
[ SFW ] - I want some PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[ SFW ] - This damn game will keep you busy.
[ SFW ] - Mt. Everest has around 200 dead bodies.
[ SFW ] - Sounds like his team mates are just jealous.
[ SFW ] - FBI allegedly caught using GPS to spy on student.
[ SFW ] - Dying 7 Year Old Girl Taunted By Neighbors In Trenton.
[ SFW ] - "Tour of my bathroom garbage after 1 month" The fuck?
[NSFW] - Brett Favre's Cellphone Seduction Of Jenn Sterger. (His penis?)
» Stop Calibrate and Listen
posted on 10/08/10 by Opie
X-Factor Host Tells People to Shut The Fuck Up!
Gay Black People Don't Like Bees. (Watch the whole thing)
Dog Ruins Wedding.
Scooter Crashes Through Elevator and Might Have Died... haha
Obama Loses His Seal.
People Walking Into Glass Doors (Compilation)
"Dont Talk About My Bitch".. then a Frying Pan.
Producer Doesn't Realize He's On Air.
Cool boat ramp.
The mask is sexy for some reason.
Midget teen ass fucked!
At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.
While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, ?I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there?s too little left to be of any use??
?Good question,? noted the CFO. ?We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages.?
?Oh,? replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
?What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what?s left over after setting a cast on a patient??
?Ah, yes,? replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. ?We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster.?
?I see,? replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. ?Well,? he went on, ?What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform??
?Here, too, we do not waste,? answered the CFO. ?What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick.?
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[ SFW ] - Sexy Ninja.
[ SFW ] - Amateur babes.
[NSFW] - Super hot teen.
[NSFW] - Naked cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Fight off pirates!
[ SFW ] - Beatbox battle!
[NSFW] - Nailed pussy lips.
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex.
[ SFW ] - Movie body counts.
[ SFW ] - Kill a bunch of bad guys!
[ SFW ] - The cat had an "accident".
[ SFW ] - Sexy Halloween Costumes.
[ SFW ] - REAL Wall-E in DisneyLand!
[ SFW ] - "What's her name, Dikshit?"
[ SFW ] - Announcer gets a bad case of the giggles.
[ SFW ] - NeonRider is a fast paced reflex driving game.
[ SFW ] - So does this finally confirm Verizon gets an iPhone?
[ SFW ] - Homeless Man performs "Under Pressure" with two Kermits.
[ SFW ] - This music video is fucking awesome. (I think it's about penis though)
[ SFW ] - Memphis man shoots teen who refuses to pull up saggy pants. (He's Black!)
» may my cock be with you
posted on 10/06/10 by Opie
Porn then a birth? (Silly ASIANS)
She gets her sex toys at the grocery store then uses them.
That doesn't even look safe.
Way to much info.
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
?I?m afraid I don?t have a husband? she replies.
?OK Do you have a boyfriend??, asks the Midwife.
?No, no boyfriend either.?
?Do you have a partner then??
?No, I?m unattached, I?ll be having my baby on my own.?
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman.
?You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black?.
?Well,? replies the girl, ?I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porno movie. The leading man was black?.
?Oh,? says the midwife, ?it?s really none of my business and I?m sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions, but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair?.
?Well yes,? the girl again replies, ?you see the co-star in the movie was this Swedish guy.?
?Oh,? the midwife repeats, ?it?s really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby also has slanted eyes?.
?Yes,? continues the girl, ?there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice.?
At this, the midwife collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum.
The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims,
?Thank God for that!?
?What do you mean?? says the midwife, shocked.
?Well,? says the girl extremely relieved, ?I had this horrible feeling that it was going to bark!?
Send your E-Boobs here
Wait a second..
Everyone should do this.
She probably hate her Dad.
Bet no one hits them.
He does look familiar.
Damn she has a nice bouncy rack.
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[NSFW] - Hotties.
[NSFW] - Sex date?
[ SFW ] - Wild Teens.
[ SFW ] - How to Kiss.
[ SFW ] - Small Is Beautiful.
[NSFW] - Homemade rough sex.
[ SFW ] - Zombie VS ASIAN kids.
[ SFW ] - Bouncing Otters. haha
[ SFW ] - Yummy placenta recipes.
[ SFW ] - Is this considered music?
[NSFW] - Just looked and say "wtf"?
[ SFW ] - This job better pay a bunch.
[ SFW ] - Some strange taxidermy pics.
[ SFW ] - That ginger kid is still bitching?
[ SFW ] - Realistic Moon simulation... haha
[ SFW ] - Escape death in this puzzle game.
[ SFW ] - Halloween costumes you need to see.
[ SFW ] - You have to be fast in this sniper game.
[ SFW ] - Firefighters are a bunch of faggots. This is bullshit.
[ SFW ] - Woman Claims Man Attacked Her, Carved 'Hoe' Into Her Chest.
» skull fuck you
posted on 10/04/10 by Opie
Most insane/awesome base jump ever.
Apparently squirrels can't climb up Slinkys.
Dude has a pet crocodile.
Kid thinks this dog is fucking crazy.
Is Penis a good answer?
Bruce Lee playing Pingpong with nunchucks. (Repost)
Funny ass death scene.
What the fuck? (Skip to 8:30 mark)
Illegal pussy explosion!
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side.... You know what?"
"What dear?" she asked gently.
"I think you're bad luck. Get the fuck away from me."
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[ SFW ] - Penis fishing.
[NSFW] - Hot drunk girls.
[NSFW] - Super hot Cam Girls.
[ SFW ] - I want to speak Alien.
[NSFW] - She loves the big cock.
[ SFW ] - Funny Gnome Costume.
[ SFW ] - Bull + seesaw = Jackass.
[ SFW ] - Dancing Flight attendants!
[ SFW ] - Awesome street performer.
[ SFW ] - Finally! A doll for Pedophiles.
[ SFW ] - Bees set a trap for a Hornet.
[ SFW ] - Did Verizon over charge you?
[ SFW ] - Fun hand drawn shooter game.
[NSFW] - She's pretty fucking that guitar.
[ SFW ] - Do a lot of girls blow dry their ass?
[ SFW ] - The English Language In 24 Accents.
[ SFW ] - Russians going to build a hotel in Space.
[ SFW ] - Dexter season 5 episode 1. (Edited though)
[ SFW ] - Seal's new music video has a half naked Heidi Klum.
[ SFW ] - They try not to look at the huge titties. (ASIAN tits!)
[ SFW ] - The new Medal of Honor game let's you kill Americans.
[ SFW ] - Odds of Life on Newfound Earth-Size Planet 100 Percent.
» I need to smoke a jeffrey
posted on 10/01/10 by Opie
Mr. Waterman.. Holy shit!
Dog gets Auto-Tuned.
How not to drift.
That asshole is at it again!
Photoshop's new PhotoBomb Tool
Two dolphins collide in mid-air.
Dog catches huge fish.
Clearly this is Satan's dog.
How to play the dick guitar.. Haha wtf?
Car hits person on a bike. He dead.
Female rapist! She'll rape YOU!
Sexy ass blonde.
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun.
He yells to the bartender, ?This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!?
The frightened bartender pleads, ?Don?t shoot, please! I?ll do as you say!?
The robber yells, ?Shut up and empty the cash register!?
The bartender says, ?Okay, okay! Just don?t shoot, I have a wife and kids! I?ll do whatever you say!?
The crook takes the money then puts the gun to the bartender?s head and says, ?Alright, now give me a blowjob!?
?Anything!? cries the bartender, ?Just don?t shoot!?
The bartender starts to blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, he drops the gun. The bartender sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back to the crook and yells,
?Hold the gun, damn it! One of my friends might walk in!?
- FFL -
[ SFW ] - N_GGERS.
[ SFW ] - Suck it baby!
[ SFW ] - Girls are whores.
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex.
[ SFW ] - Avatar fleshlight!
[NSFW] - Chat with naked ladies.
[ SFW ] - Sexy people of Walmart.
[NSFW] - Almost 25 minutes of Anal!
[ SFW ] - What Justin Bieber really is.
[NSFW] - Her pussy lips sure are long.
[ SFW ] - Turn an ipod into an iphone?
[ SFW ] - Shadow chair is kind of neat.
[ SFW ] - "Miracles:" Pop Song Mega Mashup.
[ SFW ] - Most Perfect Internet Video EVER! (Tosh.0)
[ SFW ] - Stupid bitch announces the WRONG winner!
[ SFW ] - Burger King Costume, scariest costume Ever!.
[ SFW ] - Sign this petition to stop the Internet Blacklist.
[ SFW ] - Draw your track and see how far you go with the skier.
[ SFW ] - Mark Zuckerberg interview about that Facebook movie. (Funny stuff)